Where Da Hoes At?

not here

right here

oh nvm

lol

lol

sup

wazzzzuppppppppppppppppp 🤪

nigawatt

if bro cuts off his pp he has 7 others

uh

real

There is no testosterone in this image

erm

they have more than you ngl

they're all the same people

Not as much as you though

(kpop makes me physically hostile

)

soak a microsoft excel document in olive oil and salt and shove it up your ass

acid

Is that where you pulled this out of cause it’s complete shit

insane in the membrane

eat dirt and contract tetanus

You’re

Gay

Ha

no u

i'm going to make a fruit smoothie out of you

Hi

ew it's almost valentine's day

oh

I hope I can get the day off

so ur js gonna sext with madi on the day off?

ew

gay

?

Fuck I don’t think I cancelled my game pass subscription

real it's ew

I think it’s been going for like 3 months and I haven’t used it at all

Fuck

haha L loser

skill issue

My net worth is going down guys

ratio

I’m only worth a thousand dollars 😭

well it was 0 before, how much is it now?

you had none in the first place, you're in crippling debt now

real

It’s Madi smh I gotta stop being her sugar daddy

ew you're so gross

tf do u buy madi

Nothing lmao

hello kitty plushies?

oh oki

I mean, I will

hello kitty vibratod

But I can’t rn

cause you're a BROKIE

Vibratod? Is that a new model

you would know

oh

yes

send that to madi

I would if I could I just don’t think her parents would appreciate random packages coming to their house for their daughter

on uwu

Probably gonna think it’s a pipe bomb

she will beat my ass

She will

cope

you're such a sub

ew

hi bbg cunke and jakey

you're so gross

what a bout me

Muahahahaha

no

Okay but like

there's a thing called 🌟fingers🌟

Wholesome shit

hey bbg

ew

Happened on call last night

She’s so cute :D

you dont count as a person

sup kris

hey

that's

mean

:(

i read youe chats

you

are

gross

Oh that’s nice

SO DID HER FRIEND LMAO

dont worry you count as a monkey :)

you're gross

SHE WAS READING THEM OFF OUT LOUD

why were you talking

about

jeans

OOO OOO AH AH

HEY NO MADI WAS SAYING THAT STUFF

eugh

I SENT HER A PIC OF MY UH

dick

WAIT FUCK THAT SOUNDS WEIRD

chest

ass

jake how big are your man tiddys?

foreskin cheese perhaps?

i read your chats sometimes to

NO I WAS DRIVING AND I SENT HER A PIC OF ME HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL AND MY LEGS WERE IN IT

do yall wanna see a pic of my ass?

do u shave?

you were texting while driving

yes

i'm reporting you

to the

aw man i thought u were naked

he lives in la

but W gyatt

Misinformation smh

no it not smh

Yes

my ass is hairy

same

😔

and occasionaly wet

💀

same

im not kidding

like when i get sweaty

Wiping as a pubescent man is like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet

also is soop being fr about all this shit he says?

quotebooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

i can shove my foresking up my ass

foreskn

Yeah right

foreskin

WANNA SEE?

Is it cause they stole it from you at birth and you asked for it back?

i can also lick my foreskin, and on occassion i can put the bulb in my mouth

So you could glue it onto your finger and stick it in your ass?

im not circumsiced

i wanna be tho

NO

DONT

Your dick is not that big bro

THAT INCH IS VITAL

bruver

6.5

inches

is

not

big

Lies lmfao

Everyone lies at your age

I was 13 once too pal

FYM LIES?

Ew you’re the same age as my sister that’s nastyyyy

FYM LIES?

wat wong wit being 13

Proof

Uwu

Now

Jk jk

HUH

PEDO PEDO

I don’t want to have to grab my magnifying glass

i dont have a ruler on me

and theres a scab

but it's an image

13 year olds suck ass

i accidentaly rubbed off some of the skin

no

depends

16 year olds suck at driving

My dick has a hole in it

OMG SAME

my dick has veins

Good think I’m long 16 for 3 more weeks

I TRIED TO TAPE IT UP

17 year olds suck at driving

My dick has blood inside it

do yall wanna see a picture of the scab on my dick?

do u guys peel scabs off ur skin and eat it?

js me?

I used to have a bad habit of picking my scabs but I stopped getting scabs so now I don’t do it

my dog is licking his balls liek a cat rn

Samesies

that was joke

no

jm'kaweytyliwoh

the scab on my dick hurts when i jerk off :(

Guys name any fandom

assassins creed

porn

bruvers i found out my gramma reads jason mamoa fanfiction where hes a werewolf

https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop

watch blippi take shit

on his friend

NO

yes

OW

it's sum ting that jake would watch

Okay name a different fandom

far cry

skyrim

splinter cell

fallout

dishonored

chunke what games do u play on xbox

minecwaft cweepa

and i have a old random ass assassin's creed game

WHICH ONE

1?

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

2?

huh

bruver thats not old it came out in 2013

that's when I was 3 😭😭😭

das like 11 years ago

💀

suck that i couldnt play the first ac game when it came out

You guys are young little shits huh

stfu old raggity ass

when i was -3

Buddy the first animal crossing game came out way before that

jake my sisters older than you

jake my dog is older than you

assassins creed dumbass

So is a large chunk of the human population

no

Your sister isn’t special

my dog is 23

Special needs maybe

my dog is special

only a few people in existence are older than you

Go suck her dick

BRUVER WHAT

ILL SUCK HER BOYFRIENDS DICK THANK YOU VERY MUCH

gimmie ur lil sister's number NOW

911

ask if it's bubble gum pink

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7654170869

Okay imma head out and do something, vagina guys

vagina!

SHIT

you made me call 911

vagine

FUCK

the number i sent was my number

vagina*

^^^^^

but i wnat to date jake's sister

i am jakes sister

nuh uh

its been me all along

do you wanna see a picture of my weenus?

yesn't

on dat note, vagina bbgs!

bbg

real

hi mal

hey

hru

good

you?

im alright

kk

also i found out im not gonna die if my dicks curved

stupid head

oh congrats

okay like

who are the 5 stalkers

say smth istg

do you ever wonder if soop is just messing with us?

wdym

look at the quotebook

the thing about boobs

then about the fritos thing

oh

yeah

not the boob quote 😭

i wouldn't put it past him lmao

exactly

hi jake bbg

also check my new post 👍

the jake harley lp

oki doki

on what

?

nvm i figured it out

oh alr

dead chat

who are the 8 fuckin stalkers who arent talking

like cmon

i had to use the bathroom

i can make 8 alts and make them talk

lmfao

me

me

FLAPPY HI

i hate black people

i hate hispanics

i hate asians

i hate gays

i hate gingers

guys guys

i hate

flaps

hi jakeyyyyypoooo

check my new post

hi mallardddddd

i hate indians

ight ima switch back

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65c8ee6bde182714e62026c9

real

I hate kpop