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  • soooo you want me to change my username now?

    I’m sure u can find someone better to help u

    Pretty sure ya can tho

    what should i change it to then

    Like Bee, she’s at least better

    U seem more mentally stable and less prone to anger easily

    banned bee

    what should i change it to then

    I don’t really care

    Wade

    U seem more mentally stable and less prone to anger easily

    HA

    sam not jam

    I don’t really care

    well idk what to do soooo i need you to choose

    Funni

    banned bee

    well idk what to do soooo i need you to choose

    Dude idk what are the choices

    Wade

    Funni

    Nah but they anger quick when I talk about my mother

    well should it be something about you or

    bro i have to change my bracelet with your initial on it now

    Idk if you want, I just wanted to change it and couldn’t think of something else and nahhhh I’ll probably use both lol

    jordan could be your middle name?

    sam not jam

    Nah but they anger quick when I talk about my mother

    Talk about ur mother

    banned bee

    yeahhhh

    Btw your super pretty

    Also sorry I had to help my mom get things out the back of her truck

    it's alright i figured you'd be back

    i can't stop thinking about that adorable picture you showed me the other day

    you looked SOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE

    Dude you making me act adorable lol

    Imagine I put a picture of myself

    Bro did a face reveal

    sam not jam

    Te amo, mi chica

    eeeeeeeeeee

    sam not jam

    Pretty much just for bee lol

    heheh

    banned bee

    eeeeeeeeeee

    You love my Spanish and I love your French

    nopeeeee i love you moreeeeeeeeeeeeee

    i need to find my letter beads they have gone missing

    Cronge

    banned bee

    i need to find my letter beads they have gone missing

    Amazing lol

    U do kno this is a public post right

    Cool ima start spamming cuz I’m bored

    Spam.

    Spaam

    Spablam

    i just say that ironically now idk

    Daniel what r u thoughts on da Holy Roman Empire?

    help i have lipstick on my hand

    How dare u turn ur back on da Holy Roman Empire

    banned bee

    help i have lipstick on my hand

    Imagine it was on me

    *throwing up sounds*

    Wade

    How dare u turn ur back on da Holy Roman Empire

    They didn’t have a death star

    banned bee

    that would be better

    Definitely

    sam not jam

    Definitely

    im gonna do that to you sometime

    but ngl it'd look better if i shared it with you

    And I’m guessing you don’t mean in a friendly friend way

    remember the picture i sent of what ellie did to sean

    you would look adorable like that too

    Also wanna hear an amazing dialogue thing

    “Imagine I died” -me “I’d rather not” -possum *laughter*

    Also here’s a quote for you quote list

    “I put my finger in the hole”

    Sorry I fell asleep I thought y'all would be back sooner haha

    sorry i completely forgot to come back, i got really invested in the show my brother was watching

    what are we going to do about the childs name now

    I had the same name as my dad lol

    wanna hear something funny related to that

    so in the play i wrote for theatre my main character's name is juniper, and this girl that sits across from me got all confused by the name and was like "why don't you just name her samantha and call her sam?"

    Ooooh lol also why not name her juniper lol

    she found it hard to believe that it was a real name

    she's not very smart though sooo

    she still hasn't finished writing her play and it was due yesterday

    may your user should be mayhasacoolname

    banned bee

    may your user should be mayhasacoolname

    Yessssss

    we all have 3 letter names kinda

    And I kinda want a cute nickname but my name doesn't have any

    are you still in possession of my middle name

    Also you have a threatening nickname

    MayWantsACoolName

    May fits me very well I think

    indeed

    people call me buzz sometimes lmao

    sam not jam

    Also you have a threatening nickname

    Maime

    banned bee

    people call me buzz sometimes lmao

    Buzz buzz

    buzz lightyear is my personal favorite

    my friend that threatened to beat you with a bad of frozen tilapia calls me buzz lightyear

    Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

    sam not jam

    Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

    Bro thinks he's Matt rose

    sam not jam

    Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

    reid?

