NEW

bozo stick

Fuck you, tickles

tickle mah balls bitch

I FOUND SOME GIRLY ASS ALCOHOL SO I DECIDED TO DRINK MY CARES AWAY AND THEN READ HOMESTUCK

Or lack there of

NO

GET OVER HERE

my big balls

U DONT NEED ALCOHOL

IT WAS GROSS I DONT WANNA DO IT AGAIN

Doubt

wanna see them?

OK NATE JACOBS

You intoxicate me all by yourself <3

<3

drinkin>>>

cute

h e y

NO ITS BAD DONT DO THAT

JAKE

LOOK

farting>>>

Send again and I will ban you

shittinginthemorning<<<

warri doooooo

Hello? Chat died?

no

lol

u said not to do it in here wilk

IM JK UVHUSIHBU

we talkin bout champange

ALCOHOLISM IS BAD

Why are you guys talking about alcohol

wrong

⭐️

my mom siad she drank when she was pregnat

can u just ban him

warriii doooooooo

No good reason

WELL IM TALKIN ABOUT CHAMPANGE

kys emo rice

nvm that's ur goal

CAUSE THE PEAR CHAMPANGE SMELLS GOOD

whoops, soz

MY MOMMA GOT IT IN THE FRIDGE

Huh?

Little monsters reference

hi

Finger guns

i meant to say 20

FINGER GUNS

uh

YOYOYO

Fuck. Off.

did rylee leave :(

LMFAO JK

UVGSVYU

haha

Mhm

mine is bigger

MONSTER DRINKS THO

JEHIUHHU I NEED

THE WHITE CAN

This is why we can’t have nice things

aw shit

I DONT CARE BOUT THE LIQUID

I WANT THE CAN

ok

Amy, may I talk to you on uwu rq?

You contributed

Jake you too

lies

I DO

I DID SO GOOD TODAY

And they’re tame compared to yours

u wont stop doing the dirty with wade

I GOT A GOLD STAR

how long can u last wilk?

🤷‍♀️

YALLS TITTIES EVER HURT

i have man tits

???

u dont count

nothin there

BUT LIKE YALLS TITS EVER JUST START ANCHING

Self…control…

TIT

TIES

Can you and Jake get on uwu rq

i pee blood

It’s important

I’m on rn

thats called a period feet

but i have a dick

i’m there.

men cant have periods

w h a t

unless u did smth to ur dick then oh well prob cut yourself or smth

or u got herpes

all the time

especially when i’m running or shit

oh i did it with a girl with braces so yeah

Amy respond god dammit

SAY NO AMY

SAY NO

SAY IT

SAY ITTTTT

naur

i’m scared

why da chat dead

Cause you’re not funny

People are busy on uwu

Mornin bungholes!

Hi wade

Wazzzup

Hru

Pretty good just woke up, u?

uh who asked

HI WADE HEHEHEHE

Need help?

HEEEEY HEHEHEHE

wade-chan wilky poo

Same lmao

I talked to Amy. Get on uwu. We can chat there

I went to bed when I said but it took me a while to sleep

🤭

Alrighty then

Dead chat

Like Batman’s parents

K IM HERE DONUT IF UR STILL ON CHECK UWU RQ

Damn

because that actually used to be me last year bro

heavy Taylor swift phase

but I couldn’t show anyone my Apple Music replay for a good 2 years cause u used to hate on Taylor swift so much

BUT I FIXED MY MUSIC TASTE

AND I DONT LISTEN TO HER ANYMORE

My music is trash

…

oh.

I see.

Uh oh. I said too much

…

I don’t know what to say

Don’t say anything. Or say it’s trash or I’m retarded

you know what I realized?

… and juice wrld in part of that song 💀

Lmao

Based

I’m gonna help you expand your music taste

Hi bitches

do u like rnb?

Weezer is peak

No not really

Balls

U know me hehe

rap or hip hop?

I can try to listen to them

Nah

Hi wade <3

Hello

I fucking swear if you’re Shy Dragon on an alt I’m gonna yeet my phone

Hey Will <3

OMFG I HAVE THE BEST SONG FOR U

Wilk*

No

OKAY

WILKINSON

I’m someone else

Keep this in mind wilk

OppenBarbenheimer

Shshshshsh

THIS SONG IS SLIGHTLY LESS EMBARRASSING

OKAY

lol

ITS MAROON 5 FEAT MEGAN THER STALLION

You guys know me

But I’m not shy dragon

Not as embarrassing as the Sex songs Jake recommended yesterday

JUST TRUST ME AND LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING

Not a black female rapper-

you’ve probably heard it before ngl

radio

Cool. But like…we don’t care really

that’s gotta be racist

just trust me

But also correct :)

beautiful mistakes FEATURING Megan thee stallion

AKA you

not the radio edit

the actual full song

Racism is based

go listen now shoo

.

Look look look Virgo

Facts

u must have an extra chromosome

Ruh roh

I think you will if you find out who I am

what

Maybe. But it’s not even in my top 69 priorities

who are u

spill the tea

Who cares about raps? I havee we the answer- losers

I have the answer*

Wade does a chimichanga count as a burrito

Hehehehe 69

I’m the Mexican one I should be answering this

In my eyes

Hehehehehehe

Burritos can also be filled with vegetables and condiments such as pico de gallo, guacamole, and salsa. Chimichangas are deep-fried burritos, and cold condiments like pico de gallo and guacamole are served on the side as they don't tolerate high heat well. Both of these dishes are delicious when smothered in salsa.

Holy shit it’s adorable

What’s the white stuff-

Cu- sour cream

M O R E

Lmao

I CANT FIND ANY OTHER GOOD ONES

Bro you should be doing this you’re like the god of finding Deadpool fanart

Gonna have to veto that one, bud

I am lmao

Yup

Aw man

That's a chimichanga

Chimichangas are deep fried burritos

Oh alr

It really does tho

The Deadpool PJ pants I’m wearing have burritos(or chimichangas) on them

Aww

penis!

I saw that!

What the hell

Ooh this one has burritos and chimichangas

well he said about a burrito in wade's pants

😏🤑🌯

HE’S WEARING BURRITO DEADPOOL PJS

I AM

and a burrito in his pjs

I think you mean on his pjs

my burrito is big and meaty

nice pjs wade

Jake!

What?

Hehehehe we’re all dirty minded down here

HI GUYA

GUYS

Nah, look at bro's forearms.

Ik 😭

WANNA SEE THE TESLA ROCKET

Finger guns

veiny, just like my dic-

PEW PEW

terrorist!!!!!!

pretty bad picture but i’ll get a better one later

finger guns

TRIPLE PENIS ROCKET

HI WADE

FR

I have amazing forearms

ELLO

HI JAKE

No cap

🤦‍♂️ how is this going to work lmao

the big one in the middle 🤑🤑🤑

Many of you can confirm

WANT A BO’O’WAHER

Worst thing that could happen is 9/11

Damn, how much you lift?

I’d argue 911 was better

I think I can confirm?

Bro idk I was blessed with this shit

ignoring me smh

HI AMY

Lmao

I’ll get you a plane for your birthday

I usually use 20 lb dumbbells for forearm workouts

HI IKEA

WAIT I WANT A PLABE

DAAMN

PLANE

i use 10 😭

Dayum

That’s all ya get!

holy shit

CHEX I SUMMON THEE!!

Hehehehehe

You have chicken leg forearms but they're veiny as shit.

yo i need to mentally process that shit

yo madi is gonna have a fun time with you

Wdym

“Fun time”

Hehehe

FORTNITE

battlepass

more rockets