The Honored One

thru heaven and earth i alone am the honored one

u didnt see that opal

what ryan

nothin

its Ethan dumbass

nuh uh

I alone am the honored oneu

ethans name says ethan

ur name is opal

u might be retorded

check my acc date

dumb ass

yo dumbahh ain't finna take one of my titles

NAH

I TOOK IT

I alone am the honored one

ALRIGHT

you fake

100% I TOOK IT U FAGGY

I ALONE AM THE HONORED ONE

jit can't take my power tho

I'm like pretty sure I might be the only 1 who got the bonus QEUSTION right lwk

i slept all through 1st period and i feel fucking great

lmao

ion even do bonus questions

imagine needing a bonus

best fucking dream ive had in years bro

i dont even care i was snoring i need a drink

I don't dream now fr I lay my head and get up

same until first period

the bonus QEUSTION gives more points..... meaning I might have above a 100....9:53 AM I js asked her9:53 AM holy shit9:53 AM

just woke up from having everything i would ever want

no dumbass , I got a 100 / the bonus questions gonna give me over 100 points

had many times of diff dreams lowkey had wifes in sum of em woke up and was like "oh she isn't real."

I'm alr at 100 , adding on past it now

I lowkey slept at 6:37 am and woke up at 7:56 am for school

now i gotta feel this for the rest of my life now

now I can help PPLS w math

after

RELATABLE

I MASTERED IT.

no cheats no ai nothing

quit the self glaze

I told u guys I'm hella smart when I actually trie

negative lil bro

u my son

so shut it

actually fun fact every face u see in a dream is a face u seen irl ur mind cant make up human faces sooooooooooo technically she could be real

@ELI

ELI

SAY SUM

WHT U GETTT????

im smart when i dont need to be

could be no wife tho

true

i got a lot of dreams of me dying in a good way

istg every time I play a game I lowkey remember so many or beat a new game easily but when I'm in school my dumbahh can't remember what 1 + 1 is sometimes

FUCKING FACTS

Alr dead ass i played so much payday I REMEMBER HOW TO COOK METH BRO

crazyyy

7th grade out of pure instinct i named all the elements i knew and the teacher pulled me aside to ask if i was ok

ight

I lowkey solved sum in class teach questioned me if I use a calc *2 diff times*

lwk I js don't try in my classes

I don't even pay attention lil bro

why am i so smart in the dumbest ways

I could be a A's student especially since I was high B's in class

all the shit i know aint gonna help unless im a gun shop owner or a fucking bartender

ik alot of shit tbh

i dont lol

I got hella dif job oppurtunities I could go with....................

industrial , private , etc

SHIIITTTT I MIGHT BE HELLA COOKING

also depending on how I am my parents said

if I get a 4.0 gpa

lowkey in 6th grade my dumbahh wasn't doing nun so teach asked me sum *solved on a calc* told her answer after few secs jit questioned me and my dumbahh was like "you know what these kids be taking all the credit smartasses it's my turn for once lemmi show off" nah I did by myself

watch me in the future working as sumin sad

i dont really know what im going to be

fuck that monkey spider

hawk too on that mans grave

no monkeys

Sup weaklings.

Daddy Daryl has returned.

DARYL

Who’s this weakling?

AM I THE HONORED ONE FOR GETTING A 100+ ON A MATH SUMMATIVE!

its Ethan btw

much better

April fools joke

I'm with stupid

its april 2nd

The mod guy?

yes

lmao

u cant change ur name on wje for a day

I didn’t know your real name was Opal.

exatly 24 hrs from

its not goober

its a April fools joke

My bad.

Opallllllllllll.

no shit, I cant change anything until exactly 24 hours from when I changed it

when's that

deadass

I'm not sure it dont tell me

want proof?

\

dingus

should have done it the day before

you don't remember bro.

I thought you had to go through court proceedings and legal matters and all that stuff.

dawg

u mennty

opal famous chat

So like I could just change my name to Kevin right now?

ethan got a competitor

yeah i think

Holy shit that’s incredible

dawg might be retords

I’m angry that nobody told me about this before.

ur the one a day late for a april fools

you now know

No fuck you

Did everyone just collectively decide to team up and fucking hide this from me or something

im new to the site so dont be mad at me daryl

I think that’s precisely what happened.

no

...

what

idk im bored

i want to learn sighn language

um did opal j hack ethan's acc?

no dumbas

its ethan

still lmao

ethans just a dumbass late for april fools

lmao fr

i did it yesterday as April fools , now I gotta wait so I can change it

sure sure

dumb dumb

die

*heart attack

Bleh 😵

how could u kill me u asshole OOOoooooooOOOOO 👻

i thought we where friends OOOOOOoooooOOOOO 👻

lmao there was a research paper on mike wazowski for april fools

OOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO

Cooooosssmmmmmoooooooo aavvvvennnnngggeee meeeeeee

........

I feel the lore coming to me

lol

math boring asf and i wanna go home

lemme help with some interesting math

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2503.22914

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DAMN U MATH

CURSE U BAYLE

I HERE BY VOW U WILL RUE THIS DAY I WILL RIDDLE UR HOLES WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

WITH EVERY BREATH OF MY LIFE IT WILL BE IN DESPISE OF U MATH

(it has mike wazowski in it)

math is math and math is the bain of my existence for hence forth maths new name to me is bayle

idk why i put the crack head but it fits i guess

ninja

FUCK U MATH UR BORING ASF

im tired again

fidda bust a fat nap in gym

eh. can be interesting af too

brb passing period/gym

ill be on in a bit

back from my nap

hello ?

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imagine doing algebra

sthu dumb bum

am i really the dumb bum if i'm the one doing AP BC calc?

BITCH CHANGE YOUR USERNAME

COSMO

WHY ISNT HE GETTING A STRIKE