i j did that cus he knew i used bp when i met him nd i talked about him a lot there nd i didnt need him finding out i liked him there if he decided to check out bp for some reason
am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue
I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe
Yeah, you know me, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather
I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
Just like a goddamn Kennedy
I swear
With love to spare, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American hips
I know my place, I know my place, and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it
Like, "Ah"
Like, "Ah" (oh my fucking God)
All the time
I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the fucking time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue
I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe
Yeah, you know me, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather
I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
Just like a goddamn Kennedy
I swear
With love to spare, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American hips
I know my place, I know my place, and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it
Like, "Ah"
Like, "Ah" (oh my fucking God)
All the time
I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the fucking time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue
I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe
Yeah, you know me, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather
I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
Just like a goddamn Kennedy
I swear
With love to spare, I
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American hips
I know my place, I know my place, and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it
Like, "Ah"
Like, "Ah" (oh my fucking God)
All the time
I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the fucking time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Comments (1000)
Anonymous
Hey Xin
xin
hi ingenious
Anonymous
Hey
Anonymous
I am eating Korean bbq brb
Anonymous
Itβs my friends birthday.
xin
alr
xin
ohh happy birthday to them
Anonymous
hi
xin
hii mal
Anonymous
heyy hru
Flappy.
mlalard
Anonymous
flappyyy
Flappy.
guess what
Flappy.
i
Flappy.
made
Flappy.
scone
Flappy.
s
Anonymous
yayayayayay
Flappy.
(i told you but im telling u again)
Flappy.
they are actually not bad
Flappy.
:)
Anonymous
(lmao solid)
Anonymous
ooo yay
Anonymous
:)
Anonymous
im bored
Anonymous
Yummy
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cheese butts
Anonymous
oh
xin
hi jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys did you know I bought a Weezer album
xin
W
The Unknown King of Moderation
E
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ξ
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ξ
xin
Z
Anonymous
E
Anonymous
R
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yay we did it!
Anonymous
we can spell!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Woohoo!
Anonymous
yayyy
Anonymous
first grade, here we come!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Weezzer
Anonymous
wezr
Anonymous
Hey Jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wweeeezzeerr
Anonymous
wzr
The Unknown King of Moderation
wzr
Anonymous
wzr
Anonymous
*wheezes*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*weezes*
Anonymous
im sad
Anonymous
i have watermelon chapstick
Anonymous
How come?
Anonymous
nd it smells SO good
The Unknown King of Moderation
Safety first kids
Anonymous
so i though itd taste good
Anonymous
so i licked it
Anonymous
it does not taste good.
Anonymous
Ainβt no way they made a WEEZER condom
The Unknown King of Moderation
Watermelon is dope
Anonymous
it smells amazing
Flappy.
DIDNT YOU MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT OR SOMETHING
Anonymous
ND IT TASTES GOOD ONCE ITS ON MY LIPS
Anonymous
no i j laughed
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idk why but I read lips as balls
Anonymous
but noooo as a stick it tastes bad
Anonymous
π
Flappy.
πΆ interesting..
The Unknown King of Moderation
βIt tastes good once its on my ballsβ
Flappy.
stop
Anonymous
i meant the cucumber flavour cus ion like cucumber
Anonymous
π
Anonymous
dude
Flappy.
I LOVE CUCUMBER
Anonymous
Cucumber π₯
Anonymous
BUT LIKE
Anonymous
MY LIP GLOSS TASTES SO GOOD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cue cum brrr
Anonymous
MY FRIENDS AGREE
Anonymous
What did you guys do today?
Anonymous
LIAM AGREES
Anonymous
MY MOM AGREES
Anonymous
EVERYONE AGREES
Anonymous
SO
chunkemunke 2.0
I eat chapsticks
Anonymous
IF MY LIP GLOSS TASTES GOOD
The Unknown King of Moderation
I beat up a kid named Liam once
Anonymous
WHY DOESNT MY CHAPSTICK TASTE GOOS
Anonymous
GOOD
Anonymous
Wsg
Anonymous
damn
chunkemunke 2.0
wazzupppppp
Anonymous
Itβs my friend Liamβs birthday lol
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is your Liam short, blonde, and real nerdy looking?
Flappy.
why are your friends licking your lip gloss
Anonymous
hes average blonde nd real hot looking
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is his last name dorsey
Anonymous
My Liam is tall black hair and kinda ugly tbh
Anonymous
my friends steal it to use it
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
liam isnt even his real name
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is this quotable
Flappy.
me personally i would NEVER do thta
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Flappy.
i dont even share lip gloss with mysister
Flappy.
let alone
Flappy.
my friends
Flappy.
smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is his real name william
The Unknown King of Moderation
Billiam
The Unknown King of Moderation
Tilliam
The Unknown King of Moderation
Pilliam
The Unknown King of Moderation
Zilliam
Anonymous
not it has nothing to do w liam
The Unknown King of Moderation
Rilliam
Anonymous
i j did that cus he knew i used bp when i met him nd i talked about him a lot there nd i didnt need him finding out i liked him there if he decided to check out bp for some reason
Anonymous
nd i was writing a book at the time w a character named liam
Anonymous
so i j chose that name
Anonymous
Damn
Anonymous
cus im not creative
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nice
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah im named Jake cause I made a character named Jake and the name was cool
Anonymous
solid
Anonymous
im named mal cus why not
Flappy.
jake is such
Anonymous
its a cool name
Anonymous
i think
Flappy.
an average name tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
Itβs dope
Anonymous
theres a kid in my class named jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
It means bad in Spanish but its a cool name lmao
Anonymous
my friend HATES him
Anonymous
Good.
