FR LIKE THE REASON WHY IM GOING BACK TO DEEP VOICES OR WHATEVER BC ITHIS DUDE DURING ENGLSH SPEAKING TEST I HEARD HIS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HELLA HOT
FR LIKE THE REASON WHY IM GOING BACK TO DEEP VOICES OR WHATEVER BC ITHIS DUDE DURING ENGLSH SPEAKING TEST I HEARD HIS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HELLA HOT
LOW STANDARDS MEAN YOU SETTLE FOR UGLY DUDES, BAD PERSONALITY, JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE YK AND HIGH STANDARDS MEAN YOU DONT SETTLE FOR THAT SHI AND YOU BE LIKE "NAH I DESERVE THE BEST"
LOW STANDARDS MEAN YOU SETTLE FOR UGLY DUDES, BAD PERSONALITY, JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE YK AND HIGH STANDARDS MEAN YOU DONT SETTLE FOR THAT SHI AND YOU BE LIKE "NAH I DESERVE THE BEST"
LOW STANDARDS MEAN YOU SETTLE FOR UGLY DUDES, BAD PERSONALITY, JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE YK AND HIGH STANDARDS MEAN YOU DONT SETTLE FOR THAT SHI AND YOU BE LIKE "NAH I DESERVE THE BEST"
Um, dois, três, quatro
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Um, dois, três, quatro
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Um, dois, três, quatro
No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Wade
Chet chat
Chexers
FR LIKE THE REASON WHY IM GOING BACK TO DEEP VOICES OR WHATEVER BC ITHIS DUDE DURING ENGLSH SPEAKING TEST I HEARD HIS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS HELLA HOT
Chexers
HE WAS SITTING BESIDE ME
Chexers
AND I WAS
Chexers
LIKE I TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM
Chexers
AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO EXPLODE
Chexers
FLAPPY COME HERE
Chexers
HE ISNT GOOD LOOKING BUT LIKE
Wade
His face when u looked at him: 🤨
Chexers
HES NORMAL
Flappy.
OMG
Flappy.
OH NO
Flappy.
CHEX
Chexers
YES BUT LIKE HE SMILED AT ME AND I DID TOO
Flappy.
YOU NEED TO HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS
Chexers
IEHBIHYEBCVIYEBGVIYBGVCIFYBIVBE
Chexers
WYM
Wade
WAAAAIT
Chexers
I LIKE UGLY DUDES
Flappy.
WADE BACK ME UP CHEX NEEDS HIIIGH STANDARDS
Wade
IS THIS AN IRL HUMAN BEING!?
Flappy.
DONT SETTLE FOR THESE UGLY ASS DUDES
Chexers
YES
Flappy.
IK 🤯🤯
Wade
I 100% support you
Chexers
ILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN THOUGH
Chexers
WHICH IS SO SADF
Wade
SHAT
Flappy.
WHY NOT
Chexers
BC WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME
Chexers
BC AFTER TAKING THE TEST WE WAS GOIN HOME
Wade
CHEX
Chexers
I DIDNT ASK FOR HIS NAME N SHIT
Wade
THERES A SOLUTION HERE YOYRE NOT SEEING..
Chexers
BC I DONT HAVE A PHONE
Chexers
WHAT WHAT WHAT
Wade
kidnap him.
Flappy.
^^^^^^
Chexers
NO
Wade
Yes.
Chexers
ILL KILL HIM
Wade
I’ll help you.
Wade
THAT TOO!
Chexers
THEN CUT HIM INTO PIECES THEN PUT IT ON DISPLAY
Flappy.
NO HOW WILL YOU HEAR HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE AGAIN THEN
Wade
I’ll fly to Japan to help you abduct and murderize this man
Chexers
GOOD PINT
Wade
Voice box like a puppet
Chexers
BUT SRSLY THO
Chexers
HES NOT UGLY BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Chexers
YKWIM
Flappy.
MID?
Chexers
YES
Wade
Normal human beings still exist?
Chexers
BUT HE GOT THIS NICE EYES
Wade
WAAAAAAAIT
Flappy.
thats crazy dude
Wade
Is he Japanese?
Chexers
NOPE UEHEHEUHEDHUDHEHDUE THATS WHY IM SIMPING RN
Flappy.
what is he
Wade
THATS CRAZY
Flappy.
THAT SOUNDS SO BAD 😭😭
Wade
Is he black?
Chexers
BC THE ENGLISH SPEAKING TEST I WAS IN WAS LIKE FOR SPECIAL NEEDS (FOREIGNERS)
Chexers
NAW
Chexers
HE MIXED
Chexers
IDK WHAT THO
Chexers
BUT LIKE
Flappy.
OKOK
Chexers
HIS EYES SO PRETTY
Flappy.
DO YK HIS NAME
Chexers
HE HAS LONG LASHES
Flappy.
what colro
Chexers
NO
Wade
Chex, just kidnap him.
Chexers
BROWNISH
Chexers
HE HAS FLUFFY HAIR
Chexers
AND WEARS GLASSES
Wade
I have a lot of experien-
Chexers
WAAAT
Wade
Remember Sarah?
Flappy.
AH I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE VOLUME UP ON MY AIRPODS AND I LIKE GAVE MYSELF A JUMPSCARE
Chexers
YAH
Wade
Not Siarra
Flappy.
WAIT SARAH WHO
Wade
Sarah
Flappy.
sarah
Flappy.
wait
Chexers
YAH IK WHO SARAH
Flappy.
wje or bp
Flappy.
IDONT
Wade
Yea you remember Sarah’s?
Flappy.
