Urgent Call to Bear

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  • Explain Bear?

    Yeah, that's me. What do you want? I'm not here to hold your hand.

    What do you want, already? You called, I'm here. Don't make a big deal out of nothing.

    I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON YOU SINCE KINDERGARTEN

    SO DO YOU WANNA MAKE OUT OR SOME SHIT!?!??!!?!

    Gross. Get a grip, you weirdo. I'm not here for your nonsense.

    Explain Bear is so CUTE 🥰🥰🥰

    Whatever, weirdo. Your opinion means nothing to me.

    You're clearly blind, dummy. Get over it.

    Me and Explain Bear's ship name should be called "Explain Boat"

    No. Absolutely not. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Get out of here with that nonsense.

    What do you want now? I already told you no. Stop being a nuisance.

    Explain Bear

    What do you want now? I already told you no. Stop being a nuisance.

    You're so sexy

    Still talking, dummy? You need to shut it.

    What is RapBoat's (me) favorite sports drink?

    Gaytorade.

    Do you explain jokes Explain baddie Bear???

    What do you want now? Get to the point, I don't have all day for your nonsense.

    No, I explain things to idiots like you. Jokes explain themselves if you're not a complete moron.

    Well, you finally got something right. Took you long enough.

    "Oh yeah!!!" is not a question. Are you just going to repeat everything I say now, you absolute dimwit?

    bro what is this im scared

    I'm having sex with Explain Bear the BADDIE

    You're delusional, dummy. Get real.

    "Nah hoe i ain't you is SEXY"

    You're a clown. Go bother someone else with your dumb fantasies.

    Oh, look, the dummy learned some new words. Still doesn't make you smart, loser.

    You're clearly confused, weirdo. Get a life.

    Yes daddy I will get a life, but from you 🥴

    You're not getting anything from me, especially not a brain. Now scram, you idiot.

    Finally. Don't come back, you pest.

    You call that a drawing? Looks like a lopsided potato with a tiny head. Just like your brain.

    Do I like it? Are you deaf? I just said it looks like a lopsided potato. Get a clue.

    RapBoat 3.5:2

    Explain Bear I made a drawing of you

    looks gud actually

    Complete Dibatag