Flappy.
the only jake ive met was in my sisters class and he ong 1000% looked like a founding father
Flappy.
like he even said so himself
Flappy.
like
Anonymous
i used to be best friends w someone named jake
Flappy.
not even kdding
Anonymous
nd then he started liking me nd i started dating his guy best friend
Anonymous
nd he got mad at me
Anonymous
(i cant believe i did that though it was such a bitch move)
Anonymous
Jake is so special........ Ed.
Flappy.
Oh..
Anonymous
nono its cus i thought he didnt like me anymore
Anonymous
nd his friend said he didnt like me either
Anonymous
cus he rlly wanted to date me
Anonymous
i was like 13 i was stupid
Anonymous
like i had J turned 13
Anonymous
i was BARELY 13
Anonymous
i was goofy
Anonymous
i would never do that now
Anonymous
mainly cus i alr have a bf
Anonymous
but yknow
Flappy.
ππππ
Flappy.
yes mainly
Anonymous
i swear im not a bitch anymore π
Flappy.
that Might be a reason
Flappy.
idk
Flappy.
You laughed at me.
Flappy.
<///3
Anonymous
lmfao
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
I LOVE YOU
Anonymous
FLAPPYYYYY
Anonymous
damn whered everyone go
Flappy.
;(
Anonymous
π
Anonymous
who are the 7 stalkers
Anonymous
say smth
Anonymous
rude
Anonymous
Hi
Anonymous
hi
Anonymous
hru
Anonymous
Fuck off
Anonymous
Iβm great, what about you?
Anonymous
Nobody cares.
Anonymous
Go away
Anonymous
im good
Anonymous
Stop saying "fuck off", that's a oldest quote in the book you dumbass.
Anonymous
Says you.
Anonymous
"dumbass" isnt much better
Anonymous
It's still way better than your dead grand-grand-grandfather.
Anonymous
um...potentially
Anonymous
Well no one wants you here π
Anonymous
Says you fuckhead.
Anonymous
Nobody and I mean nobody likes you here.
Anonymous
Worst comeback ever. No wonder youβre the sped kid at school.
Anonymous
Not sped as you are.
Anonymous
I go to a private school dumbass
Anonymous
i do
Anonymous
DiDnT aSkEd!?!?!??!?!!?
Anonymous
i was simply correcting you since you claimed nobody likes them here
Anonymous
Name one person that wants you here. Oh wait, you canβt.
Anonymous
Still didn't asked!?!?
Flappy.
my thumb hurts bc i kindof accidentally grated it
Flappy.
but only a little
Flappy.
lmfaooo
Anonymous
Everybody except you and your dead mom.
Anonymous
My mom is VERY much alive and she will come at your fat ass
Anonymous
i didnt ask you to talk but youre still talking. whether or not you asked is irrelevant.
Anonymous
ππππππ (mal) π©π₯ π₯ π₯ π«
Anonymous
tf does that mean?
Anonymous
I shoot you.
Anonymous
oh?
Anonymous
uh
Anonymous
thanks ig?
Anonymous
Kys AG
Kristianβ½
see jakey the wilk thing inspired the idea
Anonymous
Nobody asked you fucktard.
Kristianβ½
OMG ADRIAN YOUR HERE
Anonymous
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
Hey Vertigo
Anonymous
Do you hate him too?
Kristianβ½
hi ingeny weny
Kristianβ½
YES
Anonymous
Hey
Kristianβ½
but as i said
Kristianβ½
its entertaining to watch him yap
Anonymous
Like 1000 people hates Vertigp24 because he's stupid as shit.
Anonymous
It just makes me laugh
Kristianβ½
also im kristian galliher on UWU
Anonymous
I like himβ¦.
Anonymous
Your the one who always yapping like a million times, kill yourself you shithead.
Kristianβ½
invalid grammar detected. statement invalid
Kristianβ½
im literally crying on the floor of my bathroom from that
Anonymous
No, he speaks facts.
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
Mal nice pfp
Kristianβ½
AND YOUR SO UNNAFFECTED I REALLY DONT CARE BABY I GUESS GOOD FOR YOUUUU
Anonymous
thanks
Kristianβ½
olivia rodrigo
Anonymous
Good for you.
Kristianβ½
mal is ur pfp you?
