Texas Passes Popcorn.com Bill

WHATS THAT MEAN

yk eht it means

;(

I'm sadish ig

smh smh

What

I don’t get it

WHY TEXAS WHYYYY

WAIT I DIDNT GET TO COPY IT

WHATS IT MEAN?

FYM SAD

SMH SMH

we cant watch no mo

PORN ADDICT

CAP

JAKE FYM

WHY ARE YOU UPSET THEN

BRO IM JOKING LMAO

Lmao

💀

Stop deleting my comments smh

Yall so jake can u tell dani

when u can

GUYS MY BAT MITZVAH IS IN 20 DAYS

that I'm not avoiding her . I'm js grounded

Yeah I’ll tell her you miss pornhub

IM GRINDING

I really miss her.

IM SPEEDRUNNINF

AYO

AY

JAKE

YO

OPAL I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY 13

IM GRINDING STUDYING TORAH.

smh

yall useless frfr

Jake aren’t you Jewish or are you just Italian 💀

....

pick wisely.

Jewish as in the religion or the race?

Jake pick wisely...

RELIGION YOU DUMBASS

WELL I WAS CONFUSED CAUSE ITALIAN ISNT A RELIGION

SMH

gtg

I’M CHRISTIAN

yall useless

BYE ETHAN

frfr

smh 💀

I’m half Christian 💀

I'm full christian

Christians are weird 😭

FYM

DAMN ATHIEST

They low key scare me

NAH THT WHY U GOIN TO HELL

FYM BITCH

WHAT WHY

But I can’t be talking I’m half Christian 😭

ETHAN YOURE NOT HELPING US

sthu respectfully 🙏

tf u mean we scary

ETHAN IS THAT CHRIST LIKE?

DAWG CHILL OUT

Idk 😭

nah im bouta pull go's here frfr

god*

JESUS DIDNT TALK TO JEWS LIKE THIS HE BROUGHT THEM IN

.

😒😒😒😒

*God

If you’re Christian you’re basically Jewish since Jesus was jewish

...oh fuck.

AHAHAHAH

I'm ded

Christianity feels like Judaism with DLC

GTG BYEREE

And Mormonism feels like Christianity with DLC

Bro just up with your Kanye west ahh anti semetic insults 💀

JAKE TELL DANI WHT I SAID ABOVE

Madi did

Because like low key

It Isn’t funny

HEY OPAL WHATS THE TORAH LIKE ISNT IT BASICALLY THE OLD TESTAMENT

SHIT REALLY

TIME TO GET A VPN

Yea

AMY NO

I SEE I SEE

IS IT DIVIDED INTO CHAPTERS TOO

frfr ong

Ok I’ll be on tommorow bye guys!

BYEEE

christians weird me out bro

Yes

HEY

I SEE I SEE

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

HEHE RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION IS FUN

OK BYE FR NOW

WE ARENT THAT BAD 😭

i just ate a whole jar of kosher pickles

my head hurts

Amy are you okay

no

Figures

i think maybe i should stop taking random pills lol

my head

hurts

anyeay christians are weird

they’re not scary just

No, really???

weird

WHAT MAKES US WEIRD?

i’m not going to though cause it’s fun

IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WEIRD LOOK AT MORMONISM

BELIEVE ME THOSE MFS ARE SOMETHING ELSE 💀

Nigerian mobkeys

WB

UMMM

WHATRE THOSE PEOPLE CALLED

MORMONS

AMISH PEOPLE!

nah jehovah’s witnesses are the worst

Nice Ingloos Got Good Exrecise Rooms

THEYRE LIKE CHRISTIANS BUT ITS LOWKEY JUST A CULT

(HIGHKEY)

HEY

NUH UH

Who let imwithstupid cook for deleting opals comments because opal is a bitch

THATS MORMONISM BRO

once i was driving though pennsylvania and i saw these amish people milking a cow lol

hi flappy bird i missed you

yuh uh

dayum ty

theyre so freaky

THEY FOLLOW SOME RANDOM ASS DUDE WHO HAPPENED TO JUST RANDOMLY RECIEVE STUFF FROM GOD IN LIKE THE 1800S

AMY NO

MADI IS JEHOVAH’S WITNESS SMH

everytime they come knocking at my door i have to physically suppress the urge to kick them in the balls

actually

my grandparents live in the country and they have a lot of amish friends and they always like help out w their chickens n shi 😭

