Toastieee

Hi amy

hi toast :)

DRY ASS CONVO

Hi flappy

OML WHY HE SO SLOW AT REPLYING

it’s ok i’ll be the wet one

MATH HOMEWORK CAN WAIR BUDDY

I'm watching American Dad

HI TOAST

WAIT

i'll do all caps

based show 🗿

FUCK

cause u wanna be Amy’s daddy?

I FORGOT TO HIT CAPS LOCK

KIDDING

ONG

IK KIDDING

ooook budfy

buddy

YOU CANT PLAY THIS COOL AMY 😭😭😭😭

FUCK

idk what i’m supposed to do

u likeeeeeee him and he likessssss u

They're killing George Cloony

Guys is toamy a thing yet

thats funny

yessss

GO "HEY TOAST WANNA BE MY BF"

yes Jake, it is

Cool

AND TOAST WILL GO ECSTATICALLY

"YEAH"

FLAPPYS SO RIGHT

NO BE SERIOUS ABT IT

So like

What happened while I was playing fortnite

check the other post ig

YALL NOT SMOOTH LIKE BFFR

they did sexy algebra

HOLLUP DIDNT WE PREDICT THIS WOULD HAPPEN

I’m too lazy you all know that

Summarize

New chapters out soon

this sint how conversations work

isnt

he stuck his angle bisector into my vector

*vertex

I’m so fucking pumped we’re going back into the good Ol days

wanna just dip to another post

Fuck yeah fortnite

or uwu

forkknife

Call it cringe if you want, I’m fucking pumped

HELL YEAH GET HYPED

sure amy

okie dokie ;)

*:)

Toast how old are you anyway

OML LIKE THIS FINNA MAKE ME GO BACK TO FORTNITE

14

Damn I feel accepted

AND I WILL BE TOO TOMORROW 🥳🥳🥳

I thought y’all thought fortnite was cringe

Which it is

it is cringe but Fortnite’s fun asf and I still have my xbox

fuck no

But this is not cringe

Not the OG fays

*days

Guys let’s all play fortnite together fr

2020 was the best year

Cause y’all bitches who get it get it

Nahhh 2017-2018 was epic

I FORGET HOW GROWN U ARE

onfg

Chapter 2 was ass except the last season (it’s the only one I played)

FOR FUCKING REAL

I PLAYED 2019 WITH MY SWITCH THEN GOT AN XBOX AND STARTED PLAYING

i don’t really play

WITH FRIENDS

but it seems cool

Cringe 9 year olds playing fortnitw

I was 11 when I started

chapter three did. too much

I think

Chapter 3 was all over the place

like the hammer was op

Fr

fr no plot and they couldn’t make up their minds

Chapter 1 was peak change my mind

When they actually started adding lore it got so cool

Chapter two cause all the bosses

Nah they had a whole ass marvel season tho

Chapter 2 was a cash grab fr

Which was good l

algebra

fr like I think the ogs are from season two and everyone who joined after can just never be the same

getting shoved into the lockers with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

I’m so fucking depressed cause my controller broke and now I have to learn keyboard controls 🤮🤮🤮

algebra

My brother has a sick Pc set up when u get used to the controls you’ll be so much better than on anything else

Are you algebra because I wanna have seX (didn’t put any thought into the joke rizz)

I have a slow ass computer I’m running like bare minimum graphics lmao

prove my congruency with ASS

ASS does not prove congruency

toast you still there?

Jk jk

ok jeez chillll

L

kinda

He’s edging rn

just tryna get smth started 😒

who

Toast

Hi Jake

oh yeah

Can girls edge like is that even a thing

of course he is

yes

probably

It’s sort of incomprehensible to me

Try it out

on me

Saved it lmao

RIght now

yes bbg

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

idk

um you need a cough drop buddy?

most likely

?

Nvm

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUgH no COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

YOU GOOD TOASTIE?

