NEWSPEAK/EBONICS/ZOOMERSPEAK BOOK

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Overuse of these emojis: (Crying emoji, skull emoji, nerd emoji, clown emoji)

I use none of those emojis

Fire: Used to describe a song the xoomer enjoyed.

I have never seen this generation use fire unironically

Shit I use that..

Ain't no way (usually accompanied by skull emoji): *Zoomer sees something "raycis n shiet" or "antisemitic n shiet"

forget i said anything

"Don't @ me": used almost exclusively by twittards, tumblrinas, or quirky girls that don't want people to comment on their shitty opinion.

I sometimes use that too but without the emoji

i feel called out lol

“Don’t @ me” that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen.

"Ye": Newspeak version of Yeah, which is itself a Newspeak version of Yes.

"Aight": Ebonic version of alright.

glad im not a woman

"Sus": Newspeak version of "suspicious", popularized in 2020 by that cancerous mobile game Among Us.

"Bruh": One of the oldest mainstream ebonics, and arguably began the butchering of the English language.

(on the internet)

"OwO/UwU" Emoticons resembling a mammal's face, usually used by "furries" (zoophiles)

I use “aight”, “ye”, and “bruh”

But I also use “Ight”, and “alr”

"Cake, dump truck, the whole bakery" Ebonic slang for large buttocks.

"Boomer" Pejorative term used to demean Generation X as senile.

"Cap" Lie/bullshit

"No cap" Not lying

"Bet" Sure, yes, affirmative.

"Ong" "On God," not only an insult to God as it uses his name in vain, but doubly an insult as it hides and makes His name miniscule as well.

"af" - "as fuck"

e.g. You're stupid af.

"Ion" I don't.

"deadass" - No lie.

"WYA" - Where you at?

"Yooooooooooo" - Hello.

"POG" - I'm not even gonna explain this shit, it's dead anyway.

"dip" "imma dip" I'm gonna get out of here/ I'm gonna leave.

"low key" - Discreet, inconspicuous

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"do (x) dirty" - To slander someone intensely. e.g. 1: "This rain must be the closest thing you've had to a shower in ages." 2: "Damn, you didn't have to do me dirty like that. Literally!"

Holy crap dude that’s so many…

POGGERS my bad lol I had to

"I can't" - used by twittards/tumblrinas when theey find something excessively funny. Probably short for "I can't stop laughing" or "I can't deal with this" or "I can't catch my breath".

Oooh so that’s what that means

gyatt

I gotta save this so I can refer to it later

"Touch grass" - used to tell someone that they need to interact with the outside environment and nature, rather than digital machines and devices. Most of the time, the zoomer saying this hasn't done that in years.

Gyatt - A Newspeak term short for "Goddamn!" used as a reaction to an large bosom.

I know right?

Oh so that’s what it means

I thought it just meant big ass. Wait it does.

I am never going to financially recover from this

Rizz - Newspeak term short for "Charisma". Usually zoomers rate individuals by the level of "Rizz" they have. The more "Rizz" they have, the more likely they are of finding a partner. "L Rizz" is used to refer to a socially inept who has no idea how to talk to girls. "W Rizz" is used to refer to people who can easily swoon girls.

You’ll be fine.

sigma

That also branches into L - Loss W - Win L obviously means negative, and W means positive.

Yeah that one is super popular.

Sigma - A term used to describe a "lone wolf" who does not need a partner, usually based off "hustle culture" or some other bullshit. Most people who call themselves "sigmas" are actually loners who cannot pull a girl so make up some fairy-tale cope for why nobody loves them.

There’s a difference between calling yourself a sigma and someone calling you a sigma.

Hrm

Hrm.

skibidi

Chad/Gigachad - Used to describe a male of peak physical physique. A common caricature of a Chad would be someone with a defined jawline, strong limb muscles, and abs. Anybody who works out regularly would be considered a "Chad" by zoomers, since zoomers have never worked out a day in their lives. Bodybuilders such as Arnold Schwarzenegger (in his prime) would be described as "Gigachads" by zoomers.

That’s another popular one.

"EZ/EZ clap" term used by zoomers to taunt the enemy player when they defeated them in a video game.

"EZ" stands for "easy", as in "you were an easy opponent to deal with".

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do this

I want to shoot myself.

A meme about GMOD SFM animations about toilet people being attacked by camera people attacked by TV people... I don't fucking know. If you watched this past the 3rd episode, enjoy permanent brain damage and rapid neuron degeneration.

I'm tired of typing this shit, I'll continue this throughout the week. Stay tuned.

I have that dumbass song drilled in my head. The one that says “sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler”

Will do.

It's all so tiresome

It is

Everyone, remember to heart this post, bookmark it, whatever, so that this is not lost to time.

Check it regularly as I will update it throughout the week.

Will do

That was pretty cool

I ONLY USE THEM WHEN SOMEBODY IS GETTING ANNOYED BY ME

"Oop" A word used by Discord egirls, tumblrinas, "pick-me's", etc. when literally anything happens. Obnoxious as hell, and anyone who says this should have their head violently caved in with a stone. Probably originates from VSCO girl memes in 2019, wasn't funny then, yet retards still use it.

Oh cool this is still being updated!

"Discord Mod/ Reddit Mod" An accurate but disconnected word used by zoomers to refer to unhealthy, unfit, obese landwhales that sit on their ass all day, jerking off and moderating Discord/Reddit (can be applied to any application or website with a moderator). This is usually very accurate, as if they are wasting their valuable time sitting on their ass and making sure no one commits a thoughtcrime FOR FREE, they are a subhuman waste of space and deserve to be treated as such. But hey, someone has to do it, eh? So why not just let the most pathetic waste of sperm do it so they can die faster? Zoomers usually use this to refer to anyone who they believe is fat or disheveled looking in real life, since they have never left Discord or Reddit.

Also, these people usually become pedophiles, zoophiles, transgenders, scatophiles, and many, many other forms of degeneracy. Disconnection from reality does this to people.