The Honored One

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  • Comment deleted by Face mcshooty

    yo dumbahh ain't finna take one of my titles

    i slept all through 1st period and i feel fucking great

    i dont even care i was snoring i need a drink

    Face mcshooty

    best fucking dream ive had in years bro

    I don't dream now fr I lay my head and get up

    just woke up from having everything i would ever want

    had many times of diff dreams lowkey had wifes in sum of em woke up and was like "oh she isn't real."

    I lowkey slept at 6:37 am and woke up at 7:56 am for school

    now i gotta feel this for the rest of my life now

    Face mcshooty

    now i gotta feel this for the rest of my life now

    RELATABLE

    Comment deleted by Hyphen (Cope)
    Hyphen (Cope)

    had many times of diff dreams lowkey had wifes in sum of em woke up and was like "oh she isn't real."

    actually fun fact every face u see in a dream is a face u seen irl ur mind cant make up human faces sooooooooooo technically she could be real

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I told u guys I'm hella smart when I actually trie

    im smart when i dont need to be

    Face mcshooty

    actually fun fact every face u see in a dream is a face u seen irl ur mind cant make up human faces sooooooooooo technically she could be real

    could be no wife tho

    i got a lot of dreams of me dying in a good way

    Face mcshooty

    im smart when i dont need to be

    istg every time I play a game I lowkey remember so many or beat a new game easily but when I'm in school my dumbahh can't remember what 1 + 1 is sometimes

    Alr dead ass i played so much payday I REMEMBER HOW TO COOK METH BRO

    7th grade out of pure instinct i named all the elements i knew and the teacher pulled me aside to ask if i was ok

    I lowkey solved sum in class teach questioned me if I use a calc *2 diff times*

    all the shit i know aint gonna help unless im a gun shop owner or a fucking bartender

    lowkey in 6th grade my dumbahh wasn't doing nun so teach asked me sum *solved on a calc* told her answer after few secs jit questioned me and my dumbahh was like "you know what these kids be taking all the credit smartasses it's my turn for once lemmi show off" nah I did by myself

    watch me in the future working as sumin sad

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Sup weaklings.

    Daddy Daryl has returned.

    Who’s this weakling?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm with stupid

    The mod guy?

    I didn’t know your real name was Opal.

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    April fools joke

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    its not goober

    My bad.

    Opallllllllllll.

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    u cant change ur name on wje for a day

    dingus

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm not sure it dont tell me

    you don't remember bro.

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

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    I thought you had to go through court proceedings and legal matters and all that stuff.

    So like I could just change my name to Kevin right now?

    Holy shit that’s incredible

    I’m angry that nobody told me about this before.

    Comment deleted by Hyphen (Cope)
    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    dawg might be retords

    ur the one a day late for a april fools

    DaryI

    I’m angry that nobody told me about this before.

    you now know

    No fuck you

    Did everyone just collectively decide to team up and fucking hide this from me or something

    im new to the site so dont be mad at me daryl

    I think that’s precisely what happened.

    um did opal j hack ethan's acc?

    ethans just a dumbass late for april fools

    how could u kill me u asshole OOOoooooooOOOOO πŸ‘»

    i thought we where friends OOOOOOoooooOOOOO πŸ‘»

    lmao there was a research paper on mike wazowski for april fools

    Cooooosssmmmmmoooooooo aavvvvennnnngggeee meeeeeee

    Face mcshooty

    how could u kill me u asshole OOOoooooooOOOOO πŸ‘»

    I feel the lore coming to me

    lemme help with some interesting math

    https://arxiv.org/pdf/2503.22914

    I HERE BY VOW U WILL RUE THIS DAY I WILL RIDDLE UR HOLES WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

    WITH EVERY BREATH OF MY LIFE IT WILL BE IN DESPISE OF U MATH

    (it has mike wazowski in it)

    math is math and math is the bain of my existence for hence forth maths new name to me is bayle

    idk why i put the crack head but it fits i guess

    Face mcshooty

    FUCK U MATH UR BORING ASF

    eh. can be interesting af too

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑
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    imagine doing algebra

    am i really the dumb bum if i'm the one doing AP BC calc?

    Small Angel Shark