    MayWantsACoolName

    Bro thinks he's Matt rose

    Who dat

    WAIT DO I KNOW YOUR BROTHER'S FULL NAME

    sam not jam

    Who dat

    A YouTuber who really likes saying skull emoji

    banned bee

    WAIT DO I KNOW YOUR BROTHER'S FULL NAME

    Yes

    MayWantsACoolName

    A YouTuber who really likes saying skull emoji

    Weird

    also it's really funny when my friend's name gets mispronounced by a sub

    yea cause her name is ximena and they always say it with a z sound 😭

    MayWantsACoolName

    COD IS SO MUCH BETTER

    YES YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN FISH

    MayWantsACoolName

    YES YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN FISH

    I LIKE COD KINDA

    and our theatre teacher is like the only one who pronounces it right

    banned bee

    with an h

    That doesn't make sense 💀 why is it spelled like that

    so she usually goes by her middle name which is alexis

    MayWantsACoolName

    That doesn't make sense 💀 why is it spelled like that

    Ikr make it Jimena

    banned bee

    so she usually goes by her middle name which is alexis

    OOOOOH I LOVE THAT

    but she doesn't react to it as well lol so bram (theatre teacher) has started calling her ximena again

    it's funny though cause she's not used to teachers callling her that

    My amazing friend who’s also my sister now

    sam not jam

    My amazing friend who’s also my sister now

    Oh cool

    She my trans instructor and amazing friend

    Should I put my mask as my pfp again

    Also Wade is my ex friend who’s not really my friend but he is my friend

    But I am attempting to violate him

    Salty_possum

    alr lol

    I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

    Wade

    I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

    He calls May no no words

    Wade

    I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

    makes sense

    So does Dagger

    Salty_possum

    makes sense

    Possummmmnm

    So does everyone

    Wade

    I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

    who would ever be jealous of a transphobic twat like you

    Transphobic and proud

    Wade

    Transphobic and proud

    oh now we have a problemo

    U wanna call me trainsphobic do it, I’ll own it.

    Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

    Ikr like I’m openly trans out herr

    MayWantsACoolName

    Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

    We don’t like you, that’d why

    MayWantsACoolName

    Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

    I mean not to sound like a whiny bitch but

    Calling me a tranny kinda makes you an asshole. Also I'm not a boy and never will be, live with it

    MayWantsACoolName

    Calling me a tranny kinda makes you an asshole. Also I'm not a boy and never will be, live with it

    Ur a boy, Dagger is based, and don’t care

    U are tho biologically

    sam not jam

    Then so am j

    Exactly

    Salty_possum

    shes not tho

    Dick rider

    Salty_possum

    shes not tho

    NO RAT NO

    Wade

    Dick rider

    no dick energy from this one

    guys how much ya wanna bet it's internalized transphobia

    Dagger is based

    let's just act like he's not here

    Jake I’d based

    Ethan is based

    We’re all basd

    banned bee

    let's just act like he's not here

    Deal bc possum loves the memes, she’s laughing a bunch

    sam not jam

    Deal bc possum loves the memes, she’s laughing a bunch

    sssshhhhhhhh

    yall are so lucky you can call

    sam not jam

    I hear you cackling over the mic

    no u dont

    banned bee

    yall are so lucky you can call

    Ikr I wish we could

    MayWantsACoolName

    I wish I could call y'all

    Y’all should get discord and make fake names

    i would need my mom's ipad and for no one to be home

    banned bee

    i would need my mom's ipad and for no one to be home

    Fair enougg

    sam not jam

    Y’all should get discord and make fake names

    Bit hard to explain why I'm talking to strangers isn't it?

    MayWantsACoolName

    Bit hard to explain why I'm talking to strangers isn't it?

    School friend

    sam not jam

    School friend

    I'm homeschooled. There is no school that's why I'm so stupid and uneducated lol

    MayWantsACoolName

    I'm homeschooled. There is no school that's why I'm so stupid and uneducated lol

    guess im stupid and uneducated too!

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    Salty_possum

    guess im stupid and uneducated too!

    It's not all homeschool, it's my parents reading books about how gays are responsible for the decline of America and calling it school 💀

    am i the only one who goes to actual public school

    THEY ARE

    MayWantsACoolName

    It's not all homeschool, it's my parents reading books about how gays are responsible for the decline of America and calling it school 💀

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow thats. wooooooowwwww

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    There’s chill ones and non chill ones

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