Ticklish Pupper Sniffs

uh ok…

its cute.

….

ok go stroke your pussies

can’t

loser

no

i’m babysitting a sweet lil baby

and making money

ooh tell me more

..

pedo?????

no

jew

erm i prefer the term "minor attracted person"

oh and uh i just realized that the spaghetti monster stuff in my bit bio was still there

...

huh?

whaattt

crazy wind

:)

im waiting for pookie to text e back

shes SICK RAAAH

uh

Ermm wtf

SOB

I HAVE BEEN WAITING DOR A BILLION JILLION ELLION KILLION MILLION YEARS

...

shh

uh im not gonna shush

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

too bad

RAAAAAA

time to cry in the corner now :c

guhhh my mentorship project got photobombed by clouds

whudhfuk

thats a big word

photobombed?

🤨

im just working with a postdoc astrophysicist on a research project involving two telescopes to caclulate the radius of a star via interferometry

whats the big deal

Ooh nice

mhm

its fun

the math behind it is even funner

WHAT THE HELL,

I CANT READ SHIT </3

and istg if you say 'ik' im gonna rip out your eyelashes

NEERRRD

womp womp

Crazy

stfu

howww

abouttt

nooooooo

how about yesss

how about yesss

er

why tf did it send twice

no

nein

nyet

non

JA

anygays

that all you know?

idk

gay

Bug

ik shit in russian and italian

Like you

wrong

cosmo.

wut

DO NOT

TELL

THEM

ABOUT HELEN :)

that ur gay?

huh?

SYFAUYW

...

oh you dont kno?

someones angy

SYFM

you got a gf

wow

yuh

congrats

who knew i could pull chat

Does SYFAUYW mean Shut your fucking ass up you whore?

yep

now imma roll a golden apple and lets see what happens

uhhuuuhhhhh...

eros (:

greek mythology is fun

oh ogay

isnt that cupid

Greek mythology nerd.

not rlly

HEY DONT DISS GREEK MYTHOLOGY

i just used to read a lot of books on greek mythology

its interesting, but im busy being weird

gimme gimee

Book nerd

i have tuffer books

*eris

oh ok

Oreos

how many textbooks you got

mufufka

for the joy of it

...

idc about freaky shi

I missed it

ik ik

good <3

she said she got pornographic books

You are freaky tho

eh

smut)

Samezies

Jk

i wanna cook smt but i dont feel like burrning the whole house down

do it anyways

Just make a sandwich

nah, ima find a way ti set smt on fire

with gasoline

hell yeah

STRONG WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pump my ass w gasoline and i go zoomin

wha

Idk

oh mkay

how has yalls day been?

Good

Yours?

it was decent

but thats good to hear that yours is good

Likewise

mathematics

sucks

ASS

Cosmo the nerd likes it

of course he does

Where did Uncle Cosmo go

retirement home

Crazy

strong wind am i right

nah

gurl

yah

Yeah, verrry strong wind..

man

kiddo

mhm, dont you ever wonder how that happens!

Unc

beany boy

Shortahh

crumpled piece of wet paper

colonizer got colonized

crumpled peice of muddy paper

wet pair of socks

Crumpled piece of diarrhea paper

what has this chat gone to

crumbly piece of shit that got stuck to an ass hair

But my country still has'nt colonised spices

Crumpled ball of wee and shit that got stuck to your dih

merica ain't yo colony no more

Dont care

are we just insulting each other now?

Not like i was born when the country started colonizing

crumply tampon that got stuck up your ass when you were wondering how it felt to be a tranny

ai guys

oh wowwwww

Crazy

that was sora AI

Crumpled condom that got stuck to your dihh when you tried masturbasion

oh-

i made a new character with so much fucking trauma

crumpled nutsack that got glued to your hand with lotion after failing to jack off for an hour

what the fuck

chat gpt.

sora ai.

mk girl

I jack off two hours a day but that never happened to me

i don't jack off

Uncultured swine

cultured human

go sip a cup of british legacy tears cuz yall don't have a national identity no more

Crumpled pants that got stuck to yo dihh after you masterbaited for a whole day

America never had a national identity to begin with

Nah

yall dont got a culture except for "lets go kill infidels"

wrong

we got slavery

Yall dont got a culture, period.