Anonymous
I hate her because my sister likes her
Kristianβ½
W song
Anonymous
yeah
Kristianβ½
but actually
Kristianβ½
its
Kristianβ½
good 4 you
Anonymous
All American Bitch is the only good Olivia Rodrigo song π΅
Kristianβ½
i thought you were a 31 yea old woman with a ponytail
Kristianβ½
and good 4 you and vampire
Kristianβ½
and most of her songs
Anonymous
uh
Anonymous
why
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
nuh uh
Kristianβ½
idk
Kristianβ½
yuh huh
Anonymous
nuh uh
Kristianβ½
dammit did adrian leave?
Anonymous
He got scared
Anonymous
Probably
Anonymous
lmao
Kristianβ½
rftgyhujikol8;p90'[]
Anonymous
uijyhntbgfrvdsxdwer4t56y7uj
Anonymous
Eieiejjeehwhwgegeggrggrgr
Kristianβ½
adrians the only reason why im significant
Anonymous
I still here in the conversation. It might be better if you leave because nobody don't care about you.
Anonymous
"nobody dont care about you"
Kristianβ½
i think vertigos new mission instead of assassinating the kkk leader
Anonymous
This is what you should to
Anonymous
*do
Kristianβ½
is jump adrian gorges
Anonymous
We could 100% jump his fat ass
Kristianβ½
have you seen his tiktok acc?
Anonymous
At least I don't have a 8 year old brain like yours'.
Kristianβ½
bruver that wasnt meant as an insult
Anonymous
I donβt wanna be traumatized π«£
Kristianβ½
your the only reason
Kristianβ½
why im relevant
Kristianβ½
if you left the site
Kristianβ½
i wouldnt have any reason to be here
Anonymous
I will kill Vertigo24 with my AK-47 if he doesn't shut the fuck up.
Kristianβ½
BRUVER
Kristianβ½
I
Kristianβ½
AM
Kristianβ½
COMPLIMENTING
Kristianβ½
YOU
Anonymous
No donβt leave youβre better off on here without him
Kristianβ½
SORT OF
Anonymous
In your dreams.
Kristianβ½
well if he lives in chicago he prolly has a ton a guns
Anonymous
You dream about you having a family but you don't have one.
Kristianβ½
we could rob him and stock up for vertigo
Anonymous
The person who would sell you the gun would be dead because he saw your face. Iβve seen it. Itβs ugly
Kristianβ½
bruv you kinda seem like the guy that lives with his gramma
Kristianβ½
is that true?
Kristianβ½
i just got these vibes
Anonymous
Personally living with my grandma would be awesome
Anonymous
id shoot myself.
Kristianβ½
for me it depends on which gramma
Anonymous
Is that true that your an asshole who doesn't have a life or something? Because you are for the true fact.
Anonymous
I have one, the other died lol
Kristianβ½
dam im sorry
Kristianβ½
BRUVER
Kristianβ½
YOU
Kristianβ½
GET
Kristianβ½
SO
Kristianβ½
DEFENSIVE
Kristianβ½
WHENEVER
Kristianβ½
SOMEONE
Anonymous
That is you. Stop whining about people making fun of you for beating your tiny ass dick to hentai and go away
Kristianβ½
ASKS
Kristianβ½
YOU
Kristianβ½
SOMETHING
Kristianβ½
I
Kristianβ½
DIDNT
Kristianβ½
MEAN
Anonymous
What
Kristianβ½
THAT
Kristianβ½
AS
Kristianβ½
AN
Kristianβ½
INSULT
Kristianβ½
I
Kristianβ½
WAS
Kristianβ½
JUST
Kristianβ½
GETTING
Kristianβ½
VIBES
Kristianβ½
THAT
Kristianβ½
YOU
Kristianβ½
LIVED
Kristianβ½
WITH
Kristianβ½
YOUR
Kristianβ½
GRANDMA
Anonymous
Bro stop spamming
Kristianβ½
ITS
Kristianβ½
NOY
Kristianβ½
NOT
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Kristianβ½
SPAMMING
Kristianβ½
EGRHTJUKYLIO;Y'P[
Anonymous
π
Anonymous
Look who's talking, I know your dumbass cannot be talking at all. π
Kristianβ½
bruv
Kristianβ½
what
Kristianβ½
are
Kristianβ½
you talking about
Anonymous
I donβt watch anime and Iβm not a sensitive pussy like you
Kristianβ½
you do not know this kid
Kristianβ½
we know all about you
Anonymous
Adrian Gorges Miller
Kristianβ½
because u decide to accidentaly leak yourself
Anonymous
Maybe you are a pussy.
Kristianβ½
that mite not be his name
Anonymous
How dude
Kristianβ½
i used to watch animeπ
Anonymous
Ooooo what do you think it is?
Anonymous
It's Adrian Gorges (without "Miller").
Kristianβ½
well
Kristianβ½
he mite be right
Anonymous
Bro just doxxed HIMSELF ππ
Kristianβ½
adrian mite be right
Anonymous
OK SO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I ASKED YOU?!?!