…

hiii

lol 😭

pickles are yum

i ate a whole jar

I LOWKEY, DID SO GOOD IN MY MEET

now i can see afar

bc why am i actually so talented, smh

but naur

yar

thats my poem guys

im literally shakespeare

im calling it “ode to pickles”

ode to pickles

interesting

very

BRO IM KINDA FRIENDS W THIS ONE 12 YEAR OLD BC SHES FRIENDLY AND STARTED TALKING TO ME, AND SHES TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM JUNIOR NATIONALS

thwyre green

isnt that CRAZY

but also sometimes brown

and yellow

wilddd she’s so talented

UR LUCKY TO GET JNATS AT 17, NOT 12

onggtg

like is she actually on drugs bc wtfffff

she’s smoking pure crack fr

jk

idk

my head hurts

ow

owow

owowowow

whered

I hate lgbtq

Lesbians should killed themselves

okay

And so as transgenderw

okay blach

yeah I aint finna say shit

Transgenders

owo?

it’s you

furry?

No

x3 nuzzles?????

?????

…

wym

caught.

please stop

that’s

thts fr not me lmao

🤨

I'm beingfr

ong

its the other kid

it's not me .

I've only ever made 1 alt acc

GUYS I MADE FRIENDS WITH A GIRL WHOS GOING TO OLYMPIC TRIALS YESTERDAY

worstjokesever.com/@alt

only other acc I've made

I have the pass

IM PRACTICALLY BEST FRIENDS WITH AN OLYMPIAN THEN IF U THINK ABT IT

cool

and im friends with a game developer?

not special

so am i

snh

W

(scratch doesnt count)

N8ggis my halls

but he is special

bro wtf is scratch lmao

special education

He is special Ed

cap

I aint sped u dumbasses

facts

........

lies

Speed

yes fr wtf is it

you are more sped than lightning mcqueen

Bro thanks he dd

95⚡

how do u not know

Ishowspeed

did you not have a childhood

no

not at all

Lies

yea

it was glad fully ruined.

i can tell

fym

u don't even know who tf I am

thats wild

Gen alpha is a best gen to be ever existed

SIKE

FUCK GEN ALPHA

AND FUCK SKIBIDI TOLIET

I'm gen z sadly 💀 they stopped making beautiful challengers

and changed it to ev

😢

why is this so real

IT IS THO

BAHAHA

Bro facts

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/aMZ4ifQiJZo

THESE PEOPLE

WERE PLAYING DRAKE IN THE LOCKER ROOMS

SO LOUDLY

💀

ALL THE TIME

Drake is ass but 1 of his songs

ain't tht bad

ngl

I aint sayin shit tho

drake has no rizz

hes ok, idk i dont get his haters bc hes not even that bad, he has some good songs

yuh

slap em

i knew one of them tho .

smh amy

(shes taller than me and has fangs and shes rlly scary so)

Oh

oh

WHY YALL SAY THT LIKE ITS BAD

rip

cause

it’s

um

fangs is crazy 😭

AMY

ITS WHAT

it’s just

it’s

ummm

girl stop saying uhm and spit it out

all i do is read the bible and pray thts it

whats so bad abt being a jehovahs witness

i dont go to church BUDDY

jehovah’s witnesses always just act a lil like

i think you’re the exception

the ones i’ve met 😬

but you seem really cool

CHRISTIANS ARENT WEIRD EITHER SMH

YES THEY ARE

buddy

yes they are

MEANIES

SOME ARE

eh your right

LIKE NAZARENE ONES

interesting.

nazis ?

