Terrorist or GTA God?

BITCH

:)

STFU

anyways

I HATE U SM

how've ya been?

I HATE U

STFU UR STILL MY BEST FRIEND YOU RAW CHICKEN FUCK

STFU GO BOMB URSELF

I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR MF HOUSE AND UR FATASS

STFU

this is meant for u

DUMB BITCH

STFU

this u?

this ur itlaian ass?

this u?

no maybe this one

here

FTA BITCH

this u?

this u?

I found you!

NAHHHH

NOT THE WHALE

LMAOOO

hate this fat bitch

ALSO yk Axel? he's been here a few times

ur both of these combined

i dont give a flying fuck abt axel

ik just don't bully him too much cuz his gonna FUCKING SNITCH ON ME AGAIN

this u?

pasta

omg your autistic sister!

stfu ur autistic

STFU DOWN SYNDROME BITCH

STFU

not the furry colouring book

GET GABBY OUT OF HERE

THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS DOWN SYNDROME IS GABBY

natanya

alexia

omg fucking hate that bitch, she was staring at me all mf recess today

HATE ALEXIA

btw did you get ur phone back?

NO

BRUH WHY

MY MOM WONT GIVE TO ME \

WHY THOUGH DID YOU LIKE ACT TOO ITALIAN FOR HER?

IDK I HINK SO

SMHH

I'm not gonna snitch

GET TF OUT OF HERE FAT BITCH

OMG, another fight. 🥤🍿

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

okay i guess I'm gonna snitch

NAH

I'll PUNCH YOU IN YOUR THROAT

IN MEMORY OF BETH

You can't make me leave.

LMAOOOO

R.I.P

whose beth?

dead bitch

STFU NO ONE ACC LIEK U KILL URSEL

Your dead mom.

I'm gonna tell your mom terrorist

FUCK

shes dead

long gone

I saw her like a week ago?

yeha she's dead

nah she died

tragic

i saw u tofay with that weight

fr FAT AS FUCK

all i can see when i look out the window s ur fatass

frfr LIKE GO RUN DO SOME EXSERCISE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE FUCK

IM BUSY BYE

Anyways I was gonna ask if you want to make plans?

Terrorist

NO

I ALREADY GOT PLANS TO BOMB YOUR HOSUE

HOUSE*

oh? When?

I'm thinking 8 pm

cool

so I shouldn't expect my cat to be home right?

nah i'm gonna steal him and feed him to my pet SQUIDS

makes sense

NAH

I SAW THAT

Terrorist and Pizza are the best comedic duo I’ve ever encountered.

NO ON LIKES ME??? LOOK WHOSE TALKING UR ASS CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS UR ON LIKE 50000 DIFF PERSCRIPTIONS FOR YOUR EXTREME ANXIETY DISORDER

L

O

L

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have only 1 bruh

That’s not helping your case.

frfr like where are you going with this

I'm just saying

Your mental instability isn’t gonna get you pity.

It only annoys people.

ongg like what kinda brownie points are you trying to earn

Its not my fault I have anxiety

uuuh it kinda is

It is tho

It's kinda NOT

How did you get anxiety then???? It fucking magically appeared in your sad miserable life?

SOMEONE NEED TO HUMBLE YOU FR LIKE STOP BEING MF ANXIOUS ALL THE TIME YOU DUMB FUCK IT'S NOT THAT HARD

Stfu don't you have like adhd

Just because your awkward ass can’t make friends doesn’t mean you’re a special case it just means you’re mentally retarded

wait doesn't your mom have adhd?

ONG

Bro No she doesn't

Autism perhaps

Adhd isn’t as bad wtf 🤣🤣

My moms scared of you enough stole making it worst

stop*

She should be

and she has ocd not adhd

ugh

Ocd is worse if you’re gonna defend your dead mom thats not the way to do it

more like OBCD

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro she's not THAT fat

okay but let's be fr tho

You’re right. She’s only 4759 pounds

nah she's nottt

just a few trillion pound huh

just a few though

Sorry typo I meant 637364838293764 tons

i knew you were missing some digits there

I might have missed even more but you get the point

Bro first your bullying my cat and now my mom? CHILL

Wtf?? 🤣🤣🤣

Nah nah you started this

Bullying your cat???? 😂😂😂

OMG HE HAS THE FATTEST CAT EVER BRO

IT'S SO MF FAT LIKE SHIT WHAT IS HE FEEDING IT

she's not that fat

LIES

Only twice your mom’s weight

i told you i was gonna kidnap you cat but i don't even think i could fit that bitch anywhere, she's gonna fucking break my get away car

Calm down

RELAX

Bro you sound like a dumbass six year old

Oh wait you are one

frfr

Wdymmm

What the fuck do you think I mean??