OR DO I
Chexers
MAYBE U DO
Chexers
UR JUST FORGETFUL
Wade
This didnt play it out I thought
Flappy.
i am a bit forgetful
Chexers
WYM BY THAT
Flappy.
jst a bit
Wade
WAAAAIT
Wade
You remember Peyton?
Flappy.
Um
Flappy.
no
Wade
Exactly
Flappy.
wht
Wade
I told you I had experience
Flappy.
with
Flappy.
sorry i did so much stuff
Chexers
wait
Flappy.
i xant function after 9:30
Chexers
oh
Chexers
wait no idk sarah
Wade
Chex you get it?
Chexers
but yes
Chexers
i get u
Wade
Lmao you guys don’t get it nvm
Chexers
i get it
Chexers
UHAUHUSHAUSH
Wade
Whatd I mean?
Chexers
i dont trust my guts but i think u mean that u kidnapped them
Wade
There it is!
Chexers
YAY
Flappy.
Oh
Chexers
im so smarter than u flappy
Chexers
LLLLLLLLLLl
Wade
Also I made up names im surprised my guys knew a Sarah
Wade
U guys*
Flappy.
its 10 for me pipe down
Flappy.
see chex you got gaslit
Flappy.
i didnt
Flappy.
whos smarter now
Chexers
YEAHHHH
Wade
That’s true…
Chexers
CUS U STEWPIED
Flappy.
nuh uh
Chexers
I REALIZED I WAS THINKING ABT A DIF SARAH QUAHUSHOASUAS
Wade
Guess I gotta kidnap flappy no- I mean..uhhh
Chexers
aye wat bout me
Wade
Consensual kidnapping?
Chexers
yes
Wade
Bet
Chexers
whata gastit
Wade
You don’t kno what gaslighting is?
Chexers
no
Chexers
:)
Wade
It’s when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..
Flappy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chexers
WHAT
Chexers
UIHAUHSA
Flappy.
no she does what are you talking about
Wade
Wait wrong definition! My bad
Flappy.
are you stupid chex knows what gaslighting is
Flappy.
she literally just said it
Chexers
from my understanding gaslgihting means ur gonna light gas
Wade
I see what u did there
Flappy.
youre crazy
Wade
Oh u sure?
Chexers
i loveeee crazy mofos
Flappy.
Yes she literally knows
Flappy.
SEE CHEX
Wade
I’m definitely crazy
Chexers
bro no
Wade
Ok I believe u
Flappy.
WHAT I J DID THERE WAS AN EXAMPLE OF GASLIGHTING
Flappy.
ITS FROM A HITCHCOCK MOVIE I THINK
Chexers
i dont even know what manipilatig? manupelaiting? means
Wade
hitchCOCK
Chexers
before
Chexers
i only found out what it meant after the zion drama
Wade
No you knew what it meant
Flappy.
hehehehhehe
Chexers
no
Wade
Like remember that time
Flappy.
yes youre crazy
Flappy.
Bahhahahdvdbsb
Chexers
anyways
Wade
You’re crazy Chex you knew what it meant
Flappy.
guys i cant form a thought in my brain rn
Chexers
i just finished reading killing stalking
Wade
How hard did u hit ur head that night?
Chexers
harder than rock
Wade
I’m just trying to gaslight Chex
Chexers
what
Chexers
hauh
Flappy.
oh me too
Flappy.
CHEX DO YOU GET IT YET
Wade
Whoever gets her first wins a cookie
Chexers
no
Wade
Yes you do
Chexers
huh
Wade
We just told you
Chexers
what
Flappy.
its basically manipulating someone to believe THEIR version of the truth is the right one when its not
Wade
You get it now right?
Wade
Noooo that’s wrong
Flappy.
nuh uh
Flappy.
oh
Wade
Yuh huh
Flappy.
nevermind i see you
Chexers
hauh
Wade
Yeeeeh
Wade
This is fun lmao
Flappy.
yk what lemme pull out dictionary def
Wade
We don’t need one, she gets it
Chexers
WYM I REALLY DONT
Wade
Yes you dom
Flappy.
"manipulate (someone) using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning."
Wade
You get it, you understand it perfectly
Wade
That’s not right
Wade
Where’d you get that from? That’s not right
Chexers
like what reasoning
Flappy.
chex see wade is doing a great job of gaslighting us
addi
BAHAHHA
addi
I LOVE DEEP VOICES
Flappy.
USSSSS
Chexers
NOT ONLY DEEP VOICES FOR ME
Wade
I told you already
Flappy.
like ur thoughts
Chexers
ANY DUDES VOICE
Chexers
>>>>>>>>>>>.
addi
THEYRE JUST SO- AAAAAAAAAAA HOT
Flappy.
ew what
Wade
Chex you get it right?
Flappy.
no chex u got it wrong
Chexers
HAUH
Wade
No she’s right
Chexers
THIS IS TOO MUCH ENGLISH FOR MY BRAIN
Wade
I think she gets it, right Chex?
Chexers
?
Wade
It’s not English it’s Spanish
Chexers
LIKE
Chexers
EXAMPLE?
Flappy.
CHEX IVE SENT TWO DEFINITIONS
Wade
We gave you one
Flappy.
WADES DOING IT RN
Chexers
IM A SLOW LEARNER
Flappy.
HES SAYING YOU KNOW SHIT YOU DONT
Wade
No I’m not
addi
WAIT WAIT CHEX
Chexers
HAUH
Chexers
LIKE WHAT DO I NOT KNOW
Flappy.
TRYNA MANIPULATE US TO THINKING HES NOT DOING SHIT HE CLEARLY IS
Wade
Don’t listen to her, you know it
Flappy.
EX.