Kristianβ½
Kristian Samuel Galliher
Kristianβ½
13
Anonymous
No one ASKED to be here
Kristianβ½
8th grade
Anonymous
Ethan
Anonymous
11th grade
Kristianβ½
oooooo an older man?
Kristianβ½
and another ethan?
Anonymous
He's a pedophile just like you.
Anonymous
I ainβt no pedophile
Anonymous
lmao
Kristianβ½
bruver
Anonymous
There is multiple Ethanβs?
Kristianβ½
even if i was a pedo
Kristianβ½
i cant pull shit
Anonymous
Iβm not even an adult.
Kristianβ½
i dont like kids
Kristianβ½
Im With Stupdis
Kristianβ½
Stupid*
Anonymous
Or maybe you are, you've been simping on 5-6 year olds.
Anonymous
Okay
Anonymous
Fucking weido
Kristianβ½
Ethan Eltringham
Anonymous
*weirdo
Anonymous
WHO THE FUCK DID I SIMP OVER
Anonymous
bruh what
Anonymous
I am not telling you my last name
Anonymous
smart
Kristianβ½
IM TALKIN BOUT THE OTHER ETHAN
Kristianβ½
whoops all caps
Anonymous
I know Iβm just saying
Kristianβ½
give me your credit card information
Anonymous
There is a 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and a 0 in it.
Anonymous
no way, mine too!
Anonymous
Omg
Kristianβ½
i dont have a credit card
Kristianβ½
do yall want my address
Anonymous
I got one for my birthday
Anonymous
Both y'all are fucking losers.
Anonymous
No
Kristianβ½
good
Kristianβ½
cus i dont know it
Kristianβ½
bruver
Anonymous
i live on 123456789 mal street in malville M.A.L
Anonymous
Because your stupid as shit.
Anonymous
You when a mind of a 2nd grader.
Anonymous
*have
Anonymous
BLUD YOU CANNOT BE TALKING LOOK AT YOU? YOURE A FAT AS MF WEEB AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE A FOOT FETISH TOO
Anonymous
Damnit I cannot spelled.
Kristianβ½
"You when a mind of a 2nd grader." -Adrian Gorgea
Kristianβ½
Gorges
Anonymous
Grammar correcting someone is cringe
Anonymous
lmfao
Anonymous
Adrian is trans, thatβs why his name is gorges instead of handsome
Kristianβ½
"Damnit I cannot spelled." -Adrian Gorges
Kristianβ½
also its dammit
Anonymous
Your cringe.
Kristianβ½
not damnit
Anonymous
I donβt fuck my anime body pillows
Kristianβ½
if you say damnit you add a space like this: damn it
Anonymous
Stop correcting people's grammars.
Anonymous
You say it's not your thing anymore.
Kristianβ½
i dont have an obsession with fnaf or anime
Kristianβ½
(anymore)
Kristianβ½
its not
Anonymous
I don't have a fucking anime pillow as well dumbass.
Anonymous
Also fire force is the WORST mother fucking anime EVER
Anonymous
Cap
Kristianβ½
its just wild you say i have the mind of a second grader when your mispell almost everything you say
Anonymous
True
Anonymous
When's the last time I show my anime pillow to you? Huh?
Kristianβ½
π§’
Kristianβ½
there was a first time?
Anonymous
Iβm pretty sure you have them.
Kristianβ½
ethan i have a confession to make
Anonymous
some things you dont need to see to know
Kristianβ½
i used to act almost exactly like this fucker
Kristianβ½
except more self defecsting
Anonymous
I bet you watch "My Hero Academia" (a.k.a the most hated anime ever because of the fandom) because I know you do.
Kristianβ½
defecating
Kristianβ½
you definately do
Anonymous
Well I don't.
Anonymous
So are you.
Kristianβ½
OH SELF DEPRECATING
Kristianβ½
whut
Kristianβ½
i dont watch anime
Anonymous
You have a deku pfp and your alt' name is "DEKU". I know your retarded ass cannot be talking.
Anonymous
Cap.
Anonymous
Shit what is it
Anonymous
You used do in the past.
Anonymous
Istg if you donβt fuck off
Anonymous
This is Vertigo24's alt account.
Anonymous
Ok and? No one asked
Anonymous
Also Androids fucking suck
Anonymous
Says you dumbass.
Anonymous
Didn't asked.
urfavvirgo
baby ag?
Anonymous
Another reason why I canβt listen to your fat ass. Goofy android kid.
Anonymous
emmm
Anonymous
Why the fuck your calling me Baby AG as my ex brother's name?
Anonymous
Ex brother is WILD
Anonymous
fr
Anonymous
At least he's retarded just like you are.
Anonymous
CANNOT BE TALKING
Anonymous
The fuck you know, you don't even have a brother, oh yeah because he's dead.
Anonymous
You first.
Anonymous
I have a sister I have never had a brother
Anonymous
What π
Anonymous
why are half your insults j saying some random family member is dead
Anonymous
Facts
Anonymous
No shit, because I want to. You have a problem with that?
