The Alphabet

omg

ARE U ON THE SAME DAY AS ME??????

U FROM ASIA??????????????????

R U ASIAN

I’m from the future

ME TOO

IM FROM THE FUTURE

OMG

UR ASIAN TOO

YES

ANOTHER ASIAN😋

Why that emoji? You wanna eat my dick or something?

UIHUHAHAUHUHSH

no she wants to eat your dog

what if i do?😏

Go ahead

oh shit

thats hot

IASHPAIBSJALBSANAPU9WPUISYHW8U0E8Y3PGHWI;HDOAH

yiu seem so hyper

My hot dog

i wish i had that much energy

THATS BC THRE MOMENT I WENT HOME I WENT SRTAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN AND MADE TOAST WITH A LITTL EIT OF SUGAR

AND BABANA

BANANA

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

AND LEMON TEA

i hate bananas

i get a stomach ache after eating them

PARK YOU

oh yeah i rmemeber that

im like allergic to bananas 😭😭

Bananas are good

YES I RMEMEB3ER

they are tbh

wish I could have them

YES I LOVE DEEP THROATING BANANAS😋

Deep throat my banana

ONCE WHEN I WE WERE LIKE IN FIFTH GRADE MY FRIENDS HAD A DEEPTHROATING BANANAS CONTEST

R U BOB

Who?

AHSOLHASLAHSOAHUOABSOUABGSOAUBSOUHOUGBOAVSOUAGSYAVALUGSBOAUSHGOUAS

WAIT HES NOT A BITCHASS I LIED HE GAVE ME A COOKIE YESTERDAY

WERE COOL

TELL KEVIN TO GIVE ME TIPS

GAWK GAWK GAWK

AHAHHAHAHAS BET BET

ISTG EVER SINCE I BY PASSED YT I STARTED WATCHING YT VIDS MORE

I LOVE CORY KENSHIN SO MUCH

IVE BEEN WATCHING HIM SINCE I WAS 10

I only know him from the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie

Wait nevermind, I’ve seen some of his videos

ACKKKKKKKKKK IM SO HAPPY U KNOW HIM

BBC😋

I AM ABCDEFGHI, THE ALPHABET, GREAT TO BE AWAKENED!

You’re missing a ton of letters

OMG UR MY MISSING PIECE

UR THE ONE FOR ME

I LOVE YOU

MARRY ME PLEASE

SAY I DO

OH UMM

IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!

IDC

*smokes in the corner*

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER😋

AHHHH THIS IS SO AWKWARD

IM UR MOMMY

UMMMM

SO U GOTTA FOLLOW WHAT I SAY

OR U GON GET SPANKED IN UR PINK ASS

WHATT????

UR FUCKING CHEATING ON ME?

OIAHSIPHAIPS9APUSP9AUYS097029YPSO;AHO:AHS

Yup. I’m gonna go now.

OKAY I SEE YOU.

NO SWEET HEART

BYE SHITTER

ME IS NOT CHETIN

Peace

I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHEX

ME NOT

Unfaithful. Tsk tsk

ME SWER🫣

UR MI ONLY WIFEY<333

please stay away from me for ur safety

Judge Flappy what is your verdict?

Nah I’m good

chex is a cheater

😔

cant believe her

STAY AWAY FROM ME

FOR UR OWN GOOD BRO

I see. Punishment shall be…DEATH

YESSS

I LOVE DEATH SO MUCH

PLEASE KILL ME

STAB ME

I’m gonna kill you

EAT ME

TORTURE ME

WHATCHU GONNA DO HUH HUH

I will

~<3

STRETCH MY ARMS TILL IT RIPS OFF

CHOKE ME

im going insane

STAB MY EYES

Stop giving me ideas

LIKE HOW ROACH DID

CUT MY TONGUE OFF AND FORCE ME TO EAT IT

Who? A cockroach tortured you?

LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME

IM LEAVING NOW

AOUHSOUAHSOIHSIAHSIOALGHOAUGHSOAUGSOAUGSOUAGSOAYULYSOGTFYAI

NO HES ROSCHACH

BRO MY FRIEND SEND ME A SS OF THE MOST VILE RP IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

RORSCHACH

WHATEVER

IDK

BUT I CALL HIM ROACH

i forgor

I am from the future, so let me check the past

i am also from the future

Ok now Back to the Future

ok

🔪 🩸

my heart

</3

mwa

Wait so do I kill her or no? I’m sharpening my stabbing knife

yes she ok'd me and cheated

very horrible

Ok let me finish sharpening my backup stabbing knife then I’ll kill her

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Alright all done, so how do you wanna die? Anyway you want.

PLEASE FORCE ME TO EAT HUMAN HEAD

RAW

AND AS I WAS EATING IT PLS CARVE SHITS ON MY SKIN WHILE I HAVE A ROPE ON MY NECK

Sounds hot- I mean just any human head? Like eat them alive?

EACH CARVE U GET TO PULL THE ROPE

ALIVE

Great well you can eat Flappy then.

THE MORE U CARVE THE MORE I GET HIGHER

HEHEH

FLAPPY~

Cool so put this rope around you neck and we’ll begin

*PUTS ROPE ON MI NECK😋*

Should we tie her down or you’ll just eat her normally?

