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lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

Terrorist 4.0 I'm gonna bomb YOUR house and tell everyone your gay and that you tried to drown me in your swimming pool TWICE, if you don't watch a movie with me. Also stop sending pig pictures to me I'M NOT A PIG, here's some broses for the continuation of our bromance🌹🌹🌹

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

SHREK

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂

So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:

1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)

2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.

3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.

4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.

5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG

AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.

Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