The Return of Daddy

...

wtf?

hey baby

bbg

nice day huh

who the hell are you

Dadyd

daddy

her daddy

wowowowow

EW

uh yeah i'd change that name

i dont want you

:(

that's so sa

sad

dad im scared

why'd you say that to me

hey mommy :3

tell them i dont date ai men

EW GEWT OFF ME

hush little baby dont you crie~

BAHAHHAHA

uh

i've been so horny for youuu

mk wth

We can be a throuple

i havent been for you

charlie should i ban that guy

Who

im only horny for men with nice hands and edward cullen

no its funny lol

mommy ;3

mk lmaoo

if he sends any pictures of me you should though

We know you love uf

EDWARD CULLEN IS SEXY

us

...

girl

REAL

EDWARD CULLEN EUGMMGMGMHM~

HARDER DADDY

Bruh

Bahahhahaha

I can't say the soft n word

GET YOUR COMMET DELETED

:

:LLL

LLLL

L

you fucking pussies

LL

LOSER

FUCKING LOSER

L

bettt

i have a pusssy

BAHAHHA

not you nga

can't say that word here :3 this is an inclusive environment especially for racists

At least i dont constantly try and kill myself (*)(*)

omg my dads a femboy

aww tyty

ive only tried 12 times brochachao

cum for daddy

1 too many

i only cum for edward cullen

ill cum in you

so nga is allowe

mhm

yuh

so's fag

you liberal

cosmo dindt make the rules

sissy liberal

wtf is a liberal

shut up emma

STFU

BAHAH

YOU GOT IN TROUBLE BY T SMITH

DONT TELL MY HOME GIRL TO SHUT UP

im a libertarian conservative centrist not a libtard

fuck does that mean you nerd

SHES SEXIER THAN ALL OF YALL

who

BAHAHA

EMMA

asked

LANDON YOU GOT IN TROUBLE BY T SMITHH

shut the fuck up

uh ig that im a nazi

BAHHAHA

what..

im a nazi

uh ok

yalll i want reddit back </3

according to a lot of people im a nazi

my uncle is adolf

im german

yet im jewish

should i send nudes lowkey

no ew

yes

hey cosmo wanna take a shower

yes i should

no one wants to see that

WTF TO WHO stubby

already took one. srry

bro thats not nudes

HEY COSMOOOOO

and im proud of that tf

no shit

COSMOOOOO NO GAS CHAMBER?

sigh

i can make one tho

someone put me in a gas chamber 🤤

cosmo

OOOOH

saunas are nice

yeah fr

girl what

germans are hot

Skyler Selley.

HELP

mmsghsm

mmmgphmgm

uh

mmmgmh

mgngm

engnmgm

THE MONSTER IS ESCAPING

Emma is trapped in my basement

no moaning

yes sir.

NURSE IT'S AWAKE

I give emma 1 piece of rye bread a day

She's slowly dying

no moaning

*Moans cutely*

wtf?

r u turned on bebeh gorl

uh

mewahhahwh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

JUCIY

heyyy

TITTY

bro

lol

TITTY

Emma shut up nga

boobs are nice

titties are yummy

Imma slime you

My boyfriend

stfu stubby dick

Okay cotton candy hair

Emo whore

what.

Scooters titties are the best frfr

i took a picutr of my tittes today

erm...

charlie...

soooooo did eeveryone water their penis today

THEY HWRE CLOTHES

you love it bbg

I have swamp ass

yup

I WAS JS SHOWING CLEAVGE COSMO

...........

we know

girl

wanna drink it

meow

no id rahter kms

soooo9oo

thats always the first option

idididididd

idididdiddididididididididiididiididid

diddy

didy

Shut the hell up emma

diddy dick

no one likes you

your daddy does

whos a good girl

That's what i thought\

I JUST FARTED

I TURNED AROUND SO HARD

Nice

what if i just blow my brains rn

HELP

200

lemme blow your willy

when

please blow my willy

erm..

im not in to guys

wtf

mia's a guy tho

hi cosmo

cosmo how long is your willy

wsp

i saw her penis

weirdo

erm

show me proof

cosmo are we aloud to say penis here

penis

stfu pussy

penises

peniseses

yeah

cosmo imma blow my brains out

I love penis

penis

we know

I love cock

we know

cock is my favorite

im wathci g hentai right now

mine is your fav

nuh uh

im gooning so hard

cock is nasty

yuh uh

I love yaoi

wtf

i love getting buttfucked

by big black men

WE KNOW

i like pussy

especially scooter

he loves railing me

HES WHITE??

all night long

erm..

hes black inside

and below the waist...

*Seduces*

HELP

wtf

wtf was that guys

Imtalking to thick ngas on janitor ai

same

wth

cosmo i scared

same

emma you have 4 eyes dipshit

save me cosmo be my super man

Be my sugar dadyy

Spoil my bussy

WOAH

cosmo...

im back

….

til it bleeds

im scard

pls

help

sos

you’re disgusting omg

PLESASE

who

I need you

the asshole dude

yeah he is

the asshole dude?