Wade
I’m not doing anything, you’re CRAZY
Flappy.
EX. #2
Chexers
WAT WAT
Flappy.
EX. #3
Wade
You get it see? Perfect understanding
Chexers
HUH
Flappy.
bro im literally such a teacher
Chexers
I DIDNT SAY SHIT
addi
WHAT ABOUT LIKE DECENTLY TONED GUYS- LIKE ABS AND SHIT- NOT TOO MUCH NOT TOO LITTLE EITHER
Flappy.
teacher flappy
Wade
No you’re crazy, you’re a therapist
Flappy.
nuh uh
Wade
Like me
addi
haha
Wade
Yuh huh
Chexers
UHHHHHHH IDKKKKK IM MORE INTO A DUDE WHO HAS A LITTLE FATS OR SHIT, BC I THINK TONED DUDES MAKES ME INSECURE UAHOUAHOSU
Flappy.
nuh uh
Chexers
BUT I THINK THEY R ALSO HOT
Wade
Chex understands it I think, we can stop now, right Chex? You get it
Chexers
yea sure
Wade
No you don’t
addi
I LOVEEEEEEEE TONED DUDES HOLY FUCK- ITMAKES THEM HOTTER- SPECIALLY WITH TANK TOPS AAAAAAAAAAA
Flappy.
wait do u actually though
Chexers
no
Chexers
i led
Chexers
lied
Wade
Yes you do, you get it
Flappy.
NOO TONED DUDES ARE LIKE AAAAAAHH BUT TANK TOPS ARE LIKE NOOOOOO
Chexers
NOOO TANK TOPS
Flappy.
WHAT DO YOU NOT GET
Chexers
REMINDS ME OF ZION
Wade
No that sad telling the truth, you’re crazy
Flappy.
WAIT TELL ME IN UWU SO WADE DONT FUCK IT UP
Chexers
crazy for u fr
Wade
She gets everything
Wade
No you’re not
addi
TANK TOPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM
Wade
This is so much fun! I’m literally dying rn
Flappy.
NO THEYRE GROSSSSSS
Chexers
CUS LIKE WHEN WE WERE ON A CALL AND HES WEARING A SWEATER HE WOULD REMOVE IT AND ONLY WEAR TANK TOPS
addi
wait ive left my zone of comfort to see whats going on
addi
EW
Wade
I’m explaining it perfectly, I think you need a refresher
Chexers
THEN LIKE UH FLEX THINGY
addi
NOOOOOO HOT MEN DONT JUDGE MY TASTE
Flappy.
YES I AGREE BUT TANK TOPS ARE A 🤮🤮🤮
Chexers
WHAT DOES HIGH STANDARDS AND LOW STANDARDS
Chexers
IN DUDES
Wade
Ok I think we should stop gaslighting now
Wade
Chex understands it
Chexers
ITS FUNNY TO SEE ME SUFFERHUHHHH
Flappy.
WDYM
Flappy.
CHEX IM TRYNA HELP IN UWU
Wade
No you’re learning, you get it
Wade
No you’re not, she gets it, stop forcing it on her
Chexers
LIKE U SAID EARLIER
Chexers
"CHEX U NEEDA HIGHER UR STANDARDS"
Wade
No you’re fine, I think?
addi
yo
addi
my standards be too high
Flappy.
LOW STANDARDS MEAN YOU SETTLE FOR UGLY DUDES, BAD PERSONALITY, JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU DESERVE YK AND HIGH STANDARDS MEAN YOU DONT SETTLE FOR THAT SHI AND YOU BE LIKE "NAH I DESERVE THE BEST"
addi
i needa lower em by a lot
Wade
Actually they’re too low
Wade
Nah you’re crazy, that’s wrong
addi
HOW
Chexers
OH
addi
i search for very specific things
Chexers
SO I HAVE LOW STANDARDs?
Wade
Because I’m gaslighting you into thinking that you’re wrong and they’re too low
addi
kinda
Flappy.
I MEAN LOOK AT
Flappy.
AT JULE
Wade
No, u have have high standards, you’re fine
addi
well its not working, i know my standards are way too fucking high
Flappy.
OKAY WADE ACTUALLY STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES
Chexers
but i find him cute
Wade
No they’re fine, trust me
addi
i need to stop drop and roll
addi
CHEXXY NOOO
Wade
I CANT. HELP.
Flappy.
AHHH WTF
addi
wade calm urself
Flappy.
YOURE A LOET CAUSE
Flappy.
LOST
Wade
She’s right you know
Chexers
BRUH WYM LOST
Wade
She’s fine, she gets it
Wade
No you’re not, you’re fine, Flappy is crazy
Chexers
no im crazy
Wade
Yes you are
Flappy.
nuh uh
addi
anyways
Wade
Stop trying to gaslight poor Chex
Chexers
my name isnt chex
Wade
It isn’t?
addi
yeah wade
addi
you imbecile
Wade
Wait what?
addi
you imbecile
Chexers
yeah but you do know my real name
Wade
I’m a bit dumb stupid boy
addi
lol yeah
Wade
Hiroshima?💥
addi
BAHAH-
addi
NO BITCH
Wade
Hiromi
Chexers
AKHKSHASKUAHUKAHSUKAGSIUAGIYAGIUAGSYIASGIAFUKAGAGUJHHHAHAHAHAH PMG
Wade
That’s definitely your name
Chexers
WHAT THE HELL
addi
lmfao
Chexers
I DIDNT TELL U
Wade
Yes you did
addi
word spread fast chexxy
Wade
Chex you literally told me remember?
addi
*cough cough* zion *cough cough*
Wade
Shuddup I’m trying to gaslight her again
Chexers
wait he posted my name?
addi
LISTEN TO THIS ONG RIGHT FUCKING NOW- ON THE FLOOR BY REMOVEFACE
Wade
No you told me
addi
in his apology yeah, he mentioned your name
Wade
No he didn’t
Flappy.
yea
Chexers
where
Chexers
NO
Flappy.
lemme find it
Chexers
NOOO
Wade
No he didn’t your crazy
addi
i already kinda knew it sooooo im in the free zonnneeee
Wade
GUYS HELP I CANT STOP GASLIGHTING
addi
WADE
addi
JUST
Flappy.
worstjokesever.com/community/p/65519fe4c351abc7bc6e6254
addi
JUST
Wade
FLAPPY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
addi
STOP
Chexers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chexers
HE DIDNT ASKK FOR PERMISSION TO USE MY REAL NAME
Flappy.
