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"When u roll up to the petting zoo to peep them cows, and you catch em mfkers munchin on that grass, but u lowk start wonderin how itd hit, so u grab some green paint and paint them booty hairs and pull them cows in close. they start lickin it up, and it’s lowk fire, so u peep how itd taste on the tongue. next thing u know, u out here twistin up some artisanal Jamaican tongue action on them cows ahh, and it lowk hittin different, taste good as fuh. u tryna lock down a gig at the zoo, but they aint fuckin with u cause of that green ass hair stunt, so u lowk snatch two cows, take em to the crib, and start wildin in the basement mixing they DNA n shit with some pro-tongue animals, tryna breed the ultimate ass-hair licker. u standin tall on your research when this perfect lil freak creation starts goin to town on yo ass hairs, but it lowk ain’t hittin the same so u take it back to the roots, repaint them ass hairs green, and slide back to the petting zoo where it all popped off. they hit u with the trespass tho, so u end up locked up, smilin like a real mf cause u got to relive that wild shi one last time." - Carti 2025