Y'all

where is everyone att

ARSON

Wsg arson

heyy

I'm good

wby u guyss

Tired

OPAL

wsp lads

samee

in Spanish rnn

ello

Hola

hola

como estas

Bien?

Bien.

anyways

is anyone else in school rn?

No I got out a while ago

damn

just 2 more periods for meee

hell

then freedommmm

helllo*

hey

(its el)

Fuck not another fucking hazbin hotel character

I changed me namememeemme

oh I gtg for a bit y'all fight or smth

That show is so ass

also hi el

Bye arson

see ya ltr

blame my bestie irl... she's addicted to it

hi arson

bye arson

lol

It’s actually such a terrible show

ok

I watched it its not that bad

mid compared to pilot

It’s such a bad show I can’t even

mhm

mh

mhhm

tsitp was bad too but HH is on a worser level

where is AngelDust? I need sex

El , arn't you like 11.

bro pls no

What the fuck

no ?

Ethan, you should ban El because she’s too young to be on the site.

Have u not watched hh?

Isn’t it 13+?

I'm jk

El , what is your age

I AM 13 tho..

She’s 12 or 11

damn ,if someone can find proof of it , I will.

what?!

whyyyyy

Because you’re too young dumbass

i'm 13 bro

No you aren’t

Stop lying

i'm not lying

another hazbin hotel account its like 25 percent of the site now

We’re all fed up with all this bullshit

its literally my birthday...

Find proof that el is 12

today...

also el is 12 not 13

Its my birthday, I turned 13 guys...

happy b day

thx :)

I'm turning 16 in 2 weeks

nice

I turned 17 a month ago

ikr

BUT WHY TF DID THEY SHORTEN SPRING BREAK

CUZ NOW MY B DAYS ON A SCHOOL DAY

AHHHH

nice

They shortened it for me too

im still 13

I wanna kms so bad rn

why

that checks out

cuz my b day on a school day

me 24/7

365

every dayyy

Mine was too I think

my birthday is on school day... i had a test :(

yea most pls are but I'm used to a break on my b dayyy

damn

yep

I just took a biomed test and I think I ate shit

did so bad on it

oop

welp , if I figure out anyone is under the age of 13 , they/you will be banned :)

35 mins for 5 FREAKING FRQ and 15 multiple choice

yea get them kids OUT

Don’t worry bro im not lying

me too man

I just bombed my test and my parents are actually furious

I'm actually 65 ;)

i have a summer birthday theyre the best cause you dont have school

real

I think El is younger , I thingi remember her saying something on being 11.

luckyy

no el is 12

HEROIN , DO U GOT PROOF EL IS 12 or younger!!!!!!!

HUH

birth year rn

hello

Heroin find proof

hi

knitting

HEROIN TELL ME

^^^^

she said it once also youre saying shes 11

are you guys dating or somting and ur finding out her age or sum?

Find screenshots right now

i remember her saying she was eleven when i joined just more than a month ago

nahhh seriously Valentino?

I need evidence abt her saying it , no snorff , 12 and younger ain't allowed here.

u new? never seen u b4

yes

You like $cuicideboy$????

yes

I need evidence abt her saying it , no snorff , 12 and younger ain't allowed here.

coolio

Same!!!!

yoooo fr

nah they’re just weird or they don’t want tweens on here

Fr

thats amzing

ikr

so cool

radical

amazing

Shy how old are you? I feel like you’re under 13

*pre-teens* and were not weird , they shouldn't be on here

fantastic

cowabunga guys I gotta pay attention

how old are you guys all if shes 11 or sum

in 16

I’m 17

dang, so let’s say someone called Turtle Poop(just taking a random name) was 11, and two hours after turning 12 they could come here?

I'm 14

so why is a 11 year old on a site with older ppl

Nope , only 13+ here

It’s 13+

12 and under is banned

a tweenager is someone in between 8-12 years old

rated R tho cuz ppl be saying wild shit out here

good

oh ok, i didn’t understand haha

REAL

*Jake and Madi*!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u say

Everyone would be cancelled irl

who?

what?

Everyone on this site would be cancelled it would be so funny 😂

not meeee

I'm a saint

same here

we'll see

I’m a little controversial

most holy person here

im not racist im my memes are just offensive

who would be cancelled?

Everyoje

Snorff , what is ur age.

def

like literally everyone? cool!

irl age 6

im kidding

You’re 100% not 13

when u ain't fighting ur good

im 16

OH..

cool

alr good to know lmao , was close to like !!!!

im a very well spoken 6 year old i know thank u

Bc everyone keeps yapping on here

pfft

www.youtube.com/shorts/sIn4uTz3u20

you raped my father"""""

doin my father "

yapathon

you make my ball's hurt"

wrong thing to say then. sorry. (i am sorry, i am very talkative right now and will probably say very strange things as i have not spoken to a normal amount of people, i will probably just go as i also need to go to sleep)

YouTube shorts kid 😭

beating even harder"""""

bro what

check the yt short lmao

you read harry potter

cant

in spanish

I have reasons, I'm on school computer so push off

fr

but actually when i was 6 i learnt a lot from hp books

dont kill em

I sometimes end up on yt shorts when I try to get off insta but end up opening yt instead so I feel better lol

Imagine not already knowing the language you take in school

are both of you ethan?

yes

ikr imagine

My name is Ethan

same here

who's the better ethan

fight for the righttt

yeah

3 ETHANS????

pistols at high noon

WAIT WHOS THE 3RD

Ok so there’s mod ethan

we got ingenious, snorff, and who?