WADE STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATOR
Chexers
WADE CAN U DELETE THAT
Wade
Ok gaslighting aside, I already knew ur name
addi
i just found a metal bra in my walmart cart tf
Wade
Like the fuckin Joker
Flappy.
YOU SHOULD BE LIKE "HEY EXCUSE ME WTF WAS THIS HUH?"
Chexers
did i tell u
Wade
Gaslighter me says yes, meme says idk
Chexers
NAW CAUSE HE LEFT ME ON READ
Flappy.
HE STILL READS IT THO
addi
i love physiological manipulators, in a not healthy way smh COUGH COUGH JUN COUGH COUGH
Wade
HELP ME
Chexers
i dont think i told anyone my full name yet
Flappy.
you spelled psychological wrong.
Wade
FLAPPY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Flappy.
(me acting high and mighty moment)
Chexers
YES
Wade
No she didn’t, you’re crazy
Chexers
RED FLAGS R HOT
Flappy.
THIS ISNT MY FAULT GRRRR
Wade
“Then you’re gonna love me..” -Batman
Chexers
I LOVE DUDES WHO GET JEALOUS AND OVER PROTECTIVE
Chexers
AND AND CONTROLS ME
Wade
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
Chexers
LIKE BB IM ALL URS BB
Wade
Like Zion
Flappy.
ew guys my palms are like lowkey kinda sweaty rn its so ick
Chexers
EW
Flappy.
i know
Chexers
I MEAN ITS BETTER THAN SWEATY FEE
Chexers
T
Chexers
I LOVE CLINGY DUDES
Wade
One sec I gotta reset my brain, Flappy fucked me up
addi
I LOVE GUYS LIKE THAT- LIKE WHEN HE GRABS MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chexers
HONESTLY IM INTO EVERYTHING
Wade
I’ll grab your face and slam you into a wall
Flappy.
MY BROTHER HAS A FRIEND WHO HAS REALLLY SWEATY HANDS THO LIKE HE HAS TO TAKE MEDICINE FOR IT
Chexers
IMAGINE IF HE CUPED UR FACE
Flappy.
yeah chex,, i can tell
Chexers
AUHSUHAUHSUSUHASAKJSKAS
addi
IDFK HOW TO RESPOND THIS
Chexers
ok so my fr type is
Wade
Lmao
Wade
Zion
Chexers
clingy,sweet,funny,same humor,memer,caring,understanding,jealous,weird,matches my vibe,affectionate
Chexers
talented n smarter than me
addi
my type is possessive guys, good personality, but looks matter a little, overall just possessive fr, sweet and affectionate, weird asf,
Chexers
and kinda childish and mature
addi
BAHAHAHA
Chexers
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wade
It’s really weird how those match me
Chexers
DUDES THAT CAN COOK>>>>>>>>.
Wade
Makes me uncomfortable
Chexers
LFMOASJOAJSHOHSOAHS
Flappy.
false, youre not sweet
addi
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chexers
WHEN HE HAS FLUFFLY HAIR>>>>>>>
Flappy.
ong
Wade
Shit stop gaslighting me, then I’ll gaslight you and this’ll start again
addi
WHEN HE GRABS UR WAIST>>>>>>>>>>
Chexers
WHEN WHEN WHEN HE LOVES MOVIES AND WILLING TO RECOOMEND ME SUM MOVIES OR WANT TO WATCH IT WITH U>>>>>>>>>.
addi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Chexers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Flappy.
IM NOT GASLIGHTING
Flappy.
WADE
Flappy.
YOU NEED A NAP
Flappy.
DONT FR SLEEP
Wade
I gave u an entire fuckin list of the Marvel Universe in chronological order..
Chexers
WHEN HE LOVES CUDDLING>>>>>>>> (NO I HAVENT CUDDLED WITH ANYONE YET, BUT IM CUDDLE HORNY)
Chexers
YEAH BUT DID U WATCH IT WITH ME??????????? NO
addi
I FUCKING. LOVE. CUDDLES
Chexers
AND I STILL HAVE IT
Wade
I would, but you don’t have a phone
Chexers
CHROMEBOOK MANE
Wade
YOU HABE NO STREAMINF SERVICES
Chexers
U CAN SHARE SCREEN
addi
YEAH
addi
ILLEGAL ONES
Wade
I pirate
addi
based
Flappy.
me
Chexers
i wanna watch movies like so bad man i could cry
Flappy.
me and my friends have like seven different sites that have evverythingggf
Flappy.
movies are overrated tbhtbh
Chexers
FLAPPY PLS LETS WATCH A MOVIE
addi
im watching a k-drama rn
Wade
I pirate pirates on a pirates ship while singing pirate songs on a pirate quest following the pirate treasure map to find the pirate treasure
Flappy.
what movie
Chexers
i grew up not wathcing movies so i wnna catch up
Chexers
i was never into movies n shit
Flappy.
aight that seems fair
Chexers
but now i am desparate
Wade
🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥
Chexers
like call
addi
no one to watch movies wit me :(
Wade
I would
Wade
But I csnt
Chexers
me sorry bc i dont like kdramas
Chexers
me very picky
addi
cries is cursive
Flappy.
yea what movie tho
Chexers
HUAHUAHSUH
Wade
What tf is a KDrama?
