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FR LIKE THE REASON WHY IM GOING BACK TO DEEP VOICES OR WHATEVER BC ITHIS DUDE DURING ENGLSH SPEAKING TEST I HEARD HIS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HELLA HOT

HE WAS SITTING BESIDE ME

AND I WAS

LIKE I TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM

AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO EXPLODE

FLAPPY COME HERE

HE ISNT GOOD LOOKING BUT LIKE

His face when u looked at him: 🤨

HES NORMAL

OMG

OH NO

CHEX

YES BUT LIKE HE SMILED AT ME AND I DID TOO

YOU NEED TO HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS

IEHBIHYEBCVIYEBGVIYBGVCIFYBIVBE

WYM

WAAAAIT

I LIKE UGLY DUDES

WADE BACK ME UP CHEX NEEDS HIIIGH STANDARDS

IS THIS AN IRL HUMAN BEING!?

DONT SETTLE FOR THESE UGLY ASS DUDES

YES

IK 🤯🤯

I 100% support you

ILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN THOUGH

WHICH IS SO SADF

SHAT

WHY NOT

BC WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME

BC AFTER TAKING THE TEST WE WAS GOIN HOME

CHEX

I DIDNT ASK FOR HIS NAME N SHIT

THERES A SOLUTION HERE YOYRE NOT SEEING..

BC I DONT HAVE A PHONE

WHAT WHAT WHAT

kidnap him.

^^^^^^

NO

Yes.

ILL KILL HIM

I’ll help you.

THAT TOO!

THEN CUT HIM INTO PIECES THEN PUT IT ON DISPLAY

NO HOW WILL YOU HEAR HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE AGAIN THEN

I’ll fly to Japan to help you abduct and murderize this man

GOOD PINT

Voice box like a puppet

BUT SRSLY THO

HES NOT UGLY BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

YKWIM

MID?

YES

Normal human beings still exist?

BUT HE GOT THIS NICE EYES

WAAAAAAAIT

thats crazy dude

Is he Japanese?

NOPE UEHEHEUHEDHUDHEHDUE THATS WHY IM SIMPING RN

what is he

THATS CRAZY

THAT SOUNDS SO BAD 😭😭

Is he black?

BC THE ENGLISH SPEAKING TEST I WAS IN WAS LIKE FOR SPECIAL NEEDS (FOREIGNERS)

NAW

HE MIXED

IDK WHAT THO

BUT LIKE

OKOK

HIS EYES SO PRETTY

DO YK HIS NAME

HE HAS LONG LASHES

what colro

NO

Chex, just kidnap him.

BROWNISH

HE HAS FLUFFY HAIR

AND WEARS GLASSES

I have a lot of experien-

WAAAT

Remember Sarah?

AH I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE VOLUME UP ON MY AIRPODS AND I LIKE GAVE MYSELF A JUMPSCARE

YAH

Not Siarra

WAIT SARAH WHO

Sarah

sarah

wait

YAH IK WHO SARAH

wje or bp

IDONT

Yea you remember Sarah’s?

OR DO I

MAYBE U DO

UR JUST FORGETFUL

This didnt play it out I thought

i am a bit forgetful

WYM BY THAT

jst a bit

WAAAAIT

You remember Peyton?

Um

no

Exactly

wht

I told you I had experience

with

sorry i did so much stuff

wait

i xant function after 9:30

oh

wait no idk sarah

Chex you get it?

but yes

i get u

Lmao you guys don’t get it nvm

i get it

UHAUHUSHAUSH

Whatd I mean?

i dont trust my guts but i think u mean that u kidnapped them

There it is!

YAY

Oh

im so smarter than u flappy

LLLLLLLLLLl

Also I made up names im surprised my guys knew a Sarah

U guys*

its 10 for me pipe down

see chex you got gaslit

i didnt

whos smarter now

YEAHHHH

That’s true…

CUS U STEWPIED

nuh uh

I REALIZED I WAS THINKING ABT A DIF SARAH QUAHUSHOASUAS

Guess I gotta kidnap flappy no- I mean..uhhh

aye wat bout me

Consensual kidnapping?

yes

Bet

whata gastit

You don’t kno what gaslighting is?

no

:)

It’s when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

UIHAUHSA

no she does what are you talking about

Wait wrong definition! My bad

are you stupid chex knows what gaslighting is

she literally just said it

from my understanding gaslgihting means ur gonna light gas

I see what u did there

youre crazy

Oh u sure?

i loveeee crazy mofos

Yes she literally knows

SEE CHEX

I’m definitely crazy

bro no

Ok I believe u

WHAT I J DID THERE WAS AN EXAMPLE OF GASLIGHTING

ITS FROM A HITCHCOCK MOVIE I THINK

i dont even know what manipilatig? manupelaiting? means

hitchCOCK

before

i only found out what it meant after the zion drama

No you knew what it meant

hehehehhehe

no

Like remember that time

yes youre crazy

Bahhahahdvdbsb

anyways

You’re crazy Chex you knew what it meant

guys i cant form a thought in my brain rn

i just finished reading killing stalking

How hard did u hit ur head that night?

harder than rock

I’m just trying to gaslight Chex

what

hauh

oh me too

CHEX DO YOU GET IT YET

Whoever gets her first wins a cookie

no

Yes you do

huh

We just told you

what

its basically manipulating someone to believe THEIR version of the truth is the right one when its not

You get it now right?

