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soooo you want me to change my username now?

banned bee

soooo you want me to change my username now?

Sure if you want

I’m sure u can find someone better to help u

Wade

I’m sure u can find someone better to help u

Nahhhh

Pretty sure ya can tho

what should i change it to then

Like Bee, she’s at least better

banned bee

nah may is better than me fr

For once I agree with him

U seem more mentally stable and less prone to anger easily

banned bee

what should i change it to then

I don’t really care

Wade

U seem more mentally stable and less prone to anger easily

HA

sam not jam

I don’t really care

well idk what to do soooo i need you to choose

banned bee

well idk what to do soooo i need you to choose

Dude idk what are the choices

Wade

Funni

Nah but they anger quick when I talk about my mother

well should it be something about you or

bro i have to change my bracelet with your initial on it now

Idk if you want, I just wanted to change it and couldn’t think of something else and nahhhh I’ll probably use both lol

jordan could be your middle name?

sam not jam

Nah but they anger quick when I talk about my mother

Talk about ur mother

banned bee

yeahhhh

Btw your super pretty

Also sorry I had to help my mom get things out the back of her truck

it's alright i figured you'd be back

i can't stop thinking about that adorable picture you showed me the other day

you looked SOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE

Dude you making me act adorable lol

Bro did a face reveal

Wade

Bro did a face reveal

Pretty much just for bee lol

sam not jam

Te amo, mi chica

eeeeeeeeeee

sam not jam

Pretty much just for bee lol

heheh

banned bee

eeeeeeeeeee

You love my Spanish and I love your French

nopeeeee i love you moreeeeeeeeeeeeee

i need to find my letter beads they have gone missing

Cronge

banned bee

i need to find my letter beads they have gone missing

Amazing lol

U do kno this is a public post right

Cool ima start spamming cuz I’m bored

Spablam

i just say that ironically now idk

Daniel what r u thoughts on da Holy Roman Empire?

Wade

Daniel what r u thoughts on da Holy Roman Empire?

No

help i have lipstick on my hand

How dare u turn ur back on da Holy Roman Empire

banned bee

help i have lipstick on my hand

Imagine it was on me

*throwing up sounds*

Wade

How dare u turn ur back on da Holy Roman Empire

They didn’t have a death star

banned bee

that would be better

Definitely

sam not jam

Definitely

im gonna do that to you sometime

banned bee

im gonna do that to you sometime

Please do

but ngl it'd look better if i shared it with you

And I’m guessing you don’t mean in a friendly friend way

remember the picture i sent of what ellie did to sean

you would look adorable like that too

Also wanna hear an amazing dialogue thing

“Imagine I died” -me “I’d rather not” -possum *laughter*

Also here’s a quote for you quote list

Sorry I fell asleep I thought y'all would be back sooner haha

sorry i completely forgot to come back, i got really invested in the show my brother was watching

what are we going to do about the childs name now

wanna hear something funny related to that

so in the play i wrote for theatre my main character's name is juniper, and this girl that sits across from me got all confused by the name and was like "why don't you just name her samantha and call her sam?"

Ooooh lol also why not name her juniper lol

she found it hard to believe that it was a real name

she's not very smart though sooo

she still hasn't finished writing her play and it was due yesterday

may your user should be mayhasacoolname

banned bee

may your user should be mayhasacoolname

Yessssss

we all have 3 letter names kinda

And I kinda want a cute nickname but my name doesn't have any

are you still in possession of my middle name

Also you have a threatening nickname

MayWantsACoolName

May fits me very well I think

indeed

people call me buzz sometimes lmao

sam not jam

Also you have a threatening nickname

Maime

banned bee

people call me buzz sometimes lmao

Buzz buzz

buzz lightyear is my personal favorite

my friend that threatened to beat you with a bad of frozen tilapia calls me buzz lightyear

Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

sam not jam

Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

Bro thinks he's Matt rose

sam not jam

Also my brother unitonicaly says skull emoji verbally and also I’ve never had tilapia

reid?