Chexers
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Chexers
king kong drama
Flappy.
korean drama
addi
i hope you hit your shin
Wade
KING KOMG?
Wade
Sounds hot
addi
BEFIJNWDIJ
Flappy.
yea i was gaslighting you again chex right
Wade
Yeah
Wade
Wrong reply
Wade
Yeah
Chexers
when he wants to talk to u everyday>>>>>>>>
Flappy.
help
addi
i could ramble about idols and kdrama for..fucking hours man
Flappy.
i just realized
Flappy.
my only fluffy blanket is all the way across the room
addi
LITERALLLLLYYY
Chexers
im into asian but slike korean and japanese r a skip
Chexers
for me
Flappy.
help i dont want to get up
Chexers
unless they r mixed with sumthing else
Chexers
mixed mfos r hot
addi
KOREAN GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAA
Wade
I realized I would never find the perfect woman..it was like a two second thought 3 hours ago
Chexers
whats ur definition of "perfec"
Wade
Lol I was weird
addi
im sure you will, eventually.
Flappy.
GUYS. I NEED MOTIVATION
Wade
Just gotta keep waiting
Wade
I could try gaslighting u
addi
YOU NEED FLUFFY BLANK
Chexers
the spider u saw earlier is now on ur bed
addi
FLAPPY GET UP
addi
GET UP NOW
Chexers
flappy get up im dying rn aaaaa
Wade
There’s a bug on ur bed
Wade
“Oh dear is she dead?”
Flappy.
but guys it is so far awaay
Chexers
do u not care abt me flappy
addi
lol
Chexers
im dying help
Flappy.
it is probably a whole three steps away from my bed
Chexers
het up
Wade
Flappy if you don’t get up you want Chex to die
Flappy.
no just
addi
FLAPPY
Flappy.
just
addi
GET UP
Flappy.
dont die
Chexers
aa
Wade
GET UR ASS OUT OF BED SOLDIER
addi
GET THE FUCKIN BLANKET
Wade
THATS AN ORDER
Chexers
*dying noises*
Flappy.
oh no everyone chex is dying
Flappy.
alright wish me luck
addi
AAAAAAAA CHEX
addi
DO YOU NEED CPR
Chexers
augh-augh-augh
Wade
GET UR ASS OUR OF BED SOLDIER
Wade
I know CPR
Chexers
i need cpr
Chexers
in my dic-
Wade
Okie dokie
addi
BET CMERE POOKIE
Chexers
I SUCK DCKS BY GIVING IT CPRRRR I SUCK DICKS BY GIVING IT CPR YIHES
Flappy.
GUYS I GOT MY BLANKET
Wade
GUYS I KNOW CPR DONT WORRY
addi
YESSSSSSSS
Wade
Um, dois, três, quatro No quick head in my bed I can't have that I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope In the sheets I am a bully Give more head than a hoodie Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me" Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm) Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight) I'm here to serve you customer service (right) I save dick by giving it CPR (I save dick by giving it CPR, yes) Put my mouth on it like CPR (Let's make porn and watch it on VCR) I think we should fuck up in every zip code It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it Today way wetter than my past slob And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning That's how you know when you hit the spot I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh) I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm) Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight) I'm here to serve you customer service (right) I save dick by giving it CPR (I save dick by giving it CPR, yes) Put my mouth on it like CPR (Let's make porn and watch it on VCR) Anything goes when you up in my hole Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads Listen, I'm the most explicit Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing Know what to do every time you have a horrible day I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out? I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter Becky with the good hair is what you could call her Let's get it A little faster A little more Right there Give it to me now (Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh) (Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
addi
GET IT FLAPPY
Flappy.
SAME SAME
Chexers
SLAYYYYY
addi
me^
Flappy.
I CALL DIPS ON MOUTH TO MOUTH 😏😏😏
Flappy.
IM JKJKJKJK
Wade
Oh shit gtg
Flappy.
DIBS
Flappy.
CANT SPELL
Wade
Night guys!
addi
byeee wadeeeeee
Flappy.
BYE WADEEEEEE GN
Wade
Byeeee
Wade
GN
Chexers
NOOOOOOOOOOO STAY WADEY
Flappy.
DONT KET THE BED BUGS BITE
Wade
I csntttt
addi
GNNNNN <3
Wade
Bed bugs? Where
Chexers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flappy.
EXCUSES EXCUSES
Wade
Lemme count it down
Flappy.
INSIDE OF UR EARS
Wade
8
addi
UHUH
Wade
6
Chexers
TSK TSK TSK WHEN HE LEAVES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Wade
4
Wade
2
Wade
0
Wade
1
addi
based
Flappy.
TSK TSK TSK
addi
TSK TSK TSK
Wade
Just murder me and cut me into pieces and put me in a jar and keep me forever
Chexers
I NEED A NEW MAN
Flappy.