Yes COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUCH

u said yes a lil too quick lmao

oh

Ty for explaining em

COVID

CORONAVIRUS

just a cough

I AINT KISSING YOU BUDDY

DAMN IT

GET UNSICK

Uh huh a cough that finna keep u home for a week

with me 😏

very sick

very gad

bad

need home

Guys I don’t wanna fucking work

oh no :(

Jobs are gay fr

NO HE NEEDS U

then don’t 🤯🤯

IS IT TRUE TOASTIE

I reached season 2 guys

I CAN WORK FOR U

let’s goo

what the hell

jake I saw that

Good job you have fast eyes

what did he say

yes

What was it

something interesting

Go improve your reading WPM and you can find out

yes

hmmm

i saw it too

W chex

more info

WHAT DID IT SAY

and what toast said was my respons

e

i wanna know toastie

English isn’t even her first language and she read faster that yall

spill da beans

Says a lot about society fr

I can't

i was doing my bio hw

why

L,AMOAHSUG

nope I’m on tiktok

I was too

That also says a lot about society

😏

Tiktok is cringe fr

let’s study human anatomy together 😏

yea but it’s funny asf

imma actually work now

JAKE WHEN CAN THE 3 OF US CALL

DONUT U AND ME

Look up plastination and you can see gore porn basically

YO WAIT

Idk soon hopefully

You're like maggie

and I'm like Glenn

huh?

OH

YEAH

OMFG GLENNN

HE DIED

spoilers

Glenn quagmire fr

stop the spoilers

But the point is they always have sex

but i don’t want you to dieee

OH

SORRY

LIKE USSS

OMG WE’RE LITERALLY THEM

HAUHA

I'll just avoid white people with baseball bats

good choice bud 💀

You guys should do a moon fuck

you are a white person

AAAAAAAH

he’s my white person

reverse slaveru

y

im gonna fuck the moon

I am the moon

🌚

bc zion is watching a movie rn i am lonli

🌝

we almost have wade ball cancer remember

gave

I don’t think that y’all Indians were ever slaves but idk

ye probably

🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌙🌛🌜🌝🌚🎑🥮<— literally me

but hackers

speaking of wade, where is that silly boy?

wade is actong off

idk i’m kinda worried about him

he’s been acting pretty weird

I tried talking to him but he was like “dw I’m fine”

ikr

Which we all know means he’s not fine

OOOOO

oh no

toast have you talked to him?

No, I have not

ok, i hope he’s fine

He hasn’t been on uwu in 2 hours

no, this morning he started being a lil weird

Yo Chex hop on uwu rq

okeokeo

oOoOoO

MS WHITE GIRL ON THE RIGHT SAID THE N WORD

bruh 💀

toastie you still there?

THATS WHY THEY GOT MORE COMMENTS THEN LIKES

AS THEY SHOULD

AND THEY KNOW DAMN WELL THAT THEY AINT ANYBODYS “FAVORITE BLACK GIRL”

FRFR

damn guess he dipped :(

Nig—

I'm here

woahhh there buddy

just finishing up my stuff

nice :)

i finished my bio hw finallyy

we’re doing heredity

u rlly fulfilling the Hispanic stereotype

i don’t understand punnet square

s

anyone wanna explain them to me?

FUCK YES

PLEASE LET ME

I LOVE GENETICS

ok jake :)

ILL DO A FUCKING DIAGRAM AND EVERYTHING

okie dokie

Ok have you learned the pea shit yet

yes

Fuck yeah

so hyped

How well do you know punnet squares

i mean, i know what they look like, and how they generally function

nnn just started and i know im lready winning

but like i don’t understand how to solve them

I never lose

Okay watch this

🗿 sigma male frfr

so do i

toast is my fructose father

frfr

i could go for 10000000000000000 years

i could go for 690000000000000000000”””

Are you sure?😏

when you’re there, it might be a little less 😏

omg

It’s pretty simple amy

ye

i’m kinda dumb sorry

Just one allele from each parent

mhm

Bigger ones are dominant

ye

And dominant traits always show

ye

ur hand writing sucks

💀

i can make it better;))

You need two recessive alleles to express a recessive trait (bb)

yup

I was writing fast cause I’m excited

IM JUST KIDDING URS IS WAY BETTER THAN MINE

So B+B=BB which is homozygous dominant

yes

bbg

How I do this shti?

ok ill learn with u

oh i can do that

B+b =Bb which expresses the dominant trait but Carrie’s a recessive allele

yup

Which is heterozygous

ye cause two different ones

And b+b is 2 recessive alleles which makes a homozygous recessive chromosome

ye

Thus expressing the recessive trait

That’s pretty much it

mhm

amy I need your help

ok

The big one always goes first

yes bbg?

ok gotchu

And you just go down the square adding them together

How do I do that proble?

m

could you write it out in text

Slightly more complicated with 4 genes

But that’s higher level bio

2y+4n=6x

Man I fucking love genetics

i think i understand, thank you :)

Probably why I love sex so much

are there like values?