TIE HER

*ties Flappy*

KINKY

BEHEHEHE

OEKEOK

NOOO

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY

ACTUALLY

SINCE YOU TOLD POOPER TO KILL ME

NOW FACE THIS

BUT BBG YOU ALREADY EAT MY TONGUE EVERY NIGHT

🥵🥵

This is hot

MMMMMMMMM

WELL TIME TO DIE

BUT I WANT TO TASTE UR LIPS BBG

BYE FELICIA

OM NOM NOM ONM NOM NOM

GRAHHHHHH

*stabs*

OM OM NOM NOM

KYA~

OAUHSUAHOASGOUAUOA

*stabs*

OM NOM NOM

*stabs*

OM NOM NOM NOM

*stabs and yanks rope*

*CHOKING NOISES😎*

OM NOM NOM NOM

Heheh

*stabs*

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

FLAPPY UR SO DELISIOUSH0OFU

UR SO CHEWY AND MOIST AT THE SAME TIME

Is she still alive?

OM NOM NOM

*yanks rope*

AUGH

MMMMMM

Don’t make that sound it’s distracting..

you guys are

so

Unique.

yes

She’s still alive!?

now lemme continue eating u

i am

OM NOM NOM NOM MMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMM

UR SO CHEWY

AND WARM

*stab stab stab*

SO CREAMY

creamy

OM NOM NOM

ayo where u eating

U

UR FACE

*stabs a smiley face*

^

Where in my face is cream

UR FLESH AND BLOOD ARE CREAMY

OM NOM NOM

*yanks rope*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*COCKNG NOSES*

*stabs another smiley face*

*DED+

Aw shit she’s dead, fun’s over.

"..."

*pokes body with a stick*

i wanna sleep

*DED:

HOLY SHIT YOURE ALIVE!?

YOU HAD YOUR FACE EATEN

Mhm

x_x

Eh well now I’m bored..hmmmmm..*performs ritual and resurrects Remi*

*dramatic gasp*

GUWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hello! Welcome back to life!

HUFF HUFF HUFF

cOF COF COF*

I brought you back so you can side again

WHY ME ALIVE

OH

Die*

OKE

NICE

Yeah, I got bored when u died

Well now instead of a rope put this metal chain

OH SHIT

I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT

CAN U PUT NAILS AND GLASS SHARDS?

Of course!

FUCK YA

INSTEAD OF EATING FLAPPY ALIVE

*adds nails and other spiky things*

MAKE ME DO MATH

IF I GET IT WRONG U CAN DO WHATEVER U WANT WITH THE CHAIN

Every question you get wrong I’ll either carve something or tighten the chain

YES

FUCK YEAHH

thats so ho^

Whatever I want? Alright let’s get this started! Here’s a shit ton of Math

im bad at matj

1345-45+78*67

1

Incorrect! *yanks chains*

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

NEXT QUESTION!

1+1

2

CORRECT!

UOAHOUAHUOA

Since u got it right u get a reward!

WHAT PRIZE DO I GET

Uhhh I dunno, what do you want?

CHCIKEN

FRIED

🍗

FEED ME

*shoves chicken down throat*

AUGHHHHH

Alright next question!

56-89

goodnight

good night flappy love you<3333

Goodnight!

-33

gn to u in advance ilymm

sleep well flappy<33

CORRECT!!

see ya tomorrowww

also i know its u wade

What?

nothing

anyways

can i get ice cream

🍦

cookies n cum for my reward

You want me to shove that down your throat too?

no

up in my ass

Well, it’s a reward. *shoves*

AHHHHHH

its so cold🫣

I mean..it’s ice cream

NEXT QUESTION

34/2*72/6

9/11

INCORRECT

*yanks chain as hard as humanly possible*

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MMMMMMMMMMMM

SS--S-S-SSHIT

*carves a diamond*

ALRIGHT NEXT QUESTION

9/11-8/11

TH-TH-THREE?

INCORRECT

*yanks chain harder*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*ded*

Oh heard a snap..

*pokes with stick*

x-x

Weeeeeelll *performs ritual again*

*dramatic gasp*

BRO

WHY U DO THAT

I WAS ALREADY DED

ITS ALIVE ITS ALIIVE

I got bored again

I mean if u wanna die permanently I’ll stop resurrecting you

its okay i love being tortured to death

death>>>>.

anyways u got any ideas?

GREAT

I’ll just beat you with a crowbar.

Wait..no..a stapler

and?

is that it?

And we’ll use the chains again, knives, and a chainsaw

Ooh and a metal water bottle

I could also summon demons from the depths of hell.

YES THAT SOUNDS GREAT

WHY DONT U USE A ELECTRIC CHAIR?

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

YES

WHO EVER LOSES IN EACH ROUND

GETS TO GET SHOCKED BY THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

LETS DO IT

FUCK YES

OKOK

WHERE R WE GONNA GET AN ELECTRIC CHAIR?

RIGHT OVER THERE *random finger point*

GREAT

NOW GET ME SPONGE AND A BUCKET OF WATER

SO THAT WHILE GETTING SHOCKED THE ROOM WONT GET STINKY

🧽

💧

OKEOEK GOOD

HOW

NOW*

READY?

YES

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

🪨

ROCK

OH

TIE

(I CANT USE EMOJI so ill use words9

123

✂️

SCISSORS

NO

123

NO WAY

PAPER

ROCK

NOOOO

whoopsie

*SITS ON DA CHAIR*

*cranks lever*

GAGAHAJKAKAGAGAGGAAGAG