GUYS TYPING IS SO
Flappy.
so
Flappy.
tiring
Chexers
SUFFOCATION
addi
bet
Chexers
ILL KILL U BY SUFFOCATING U WITH TIGHTS
addi
thighs
Flappy.
i cant believe you guys are real people and ur reading my messages
Wade
Sharing is caring
Flappy.
thats crazy
Wade
Hot
Flappy.
me next
addi
who says im real?
addi
get in line
Wade
Me first
Chexers
AYE I THOGUHT U WANT ME TO SIT ON UR FACE BBG
Flappy.
bcuz ur responding and you sound significantly not like an ai
addi
BRO GUYS GUESS WHAT
Flappy.
who says i dont
Wade
I’m an ai designed to replicate human emotions
Flappy.
I'm going crazy
Flappy.
ok.
addi
MY BF JUST DUMPED ME OVER TEXT LMFAO
Flappy.
oh
Flappy.
why
Chexers
I SAW THAT CUMMING HE WASNT IT
Flappy.
kind of a dick move TBH
addi
we got into another big fight
Flappy.
^^
Flappy.
aboutttt
Flappy.
Im being so nosey
Flappy.
thats my bad
Chexers
bros a pussy he cant handle u man
addi
about how he need to tell off girls when he gets flirted with, and he says its not a big deal
Chexers
bro
Flappy.
oh
Chexers
*takes out chainsaw* where does he live
addi
yeah its whatever, tbh this has happened before
Flappy.
hmmmm i can see how that would be a problem
Flappy.
u seem so indifferent about it LMAO
Chexers
girl what he even look like
addi
hol up
Wade
*subtly just disappears*
addi
bye wadeee
Wade
Byeeee Gn!
Flappy.
byebye
Chexers
bye wadey sleep welll
Wade
Thanks! Gn!
Flappy.
do i not get one
Wade
See you in your dreams..
Flappy.
😔😔
Chexers
uygeiyrcgfiyewrc
Flappy.
honey that would be a nightmare
Chexers
he my dream frfr
Wade
I’ll be riding a three headed squirrel
addi
ill send in uwu, not letting me here
Chexers
if my dream is the only time i could see u id sleep forever frfrfrfrffrfr
Flappy.
nvm.
Flappy.
Bahhahahsh
Chexers
UAHUSHUAHS
Wade
🚬🗿
Chexers
HAHAHHAHAHHA
Chexers
im just kidding
Flappy.
SEND TO ME
Chexers
maybe
addi
KK
Wade
Is confirmed, I’m still this site’s number one Rizzler
Flappy.
dude i cant believe we all use the most underground website for private messaging
Chexers
yaaaaaa
Flappy.
like wtf
Flappy.
thats kinda weird
Wade
Ikr?
Chexers
but u didnt rizz me no more
Wade
Sorry bb
Flappy.
GO TO SLEEP
Flappy.
U LITTLE LIAR
Chexers
I might be lying
Flappy.
SAID YOUCOULDNT STAY
Wade
Lol I gotta sleep now, I hear the sounds of Pinballs in 6 hours
Chexers
good night wadeeeeeeeeeeeee sleep well bro
addi
you better actually go to sleep
Wade
I set my alarm sound to a pinball machine
addi
why tf would you do that
Chexers
W
Wade
It’s the most annoying and most loud
Flappy.
no
Wade
It’s awesome and annoying as fuck
Flappy.
my alarm is just BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ
Chexers
im gonna use flappy's voice as an alarm when i get my phone back
Flappy.
arguably the most annoying
Wade
I do a pinball, old car horn, and a radar
addi
i dont have an alarmm
Chexers
mine goes TALELEKKNSANANALALANGINTGLANG
Flappy.
YOUVE NEVER EVEN HEARD MY VOICE
Flappy.
ARE YOU
addi
i wake up when my body tells me to
Flappy.
PREEMPTIVELY CALLING MY VOICE ANNOYING
Chexers
i did
Flappy.
cause lowkey ot is hehehehehe
Chexers
you dont remember?
Wade
The pinballs are like the marbles inside my brain bouncing around
Flappy.
YOURE GASLIGHTING ME NOW
Flappy.
GJ CHEX
Wade
CHEX DID IT
Wade
YAAAAAAAY
Chexers
UAHUSHAUSHUASHUAHSU YAYYYYYYYYY
Flappy.
WE NEED A CEREMONY
Wade
I’m such a great teacher
Flappy.
"MY LITTLE GASLIGHTER GRADUATION COURSE"
Wade
YEAAAH
Chexers
WAIT SO IF THATS GASLIGHTING SO IVE BEEN DOING IT WITH MAMA
Wade
Ok I gotta go for real this time, my neck hurts and I’m getting dizzy
Chexers
WHEN I FORGOT TO DO SMTH I TELL HER SHE DIDNT SAY SHIT
Chexers
U NEED GOOD NIGHT KISSES
Chexers
MWA
Wade
Niiiighttttt
Flappy.
SO DOES MINE
Chexers
NOOOOOOOO FOOT CRAMOS
Chexers
WHILE SHITTING
Chexers
NOOO
Flappy.
bro i have a friction burn on my shoulder bc i kept hitting the lane line so often
Wade
My neck ain’t working
Flappy.
cause fucking EDWARD couldbt fucking stay on HIS side of the FUCKING lane
Chexers
LEMME BRAKE IT
Wade
I’m gonna go collapse into my pillow
Chexers
BREAK*
Flappy.
ITS RLLY NOT THAT HARD
Flappy.
GO ZZZZZZ
Flappy.
SHHH
Wade
Okie dokie
Chexers
OH I SEE HOW IT IS, I THOUGHT I WAS UR PILLOW
Flappy.
STOP IT WAS LIKE 20 MINUTES WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GO
Wade
🍗
Chexers
CHCIJENNN
Wade
Nooooooooooooo….was it?
Chexers
<333
Flappy.
NO IT WAS 13 I LIED
Flappy.
BUT STILL
Wade
You timed it!?