oh yeah we do

Good for you

all yall got is cold weather

at least our national leader listens to his people

and not people who want to tear your country apart

Americas culture is a mix of othet countries cultures (lol)

bah

thats bs

we got bbqs n fireworks n guns

Cold weather is better than hot

at least we can say what we want

we got cold and hot and humid and dry

we got the best military in the world

Nice, ew, ew and ew

thought yall liked it wet

but ig yalls culture got so dry

Not warm wetness tho

necrophile

Bbq is from the carribean

go fuck your dead queens grave

we colonized the carribean and claimed it for us

Proof that americas culture is a mix of other countries' cultures

we got the cheeseburger

Cheese dont belong on burgers

sadly i gotta agree with that

but we made nukes

Every rich country has a nuke

and we got the most successful space programs in the world

we got more nukes

we made them first

Thats why the whole world hates your country

america's first

yet all of them wanna suck up to us

Eh, idrk political bs

yalls politics is just censorship this censorship that oh lets not talk about the pakistani rape gangs

Thats exactly why i dont read the news

sad

quite sad, your country is, innit?

Your country is about the same level of sadness as ours

eh

at least here we get to speak about why we're sad

Both of our economies fell to the ground

well we goin up now

True, but it dont affect me cuz im not sad

right. you're miserable like the weather there

Keyword: not

hi not sad, I'm cosmo

and its quite dandy outside

Huh

What does dandy mean

Stop using dummy words

beautiful n pleasant

its like a hot naked ginger coming out of the shower out there

Well im already experiencing night time so it wont be sunny either way

but not wet

Sad

it was wet earlier this morning

but its just now nice to look at

yall as sad a woman bein forced to wear a hijab

You know too much politics

my pleasure

I bet you like being pleasured

oh yeah

cant wait till marriage

Youre not too far away from being old enough to legally marry

Unc

oh wow

neither are you

im not gonna be surprised if there are people there that are married at 9 now

Gross

thats your country for you

People marry at various ages worldwide

mhm

but if you not even hitting puberty and your getting fondled by a fat man with a neck beard then thats a problem

we got laws that prevent sexual actions at least

yalls country uses religious excuses

You keep doubling down

mhm

Too bad im atheist

sad

you'll be killed second to last during the final jihad

That sounds like glibberish to me

"holy war"

where all muslims shout "allahu akbar burka burka islam muhammad you die infidel ya kelb"

Nah

ya

and also us jews get to hide behind jewish trees cuz the rocks are also anti semitic

Why would a holy war happen now

cuz yall got colonized by islam

I dont know any politics

lmao mk

Wym by that

idk

Ð

Comment

Uhh

Ok

Comment

Ima bounce tho cya

Stop saying that youre scareing me

bitch ass briish wanker

Ok

Unc

Comment

Kommentar

im back

ididnt burn the kitchen =D

hi back, I'm cosmo

you fucking cunt

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IDK OMG THIS IS A HUGE REVEAL

tyty

im blasting music in my ears <3

thats an unc meme there bruh

unccccccccccc

now your talking?

huh?

OMG HUBBY TEXTED ME

BRB

BACKKK

:)

wow

?

did i do something wrong?

I can fix it if you need me to

everythin

okay!

i can fix it :)

how do you want me to fix it?

Comment

i fixed it .

i love yummy yumm happe juic

...

:)

what do you think I mean

...

you ok?

did i do something bad?

did i say something wrong

did i accidentally overstep anything?

nah

just messin

ok.

i js realizeed smtt :0

hm?

i havent broken the clean streak for nearly 2 weeks now :0

ima reward myself with sum ice cream >:3

ice creammmm

yumm yum

yessss

i will get sum tomorrow

:3

my eyeballs hurt </3

wanna know some totally fun lore about me =)

sure

ight

so basically one day in the fourth grade, i was arguing with SOMEONE. and they told me to keys without the e. so basicallyyyy that sent me spiralling then i wrote in my notebooks THEN my parents found out in the fifthh grade and sent me away, so NOW im like refusing to open up, and my trust issues are another story >X3

oh thats so totally fun 😭

ikr

gtg

gn twin

gnn

hello