Amy you can fucking calculate the percentage of your children’s genes

yeah

cause you can’t solve that

I need to find the slope

It’s so fucking cool

ohh

well i need to find someone to have children with first

The fuck is the n for

OK'

kijokjSDFKLfjA"FD

Me

what happened 😭

ye i got sorta confused on that too

Fast and frantic typeing

typing

lmao

you’re such a goofy boy

y=3x-2n

i love you <3

hmmm

ye that should work

That should be it right

mhm

thanks jakey poo

Ignore the scribble

WHAT ABOUT ME

there’s your answer toast

HEY WOAH THERE

Guys I got 100% on my math test

I DID IT FIRST

HOW DARE U

WWW

It involved long division of polynomials

(without rizz)

Which sucked

ok…

Y’all bitches don’t even KNOW

oh i love those

i genuinely am good at operations with polynomials

i hate math bc im bad at them

like freakishly good

Nah Amy you don’t know shot about polynomials no way

i get like 0-5 total in each test mehehehe

Write one rn

Prove it

i have to flex my 0 scores on math frfr

3x^2 +5x + 3

ill show a pic next time flexing it like money

WHAT THE FUCK

bro we learned these in 7th grade wdym?

YOURE LIKE 9 HOW

BUDDY 😭

STFU

NO WAY

YES

i have no idea wtf that is i just sleep in matheh¥eehudhehd

I SWEAR ON TOAST

WE DID THESE

NUH UH IM IN FUCKING SECONDARY 3 HONORS WE JUST LEARNED THAT LAST YEAR

I WAS LEARNING TOAST’S SHIT IN 7TH GRADE

AIN’T NO WAY

BITCH WHERE THE ACTUAL GUCK DO YOU GO THAT THEYRE TEACHING THIS SHIT

I LEARNED THAT SHIT IN 6th TECHNICALLY

YOU IN SOME AP SHIT OR SOMETHING?

CAUSE RSM

shes in the future

NO MATH 2 HONORS

I WAS IN MATH 2 HONORS

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

Wait

Wait hol up

What grade

am i in rn?

DID YOU FUCKING SKIP A GRADE OR SOME SHIR

damn that episode was great

CAUSE I WAS IN 10TH

no

DID YOU DO THAT ACCELERATED SHIR

SHIT

i’m 13 and in 9th grade but that’s cause the cutoff date in connecticut is different than nc

sorta

THEN HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

https://www.mathschool.com/

IM SO CONFUSED

i did that

STOP BEING GOOD AT MATH

damn

NOT FAIR

LMAO

IM SUPPOSED TO BE HAGINGN A MOMENT OF SUCCESS

AND YPURE LIKE YEAH I KNOW THAT SHIT TOO BITCH

WE’RE SOLVINF QUADRATICS WITH IMAGINARY NUMBERS IN 5th

GUCJING LIAR

WHAT THE FUCK SRE YOU GUYS DOING

NO I SWEAR

you

MY HALLOWEEN CANDY TASTES LIKE POISON

PROBABLY IS

me

ARE YOU HIGH JAKE?

I WANT TO DIE

JAKE STOP BEING HIGH

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE

DAMN THATS SUCKS

I’LL GET THE NARCAN

IM NOT HIGH IM HAVING A MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN

YE IM ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST

WHY

THEN GET HIGH

BECAUSE THIS

IS FUCKED

YEA WEED IS LEGAL IN CA

NO IM JUST ASIAN

DAMMIT

THATS WHY

I have two reasons to go ther now😏

I KNEW IT

I WAS DOING PRE CALC IN 7th

what?

FUCK YOU AMY

I HATE THAT YOURE SMART

thats my job

i’ll go with you 😏

AAASHDHRHRHEJEJEKSJGE

the way i snorted 😭

IM SORRY

be dumber

I’m gonna call up fucking WILLY DO

THE SMARTEST ASIAN EVER

talk down to me i have a degradation kink 🗿