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Johnathon

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YOU JOINED TOMORROW

ARE U ON THE SAME DAY AS ME??????

U FROM ASIA??????????????????

IM FROM THE FUTURE

ANOTHER ASIAN๐Ÿ˜‹

Why that emoji? You wanna eat my dick or something?

Johnathon

Why that emoji? You wanna eat my dick or something?

no she wants to eat your dog

what if i do?๐Ÿ˜

IASHPAIBSJALBSANAPU9WPUISYHW8U0E8Y3PGHWI;HDOAH

Flappy.

no she wants to eat your dog

My hot dog

i wish i had that much energy

THATS BC THRE MOMENT I WENT HOME I WENT SRTAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN AND MADE TOAST WITH A LITTL EIT OF SUGAR

i get a stomach ache after eating them

oh yeah i rmemeber that

im like allergic to bananas ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Johnathon

Bananas are good

they are tbh

wish I could have them

YES I LOVE DEEP THROATING BANANAS๐Ÿ˜‹

ONCE WHEN I WE WERE LIKE IN FIFTH GRADE MY FRIENDS HAD A DEEPTHROATING BANANAS CONTEST

Johnathon

Deep throat my banana

R U BOB

Flappy.

ONCE WHEN I WE WERE LIKE IN FIFTH GRADE MY FRIENDS HAD A DEEPTHROATING BANANAS CONTEST

IHASHAISHIAHSIHAS WHO WON?

Chexers

IHASHAISHIAHSIHAS WHO WON?

BITCHASS NAMED KEVIN

AHSOLHASLAHSOAHUOABSOUABGSOAUBSOUHOUGBOAVSOUAGSYAVALUGSBOAUSHGOUAS

WAIT HES NOT A BITCHASS I LIED HE GAVE ME A COOKIE YESTERDAY

TELL KEVIN TO GIVE ME TIPS

AHAHHAHAHAS BET BET

ISTG EVER SINCE I BY PASSED YT I STARTED WATCHING YT VIDS MORE

I LOVE CORY KENSHIN SO MUCH

IVE BEEN WATCHING HIM SINCE I WAS 10

I only know him from the Five Nights at Freddyโ€™s movie

Wait nevermind, Iโ€™ve seen some of his videos

ACKKKKKKKKKK IM SO HAPPY U KNOW HIM

I AM ABCDEFGHI, THE ALPHABET, GREAT TO BE AWAKENED!

Youโ€™re missing a ton of letters

ABCDEFGHI

I AM ABCDEFGHI, THE ALPHABET, GREAT TO BE AWAKENED!

OMG UR MY MISSING PIECE

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER๐Ÿ˜‹

SO U GOTTA FOLLOW WHAT I SAY

OR U GON GET SPANKED IN UR PINK ASS

Chexers

I LOVE YOU

UR FUCKING CHEATING ON ME?

OIAHSIPHAIPS9APUSP9AUYS097029YPSO;AHO:AHS

Yup. Iโ€™m gonna go now.

Johnathon

Yup. Iโ€™m gonna go now.

BYE SHITTER

Chexers

ME IS NOT CHETIN

I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHEX

ME SWER๐Ÿซฃ

UR MI ONLY WIFEY<333

I have textual evidence of wrongdoings that will now be presented to the judge

Johnathon

I have textual evidence of wrongdoings that will now be presented to the judge

hot

please stay away from me for ur safety

Judge Flappy what is your verdict?

Johnathon

Judge Flappy what is your verdict?

chex is a cheater

FOR UR OWN GOOD BRO

Flappy.

chex is a cheater

I see. Punishment shall beโ€ฆDEATH

I LOVE DEATH SO MUCH

Chexers

FOR UR OWN GOOD BRO

WHATCHU GONNA DO HUH HUH

Chexers

TORTURE ME

~<3

STRETCH MY ARMS TILL IT RIPS OFF

LIKE HOW ROACH DID

CUT MY TONGUE OFF AND FORCE ME TO EAT IT

Who? A cockroach tortured you?

Chexers

CHOKE ME

LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME

AOUHSOUAHSOIHSIAHSIOALGHOAUGHSOAUGSOAUGSOUAGSOAYULYSOGTFYAI

Johnathon

Who? A cockroach tortured you?

NO HES ROSCHACH

Chexers

CUT MY TONGUE OFF AND FORCE ME TO EAT IT

BRO MY FRIEND SEND ME A SS OF THE MOST VILE RP IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

BUT I CALL HIM ROACH

I donโ€™t know any of you

Johnathon

I donโ€™t know any of you

oh thats right

I am from the future, so let me check the past

i am also from the future

Chexers

i am also from the future

ewwwww a future dweller

Flappy.

ewwwww a future dweller

that was kna cringe

Wait so do I kill her or no? Iโ€™m sharpening my stabbing knife

yes she ok'd me and cheated

Ok let me finish sharpening my backup stabbing knife then Iโ€™ll kill her

Alright all done, so how do you wanna die? Anyway you want.

