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RAPE HIS ASS NOW ELI

ok

HE DIDNT SHOW UP EARLY RAPE HIM NOW

☠

imma report u ryan

ur computer again 100%

TEST TIME

welppppppp

test time

i will put meth in ur asshole next time i peg u

THEN THE DOGS WILL SNIFF IT OUT and U WILL BE cAUGHT

ethan did u draw jacket yet

i want a coloring book cause im bored asf when i get home

AY

SCOOTER

ALL THT SHIT WAS A LIE

kayla

can we please play vr today

saw nuthin

ETHAN

SCOOTER

if she dont hop on we playing onward

BITCHES

ANSWER ME

I GOT COOKED YESTARDAY ELI U SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT

crzy how she js completely ignored it

ill get on

no

maybe

I ACED THEM HOES ON MY CATS LIFE

IM SO MAD U DIDNT SEE IT ELI

I FUCKING COOKED

you know this is saying you got clipped right

hey stop hoging it all

NUH UH OTHER WAY AROUND

I DIDNT GET COOKED I COOKED

Cooked lamb

wild anyways my turn :D

ight

u shouldve said it that way then

CALL ME A CHEF ON HOW I DID SO GOOD

FUCK THEM KIDS

GO GO GO HEAD SO GOOD SHE A HONOR ROLL SHED RIDE THT DICK LIKE A CARVINAL

20 for 50 min

eli can u stay on after 8:30 ish

I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE

yeah y

Guys am i a hoe?

i got therapy

oh

💔💔💔💔

dang

me too

i woudint say that

on tuesdays and thursdays

its not a bad thing its to help with my low self esteem

TY BRO CUZ I AINT

yw

im good but my therapist does think i should be on medication as a safety thing a mob

dang

I LEFT MY PHONE AT HOME BECUSE IT DIED

dated 6 ppl, stayed in a tlking stage wit 2 ppl

ill tell u more whil i whoop ur ass in onward

IMAGUNE

....

im not a hoe💔💔💔

at the same time?

no

ho by ludicrous starts to play

what abt the talking stages

different times

i crash out and brock 2 chagers

broke*

.

Wdym?

joking

did you have 2 talking stages at the same time

NO

ok

Y

js wondering

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

nvm

i dated like 14 people

Por que?

nun

...

bro wtf ive dated one EVIL person

14

NIKKA

she was indeed evil

Ay eli did too

imma blow a school up

she got her ass beat by ur ex did u know that ?

Im not evil💔💔💔

???

both my ex's fought and i saw the vid

ts was so funny

ima bomb africa

RYLEE

both ?

OOOKIE

rylee and bella

OHH

wtf bella

yes

she who can not be see

i what to die

thts my fish name, she drowned

no u dont

rylee got a black eye from bella

bella got suspened

Imagine havijg evil ex

i left my phone at home and I have pants and showrts on at school

having*

im surpised the other could see where the fists landed

damn

ima pants u

you can't

kidding

ik

i have 2 things on rn

he's got 2 evil ex'es

SCOOTER DONT U DIE BOI

i hate most of my ex's

except love she was niceish

ong

i hate all of em (MAY DOES NOT FUCKIN COUNT )

3

miss her?

may included

no

WAIT

ur a good man eli

I MISS 1 PERSON💔💔💔

I SAID NOTHING

and one person who is idk how to describe

im js a hopeless romantic lwk

Me too

💔💔💔💔

uh huh..

i dated someone i dident like just to make her happy

EVERY PERSON I LIKDD DID ME BAD

LIKED

..

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

most*

Autoceoog

WTF

LOL

EWWW

crash out

the world is so cruel to nice people *proceeds to throw honey bun at hobo

tbh every relashin ship i been in I only felt love in 1 of them

Ong

a microwaved honeybun

No

no frozen

what abt talking stages or situation ships

shit is almost as hard as me

i ghosted them😭😭 but not 4 bad reason

uh huh..

🤔

i only have one regret in life

i have many

and thats not asking a girl out

idfk

i am slow

shoul have talked to her at least

Ima cry💔💔💔

face mc shooty

idk about her. I'm 99% sure that she's a furry

😅

ima bust into a house

and she also sent me furry pics in her dms

she jokingly admitted it to me

welp

she didnt actually act like one irl tho

i have ss of a furry sending me nudes

SCOOTER

lets not see that]

ima make a time machine, and go bck in time

imma kms

i hate furrys

UR A LIL BOI STOP TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET U FIDDA GET RAPED

Me too

to what

they chill people

huh

cant be talking can u

HELL NI

EW

BURN

na

naa

i dont get raped

,

furrys chill people idc

Guys

i got cuz whos a fury

i have question

imma kms STOP TALKING ABOUT FURRYS

family family

green apple

still a weird choice btw

if you had a chance to fix ur realtionship or wtv u had wht u woyld

do

mad crazy

mb gang

talk to her at least

crazzyyy

excuse me

doneee

ur excused?

U DREW HAMPTER

its alr but like u picked the worst flavor of jolly rancher

bro in discord i added someone random and they called me daddy and master yk I blocked them

not talk to em and forget em

what?

lwk was me

I SHOULD HAVE TALKED WITH ROSE BRO

.

wtf did I js miss broooooooooo

yeah but the fact you choose green apple when i asked your fav jolly rancher

ho odd

how odd

ODD

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh GRAPES MY FAV

blue rasp is the best tbh

na

OG and long going the best

ITS PURPLE

watermellon

WATERMELLON ALSOO RLY GOOD

FUCK GREEN

ya

then whyd you say green apple, also wire ryan

i regret staying up, loosing hours of sleep 4 boys😭

Ill never get em bck

😭😭😭

💔💔💔💔

imma blow

.

a strange talk

on a loli

81 IN A SCIECNE TEST WITHOUT THE WRITTEN RESPONSE

LEZ GO

AYOOOOOOOOo

NO

?

