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Bet

...

poo

hehe

Yall confuse me

real

Im oogway btw

very nice

Yea nice to meet u

how you doin

hi rhino!

Im good

how abt u?

yo wassup Cosmo

hey cosmo

im alr

im in german class rn

my teacher is acc so special

oop

she talks like a cartoon character

lmao

like im not even joking

shes so animaed

animated*

its weird

Nice

Bro cosmo

I fell on my shoulder

💀

Fire

oh shi

huh

like her voice

oh

huh

Send pic pls

of her voice??

Nah of her

Of ur class

oop

She looks kind

Chat

yeah

mhm

I have an fumny sort

story*

oki share

we're watching a charli chaplin movie in business class

So our history zeacher

is strickt af

dang

and he postet a post on teams

i like all my teachers except for my english teacher

if u know what that is

no

might have been lost in translation

Alr

Its like a …uhm

Ok forget it So basicly

He was super mad at us

and u couldnt stop laughing

So he went up to me and screamed if im redarded

Bc i couldnt hold my laugh

oh

damn

and then i laughed even more…

😭

lmao

Like i bit my finger so hard

that i dont laugh

hahaha damn

And i totally snapped when the weird kid fell from his chair

damn

Yeah well…

And

we broke our window

bc someone ran right into it (dont ask how)

i need to know

Cosmo did Opal ban you again

ooop

Wsg Mal

check your email

Yo Inge

Can’t.

wsp

shit

Alr so

Basically we have like mini lockers

Nvm one sec

near the windows

and he tryed fitting into one

It was mine

and i pulled him out

It was rejected. Sorry man. I didn’t do it.

and he bumped his head into a window

Can’t do that feller

it's possible

It’s not possible

ur a host, right?

And it broke

Nah I’m a mod

damn it

So thats the story cosmo

lets talk on the wje investigations site then

Ingen is that pfp you?

It’s Nettspend

Also cosmo you’re in now

In what?

Help are u cosmo😭

I js wanna know

my german teacher gave us a 6 min break instead of 5 🥳

i'm going to be alting

as that guy so shhh

Yayayayayayayaya

OMG WAIT

So u are learning german

yeah

Our history teacher fully canceled ours🥰

Thats cooolllll

yeah its a fun language

brb

German gotta be so hard to lear 💀

U know curse words?🥰

Okeokeee

back

no lmao

its not too bad ngl

guys im getting a car

soon

I just got a BMW

yoooo thats sick

Yooo which one?

OMGGGG YAYYAYAA

i got some stuff to put inside it

Thats cooolllllllll

yessss

nd theyre all ducks

Yo Ingen what abt ur legs?

They’re good?

nice

Yup, still going to physical therapy though

SUG

dang

so that part was real

U bro was dead and came back to life after breaking 2 legs in a car crash

What a dad lore…🔥

Awe

ain't no way that i'm seeing a movie that I saw in school while I was Israel 7 yrs ago

yo ingen r u alr?

JKW!!!

sahhh

JKW i fell on my shoulder 💀

Hihihiii

oogay i give up on u.....

i tell u to not do much with ur shoulder u flipping fell on it

heyyy pooks

howd you do that

I all happend so fast😖

After showering i fell bc of water

GOOD MORNING TO UU

on my back

And hit my shoulder

ohhhh i see

atleast u didnt hit ur head

I had a operation on it 4 days ago thats why im telling JKW

damn

dang hopefully u get better

ouch

Yea

I fell into a wall not floor

floor would be crazy 💀

It just hurts im fine after all

oi make it make sense how do u fall into a wall??

Thanks

then there'd be no more oogway for us

😭 there was like water

its okay i fall into walls all the time

like acc

Yea falling on the floor with head is crazy

😭

im like a special type of clumsy

Same

no bro u have autism

Stfu 😭

i once sprained both my pinkies in the same week lmao

I once searched for my phone w my phonelight

I was so tired that day

lazy*

i once started crying cus i thought i forgot my phone in a store

and then TEXTED MY FRIEND

"hey i lost my phone in walmart"

AQFGWGSHEWGWJSGSG

yk what im acc not j clumsy im j straight up dumb

NAHHHH😭😭😭

No

LMAO

Like js how 😭

the saddest part was i didnt realize i had it til she texted back "bro then how you texting me???"

omfg and cosmo

remember the story abt the spider falling on my head 😭

no

Me when Im searchibg for my phone while having it in my hands the whole time😭

oh well i was hanging smth up on my wall nd a spider fell on my head so i started smashing my head on the wall to try to kill it

thats so real 😭

LMAO

😭

😭😭

yup im so smart ✌

Ishowspeed rizzed me up on the skibidi

um, yeah...

yupppp

Fuck im cuming daddy ahhhhhh

Shut up Kris

I’m not that bozo

Then who u

I’m the skibma rizzler

Who am I

Definetly not ingen

A beta with L rizz

a zombie

I once lost my airpods in a bus

and found em the next day at the exact same spot

I still wonder how they were still there

damn

Like what are the chances

depends how honest the people in slovakia are

I live in austria..

Cosmo wanna hear a crazy story?

What, you raped 12 children in one night? A personal record, I suppose.

Damn, this place is crawling with vile pedophiles.

Wtf u yapping abt

Of course, Matt doesn't care, considering that he's a pedophile himself.

Hello, ape.

Intriguing. It speaks.

oh mb

sure

So when i was 7 yrs old

i was playing im the backyard from a friend

And his parents were like ther e

and this dad is a doktor

who operates and shit

And i like idk fell or something

so my finger bleeded a lil bit

On his dick?

nothing dramatic

so i went up to him

And aked for a wound plaster

😭

Holy yapping of the yappingtons.

Real

I did NOT order a Yappachino.

I did NOT talk to u

Type everything in one singular message to keep the interest of the reader.

damn

that's actually not good practice

Real

Did you take your pills today?

You seem lost.

speak for yourself

ay, wsp jkw

ay wsg cosmo

hru'

i'm fine

hbu?

im fantastc

wyd??

Hi

rip chat

Talk