Flappy.
SCROLLING THE MESSAGES
Flappy.
DUMBASS
Wade
Oh ok
Flappy.
GO TO SLEEP
Wade
I should prob go to sleep now
Flappy.
OTHERWISE I WONT SAY GN ANYMORE
Chexers
yeah wade i said good night like 4 times or more
Wade
GASP
Flappy.
I KNOW
Wade
I’ll just leave at random so therefore u don’t have to say good night
Chexers
good night wade
Flappy.
NOOOO THATS PRACTICALLY GHOSTING US
Chexers
gooood night wadeeee
Chexers
goood nightttt
Wade
Oh you said it
Chexers
gooooood night
Flappy.
NIGHT WADE
Chexers
nightuuuu
Wade
I gotta stay now
Chexers
good nightttt
Flappy.
FOR THE LAST TIME
Chexers
gooooood nighttt
addi
WADE
Wade
WAHT
Flappy.
GRRRRRR GO TO SLEEP
addi
EITHER GO TO SLEEP OR STAY UP
Wade
Hard choice
Wade
Lemme think…
Chexers
stay up bb
addi
pick one or ill pick for you
Flappy.
OKAY GUYS I DONT WANT TI TYPE BCOZ I FR CANT THINK AND ITS MENTALLY SO DRAINING SO IMMA STALK THIS CONVO SO YOU GUYS BEST BE ENTERTAINING
Chexers
one time i was taking a shit
Chexers
i thought i had a long poop
Chexers
that was stuck in my ass
addi
what tf
addi
chexy
Chexers
and i started thinking its tapeworm
Wade
You’ve gotta be shitting me
addi
not that
Chexers
its not its just shit
addi
CHEXXY NO
addi
QUITE LITERALLY
Wade
Guys I made my choice
addi
and that is?
Chexers
stay up
Chexers
tstayyyy
Chexers
STAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
addi
;-;
Flappy.
chex this is not entertaining im sorrru cause wtf is that
addi
he needs sleep-
Chexers
i never tried pickles yet
Flappy.
stay stay saty cause ive been loving uou for quite some time time time
Flappy.
theyre gross
Chexers
and my mouth is watering bc im desparete to know if they r bad or not
Flappy.
ignore everyone else im the only opinion that actually matter and theyre griss
Flappy.
trust ne chex they are disgusting
addi
PICKLES ARE SO GOOD
Wade
I was considering just sitting in silence for 30 minutes then commenting I’m gonna go to sleep
Flappy.
see she is the kind of person who tries to steer you in the wrong direction
Flappy.
pcikles are gross
Wade
PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK
Flappy.
okkayy?
addi
OKAY HEAR ME OUT- COLD AND COVERED IN CHEESE
Flappy.
wht are we supposed to say to that
addi
GO TO SLEEP WADE
addi
NOW
Chexers
the reason why i am talking bout pickles rn bc im watching cupcakkes music vids
Wade
Geez ok Mom
Chexers
ngl im scared
Flappy.
bro i literally got queasy hearing that
Chexers
NOOOO STAYYY
Wade
Let’s flip a coin
Wade
Heads I sleep
Flappy.
whats tails
Chexers
stay up
Flappy.
is tails also sleeping
addi
i hope you stub your toe
Wade
No fuckin way it was Tails
addi
SLEEP
Flappy.
alright
Wade
FIIINE
Flappy.
<///////3
Chexers
STAY UP PLES
Wade
I’ll sleep soon
Chexers
WAADEYYYYYYY MY LOVE
addi
THANK YOU WADE
Flappy.
wht
Chexers
ME MISSED U
Wade
I’ll sleep when my neck gets so painful I gotta fall over
addi
as long as you get SOME sleep
Chexers
UWUWUWUUWUUWUWWUUWUUWUWUUW
Flappy.
ahaha couldnt be me
Wade
Oh shit that’s right now, getting dizzy again
Flappy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flappy.
I JUST REALIZED
Chexers
wade stand up and twerk to make ur dizzynes go away
addi
meanwhile me staying up till 5 only to wake up 30 mins later for school
Flappy.
I HAVE THIS STUPID BITCHASS SCHOOL AGAIN
Wade
“I’m gonna go rest my eyes for a bit, I’m not going to sleep, I’m just gonna rest my eyes, also Hawaii”
Flappy.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Chexers
thats what i say when me and him were on a call before
Chexers
ACTUALLY FLAPPY LISTEN
Chexers
HE WAS RLLY SWEET
addi
also for some reason, when i stay up too long i have to piss and im confused on why tf that is
addi
WHO?
Flappy.
wait who are we talking about
Chexers
BC I PRETENDED TO FALL ALSEEP THEN HE TALKED TO HIMSELF
Wade
What a weirdo
Chexers
THEN HE KINDA SMOOCHED ON THE MIC TO MAKE IT FEEL/SEEM LIKE HE KISSED ME
Wade
Jk
Flappy.
ikr
Chexers
THEN HE SAID "GOOD NIGHT BEBU, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SLEEP WELL"
Flappy.
donr listen to ahythig i say
Chexers
PARK U
addi
WHOOO?????
Wade
Who did this Zion?
Flappy.
i literally cant tile
Flappy.
tyoe
Chexers
HE WAS MY FIRST LOVE
Flappy.
yoyw
Flappy.
typw
Flappy.
type
Chexers
NOT ZION CUS ZION ONLY SAYS HE LOVES ME WHEN I SAY IT
Chexers
AND HE DONT MEAN IT
Flappy.
didnt you say you hate him
Chexers
I DO, KINDA
Wade
Ok for real this time I gotta go I can’t type and I’m getting whoozy
Chexers
NOOOOOOO
addi
he was just horny fr
Flappy.
ohhh relatable hahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahhahahaahahahhahahahahaaha
Wade
Maximum effort!