MayWantsACoolName

Bro thinks he's Matt rose

Who dat

sam not jam

And yea

WAIT DO I KNOW YOUR BROTHER'S FULL NAME

sam not jam

Who dat

A YouTuber who really likes saying skull emoji

banned bee

WAIT DO I KNOW YOUR BROTHER'S FULL NAME

Yes

MayWantsACoolName

A YouTuber who really likes saying skull emoji

Weird

also it's really funny when my friend's name gets mispronounced by a sub

yea cause her name is ximena and they always say it with a z sound 😭

banned bee

yea cause her name is ximena and they always say it with a z sound 😭

I just did 😭

MayWantsACoolName

COD IS SO MUCH BETTER

YES YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN FISH

sam not jam

How you say it

with an h

MayWantsACoolName

YES YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN FISH

I LIKE COD KINDA

and our theatre teacher is like the only one who pronounces it right

banned bee

with an h

That doesn't make sense 💀 why is it spelled like that

so she usually goes by her middle name which is alexis

MayWantsACoolName

That doesn't make sense 💀 why is it spelled like that

Ikr make it Jimena

banned bee

so she usually goes by her middle name which is alexis

OOOOOH I LOVE THAT

but she doesn't react to it as well lol so bram (theatre teacher) has started calling her ximena again

it's funny though cause she's not used to teachers callling her that

MayWantsACoolName

Who is possum

My amazing friend who’s also my sister now

sam not jam

My amazing friend who’s also my sister now

Oh cool

She my trans instructor and amazing friend

Should I put my mask as my pfp again

Also Wade is my ex friend who’s not really my friend but he is my friend

But I am attempting to violate him

Salty_possum

alr lol

I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

Wade

I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

He calls May no no words

Wade

I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

makes sense

So does Dagger

Salty_possum

makes sense

Possummmmnm

So does everyone

Wade

I’m awesome and have lots of friends, they’re just jealous of me

who would ever be jealous of a transphobic twat like you

banned bee

who would ever be jealous of a transphobic twat like you

Transphobic and proud

Wade

Transphobic and proud

oh now we have a problemo

U wanna call me trainsphobic do it, I’ll own it.

Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

MayWantsACoolName

Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

Ikr like I’m openly trans out herr

MayWantsACoolName

Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

We don’t like you, that’d why

MayWantsACoolName

Also are we ever going to talk about how y'all are exclusively transphobic to me for the most part 💀 what is that about

I mean not to sound like a whiny bitch but

Calling me a tranny kinda makes you an asshole. Also I'm not a boy and never will be, live with it

MayWantsACoolName

Calling me a tranny kinda makes you an asshole. Also I'm not a boy and never will be, live with it

Ur a boy, Dagger is based, and don’t care

Wade

Ur a boy, Dagger is based, and don’t care

Nahhhh

U are tho biologically

sam not jam

Then so am j

Exactly

Salty_possum

shes not tho

Dick rider

Wade

Dick rider

no dick energy from this one

guys how much ya wanna bet it's internalized transphobia

banned bee

guys how much ya wanna bet it's internalized transphobia

OMG YES

Dagger is based

let's just act like he's not here

Jake I’d based

Ethan is based

We’re all basd

banned bee

let's just act like he's not here

Deal bc possum loves the memes, she’s laughing a bunch

sam not jam

Deal bc possum loves the memes, she’s laughing a bunch

sssshhhhhhhh

yall are so lucky you can call

sam not jam

I hear you cackling over the mic

no u dont

banned bee

yall are so lucky you can call

Ikr I wish we could

MayWantsACoolName

I wish I could call y'all

Y’all should get discord and make fake names

i would need my mom's ipad and for no one to be home

banned bee

i would need my mom's ipad and for no one to be home

Fair enougg

sam not jam

Y’all should get discord and make fake names

Bit hard to explain why I'm talking to strangers isn't it?

MayWantsACoolName

Bit hard to explain why I'm talking to strangers isn't it?

School friend

sam not jam

School friend

I'm homeschooled. There is no school that's why I'm so stupid and uneducated lol

MayWantsACoolName

I'm homeschooled. There is no school that's why I'm so stupid and uneducated lol

Fair enoughhh

MayWantsACoolName

I'm homeschooled. There is no school that's why I'm so stupid and uneducated lol

guess im stupid and uneducated too!

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Salty_possum

guess im stupid and uneducated too!

It's not all homeschool, it's my parents reading books about how gays are responsible for the decline of America and calling it school 💀

am i the only one who goes to actual public school

THEY ARE

MayWantsACoolName

It's not all homeschool, it's my parents reading books about how gays are responsible for the decline of America and calling it school 💀

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow thats. wooooooowwwww

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