Wow!

wow

I'LL TEAR YOU IN TWO

fuc

my post or u gay

or lesbian

i never win....

bruv

goofy jake delted it

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY POST.

MINE.

I'LL MURDER YOU.

SEE YOU SOON.

um

WINNER GETS RIGHTS TO THE NEW POST

i have sour patch kids

yummy

those aint sour

toxic waste is where it's at

yeah but theyre still good

LYNX

what does that mean

YOU WERENT FAST ENOUGH

i thought i wasnt but i was :D

liek one time i shoved a huge mouthfull of toxic waste in my mouth and it cause a deep bloody indent on my tounge

and it caused my tounge to crack too

oh thats nice

with blood seeping in between the cracks

oh

You wait.

Toxic waste isn’t even sour bro

thats sucks sry

remember, i shoved a huge mouthfull of them

prolly liek 20

Yeah, they’re not even sour though

i dont really like toxic waste ngl

I’ve had warheads that are more sour than toxic waste

it was the first time i tried it so ye

no za fuck they not

warheads are so good

Warheads are sour for like 10 seconds and then they’re ass

warheads taste liek shit after the sour gets off

ye

ive never had a warhead or a toxic waste, even if i did i hate sour things

when i was like 5 i ate a whole bag of them warhead hard candy things nd my mouth was absolutely screwed for like a week

but toxic waste last for 30 secs or more depending on how much you suck on it

PAUSE

why are we paused

Yall have no sourness tolerance lmao

i do

i didnt when i was 5 though

i'm immune to spice

I eat warheads like popcorn

that's my tolerance

JAKEY

CAN YOU CHECK UWU PLEASE? <3

warheads are for lil bitches bruv

jake i was like 5 when that happened nd id never had anything sour besides sour patch kids

my brother ate this weird sour shit and his mouth was like bleeding and his tounge was like peeled off, i gave my older brother some candy from london we found and he likes sour stuff so rip him ig

thats why it screwed my mouth

ewww

yuh my older brother is questionable

lmao

good thing hes not in our household anymore

Sour patch kids aren’t even sour lmao

ik

Even the “extreme” ones taste sweet

sour patch kids are mid tbh

no cus like the extreme ones are no different i feel like

nah let's talk about spicy stuff

i have amazing spice tolerance apparently

be honest, is takis better than flamin hot cheetos?

no stop my eyes water so easily from spicy stuff but it sucks cus i love spicy

i like takis

takis are nasty

have u guys tried tajin covered lollipops from mexico

no

no

gay

flamin hot cheetos better

nuh uh

fr

especially the puffs

that's the shit

i hate cheeto puffs

how

theyre annoying to eat

See I have the highest sour tolerance, but a concerningly low spice tolerance

haha

lmao

my brother is such a baby when it comes to spice

same w one of my cousins

one time i ate two bags of spicy ass food and my asshole started burning liek crazy

my spice tolerance is crazy

mines nonexistent nd spice hurts like fuck but i eat it anyway cus it tastes so good

spice is yummers

do u guys agree reese's are za best chocolate?

White girl

theyre so good

absolutely not

yummy

I like caramel stuff though

i hate reeces

yuck

caramel gets stuck to your teeth

You’re gay

oh caramels so gross

CARAMEL IN CHOCOLATE IS SO GOOD

nuh uh

yummers

i dont rlly like chocolate

r u za twix king guy?

or watever his name is

No

how

But I knew him

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oki

w rizz

i dont like peanut butter

They used to call me the Twix king cause I always get big twix on halloween

i hate peanut butter but when it comes to reese's im fine with it

peanut butter is mid tbh

I’m also the riddler king of WJE according to Casey and Dagger

im the wje rizzler

PEANUT BUTTER IS SO GOOD

when i was like 4 i LOVED peanut butter so much that i ate a huge bowl of it then went on a walk to the peach w my grandma nd i threw up over the wall.

since then no pb for me

the most american to do is grab a spoonful of peanut butter and shove it into ur mouth

i dont rlly like peanut butter

o dam

**beack

fuck

beach

hell yeah

That shit is so good

i hate peanut butter

ew hell nah bruv

its like to sticky

My grandpa used to do it all the time

my dad does that

then try mazapan's

he eats peanut butter straight from the jar

i convinced my brother to eat a spoonful of wasabi because i told him it was guacamole and that i made guacamole for the first time, he ate it and ummm

Fuck you guys im gonna go eat peanut butter out of spite >:)

ew

peanut nutter

wtf

i do like peanut butter on graham crackers dipped in milk though

ph

oh

i cant fuckin type

me neither

honestly it depends on what type of peanut butter

no cus crunchy pb can like stop existing

theres multiple kinds???

if it's skippy's or reese's im fine but if it's some great value shit then hell naw

