Old.

Your old

Ethan

awww you can talk. so cuteeee

HIIIII

Fuck you

uh you're too old. sorry

BITCH TF YOU MEAN B THAT

PEDO

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH

YOU ARE NOT DEADASS..

LIKE/

HUH?!

YOU LITERALLY CALLED ME A BEBE..

uh

hehehehehehe

SO DO U LIKE FUCKING FETUSES

uh

PEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOUR HERBERT THE PERVERT

mwahahahaha

oh nahh

My ass gottaa GO

(there's some lore about me from literally 2 yrs ago that you would find very interesting)

OOOO

Spill it

or im eating ur walls

so basically there was this guy called ryan

that randomly appeared on wje when i was new on wje

mhmm

around this time i believe

he accused me of being a pedo

him fr

how do we know HE wasn't a pedo...

is this his home?

but damn

IS THAT ALLLLLLLLLLL?!

your like my old grandpa that was in the navy, wild ass stories that I need to know

and turned most of wje against me except for a select feew

WHAT??

literally only 2 mods were on my side

that shit is fucked upp

and now i make fun of the allegations by playing into them

you took if ya can't beat em join em a bit too serious

mhm

>:)

same thing with jewish stereotypes. im a dedicated penny pincher with a third of a liter bag of pennies

oh..

idk much about jewish tradition or loreee

IM SRRYYY

none of the classes I have took or am taking teaches us abt it

thats fair.

yea

I might gtg soon

got my sister slaving in the kitchen for me <3

i barely know shit about christianity yet ik everything about the civil rights movement.

its a problem

real'

im mainly self educated

yeah

Bro, all the mean ppl I met were christians

because im non-binary and lesbian.

sooo..

yeah ://

I got bullied for that and still am

and kids call me a furry, where tf do they get that from,

but like

I have peak lore >:3

mals christian

and charlie

I'm not saying all

but SOME

mm

damn straight

and you're straight for a jew

but ik you leavin room for jesus so congrats

huh

(aka you staying abstinent)

ik what that means

fym straight

im straight in general

not js cus of him tf 😭

...

girl you breaking my mind now

wait

im breaking my own mind

bro fym straight

idfk

uh

what 😭

girl i went to sleep at like 1

im so confused 😭

ok i went to sleep at 3

same here

so basically we went to sleep at the same time

idk

(timezones)

i dont remember our time difference

you two hours ahead

yes im aware lmao

okok

jomokis in the middle, timewise

mhm

wow you're learning

im not learning

i knew his time difference

and i can tell thats in the middle

Hi Mal.

hi

wsp bree

why the period

mb 4 leavin

did i do something

Nono.

ohh ok

I just type like tht smtimes,

,

ohhhhhhh okok

hru

hush it grandpa

lmao

good wbu

im goooood

good!

uh technically you're my adopted daughter now

aw dammit i forgot

welp

unc

bro already has 2 kids

frfr

OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

auntie

damn

im not an aunt

charlies technically also your kid

also unc is uncool

so auntie is a bad comeback

:0

mod abuseeeee

lies

imma tell mattttttttt

ok girliepop

must've been the wind!

thats zesty

we were NOT a real couple

we never rlly were together

that was ai

LMAO

Ik

literally shes not my type in any romantic way

Thats true

i was actively falling for his friend during that prank

we too different

im everyones type

bitch

lmao jkjk

but then how is charlie ur kid too-

STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS

IM TELLING MATT

PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS

wrong.

cus she thought i was her new mom and i was ok with leaving it that way

i basically am her mom at this point

GUNS? ITS FUCKING MERUCA

oh k

correct

HELL YEAH

we're like her godparents but we never were together

I LOVE BEING IN A FUCKED UP COUNTRY!

reasonable

honestly now that i think about it i do kinda see that

I'm blasting vocaloid </3

yea godparents dont have to be together so thats a good fit

yupppppp

literally the second he got on call yall would yap at a mile a minute

ooop

now we yap at 2 miles a minute

it was only a tad obvious..