Guys

a old guy raped me

what

...

i got a 89 on that

i can say the same

ANYWAYS

goodboyyy

.

what?

we know

ik that's without written response tho so I got like a 89 90

i got a 96 or sum

damn

i got a 15

wtf yall on

De fauq

so u cant talk on wire right

?

no

i busted in a doller gen

im going to make the bomb ass grilled cheese when i get hom

dang

ima get mr.nibbled

the cheez is home made

no

NO YALL I GOT RAPED LAST NIGHT

BY MY DOGS

gross

LIKE WTF

um

zoophile

NIKKA WHAT

DAWG

HORNY ASS MOTHAFUCKERS

wait bro

WHAT THE FUCK ETHAN

ethan thats actually kinda messed up

🤔

ZOOPHILES

Not me

+ u have a gf

IM SOURONDED BY DOG FUCKERS *GASP ETHAN

I'm not being deadass///

I kicked them

but seriously how tf u let a dog rape u////

such good girls

still she wouldnt want u to say that

he dresses as a dog for her #theory ?

and one key part to a rls is thinking abt what the other would want

I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND NIKKA HUMPED MY LEG

fr

true mybad

give me advice eli

on

atp shoot it

Like 200 page eassy

on

No

A RLS

SUM I CANT KEEP💔💔💔💔

what abt a rls

on how to get touched by dogs apparently

there are different parts to a rls

should I get ps+ on tsbg

yeah

everything💔

play station plus ?

you could be gojo

and actually beat me

I REMEMBER MY WIRE

yo i just posted i need your guys help on it

PSSWED

PSSWRD

DAWG IF YOU LOSE TO ME W GOJO IMMA LAUGH

die

that be so funny

i remember my password

ima cry

hppy teads

saw nuthing

uh huh

bro someone help me this couple is being mad weird

wsg tat guy realized he was wrong

that***

what they saying

THIS MOTHER FUCKER PINNED HER TO THE WALL AND SAID ¨I NEVER SAID I WAS A GOOD BOY¨

I like jerking

SOMEONE PLEASE COME PICK ME UP

furry much

NAH THERE BEANERS

makes sense

get up and beat his ass

SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP I NEED I TRUSTED ADULT RIGHT NOW

call the cops or swat team

NVM DAP U WHERE RIGHT THEY FURRY BEANS

or even the military

LOL

i knew it

OML FEIN IS PLYING

bet let us hear

fein

I NEED AN ADULT TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL RIGHT NOW PLS

no

DAP DRIVE HERE NOW AND PICK ME UP SAYING U MYS UNCLE

bet i'll be there in 17 hrs

thats how far i am remeber

TELEPORT HERE NOW

nah i just called someone worse than me

actaully its two people

their names are diddy and BDR

bro im so uncomfortable right now

why

the bitch is sitting on his lap

y

yikes

im too young for this shit

i have a plan for you so listen closely

imma just let it happen

im too deep in

take off someones shirt get it wet and wrap it till its a whip then smack them

i have to lock in bro im trying so hard to look normal

it will be painful

just stab them with a pencil and make sure they bleed

what

?

im helping a brudda out

?

what

ethan this freaky ass couple is being wierd

ima get going now

SHES CLIMBING HIM

DAP

DONT LEAVE ME HERE

DAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

smash or pass ethan

u know what i thought about this long

SMASH

im back what happened

diddy

DOOM WITHOUT AN EXTRA O IS DOM

dap

what

smash or pass

im still scared and uncomfortable

the fem doom slayer

pass

dang rlly?

I GOT ONE

smash or pass >

yuh shes not hot enough

pass

pass she not thicc enough

missed me?

yuh

ryan needs your help bud

DIDDY GET UR FREAKY ASS KIDS OUT OF HERE

hes getting harrassed by furries

THESE FUR BEANS LAP DANCING IN SCHOOL

Just got an order for more baby oil

smash or pass ?

pass she a robot

this is crazy but

pass

she is to small

Mmmm

but HER PERSONALITY

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

give someone more of a challenge

?

nikka WHAT ????

her personality is so fineeeeeeeeeeeeee

damn

FOR REAL

U FIDDA PASS WIFE MATERIEL BECAUSE SHE SHORT ???

alright whens he real challenge happen

the

oh thank jesus freak kids left

brb passing period

i need someone human but thicc with the right personality

alr

woah

what

latinos do it best

i dont want a latina they strict as fuck

...

lol

Who

UHH

megan, and

richards wife

nah

idfk

i dont watch anime

💔

yes

ye idek em

ahhhh sisi

?

i read that

ooo

Type stuff

im deleting my comments so ryan dont read them

LOL

HE GON BLCK MAIL U

..

DELETE IR

it

why

they cant knkw

know

there

thts my sercef

HEY

":)

what

back

hello ?

HEY

RYAN

WE WERE

what ?

BEING NORMAL TRUST

nuh uh

TRUST AND BELIEVE

ur not normal kay

i doubt it

i am💔

sureeee

i am

normal thing to say

u didnt murder somebody did u ?

No

.

hopefully not

hopefully interesting

Didnt u kill a family of 5

im back i had to avoid my teacher seeing

lol

they deserved it plus thats normal for person thats cut from the same cloth as me

oh ryas back

ryan

guess what

yes i have returned