Fr

i ate all the green orange nd yellow sour patch kids so now i only have red nd blue!

reeses peices are mid

Skippy’s goes hard

fax bruv

The best two

fr

it's an acquired taste

idk a lot of the brands of peanut butter ;-;

I love Reese’s pieces

ew

Better than m&ms imo

there was this one snack i had a while ago

nah cause liek who tf eats plain m&m's

i forget the name imma look it up

okay do you guys pronounce reece's like the actual name Reece or do you say like reesees

maybe if i was little but not anymore

reesees

Reece’s

some goofy ahh people say it as, "recess"

Re-seas is dumb ngl

i used to say reesees but now i say reece's cus like

its what it is

bruv they literally call it dat in the commercial's \

No they dont

Have you not heard

nd it not reesees peesees its reece's pieces

Ree-sehs

teheres this snack i got in japan and it was a chocolate cookie with strawberry chocolate on top it was so yummers

Ree-sihs

ykw fuck u guys im gonna grab a whole handful of reese's and get type 2 diabetes

oki

have fun

have fun !

lol

my chapstick tastes like toothpaste

alr i got dem shit's

i spedran all the way to get them

congrats

W

i bought this weird lip mask thingy and it smells liek gummy bears

y do they make chapstick's look yummy

i js wanna take a bite out of it

welp

same with glue sticks

i j dropped my chapstick

face down

on the dirty ass floor

kill me now

eat the top off

...

ew

ew

my lips are so chapped

the kids in africa could've eaten it god dammit

mine arent cus i ALWAYS have chapstick on me

its 19 degrees and i ran out of chapstick

cus if not they turn red nd burn

oh dam

Guys turns out I only have crunchy peanut butter 😭

i have like 5 chapsticks in my room nd a lip gloss i carry w me everywhere nd a chapstick in my pencil case nd one in my backpack

nd one in the car

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DONT EAT IT.

creamy peanut butter tho 🤤🤤🤤

i have a lot of lip makeup thingies except chapstick

i only ever use chapstick nd lip gloss

guys, is it weird dat i have a phobia of getting peanut butter getting stuck onto the roof of my mouth?

ummm ive never heard of that

i feel zesty when i use chapstick in school

i used to have like one lipstick but i was using it for christmas eve church service nd left it open on my table cus i had to grab smth nd when i came back my cat was licking it

it was sad it was a really pretty pink nd it had chapstick in the center so it didnt dry your lips out

dam

one time in 3rd grade i found a girl's lip gloss and i ate it at it tasted liek strawberries

yeah but i have a nice lip gloss from bath nd body works that make my lips super shiny nd it tastes nd smells amazing

and then she smacked me right after >:(

ive eaten chapstick before

i threw up but my mom made me go to school

lip gloss is so good

how chapstick tastes so gross

nd the texture

🤮

i was 7

I did and it was okayer than I thought

JAKE.

I WANTED PEANUT BUTTER

I SAID NO CUS CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER IS SO BAD.

peanut

buter

buter

this is the origin to my username

w rizz

...

if anyone

tickled my feet

i will slap

the absolute shit out of you

same

even jake?

dont touch my toes

no i cant stand people touching my feet

YES EVEN JAKE

SHOVE MY FOOT DOWN HIS THROAT

I was just about to ask

my brother the other day offered to give me a pedicure (hes gay as hell)

..

guys i think my 11 year old brother is gay...

he's prolly get turned on by dat

I’ll just shove something else down your throat if you did that

bruh 😭

side eye

HUVUIVHIUD

D:

wtf

oh

jake is acting very sussy baka

real

too sussy

Hey

hi!

hey

hey gamer

imagine get banned from german site

LOFLWOGJE*()WRTY&G*W)FY&T*#(FWY&*E(GYFW&*E(GzFW&DFDBZ

wait howd you get banned?

My name is not Gamer

ur old one was

so i calling u dat

german guy why were you banned

But now it is not anymore

They betrayed me

whatever daddy wants, daddy gets

how come???

They were assholes the entire time

Wanna see the text they sent me?

all za SW users are assholes except for SaH

im on sw a lot

there all really nice when you get to meet them :D

SaH hates me as well...

wait so what did you do?

hex naw

They are acting

hell diggity no

well everyone is different...

Played truth pr dare and had a political oppinion not many people like

ohhh ok

Wait

thats always a thing people get mad over

Everything described in 1 picture. Verräter on the sogn hung around my neck means betrayer

ohhhh okay

where did everyone go???????????????????????????????

dam dat kind of a skill issue bro

bob

hey bob person

bruv it's not dat deep

Hi Bob

have we met bob

hi

dont think so

oh cool im leo

hello leo

hello

are you new

no

oh damn, me neither

my account was made in 1/20/2023

I am the german guy

hi german guy

everyone died :(((

hi

i gotta go now, i need to get out of bed

kk

XIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok

bye leo

Can you still talk bob?

yup

Nice

How are you?

good u

What was the opinion

?