ohhh

ok

I’m the best Ethan

Snd Then you’re the…

false

fight

damn ethan war commencing

the winner can eat the others heart and become double ethan

My given name isn’t Ethan

can u be the commentator?

me?

same here

*i

ohhh

or u if u want

or both

yea sure

tay

Damn how come

*yay

actually lets both do it

ROUND 1 FIGHTT

im just agreeing with some of u

i have been the commentator for the dick wars

Oh…

I can already imagine it

i need to go for a couple of minutes , i need to “go to sleep”

my name is not Ethan

But im still the best Ethan

Mine isn’t Ethan, it’s just “Ethan” so people don’t butcher my name terrible

*terribly

tf/////

ahh i see

wait snorff is 6

No he’s 16

o

lol

I believe in ethan equality but i still prefer the other ethan because he doesnt want to ban me because i have good memes

Fuck you

its getting heated what happenedddd

chill guys

NEW TOPIC

is that an insult or a to do list

WWW

shy what

idk what to talk about

gimme a close up of that pfpp

I mean what

You’re actually annoying as fuck

eyy guys chill

sure buddy

hello

hi

hi

no

hi amyyyyyyy

Fym

God tier editing skills

you think everyone’s annoying

WWW

just drop it dude

relatable

people get defensive around me because i have better memes

I’m allowed to have an opinion?

Eh not worth fighting with yall

just leave it alone guys u don't have to like everyone

not when all you do is flaunt it around 💀

actually youre not

Alr imma hop off now

alr byee

damn

rip , all u jad to do was except I'm top tier

accept

ETHAN IS A FUCKING UGLY NAME

rights revoked

ARSON

OPAL WHAT

THERES 3 ETHANS

ik u ain't fucking talking u fucking man

YOUR GONNA GET JUMPED

opal what

go fuck ur gf opal.

3?

My real name isn’t opal

apparently

cool , sir

ok sure it isnt

her real name is samuel

It isn’t you know me at school bruh

shes catfishing you

wanna see me an old lady

No

we should start a name reveal rn

Bet

(I'm trying to stalk y'all)

sure

NAME REVEAL

bet

Y'all already know my name

gtg

Elsa

GO AHEAD OPAL

Ok my real name is

wait actually?

MY REAL NAME IS

skibidi rizz

HELLO

my real name is

its not elsa its samuel

ya

ya like jazz?

HI

shes catfishing you

cuteeeeee

buzz buzz

rachel is such a cute name

btw it said rachel

did see ittt

ahhh

well hi luna

me real name, as y'all know is Elizabeth or like I like, Elsa :)

gross

I will never share my birth name

shushhh

is it ching chong

No

true. very.

delete ur comment I swear someone gonna dox meee

It

Is

gonna show up with my home address frfr

U can call me anything to do with Elizabeth if u want

Arson im only name revealing if you do it first

NOOOOOOOOOOO

his birth name is ethan

bloody hell. we are very similar. hi! i don’t think i noticed you until now, i just came back from my “going to sleep”

already did

Hi shy!

No it’s not actually… that’s the point

arson already did and then deleted it its luna

damn

oh yehahhh

exposed

Ok fine here I go

omg luna is such a cute name

the big reveal

thxxxxx

*drum roll*

i thought that arson was a boy for some reason (idk if you’re a boy called luna, probably not)

the tension is building

fr

np

I'm a girl

cool name ingenious

iyea

Nice! Ur name is rlly exotic!

Delete that

already did sirrr

Heroin monkey delete that

should i name reveal?

why not

did i guess it right ethan

i think i know ur name shy

Heroin monkey it’s close

i didng read it fully

oh?

It’s close to my real name

Please delete it im being serious

Delete it

bro just delete it

I’m being fucking serious

i did

alr cool

Thanks

NO MORE FIGHTING NOW

ay

yay*

Racist

way more scary

Ingenious ur name is rlly cool

youre acting like we didnt already know she was racist

True

el what’s my name then?

What? I'm just saying its cool :(

johnanathananan

eliza?

guys I wanna die why did I do Spanish 3

oof

wait no nvm this is easy

YAY IM NOT A FAILURE

damn did you guess or something else? (i don’t mean it’s correct, just wondering)

shy is ur name eliza?

sadly not.

u have my old email

is ur nameeeeee uhhhhh Mike tyson.

ur last name begins with an r i think

christiano rolaldo??

nah :(

Ronaldo*

damn I though I had it there

mohammed is the most common name in the world so is it that

ahahahaha

what#

you think i’m a boy? awesome!

alr bye guys spanish is ending

gotta pack upp

byee

but shy is ur name eliza r ?

I lied. 🗿

I lied about lying

Bye bye

what

bye

aye

i got it ?!

Huh

its a British word

"aye"

scottish (i think)

yeah

I'm going to fucking murder this one bitch.

who? why?

Her names gwen

cause she forwarded herself an email behind my sisters back on my sisters chrombook after I said she cant read it

gwen

thats crazy

gwen stacy.

what was it about

wait she wears ballet shoes. i don’t know if that’s sexual or she’s just good at dancing or something (in some drawings i mean)

*sexist

Wsg may

Hi

Yo

is gwen one of your sisters friends

wsg may

hi

yo

I LOVE YOU BBG

Spanish or vanish

vanish

noo

ahh

bye