Noooo that’s wrong

nuh uh

oh

Yuh huh

nevermind i see you

hauh

Yeeeeh

This is fun lmao

yk what lemme pull out dictionary def

We don’t need one, she gets it

WYM I REALLY DONT

Yes you dom

"manipulate (someone) using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning."

You get it, you understand it perfectly

That’s not right

Where’d you get that from? That’s not right

like what reasoning

chex see wade is doing a great job of gaslighting us

BAHAHHA

I LOVE DEEP VOICES

USSSSS

NOT ONLY DEEP VOICES FOR ME

I told you already

like ur thoughts

ANY DUDES VOICE

>>>>>>>>>>>.

THEYRE JUST SO- AAAAAAAAAAA HOT

ew what

Chex you get it right?

no chex u got it wrong

HAUH

No she’s right

THIS IS TOO MUCH ENGLISH FOR MY BRAIN

I think she gets it, right Chex?

?

It’s not English it’s Spanish

LIKE

EXAMPLE?

CHEX IVE SENT TWO DEFINITIONS

We gave you one

WADES DOING IT RN

IM A SLOW LEARNER

HES SAYING YOU KNOW SHIT YOU DONT

No I’m not

WAIT WAIT CHEX

HAUH

LIKE WHAT DO I NOT KNOW

TRYNA MANIPULATE US TO THINKING HES NOT DOING SHIT HE CLEARLY IS

Don’t listen to her, you know it

EX.

I’m not doing anything, you’re CRAZY

EX. #2

WAT WAT

EX. #3

You get it see? Perfect understanding

HUH

bro im literally such a teacher

I DIDNT SAY SHIT

WHAT ABOUT LIKE DECENTLY TONED GUYS- LIKE ABS AND SHIT- NOT TOO MUCH NOT TOO LITTLE EITHER

teacher flappy

No you’re crazy, you’re a therapist

nuh uh

Like me

haha

Yuh huh

UHHHHHHH IDKKKKK IM MORE INTO A DUDE WHO HAS A LITTLE FATS OR SHIT, BC I THINK TONED DUDES MAKES ME INSECURE UAHOUAHOSU

nuh uh

BUT I THINK THEY R ALSO HOT

Chex understands it I think, we can stop now, right Chex? You get it

yea sure

No you don’t

I LOVEEEEEEEE TONED DUDES HOLY FUCK- ITMAKES THEM HOTTER- SPECIALLY WITH TANK TOPS AAAAAAAAAAA

wait do u actually though

no

i led

lied

Yes you do, you get it

NOO TONED DUDES ARE LIKE AAAAAAHH BUT TANK TOPS ARE LIKE NOOOOOO

NOOO TANK TOPS

WHAT DO YOU NOT GET

REMINDS ME OF ZION

No that sad telling the truth, you’re crazy

WAIT TELL ME IN UWU SO WADE DONT FUCK IT UP

crazy for u fr

She gets everything

No you’re not

TANK TOPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM

This is so much fun! I’m literally dying rn

NO THEYRE GROSSSSSS

CUS LIKE WHEN WE WERE ON A CALL AND HES WEARING A SWEATER HE WOULD REMOVE IT AND ONLY WEAR TANK TOPS

wait ive left my zone of comfort to see whats going on

EW

I’m explaining it perfectly, I think you need a refresher

THEN LIKE UH FLEX THINGY

NOOOOOO HOT MEN DONT JUDGE MY TASTE

YES I AGREE BUT TANK TOPS ARE A 🤮🤮🤮

WHAT DOES HIGH STANDARDS AND LOW STANDARDS

IN DUDES

Ok I think we should stop gaslighting now

Chex understands it

ITS FUNNY TO SEE ME SUFFERHUHHHH

WDYM

CHEX IM TRYNA HELP IN UWU

No you’re learning, you get it

No you’re not, she gets it, stop forcing it on her

LIKE U SAID EARLIER

"CHEX U NEEDA HIGHER UR STANDARDS"

No you’re fine, I think?

yo

my standards be too high

LOW STANDARDS MEAN YOU SETTLE FOR UGLY DUDES, BAD PERSONALITY, JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE YK AND HIGH STANDARDS MEAN YOU DONT SETTLE FOR THAT SHI AND YOU BE LIKE "NAH I DESERVE THE BEST"

i needa lower em by a lot

Actually they’re too low

Nah you’re crazy, that’s wrong

HOW

OH

i search for very specific things

SO I HAVE LOW STANDARDs?

Because I’m gaslighting you into thinking that you’re wrong and they’re too low

kinda

I MEAN LOOK AT

AT JULE

No, u have have high standards, you’re fine

well its not working, i know my standards are way too fucking high

OKAY WADE ACTUALLY STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES

but i find him cute

No they’re fine, trust me

i need to stop drop and roll

CHEXXY NOOO

I CANT. HELP.