Are you that mentally retarded?

Bro terrorist I'm gonna tell ur dad abt this inappropriate behavior

Do I need to speak in Cinese?

OH NO

what shall i ever do

Oh shit shiver me timbers

Whatever will he do

Nah nah okay next time I'll bring this up

i'll break ur neck and sell it on ebay

why are u selling everything on ebay

Because he can

good marketing maybe someone will see ur neck and think WOW so many layers perfect Jewlery keeper

I don’t think anyone would want his crusty ahh neck

Why is it always violence with you

true true

WHY IS IT ALWAYS MCDONALD WITH YOU

Is chatting on a jokes website violence to you?

STOP EATING

PUT DOWN THE FORK ONCE IN A WHILE

LOSE WEIGHT

no just the terrorist

ONG

LOSE A COUPLE THOUSAND TONS

RUN, JUMP, DO SOMETHING TO LOSE ALL THEM ROLLS

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I'm not even fat bro

YOUR FAT AS FUCK

Can you even see tour toes?

*your

fr can you?

YES

Can you even look down?

lies lies

yo I'm not FAT

oh no he's angry time to get him his anxiety meds

Yeah you only have a quintuple chin

Fr

stfu i bet ur fat ass hell too

NAH LOOK AT YOU

I’m ripped wtf are you talking about 😂😂

WHEN WAS YOUR LAST VISIT TO MCDONALDS? like 2 MINUTES AGO?

It was like 2 years ago

*2 microseconds

you mean like 2 milliseconds ago

LAMO

LMAO*

i think he's busy eating his big macs

He’s probably at McDonald’s right now stuffing his chubby face with a 20 piece McNuggets meal

frr

fatass

Stfu

I'm not even fat like terrorist knows this too wtf going on

I wonder how his meaty ass fingers can even grab something

BRO EVERYTIME YOU COME OVER MY MOM HAS TO COOK EXTRA FOR UR FATASS

You’re right there’s a difference between fat and obese

You’re clearly obese sorry thank you fir correcting me

she's like "i have to make more because Axel's fat ass eats TRIPLE"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO YOU EAT X1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

That's a lie ur mom just cooks extra incase

INCASE UR FAT ASS NEEDS MORE

WHICH YOU ALWAYS DO

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Holy shit I’m having a blast

Okay chill chill

NAH SAY SORRY TO MY MOM RN BRO

SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN LIKE 10 HOURS BEFORE YOUR COMING CUZ YOU INHALE EVERYTHING

bro I don't even eat that much

LIES YOUR WEIGHT CAN PROVE IT TOO

why am I friends with you

Your weight is literally my phone number

no it's the literal world population

OH

WE'RE NOT FRIENDS

I gtg have fun boys

Your dads gonna hear all abt this

I ain't no boy, AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AXEL

Sorry you’re right Terrorist

Okay but I'm seriously not even fat

like terrorist be lying

nah nah

you've been gaining tons of weight lately

No I haven't bro

it's okay we're still best bros even if ur the fattest bitch to ever live

thanks for letting me be your bro

here's some broses for our Broship 🌹🌹🌹

thanks

🌹🌹🌹🌹

broses

and here's a big mac since that won't be enough 🍔

fuck you i knew it was too good to be true

well fatass I must take my leave now I have to go do sum things

perhaps make your time useful

run a bit maybe?

do some pull ups?

nvm prob can't pull that weight

you'll break the bars

maybe do some push ups?

nvm you'll break the floors

just do something of use yes?

sure sure

wonderful

L

M

A

O

I wish I had a bro like you guys.

Must be nice.

No you don't bro

she's a bitch

Save me

You guys are the most heartwarming bros.