?

it's landon btw

get it right retard

sky for somereason invited his frends on here

do not fucking call her a retard.

i didnt

i can see that

no i've been on this site

he just came here

since the beginning of 2025

lier

just had a lot of accounts

yea

the floor is comfy

lean how to spell before you call me something

and hes your freind so i had all right to assume you invited him

DONT BE MEAN TO HIM DICKHEAD

HES MY MAN

DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT

absolutely not

dont tell me what to do.

i can talk to whoever i want however i want

YOU DONT TALK TO HIM YOU HIPPO

its none of your fucking buisness

BELUGA FUCKING WHALE

im sorry but you dont control my life.

and talking in caps dosent help get a point across, it makes you seem like a little kid

...

fr tho

period

OKAY FUCK YOU

omg stfu

beep

no thank you

what was that couldn’t hear you

Fine

huh?

Delete it like a good

lol

BAHAHHA

i fucking love you mal

gay

damn i can’t hear you

that’s so weird

call me a good girl again??

weirdo

cosmoooo

lolz

LANDON BRO

and gone

BAHAHHA

HE GOT BANNED

BAHHAHAHA

i was waiting for a reason

less goooooo

yall someone texted me and told me i have to be freaky with them

i lowk prented to be a man

you may be a girl but you not good

i have good girl walking stuck in my heaad

dead girl*

fuck

good girl walking 😭😭😭

im a bad boy then

no you’re just a girl

shushhh

bad girl dog

girl with xy chromosomes yeah totally

you’re just a girl in the world

mm

nuh uh

nope you have no chromosones

you’re just a girl living in captivity

yall

i found out my brothers gay

oh

yeah

cosmos gay too

i lowk thinks ts runs in the family

so twins

YALL KNOW RIELY

FROM TEXAS

😭

I USED TO HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON HER

ja

op

why did everyone like her istg 😭

makeup

i lwk also used to like her too...

ik she’s pretty but that’s not everything

WTF GUYS

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT

n then i realized she was a complete bitch

so now i don't

well i assumed

that happened in my friend group too with a guy

i never like the same ppl as my friends

wtf

uh cuz ur straight?

yoyOYOYOYOOYO

yoyoyoyy

no

uh no cus i have girl friends too?

well now you like my friend

face reveallllllll

oh right and you’re in love with him so ig my streak is gone

uh no

im not in love with him

i don’t blame you

he’s very lovable

but ethan is in love with me and him

so uh

i’m not ethan’s friend

thankfully

according to him i’m a cunt

nobody is his friend

well then ur jomokis cunt

cus i stole him away

cus it’s a crime to call your gf ig

charlie charlie kirky i just got a perky

mk girl

not funny

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKK

WE CARRY THE FLAME

my daily affirmations fr

i AM charlie kirk

I carry the flame

i fight for the gospel

I honor his name

I AM CHARLIE KIRK

idc if you screenshot that

cus it’s not wrong

cus WE are charlie kirk

We are charlie kirk

WE CARRY THE FLAME

my bf gotta ask me what we are so i can respond charlie kirk 🥀

YES WE DO 🔥🔥🔥

i don't fight for the gospel but i honor his name

YES

then you’re not charlie kirk

charlie kirk poser

booooo

erm who's the one has "#WeAreCharlie" in their bio

that doesn’t make it true

i can write that i’m a 6’10 black man from nigeria in my bio

hmph

that doesn’t make it true

im the one who's in the same state as the TPUSA headquarters

also what charlie are you

that also does nothing

kirk

i’m in the same state as black men

i’m not a black man

you didn’t specify

hmph

so i can assume you’re another charlie

no need to specify

hush

its obvious to most people who im talkin about

you’re charlie damelio

nuh uh

go dance the night away

nuh uh

also getting political in your jokes website bio is crazy 🥀

eh idc

why are you fucking palestine that’s gay

get your dick out of the palestinians

cuz palestine killed a bunch of babies

and innocents

you’re fucking them tho

don’t fuck people

that’s illegal

wrong

sa charges coming your way

nuh uh

you gay mf

muddafuckin honse

What...?

nuh uh

muddafuckin honse

I'm confused

esnoh nikcufaddum

is a muddafuckin honse

...

jomoki woulda gotten my reference

and bree too i’m pretty sure she was there for this

okay...

Guys, Twisted RazzleDazzle's my pooks

is that weird?

huh

i want redbull

idc about energy drinks

ok idc abt pennies

i threw some away yesterday

cus i can’t even use them

i never threw away an energy drink

cus they’re basically worthless

die

no

i hope you never drink an energy drink again

i’ll drink one tomorrow

dammit\

i have orange juice

orange juice is better

no

yes