Out of curiosity

hi jakeeeeee

Sup

I am against illegal immigrants

Ah okay

Hi Jake btw

Sup

i only know the people from like 6 months ago lol

Pretty good. I will visit a flight school soon

Lol

But when I come here, I have to think of the germans and then I feel kind of betrayed

Ykyk

Hey, if it makes you feel better, I've been doing some reading.

ima go on my friends account lol

So even the German side has drama, huh?

Guess it’s unavoidable

They leterally betrayed me

They threw me off

:}

😂

I can describe everything in 2 pictures, Jake

Me scared SaH is going to come

* I am

hiiii

it bob

Hi

I'm talking to her right now.

On Uwu

No.

*?

On Discord.

SaH’s pretty chill, I think the English side might have negatively rubbed off on her a bit though haha

She always destroys me every time she sees me on here

*Positively

I liked her once...

(I didn't love her)

"might have negatively rubbed off on her a bit though haha"

"haha"

.

Maybe not negatively lmao, she’s just changed since she started coming here more

jake

Yo

can you send me a new link for the discord all the ones that i have found dont work

I think I got kicked from it lmao

We made a new one.

We forgot to tell you.

oh

Ah I see

jake got laft out

left

What Discord server?

Can I join?

KOTA?

YO

BRO

Dagger was cross with you.

DOES UR NAME HAPPEN TO BE DAKOTA

But he's simmered down.

yup its me kota

from malmal?

oh hii madi

HI XINNY

HII BROO

I NEED TO YAP TO YOU

WSGGG

OH BET

GET ON UWU

BRO LAST NIGHT WAS SO FUN

OKOK

yappity mc yap yap yappity yappiter yaps yap

FROM MAL MAL OR NO

im joking donut its me issiah

damn

SM

SMH*

u better not tell lol

I THOUGHT U WERE THT ONE HOE I KNEW

please dont

issiah who?

its dailydumbassbob

I DONT REMEMBER BRO

I HAVENT BEEN ON MALMAL

bro

IN LIKE A YEAR

me

THOSE HOES BANNED ME FOR NO REASON

Jake, I'll invite you back.

i had a different pfp but its me

I unfriended you, but I forgot it was you.

i cant remember I FEEL SO BAD SUIHSUGHG

Sorry, was gone

IM TRYNA JOG MY MEMORY

also what is malmal i know panda: the worst site ever but not no malmal 💀💀

oh

then idfk who u is

l;ol

malmal was a drawing website

i was very popular

I LOST MY DIGNITY ON THERE

BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB BITCH

I JUST WENT ON IT

NAMED COSMO

kota might have been on it idk

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

HELL YES

AUDHIUDH

THE FANDOM LIVES ONNNNN

SEARCH UP MY USER

DONUTDRAWZZ

i do apologize for the uh....

SPECIFIC ART

IT WAS A HARD TIME

the kota im talking about is her dog is in the pfp if you know her dog lol

i donttt

i knew some dude named dakota who had A RLY FUCKIN COOL CAT BRO

oh

IT WAS A GREY FLUFFY CAT THAT HAD LIKE THT EYE THING

WHERE ONE EYE IS A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN THE OTHER

.

hi

she was like best friends with:worstjokesever.com/@xxmentallyilljoxx

they both left the sit tho

i think jake remembers kota

maybe

do u jake?

Good job, you spooked Jake off.

i think he gond

gone

IM DRAWING ON THAT COOL ASS WEBSITE

Jake and Kota, here's the link.

https://discord.gg/Fc3SsvcH

The guild has a different name now, however.

hi guys

Hey

wsg bbg

bro

cracked ruby

How are you?

is so annoying

i know this is like a terible thing to say

pp pic

but

today he messaged me on uwu

he said he tried to kill himself again

thanks to us

warrri do

or wat did za site do

cuz i was gonna catfish him witha n alt as a joke

You made them try to kill themselves?😂

no

ill copy and paste wat he said before today

dude why are u guys trying to cat fish me? on wje toast told me to get on rq and u guys are trying to cat fish me TF threre one person leo and tf i have bad trust issues and bad fucking anxiety and this makes it worseLIKE TF btw when my anxiety is up so far i somtime i try to kms

Bro I tried to kms again thx to u guys I mite go ghost for a wile

I could not give less of a fuck abt what he’s gonna do to himself

like his dick was so micro

he show me his pp with a rule i tink

ruler*

I CAN SEE THE DELTED POSTS

He sent dick pics? ._.

hes jakes age i tink

wana see?

._.

HOW