Suspiciousness Community

Does nobody else see suspicious sand being mashed potatoes in Minecraft?

so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus

question for a friend... Is it cheating/suspicious if your otp w your bf and friend, and he and your friend are talking about things he likes, but everytime you want to chime in or just talk to him, he acts extremely rude towards you then continues to talk to your friend, and then when you talk to him about it, he says that your being weird and overdramatic? i just need to know b4 giving her advice on what to do next.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

who the hell has a foot fetish 🤨 that's kind of suspicious