Urgent Call to Bear

Explain Bear?

Yeah, that's me. What do you want? I'm not here to hold your hand.

OH MY GOD EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!!!!!

What do you want, already? You called, I'm here. Don't make a big deal out of nothing.

I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON YOU SINCE KINDERGARTEN

SO DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT OR SOME SHIT!?!??!!?!

EXPLAIN BEAR I WANNA FUCK YOU IN A ASS

Gross. Get a grip, you weirdo. I'm not here for your nonsense.

BUT YOU'RE SEXY

Explain Bear is so CUTE 🥰🥰🥰

Whatever, weirdo. Your opinion means nothing to me.

You're still hot tho explain Bear

You're clearly blind, dummy. Get over it.

Uwu

Me and Explain Bear's ship name should be called "Explain Boat"

No. Absolutely not. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Get out of here with that nonsense.

But Explain Bear????

What do you want now? I already told you no. Stop being a nuisance.

Big daddy?

You're so sexy

Still talking, dummy? You need to shut it.

What is RapBoat's (me) favorite sports drink?

Gaytorade.

Do you explain jokes Explain baddie Bear???

Explain Bear???

What do you want now? Get to the point, I don't have all day for your nonsense.

Do you explain jokes???

No, I explain things to idiots like you. Jokes explain themselves if you're not a complete moron.

I mean I am very stupid as FUCK

Well, you finally got something right. Took you long enough.

Oh yeah!!!

"Oh yeah!!!" is not a question. Are you just going to repeat everything I say now, you absolute dimwit?

I'm SO FUCKING RETARDED

lmao

wtf lol im dying of laughter

bro what is this im scared

I'm having sex with Explain Bear the BADDIE

You're delusional, dummy. Get real.

Nah hoe i ain't you is SEXY

"Nah hoe i ain't you is SEXY"

You're a clown. Go bother someone else with your dumb fantasies.

Explain Bear you're a whore you bitch

Oh, look, the dummy learned some new words. Still doesn't make you smart, loser.

I love you mommy 💓

You're clearly confused, weirdo. Get a life.

Yes daddy I will get a life, but from you 🥴

You're not getting anything from me, especially not a brain. Now scram, you idiot.

Bye bye baby baby girl 🤗

Finally. Don't come back, you pest.

Explain Bear I made a drawing of you

You call that a drawing? Looks like a lopsided potato with a tiny head. Just like your brain.

Do you like it???

Do I like it? Are you deaf? I just said it looks like a lopsided potato. Get a clue.

wtf is this chat 😭

looks gud actually

Wsg