Anonymous
Yeah we do. Itβs cringe.
Anonymous
no idgaf its j stupid af
Anonymous
Kill yourself.
Anonymous
like what kind of an insult is that
Anonymous
"your grandmas dead teehee"
Anonymous
like no she isnt
Anonymous
whatre you gonna do about it
Anonymous
Your insults are even worst, because you don't have one freaking idiot.
Anonymous
Fucking kill yourself.
Kristianβ½
sorry i had to do the dishes is he still here
Anonymous
"even worst"
Kristianβ½
oh good
Anonymous
YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE TALKING WITH YOUR WEAK ASS FUCKING INSULTS.
Kristianβ½
incorrect grammar
Anonymous
Your a slave?
Anonymous
ONG
Anonymous
Iβm literally 6β1. I will squish you.
Kristianβ½
bruve do i need to pull up past posts?
Anonymous
Nobody asked you dumbass.
Anonymous
You dumbfuck.
Kristianβ½
no i have responsibilty unlike you you dumb fuck
Anonymous
Fucking asshole.
Anonymous
Kill yourself.
Kristianβ½
JYNX
Anonymous
damn imagine being tall π₯²
Anonymous
Canβt be talking
Anonymous
Fucking losers.
Kristianβ½
NOW YOU CANT TALK
Anonymous
Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
lmao
urfavvirgo
ohhh
Anonymous
Go back to DMing old women that you found on feet finder
Anonymous
Kill yourself Vertigo24.
Anonymous
Kill yourself too.
urfavvirgo
mb bro thatβs who i thought u were π
Anonymous
Im so hurt. Iβll get a gun now. It really offended! π
Anonymous
How?
Anonymous
Good for you.
urfavvirgo
the proper grammar and spelling
Anonymous
Sarcasm fucking retard
Kristianβ½
hi emily
Kristianβ½
nevermind i couldnt find the post
Anonymous
damn lmao
Anonymous
Why the fuck I deleted?
urfavvirgo
Ew why are u calling me by my actual name
Anonymous
Iβm gonna get off the site for a bit Iβm gonna watch TikTok
Kristianβ½
thats ag
Kristianβ½
hi virgo
Kristianβ½
worng comment
Anonymous
lmao
Kristianβ½
ded chat
Anonymous
fr
Anonymous
It's probably because of you.
Kristianβ½
probably
Anonymous
Iβve been on TikTok
Kristianβ½
bruv u werent even gone for a minute
Anonymous
lmao
Kristianβ½
ded chat once again
Kristianβ½
somebody say something controversial
Anonymous
Because nobody even replied to your comment.
Kristianβ½
bruver u needa start talking more
Kristianβ½
im bored
Kristianβ½
say the n word
Anonymous
You do.
Kristianβ½
no cuz im not a racist
Anonymous
So am I.
Anonymous
None of you deserve passes tbh
Kristianβ½
wsexdrcfvgh jkml
Anonymous
u76t54r3edsw
Kristianβ½
guys what does it mean if my dick is curved?
Anonymous
um
Kristianβ½
am i gonna die?
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
I don't fucking need one.
Kristianβ½
also what does it mean when it hangs to the left
Kristianβ½
am i going to hell?
Anonymous
youre gonna die tomorrow
Anonymous
I can just saying it on my mind.
Anonymous
also yes
Anonymous
i ordered a buncha stickers today!
Kristianβ½
caught in 4k ag saying that hes gonna say it without the pass
Kristianβ½
BRO
Kristianβ½
DONT DO THAT
Anonymous
But you don't even have one.
Kristianβ½
SOMEBODYS GONNA HEAR
Anonymous
Ag you donβt deserve no cc passes
Anonymous
You don't deserve anything at all.
Kristianβ½
bitch you wanna picture?
Anonymous
Bro's now gay. π
Kristianβ½
i AM gay
Kristianβ½
well im b i
Kristianβ½
bi
Anonymous
π
Kristianβ½
"thats even worse" -adrian gorges
Anonymous
*correct buzzer*
Kristianβ½
am light as a feather I'm as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty That's for sure And I am built like a mother and a total machine I feel for your every little issue I know just what you mean And I make light of the darkness I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket, best believe Yeah, you know me, I Forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American I am light as a feather I'm as fresh as the air Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity Just like a goddamn Kennedy I swear With love to spare, I Forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American hips I know my place, I know my place, and this is it I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it Like, "Ah" Like, "Ah" (oh my fucking God) All the time I'm grateful all the time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Oh, all the time I'm grateful all the fucking time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry
Kristianβ½
fun fact
Kristianβ½
the original lyrics for this song
Kristianβ½
was
Anonymous
Nobody is reading that shit.