AHHH WTF

wade calm urself

YOURE A LOET CAUSE

LOST

She’s right you know

BRUH WYM LOST

She’s fine, she gets it

No you’re not, you’re fine, Flappy is crazy

no im crazy

Yes you are

nuh uh

anyways

Stop trying to gaslight poor Chex

my name isnt chex

It isn’t?

yeah wade

you imbecile

Wait what?

you imbecile

yeah but you do know my real name

I’m a bit dumb stupid boy

lol yeah

Hiroshima?💥

BAHAH-

NO BITCH

Hiromi

AKHKSHASKUAHUKAHSUKAGSIUAGIYAGIUAGSYIASGIAFUKAGAGUJHHHAHAHAHAH PMG

That’s definitely your name

WHAT THE HELL

lmfao

I DIDNT TELL U

Yes you did

word spread fast chexxy

Chex you literally told me remember?

*cough cough* zion *cough cough*

Shuddup I’m trying to gaslight her again

wait he posted my name?

LISTEN TO THIS ONG RIGHT FUCKING NOW- ON THE FLOOR BY REMOVEFACE

No you told me

in his apology yeah, he mentioned your name

No he didn’t

yea

where

NO

lemme find it

NOOO

No he didn’t your crazy

i already kinda knew it sooooo im in the free zonnneeee

GUYS HELP I CANT STOP GASLIGHTING

WADE

JUST

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65519fe4c351abc7bc6e6254

JUST

FLAPPY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

STOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE DIDNT ASKK FOR PERMISSION TO USE MY REAL NAME

WADE STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATOR

WADE CAN U DELETE THAT

Ok gaslighting aside, I already knew ur name

i just found a metal bra in my walmart cart tf

Like the fuckin Joker

YOU SHOULD BE LIKE "HEY EXCUSE ME WTF WAS THIS HUH?"

did i tell u

Gaslighter me says yes, meme says idk

NAW CAUSE HE LEFT ME ON READ

HE STILL READS IT THO

i love physiological manipulators, in a not healthy way smh COUGH COUGH JUN COUGH COUGH

HELP ME

i dont think i told anyone my full name yet

you spelled psychological wrong.

FLAPPY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(me acting high and mighty moment)

YES

No she didn’t, you’re crazy

RED FLAGS R HOT

THIS ISNT MY FAULT GRRRR

“Then you’re gonna love me..” -Batman

I LOVE DUDES WHO GET JEALOUS AND OVER PROTECTIVE

AND AND CONTROLS ME

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

LIKE BB IM ALL URS BB

Like Zion

ew guys my palms are like lowkey kinda sweaty rn its so ick

EW

i know

I MEAN ITS BETTER THAN SWEATY FEE

T

I LOVE CLINGY DUDES

One sec I gotta reset my brain, Flappy fucked me up

I LOVE GUYS LIKE THAT- LIKE WHEN HE GRABS MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HONESTLY IM INTO EVERYTHING

I’ll grab your face and slam you into a wall

MY BROTHER HAS A FRIEND WHO HAS REALLLY SWEATY HANDS THO LIKE HE HAS TO TAKE MEDICINE FOR IT

IMAGINE IF HE CUPED UR FACE

yeah chex,, i can tell

AUHSUHAUHSUSUHASAKJSKAS

IDFK HOW TO RESPOND THIS

ok so my fr type is

Lmao

Zion

clingy,sweet,funny,same humor,memer,caring,understanding,jealous,weird,matches my vibe,affectionate

talented n smarter than me

my type is possessive guys, good personality, but looks matter a little, overall just possessive fr, sweet and affectionate, weird asf,

and kinda childish and mature

BAHAHAHA

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s really weird how those match me

DUDES THAT CAN COOK>>>>>>>>.

Makes me uncomfortable

LFMOASJOAJSHOHSOAHS

false, youre not sweet

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHEN HE HAS FLUFFLY HAIR>>>>>>>

ong

Shit stop gaslighting me, then I’ll gaslight you and this’ll start again

WHEN HE GRABS UR WAIST>>>>>>>>>>

WHEN WHEN WHEN HE LOVES MOVIES AND WILLING TO RECOOMEND ME SUM MOVIES OR WANT TO WATCH IT WITH U>>>>>>>>>.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM NOT GASLIGHTING

WADE

YOU NEED A NAP

DONT FR SLEEP

I gave u an entire fuckin list of the Marvel Universe in chronological order..

WHEN HE LOVES CUDDLING>>>>>>>> (NO I HAVENT CUDDLED WITH ANYONE YET, BUT IM CUDDLE HORNY)

YEAH BUT DID U WATCH IT WITH ME??????????? NO

I FUCKING. LOVE. CUDDLES

AND I STILL HAVE IT

I would, but you don’t have a phone

CHROMEBOOK MANE

YOU HABE NO STREAMINF SERVICES

U CAN SHARE SCREEN

YEAH

ILLEGAL ONES

I pirate

based

me