Morning Greeting

heyyyy

hiii

hruu

i love ur profile btw

i’m good hbuuuu

awwww tyyyyy

ugh im so pissed rn

whyyy

or 2 days ago

idk

wait i didn’t see this

oh geez

what happened?

imma crack his neck

bro what an asshole wtf

ikrrr

whats goin on?

whos neck we cracking bbg

the bastards neck

whos basterds

why?

uhm obvious

ohur

for me?

ofccc

i love you sm <#

<3

<33

im cramping

nooooo

yup :(

get a heating pad

if you got one

its not that bad

ohh

Hi

I'm back for now

wsp parker

cosur e

Ello ello

Nthn much

Tf this mean?

Bad morning my ngers

Tf ur name...

I don't know, what IS my name??

Mind saying it for me? I got Alzheimer's

Mmm

I'm good

I don't really want to say that...

I really... really do.. PLEASE... DO THIS ONE THING FOR ME- NGH~

SAY

MY

FUCKING

NAME

cosmur

cosmo

Ojjj

Ew...

And I'm good

hey parker

mal

yea?

Hey girllllll

My name is crazy

funniest shit ever

.

hruuuuuu

im alive twin

What the FUCK dude...

op

good

it made me laugh

don’t do that again

pls

but the drugs dindt even make me happy

like

dindt do shit

lmao mbmb heyyyyyy bbggggg

then there’s no need to do it again :D

Hhheeeeeeeyyyyyy gurrrrrllllll

Wspp

hruuuuu queeeeennnnnn

yes ma'ammm

I'm chilllllinnnnnnnn wbu bbg

i’m okkk i’m kinda sick tho

Good kitty

Dang hopefully you recover soon

tyty

i hate being sick cus it makes me lips dry

cus my nose so stuffed i unconsciously breathe outta my mouth esp when i sleep

i lowk think ima unblock jaeden

why’d you block him

he chated on me

then don’t

No

but hes so sweet

No

and hes so nice to meeeee

Kitty do not do that

and hes so perfectt

he’s not

and he has such a nice voice

Nah huh

He cheated

he’s not

Not perfect

sweet perfect guys are loyal

Mhm

:<

yk it girlllll

It's the truth

Period

frfrrrrrr

my skin so bad rn

i look gross

noo

ou look bootaul

my skin dont look good

but you doooo

you will always

why ty

You look amazing girl

ty queen

unless you rolled around in pink paint.

all you girl

then you look pink

wsp

why pink is nice

heyy

hiii

Father..

yeah?

I drugged myself last night.

Nu huh

It's true

allllll you gf

I heard from mal

Yes.

Please dont ground me

🙏

That's not good kitty

He might have to...

hes never grounded me bofre

um um um um um wtf?

First time for everything

BAHAHAHAHAH

Oh that's just a lil thing I di cuz she meows

Nothin weird meant by it

LMAO

mal is so late😭

my shit wasnt loading n i was laughing at parkers flustered reply

I haven't been flustered.

mhmm

Mhm

plaes don ground me father

🙏

Yall together or sm or was that yall joking around i is cunfuzled

cosmo nd mal?

Mhm

I'm not grounding you, but you need to learn to take care of yourself

They jokin qround

theu tg

Hey

um

Don't delete my msgs

it was by accident

Mmm

Mhm...

Mod abuse

Sure

hm

yall my sis js surprised me with a stuffed animal lmao

I a. Despised

cute

super cute

now she’s exploring my bedroom

Duper cute

we do joke around but we are legit together

Wait you and mal?

um yeah

Damn how long

Congratulations

who do you think the special spaghetti monster in my bio is

1 day

I dun check bios si that didn't help me

How much lore did i miss

the girl in my bio is mal

so like

not really a joke

i found out yesterdayyy

yeah

it scares me

hey its fine, okay?

don’t be scaredddd

we’re gonna be ok

i love you both very much and it worries mee

we're just trying it out and we're seeing what's gonna happen

im sorry😭

You better treat her right

mal, check the doc rq

they better treat eachother right.

oki doki

always do

I trust Mal in that regard

i know you do malll

cosmo dose too.

(yes we have a doc, and no, there's no weird shit In it. mostly)

Cosmo is a goid guy

mal trusts me

he’s good dw

Good*

I trust her

hold on

wait, are we now an actual power couple on wje?

Mmm I trust you girlll

wtf dose power ciuple mean

yessir i do

mb guys my sis was going through all my shit

She good?

Oh wait nvn

she found my baby pics and thought they were her cus “it was too cute to be me”

i saw that muahaha

DAMN

Dang

My phone finna die so ttyl gfffffff

did not mean to go capslock

byeeeee gfffffff cya laterrrrr

ima go find a new bf.

Cyaaaaaa

It fits better in all caps anyways

bro I hate accidently deleting comments

You can't just find them

Mod abuse

You have to get to know em first

Like talk w them for a bit first

frfrfr

exactly

dude same lmao

i've been talking to mal privately on a doc for the past month and a half

Mod abuse ×2

so like

Shall we start a coup

alr bro

yall my sis js asks if my va has feathers

cat*

i didn’t ee

see

maybe for the best

It is a reasonable action against this foul treatment on us normal people

lmao okkkkk

Yea ...m

im finding a new bf before tdy ends

I put it on the doc

that’s not a good mentality..

😭

Sounds good

muahaha

yeah

is ok

ill just find someone and like

I ain't keepin no secrets from you. u scare me

be in a relationship

Cosmo ground her

NO

that’s not good tho

what are you scared of lmao

I ban you from going on the weird chats you always go on to look for sexual gratification

You cant just get a partner that fast. You have to buildup the relationship

um, you. duh

WHAT

Ur a girl boss he should be afraid of you

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

why tho goofy

damn straight

I DONT GO ON TEEN CHAT ANYMORE

DOSE THAT MEAN I CANT GO ON XBOX IF THEY WEIRD???

im not allowed to talk to ai????

Oh they really weird

I've seen the msgs befire

what about the non weird onessssss

COSMO

:<

um yeah I can

i’m sorry for you

but..

can i still talk to people on xbox? what if they arent weird??

sure

i can still talk to poeple on xbox!! YAYAYY

so no like.. teen chat? or... stuff like that..?

yeah. none of that

....

well thats not how i was going to find a boyfriend so HAH

no random ahh guys being your bf

yeah

WAHT

THATS NOT FIAR

She just finds someone that says something on xbox

no random guys from the internet

SHES NOT MY MOM

Aye if yall ngas got some time, read my new post

*irony*

no but he’s apparently scared of me so ha

you ain’t random ahh

how long tdo i have to talk to them before thye arent random :<

She's ur step mom now..

NO

Yeah cuz cosmo ur dad

i known you for like a crazy long while

Talking to weirdos on the internet is as dangerous as joining a gang

fr

kinda am tho

:p

shut

crazy lmao

He Saud it

Mod abuse

cosmoooooooooooo

s true

Hehe

ofc it is i’m always right

COSMO

HOW LONG

DO I HAVE TO KNOW SOMEONE

he gone

dml.

fml.

Uhhhh a week or two? That work mal?

...

yeah that’s good

i said i dindnt want a new mommy :<

But a week is if you talk with them not just hi and gn and shit

Your current mommy is good enough?

parker your not my dad

i’m not your mother but i’m still gonna give my opinion

He'll no

cus dating guys you don’t actually know isn’t wise

I ain't yo dad

that’s how you get hurt

Mhm

Fr

YOUR DATING MY FATHER

Fr they could be old people

She just doesn't learn