Kristianβ½
im the perfect all american bitch
Kristianβ½
with perfect all american lips
Kristianβ½
and perfect all american tits
Kristianβ½
not hips
Kristianβ½
but i guess she decided against saying tits
Anonymous
solid
Kristianβ½
ong'
Anonymous
Slaps
Kristianβ½
hthtthth
Kristianβ½
i want jake in the chat
Anonymous
lol
Kristianβ½
tfyvghiujokply6kjuy[;]jgh;tthr
Kristianβ½
';ty;'
Kristianβ½
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Kristianβ½
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Kristianβ½
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Kristianβ½
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Kristianβ½
l'l
Anonymous
gref
Anonymous
trew43
Anonymous
hjymk,l.
Anonymous
olik7u6y5tr
Kristianβ½
the gays
Anonymous
I'm fucking leaving.
Kristianβ½
dont deserve rights
Kristianβ½
NO
Anonymous
I don't want to be in this post with some retarded people on here.
Kristianβ½
your the only thing keeping this conversation alive
Anonymous
Goodbye fuckheads.
Anonymous
ew
Kristianβ½
toodles heater
Kristianβ½
EXACTLY
Anonymous
im bored
Kristianβ½
sometimes i wonder if soop is playing us
Anonymous
oh
Kristianβ½
mal r u on the quotebook
Kristianβ½
dis is from da school quotebook
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
solid
Kristianβ½
isaac is eysack
Anonymous
i have a quotebook of j my quotes
Kristianβ½
cool
Kristianβ½
cole
Kristianβ½
coal
Kristianβ½
coll
Kristianβ½
call
Kristianβ½
cuul
Kristianβ½
cull
Anonymous
cult
Kristianβ½
SOMEBODY POSTED WRIST CUTS ON UWU
The Unknown King of Moderation
Pees nuts
Anonymous
WHAT
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT
Anonymous
that sounds painful
Anonymous
OH FUCK
Anonymous
They must be going through a lot. I feel bad for them.
Anonymous
me too
The Unknown King of Moderation
OK DONT POST IT HERE BRO
The Unknown King of Moderation
DONT SAY ANYTHING IM TRYING TO RESOLVE THIS
Kristianβ½
kk
Anonymous
Based
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meow
Anonymous
π±
Kristianβ½
hi madison
Kristianβ½
madeline
Kristianβ½
maleficent
Kristianβ½
mllory
Kristianβ½
mallory
Kristianβ½
madelyn
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.
Kristianβ½
melanie
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MELANIE MARTINEZ
Kristianβ½
it has to be one of those
Kristianβ½
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just like flappy
Kristianβ½
ong
Kristianβ½
no but we should make the what if series a thing
Kristianβ½
wait jake
Kristianβ½
we need more members on wje right?
Flappy.
YOU KNOW MADI ACCCCTUALLY THOUGHT I HAD AUTISM
Flappy.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
Flappy.
SMH
Anonymous
LMAO
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meow
Anonymous
Real
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I DIDNT ACCIDENTLY THINK]
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U ARE AUTISTIC
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I WILL BELIEVE IT
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TILL THE DAY I DIE
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEHEHEHEHE
Flappy.
LIKE THATS A SIGN OF AUTISM MORE THAN ANYTHING
Flappy.
NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL ITS A JOKE
Flappy.
SMH
Kristianβ½
jake
Kristianβ½
do we need more members on wje?
π―πππππ―πππππ
We need more mods
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which obviously
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I mean me
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cause
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why not
Kristianβ½
SHUT UP
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Im awesome and can help
π―πππππ―πππππ
WATCH UR MOUTH BUDDY
Anonymous
Agreed
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WHO TF U TELLIN TO SHUT UP
Kristianβ½
you arent awesome
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see atleast ingenious is nice
Kristianβ½
your a duck
Anonymous
honestly i dont think theres anyone on here who would be a good mod who isnt already one
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QUACK QUACK BITCH
Kristianβ½
except adrian
Kristianβ½
dick*
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I would be a great mod smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
I GOT HER TO DELETE THE CUT POST GUYS
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but yall be thinking im immature smh
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WHAT
Anonymous
good
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BITCH NO
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WHERE
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I DIDNT SEE
Anonymous
I think we need another mod Jake canβt control the whole mf website
Kristianβ½
i have ss
The Unknown King of Moderation
SHES GONNA REPOST IT
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WHERE
The Unknown King of Moderation
BUT WITH A TRIGGER WARNING
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WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kristianβ½
JAKE
Anonymous
She shouldnβt post it at all
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is that negatively directed at me
Kristianβ½
DO WE NEED MORE WJE MEMBERS?
Anonymous
yeah but there isnt rlly anyone who would be a good one
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I CAN HELP IM ALWAYS ONLINE
Anonymous
Not at all π
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM NOT TRYING TO CONTROL IT BUT I DO STRUGGLE BEING THE ONLY ACTIVE MOD π
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how rude mal smh
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WHICH IS WHY ID HELP
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HELLO
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I KNOW THE RULES
Anonymous
You should be mod
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I WOULD LOVE TOO
Kristianβ½
wedrf4tg5yhnujmk
Kristianβ½
JAKE
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just because im a little aggressive and hyper
Anonymous
Nice
Kristianβ½
DO WE NEED MORE MEMBERS?