Chexers
THEN HE KEPT TELLING ME HOW LUCKY HE IS N SHIT
addi
alrighty, you need to go to sleep now. goodnight wadee
Wade
Chex but I’m gettingnndizzzyy
Chexers
NUUUU STAYYYYYYYYYYY
Chexers
ILL MISS U
addi
goodnight WADE.
Wade
Gn! Legit I can’t hold on anymore
Chexers
UWUWUWUWUW
addi
CHEXXY SAY GN
Chexers
nooo stayyyy
Chexers
tayyyy
Wade
Ima literally fall over rn
addi
CHEXXY
Flappy.
CHEX UR GONNA MAKE URSELF CRY DWELLING ON THESE PEOPLE STOP
Flappy.
RN
Wade
My neck cant support my head
addi
OKAY SLEEP NOW ILL DEAL WITH CHEX
Wade
Okie dokie
Flappy.
go horizontal
Flappy.
lie down
addi
nighty wade
Flappy.
but dont sleeo
Flappy.
selleo
Flappy.
sleo
Flappy.
sleep
Wade
Oh shit here I go, it’s like I’m drunk
Chexers
HOW DID U KNOW
Flappy.
me
Chexers
STAYYY
Flappy.
bc thats what happens to everyone
Flappy.
now stop rn
Flappy.
ion want you to be sad
Wade
But I cannnnt
Flappy.
persevere.
addi
WADE
Wade
Whetay
addi
I WILL NOT TELL U AGAIN
addi
SLEEP
Chexers
i want love like that again
addi
SLEEP
Wade
Sorry mom
Chexers
ill never find someone like him
addi
NOW
Flappy.
you will chexy
Flappy.
trust
Wade
Ok fiiine I’ll sleep mow
addi
UR GUNNA FEEL LIKE TOTAL SHIT IF U DONT SLEEP
Wade
Legit feel like I’m drunk
Flappy.
me irl
Flappy.
me irll
Wade
So whobbbbly
addi
when i dont sleep, ill wake up and everything feels so surreal
Wade
That’s me rn
addi
like im dizzy and it feels like im high
Wade
That’s legit me rn
addi
i love the feeling but i cant focus now for shit
Wade
Woaaaahcraazy
Chexers
NO LIKE ACTUALLY WADE SOUNDS SO ADORABLE WHEN HES DROOPY
Wade
Shiiiiititsgetting worse
addi
ONG
addi
BHAHHA WADE PLEASE SLEEP
Chexers
alright wade go sleep now
Flappy.
hes cacting like my cat
Chexers
good night
Chexers
but ur cat is cute n crazy
addi
my cat just rams his head into my door
Flappy.
she gets mad silly riiiight before she falls asleep
Flappy.
so does mine
Wade
Fine one last thing before ingoo
Chexers
the only cat u have is my puss-
Flappy.
no that's the other one thats th not as cute one
Wade
Hawaii
Chexers
good night wadeeeee
Wade
Okiebyee I don’t like thisnfeling
Wade
Gngngngngngnnn
addi
sleep please
Chexers
ur so adorable wtfff😭
Wade
Okiedokie
Chexers
HE REMINDS ME OF HIM MAN
Chexers
IM CRYIN
addi
gnnn <3
Wade
Gnnn
addi
maybe dont
Chexers
good night wade
Flappy.
nooo being late abd not thinking straight
Flappy.
its my favorite
Flappy.
its like ur void of responsibility
Flappy.
you can say ANYTHING
addi
REAL
Chexers
flappy knew how i acted when i was sleepy
Chexers
once
Chexers
just once
addi
im very dry when im tired, but i never really get tired
addi
like ill say shit like "yep" and "lol"
addi
only in one sentance tho
Chexers
now i will not text u when u r tired
Chexers
dry messages makes me sad
Flappy.
hehehhehehehehehe
addi
okay, dw im not near being tired
Chexers
and i hate it
Flappy.
WAIT SO WHEN IM IN MY EXTRA SLEEPY MOOD IT MAKES U SAD
Chexers
u havent heard my morning voice yet HUHUAHUSHAUS
Flappy.
sleepy texts are fucking adorable
Chexers
yes
Chexers
like wade
Flappy.
NOOOZOSIOooo
Chexers
he so dry it makes me sad
Flappy.
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO APOLOGIZE
Flappy.
GRRRR U LITTLE LIAR
Flappy.
yk imma apologize extra much now
addi
wade isnt really DRY hes just sleepy
addi
and like slurred texts?
Chexers
NOOOO DONTTTTTTTTTTT
addi
idfk man
Flappy.
oh shit thats mb AHAHAHSSH
Chexers
nah he be like "ok""K"yep"lol"lmao"
Flappy.
i will trust
Flappy.
thas true he cant really carry a convo
addi
damn it youve got a point
Chexers
yep
addi
when it involves marvel he can
Chexers
when i try to i just get sad UAHSUHUAhs
Chexers
IKKK
addi
LMFAOO
Chexers
but idk most of the marvel
Chexers
cus i dont got phone n shit
addi
i know quite a bit, binge watching that shit fr
addi
i have a few comics
addi
somewhere in this maze i call a room
Flappy.
i only know spiderman and thags it LMAO
addi
RUIEOJKLOIJEFV
addi
U WUNNA KNOW SOMEONE ELSE THATS DRY
addi
MADI
Flappy.
NOOOO?
addi
NO HATE TO HER OFC
addi
SHE MY POOKI
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