i seriously wanna call jonah again and have it a call that isn't just moaning

i got the tism, dumbass

that was funny af

fr

I just got sexuallly harrased by my bestie ,/

i seriously thought yall were gonna make it a normal call

oop

uh

suuuuuure

oh

she touched my thigh in a weird manor

...

uh

AND I LIKED IT (JOKE! JOKE10

(i think)

;3

you think 😭

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:3

im scared

good

omgg

no im not

i got ptsd from that call still

AHHH

it was your choice to stay

yall broke my brain

I do not think I wanna know what happened

it was your choice to do that call

yeah

cus i thought itd be a few seconds before you left

NOT A FULL MINUTE

and that was even when he had his gf

WHAATTT

(they broke up dw)

yeah sorta

oh ok

well thats okay then!

(they were already broken up in her mind)

rlly fucked up story that we def keepin quiet

(so like..barely)

mhm

yeah

Ok!

Ima respect that

gave the long story short version

i lwk thought he was gonna have a panic attack

he was texting me n i was rlly worried

mhm

Should I gooo???? orrrr, cus i dnt wanna find out smt yall might not want me to know

he had to take like two minutes before we headed to work

its fine

okay.

we only keepin details about what actually happened vague

mhm

mk, thats reasonable

i felt so bad

yeah

Ima go spam call my bestie thats freaky, brb

i can only sorta understand how that felt

lmao ok

but seriously us yappin with him while at work helped him a lot

he looked absolutely devestated

my poor bbg

i actually think that you helped him a lot

i miss my roomie

i tend to do that

now you help him with other things...

She blocked my ass </3

WHAT

wtfffffffff

THE

FUCL

loserrrrr

HELLL NAHH

(?)

I NEEDA GET OUTTA ERE AGAIN

only figuratively

not yet

you still help him a lot emotionally

my mind is dirtier then a bars restroom stall </3

yeah i do

idk how hes been doin cuz he doesn't rlly text me

real same

hes ok

twinn

i seriously miss yappin with him

yessss

ohhh the jokes im stopping myself from saying

say them.

uh no

dont be sexual with jesus 😭

MHMMM

Istg'

to me he's a dead body but ig some people rlly love dead bodies

ew

(jk lmao i respect christianity)

some mfer said that if you believed in god u don't believe in science or evaloution

crazy

who tf wants to get jiggy with a dead body </3

bundy

well that mfer is an idiot

frfrr

i like science yet im very much spiritual

true,

I'm not rlly religous

who tf they think created all the science

im jus in a fake cult :3

fuckin darwin

einstein

some shit

the labubu cult <3

...

labuuuuuubuuuuuuuuuu

IDOLATRY

IT ISNT A REAL CULT

(I think?)

GET STONED AND SHIT (PHYSICALLY NOT CHEMICALLY)

D:>

WHAT THE FUCK

hehehe

I don't have a dih </3

uh

getting stoned literally means having stones being thrown at you

wtf

not in my grade </3

:)

...

<3

girl wut

who said that!

must have been the wind.

you did

guess you're the wind

nuh uhhh

NUH UH

hi the wind, im cosmo

STFU

mwahaha

dad jokes are fun

>:(

yeah yeah unc

good grief

bahaha

im rspecial, am i not?

SEE?! COSMO SO UNC THEY DOIN DAD JOKES </3

uh wouldn't an unc do unc jokes?

fuck off mate

dad jokes are unc

frfr

so your dads your uncle?

its not uncle

WOAH...

its uncool

get it straight

mhm...

yea

its all over instagram

be cultured

its in the merriam-webster dictionary as short for uncle

I don't have instagram ^3^

ok but thats not how its used

or rlly much social media

i used to have insta but i somehow got banned for doing nothing

damnn

mm no

we're not talkin bout dictionaries we're talkin bout how society uses it

I mean I have facebook but i dont use it

ew

thats grandpa social media

0_)

so your social media?