π―πππππ―πππππ
does not mean i cant manage the abilities of being a good mod
urfavvirgo
u and flaps
urfavvirgo
and madi
The Unknown King of Moderation
Flappy is too autistic to be a mod
urfavvirgo
madiiii
Anonymous
id be a decent-ish mod but not a good one
Kristianβ½
anyone except madi or adrian
urfavvirgo
if sheβs autistic then that makes you 100 percent mentally retarded
Anonymous
I am too new
Flappy.
ok it's starting to get not funny jake
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YES VIRGO
The Unknown King of Moderation
THIS IS HOW I FELT WHEN YOU WERE ALL CALLING ME GAY
Kristianβ½
dont insult my pookie wookie dookie bear
Kristianβ½
JAKE
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flappers is to austic smh
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HCSUIHCIUVSHSIUVHVSIU
Kristianβ½
ANSWER MY QUESTION
Anonymous
Siblings?
Kristianβ½
DO WE NEED MORE MEMBERS
Anonymous
Yes
Flappy.
too
urfavvirgo
Stop being mean to flaps
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SHUT UP FLAPPY
urfavvirgo
only me and Madi and mal are allowed to abuse her
urfavvirgo
β€οΈ
Anonymous
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
YES BADLY
Anonymous
I said nothing Iβve been just waiting in the sidelines
Kristianβ½
I CANT POST ABOUT WJE ON YM TIKTOK
The Unknown King of Moderation
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO
Anonymous
I can invite my sister but sheβll spam and shit
Kristianβ½
I JSUT HAVE TO BLOCK MY SISTER FIRST
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAH GO FOR IT
Anonymous
we need more members but if we get more members then we'll need more (RESPONSIBLE) mods
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Exactly only me and Emily <3
Anonymous
Agreed.
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cause flappy
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knows we love her
Kristianβ½
ill do it tmrw
The Unknown King of Moderation
^
π―πππππ―πππππ
but shes funny to mess with
urfavvirgo
and mal π₯°
Flappy.
and mal
Flappy.
don't forget mal
Anonymous
i feel like i could be a decent mod but i dunno
Anonymous
YEAH GUYS DONT FORGET ME
Anonymous
I think I am too new to become a moderator. But it would be nice.
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WHERES THE POST JAKE
Flappy.
do yall like pineapple on pizza
Anonymous
yeah itd be nice to be mod fs
Kristianβ½
ILL SEND IT TO U ON UWU
Kristianβ½
all caos
Anonymous
no
Kristianβ½
caps
The Unknown King of Moderation
Youβre chill and responsible, youβve got potential if you stay here a while
urfavvirgo
hell no
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fuck yeah
Kristianβ½
fuck yeah
Kristianβ½
BASED
The Unknown King of Moderation
BASED
Anonymous
^^
Flappy.
ew youre one of those people
Flappy.
i honestly don't get why people don't like it
The Unknown King of Moderation
KRIS DID WE JUST BECOME BESTIES
Flappy.
it works smh
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cough
urfavvirgo
I feel like yβall be handing mod out like itβs a reward but thatβs not how it should be in MY PERSONAL HUMBLE OPINION
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i saw it
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thats alot of scars
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PTSD BRO
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EW
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THE GUY
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AHIFUHSVIUHVIUVSHVSIUVHIU
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OH
The Unknown King of Moderation
It is a reward, a reward for hard work and responsibility
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U BITCH KRISSY
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U SCARED ME
Flappy.
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
I WAS ABOUTTA MAKE A JOKE BUT THAT WOULDNT BE NICE TO YOU
urfavvirgo
but like itβs not necessary
urfavvirgo
for there to be so many mods ?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Youβre right
Anonymous
I think i will
The Unknown King of Moderation
But itβs becoming necessary as more people join and mods are less active
Anonymous
For now Jake is the only mod
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Im active
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so
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i can
urfavvirgo
um
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right here
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me
Anonymous
id like to be mod but i dont think im rlly active enough lmao
urfavvirgo
no ?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I donβt wanna be the only mod π
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ppl listen to me and im not even mod
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MEEEEE
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BRO
Flappy.
people listen to you?
Anonymous
There should be one more mod and we can have more depending on responsibility and charisma
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IM RAISING MY HAND
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OFFERING
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ME
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RIGHT HERE
Flappy.
are you sure?