WEIRD RULES AND STUFF

they always KNOCK ON UR DOORS N STUFF

i believe what i believe

BUT IM NON-DENOMINATIONAL AND MY CHURCH IS DOPE

"prey"

i bet you fucking wear mixed fabrics you

FLAPPY

MY PASTOR WEARS RIPPED JEANS AND JORDANS

😭

pray

YOU WEAR MIXED FABRICS

AND MAKES 90S POP CULTURE REFERENCES

prey

STOP BRO

AND YOU EAT SHELLFISH

I HAVE DSYLEXIA

HE HAS DOPE TATTOOS

I HATE SHELLFISH

SHIT LOOKS THE FUCKIN SAME

tht ain't no pastor thts a pass w a glock

YOU WEAT MIXED FABRICS THEREFORE YOU’RE NOT A CHRISTIAN

WHAT

unpopular opinion

AMY STOP

AMH SMH

: dyslexia doesnt exist

yeah only autism

IM KIDDING MADI

IKY

ILY

BITCH IM RIGHT

smh

😏

rude ass

did not need to see that

NUH UH

I JUST SCREENSHOTTED IT

'xx

Man I know way too many sexual Bible verses

we can say names now?????

we all saw ethan, we just don’t care

COUGH

OPPS

OOPS

me irl

MADI HAD A LIL SLIP UP SMH

my brother has a roommate w ur name

hes weird

you ARE the slip up smh

HUH

WAIT WHAT DID I SAY

I FORGOT

his real name

g

a

g

s

y

t

a

gay

oh

g

a

y

sssew

gayanni

d

SORRY JAKE IUVHDVUHDVIUVH

d

xf

xxcf

ccggg

ur so slow

at spamming

I mobile so hop off

JAKE

you can’t make it wet enough bitch

.

i literally hate yall

it stays dry near you

fuck off my man

FUCK OFF

HES MINE

STOP MY SISTER CALLS ME THAT

I KNOW

ORORORORORROR

IM SAYING HE CANT MAKE YOU WET

DUH

ILL SLAP U LIKE THE SEALS DO

(nobody wants him)

alr I gtg.

says your single ass

Bye my friends

Warning 1

I don’t need to explain that

bye ethan

why can’t you let me be casually racist

u wouldnt know

@matt

SO U GOTTA MAN FLAPPERS?

HM?

OR ARE U A LESBIAN?

.

gtfo

She totally gives off lesbian vibes sometimes

WHO IS THAT BRO

oh yeah 100%

you give off more bro

WHAT DO I GIVE OFF

LIKE HOW

really really lesbian hot topic worker

sexual predator

*hot topic worker*

.

fuck

REALLL

U HOE

a guy

her pray, u mean

holy fuck i’m going to wash my eyes with lead

Go do that

even praying can’t save him 😔🙏

i have an appointment with your mom first

Cause I’m already saved 🙏

A DENTIST APPOINTEMNT

OPEN WIDEEEE

womp womp

She works at a dentist

Amy, 2nd warning

wait jake can you delete all my comments so i look cool

I feel like most people on WJE are religious but we’re all really terrible people

fjdk

esd

fds

4 warnings = 1 day ban

ccd

DELFEFE TESE

Except for me.

meep

I AM THE EXCEPTION

Are you atheist

no

i pray to your mom 🥵🙏

smh

i have school tmw

me too

cry abt it

i skipped on fri tho

MUAHAHA

class registration for next year is tmrw

I HOPE UR GOGGLES FOG UP BITCH

YOUR STUPID

? ? ?

YEAH YEAH

DOES THIS

BOTHERRRR U FLAPPERS

silly, u can literally fix that in 2 seconds

YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STUPID

wtf....

woah that’s mean

👉👌

u like a pirate

hehehe it pisses her off

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

pirates have swords

madi has a tiny tic tac

furry

bro why tf swimmers in high-school <guy side> HAVE FUCKING TIGHT LATEX SUITS 💀

HAHAHA

LIKE BRU

wanna see the unisuita the guys at rowing wear

cuz its faster

and they're hydrophobic

bbl

YEAH BUT...

Based Butthole Licker

WHAT HAPPENDS IF THT GUY TO YHE RIGHT HOLDIN THE THING ABOVE HIS HEADCWAS PACKING????

Jake

you fuckin HOE

FUCKIN WADE AGAIN

FUCK U DOIN?

o my mouth is bleeding hang on

SMH SMH

GETTING ON YOUR KNEES?

Only hoe I’m fuckin is you

GAY ASS