PLEASE FORCE ME TO EAT HUMAN HEAD

AND AS I WAS EATING IT PLS CARVE SHITS ON MY SKIN WHILE I HAVE A ROPE ON MY NECK

Sounds hot- I mean just any human head? Like eat them alive?

EACH CARVE U GET TO PULL THE ROPE

Great well you can eat Flappy then.

THE MORE U CARVE THE MORE I GET HIGHER

Cool so put this rope around you neck and weโ€™ll begin

*PUTS ROPE ON MI NECK๐Ÿ˜‹*

FLAPPY GET UR ASS ON HERE

Chexers

FLAPPY GET UR ASS ON HERE

WHAT

Should we tie her down or youโ€™ll just eat her normally?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY

SINCE YOU TOLD POOPER TO KILL ME

Chexers

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY

BUT BBG YOU ALREADY EAT MY TONGUE EVERY NIGHT

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

BUT I WANT TO TASTE UR LIPS BBG

OM NOM NOM ONM NOM NOM

OAUHSUAHOASGOUAUOA

*CHOKING NOISES๐Ÿ˜Ž*

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

FLAPPY UR SO DELISIOUSH0OFU

UR SO CHEWY AND MOIST AT THE SAME TIME

Donโ€™t make that sound itโ€™s distracting..

now lemme continue eating u

OM NOM NOM NOM MMMMMMMMMMMM

ayo where u eating

Johnathon

Great well you can eat Flappy then.

U

Chexers

PLEASE FORCE ME TO EAT HUMAN HEAD

^

Chexers

UR FACE

Where in my face is cream

UR FLESH AND BLOOD ARE CREAMY

*stabs another smiley face*

Aw shit sheโ€™s dead, funโ€™s over.

Eh well now Iโ€™m bored..hmmmmm..*performs ritual and resurrects Remi*

GUWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hello! Welcome back to life!

I brought you back so you can side again

Yeah, I got bored when u died

Well now instead of a rope put this metal chain

I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT

CAN U PUT NAILS AND GLASS SHARDS?

INSTEAD OF EATING FLAPPY ALIVE

*adds nails and other spiky things*

IF I GET IT WRONG U CAN DO WHATEVER U WANT WITH THE CHAIN

Every question you get wrong Iโ€™ll either carve something or tighten the chain

Whatever I want? Alright letโ€™s get this started! Hereโ€™s a shit ton of Math

Since u got it right u get a reward!

WHAT PRIZE DO I GET

Uhhh I dunno, what do you want?

*shoves chicken down throat*

good night flappy love you<3333

Chexers

good night flappy love you<3333

gn to u in advance ilymm

sleep well flappy<33

also i know its u wade

can i get ice cream

cookies n cum for my reward

You want me to shove that down your throat too?

Well, itโ€™s a reward. *shoves*

its so cold๐Ÿซฃ

I mean..itโ€™s ice cream

*yanks chain as hard as humanly possible*

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Weeeeeelll *performs ritual again*

I mean if u wanna die permanently Iโ€™ll stop resurrecting you

its okay i love being tortured to death

anyways u got any ideas?

Iโ€™ll just beat you with a crowbar.

And weโ€™ll use the chains again, knives, and a chainsaw

Ooh and a metal water bottle

I could also summon demons from the depths of hell.

YES THAT SOUNDS GREAT

WHY DONT U USE A ELECTRIC CHAIR?

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

WHO EVER LOSES IN EACH ROUND

GETS TO GET SHOCKED BY THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

WHERE R WE GONNA GET AN ELECTRIC CHAIR?

RIGHT OVER THERE *random finger point*

NOW GET ME SPONGE AND A BUCKET OF WATER

SO THAT WHILE GETTING SHOCKED THE ROOM WONT GET STINKY

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

(I CANT USE EMOJI so ill use words9

*SITS ON DA CHAIR*

GAGAHAJKAKAGAGAGGAAGAG

THAT TICKLES ME TIMBERS

NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

*electricuted noises*

u rlly like seeing me get tortured huh

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS 123

These number gaps are crazy

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

F-FUCK UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Revive..donโ€™t revive..hmmm

*sets electric chair on fire then performs the ritual*

What in the Disney Channel fuck..

*slaps* wake up *slaps* wake up

i like it when i get slap

Oh by the way..youโ€™re on fire

You should probably put that out

IM TIED UP HERE U IDOPT @AJSA

Thereโ€™s a fire extinguisher on the third room down the hall to the left at the end of the right hallway straight after the sign

One sec I gotta go take a poop

I actually have to go now sadly, this was fun tho lol maybe we can do it again, Iโ€™ll probably be on around the same time tomorrow, Iโ€™m not on much during the day because Iโ€™m super busy.

had to go back to school fto talk to

OKEOKEOKE BYEEE I HAD FUN TALKING TO U TOO