The Unknown King of Moderation1 year agoαmyi should insert a door knob into myselfdo not look up knobbing
Wade1 year agoSince Amy said “shit” I was gonna say “shit” backwards and for a brief second I thought “Tits” was “shit” backwards
Wade
Jeff Bezos Penis Rocket?
αmy
yes fr
αmy
i’m going to nasa tmrw
Wade
Niice
αmy
ye
αmy
i’m so tired
αmy
what time is it for you
αmy
damn ok then
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn Amy you’re going to all the cool places huh
αmy
HI JAKE
Wade
Amy is going to the Moon
αmy
MOON FUCK
αmy
IT’S 12:30 AM
αmy
wait don’t leave me guys
The Unknown King of Moderation
GO TO SLEEP YOU NEED IT
αmy
do i
Wade
What’s sleep?
αmy
i don’t think so
αmy
dunno
αmy
it’s
αmy
so
αmy
cold
αmy
you guys left me again
Wade
Maybe if we leave then you’ll sleep
αmy
no
αmy
if you leave i’ll never sleep
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn
Wade
Damn Catch 22
αmy
wxactlt
αmy
exactly
Wade
If we leave she won’t sleep, if we stay, she won’t sleep..
αmy
fuck yeah
αmy
i’m getting high off sleep deprivation
Wade
This is quite the dilemma..
The Unknown King of Moderation
I love that
The Unknown King of Moderation
That’s my line
αmy
a conundrum for sure
αmy
i love cheese
Wade
*strokes nonexistent beard and ponders*
αmy
i know something else you can stroke
Wade
“Okie dokie” was mine, so now we’re even!
αmy
jake help
Wade
Door Knob?
αmy
yes
αmy
i should insert a door knob into myself
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup
αmy
why is my body shivering
The Unknown King of Moderation
do not look up knobbing
αmy
but it’s not even that cold
The Unknown King of Moderation
There could be numerous reasons
αmy
am i dying
Wade
Damn it dude…now I gotta
αmy
im going to look up knobbing
Wade
You do it so I don’t have to
αmy
i don’t think i should’ve
Wade
Is it bad?
αmy
my search history is more ruined than it already was
Wade
Definition?
αmy
sex stuff
Wade
Ah figures..
αmy
yup
Wade
Jake is a naughty boy
αmy
the nuaghtiest
αmy
we should force feed him coal
Wilkinsonburritos
Amy killed chat?
αmy
you left :(
αmy
YOYOYO
Wilkinsonburritos
Finger guns
αmy
*finger guns*
αmy
HEY
Wilkinsonburritos
HA!
Wade
Pew pew bang bang
αmy
DUCK YOU
αmy
FUCK TOU
αmy
FUCK
αmy
SHIT
Wade
I HAD THE MOST RANDOM THOUGHT
αmy
SHARE
Wade
Since Amy said “shit” I was gonna say “shit” backwards and for a brief second I thought “Tits” was “shit” backwards
Wilkinsonburritos
Lmao
αmy
we all got tits on the mond
αmy
mind
αmy
ok imma head off
αmy
bye guys <3
Wilkinsonburritos
See you
Wade
SLEEP
αmy
NO
Wade
YES
αmy
such dryness
Wilkinsonburritos
See you loser
Wade
That’s a bit more wet hehe
Wilkinsonburritos
Lol
αmy
FINE BUT ONLY CAUSE I’M COLD
αmy
also jake if you see this tell madi i said hi and goodnight :)
Wade
SLEEP