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flappy
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u dont count
The Unknown King of Moderation
Emily do you realize im the only consistently active mod right now
π―πππππ―πππππ
cause ur autistic
urfavvirgo
flaps flaps flappy bird get on uwu
Flappy.
okok
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thats just a problem you deal with
Kristianβ½
HEAR ME OUT GUYS
The Unknown King of Moderation
Trying to manage this entire user base
π―πππππ―πππππ
me
Kristianβ½
IM A GANG LEADER
π―πππππ―πππππ
im right here
urfavvirgo
yeah I understand but ur acting like the site isnβt doing fine rn
π―πππππ―πππππ
I CAN HELP
Kristianβ½
SOME OF THE MODS ARE IN MY GANG
Kristianβ½
SO
Kristianβ½
I THINK I SHOULD BE A MOD
The Unknown King of Moderation
I know, im just saying as more people join it might be more necessary
Anonymous
And it probably isnβt. We need more power and more authority so this website can run properly.
urfavvirgo
Jake do u understand thereβs simply nothing to manage like I canβt think of the last time that u had to use ur mod powers
Kristianβ½
SINCE IM JAKES BOSS
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Unknown King of Moderation
2 days ago, porn was posted
urfavvirgo
flaps come here and help explain how this is incorrect
Anonymous
There are troll and hate accounts. Someone posted dick pics the other day.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Today, deleting krissyβs ss of the wrist cuts
urfavvirgo
so ur saying that deleting porn is hard
Kristianβ½
THE DUDE JUST SAID THAT HE CONSIDERS CUTTING HIMSELF BODY MOD
urfavvirgo
OH I SAW THAT
urfavvirgo
OMFG
The Unknown King of Moderation
He said itβs a hobby
The Unknown King of Moderation
And heβs proud of it
Anonymous
Ainβt no way
Anonymous
yeah said hes a masochist
Kristianβ½
theres lots of bad things that could be considered a hobby
Kristianβ½
hacking
Kristianβ½
the occasional robbery
Anonymous
I used to start fires
Kristianβ½
BUT CUTTING WRISTS?
The Unknown King of Moderation
He was also apparently on WJE before
Anonymous
Oh?
Kristianβ½
i did that in the woods last week
Kristianβ½
now the matches dont work cuz i hid them in a wet log
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i just get truama bro
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but i aint no pussy
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just PTSD
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BUT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Holy BEANIS MOCHEENIS GUYS
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THAT DONT MEAN THAT IM NOT FINE
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BUT LIKE.....
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guess who it is
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THT SHIT REMINDING ME
urfavvirgo
I canβt find my AirPods case
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who
The Unknown King of Moderation
Youβll never guess
Anonymous
Ok I think I am mostly fine
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may
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MAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
GUESS GUYS
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ITS MAY
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NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO BUT KINDA CLOSE I THINK
Anonymous
Damn. I can only find one of my AirPods.
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CRACKED RUBY
The Unknown King of Moderation
NOOE
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JSUT TELL ME
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daggr
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IUSHSIFUHFI
Kristianβ½
ITS CRACKED RUBY
Kristianβ½
WUFHYEIF
Kristianβ½
DEPRESSO EXPRESSO
Anonymous
The drug dealer?
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UHMMM
Kristianβ½
ELISABETH THOMAS
Anonymous
Apparently cracked rubys a drug dealer.
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IDFK
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WHO JAKE
Kristianβ½
i have his dick pic
The Unknown King of Moderation
TOBY
Anonymous
Who is Toby
Kristianβ½
WHO?
Anonymous
Think u the shit bitch
Anonymous
YOURE not even the fart
Kristianβ½
no
Kristianβ½
NO
Kristianβ½
SHUT UP ETHAN
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who tf is toby
Kristianβ½
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
The Unknown King of Moderation
YALL DONT REMEMBER TOBY BUT SOME OF THE OLDER PEOPLE WILL
The Unknown King of Moderation
HE WAS ON WHEN MAY WAS
urfavvirgo
I remember toby
Kristianβ½
NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN
urfavvirgo
shit pissed me off bro
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OHHHHHHHHH.
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nvm
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i remember
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ew,
Kristianβ½
I HAVE PTSD FROM TOAST AT SCHOOL
Flappy.
oh
Flappy.
toby?
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JAKE UWU PLS
Anonymous
What did bro do
The Unknown King of Moderation
Did you lose in dick sword fighting and have to suck his mini-rod
Kristianβ½
no
Kristianβ½
he kept saying the ice spice thing
Kristianβ½
you aint even the fart
Kristianβ½
ded caht
The Unknown King of Moderation
Dead cat
Kristianβ½
dead dog
Kristianβ½
Kristianβ½
ill post about wje tmrw
WJE
Hi.
Kristianβ½
hello worst jokes ever
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tbh idc if this shit gives me ptsd
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id much rather try and help out you guys
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or any children
π―πππππ―πππππ
seeing this ever
π―πππππ―πππππ
Im not gonna let children 10-13 see something like this because I know that age group is mostly on here
Kristianβ½
damn
Kristianβ½
EVERYBODY SPAM POST ON UWU TO GET THE WRIST OFF OF IT
Dagger 2
Hey! Quandale Dingle here!
Kristianβ½
kill yourself adrian
Kristianβ½
were dealing with something serious
Anonymous
Fr
Kristianβ½
HE DELETED IT
Kristianβ½
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Anonymous
I wish I knew
Anonymous
i wish i knew you wanted me
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