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    • HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ok

    oh that? that's a ninjago character

    help whats happening

    Bro idk. he keeps saying im a furry

    rat

    help whats happening

    Hi friend!

    Hii

    Emma 🐺

    Neptune ♆

    are you retarded? can you read?

    furry

    rat

    Emma 🐺

    Hi emma! My name is CatLettuce

    Kriegsman

    furry

    you dumb little retarded bald headed no father looking ass.

    Dude can we like

    Neptune ♆

    you dumb little retarded bald headed no father looking ass.

    stfu

    not call people furries like

    Im not tryna start shi but can we literally just not call people a furry for no reason 😭😭😭

    is liking a character from a LEGO show

    rat

    Im not tryna start shi but can we literally just not call people a furry for no reason 😭😭😭

    I'm maybe a therian

    CatLettuce

    I'm maybe a therian

    epic

    I mean I don't have masks/do quads bc sensory wise it bugs me, but i do have therian-like characteristics :3

    CatLettuce

    I'm maybe a therian

    furry

    Retard. sped kid. dumb ass ten year old. this is why your mother doesn't love you. this is why your dad fucked the dog. this is why your teachers even hate you. how about you grow the fuck up.

    Neptune ♆

    Retard. sped kid. dumb ass ten year old. this is why your mother doesn't love you. this is why your dad fucked the dog. this is why your teachers even hate you. how about you grow the fuck up.

    Yo, chill out

    i remeber when i used to go to school in netanya and they used to show stuff witht the bamba baby

    but if you have a trader joes nearby, there's an offbrand trader-joes one. Or just go to any european or kosher section in a food store in a place that has a jewish community

    Cosmo idk

    it's an israeli snack

    GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

    Neptune ♆

    Retard. sped kid. dumb ass ten year old. this is why your mother doesn't love you. this is why your dad fucked the dog. this is why your teachers even hate you. how about you grow the fuck up.

    mf he is say he is LITERALLY KIND OF A FURRY

    Cosmo, are you able to acsess WJE lounge?

    Kriegsman

    mf he is say he is LITERALLY KIND OF A FURRY

    not really

    arsonisfun

    who's a furry

    the guy with the red pfp thinks me and catlettuce are furries

    ✨Jassy✨

    ARSONNNNNNNNN

    HIIIII

    Neptune ♆
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    MF ITS THE SAME THING

    Neptune ♆

    the guy with the red pfp thinks me and catlettuce are furries

    oh

    Kriegsman

    MF ITS THE SAME THING

    Its not.

    where did the furry allegations come from

    fr nothing. its because of 'my pfp'

    its a character. he doesnt even have FUR. he has SCALES

    wait that's not a furry at all

    so I cant draw mermaids anymore like damn

    fur-ries it says fur in the name dude

    arsonisfun

    fur-ries it says fur in the name dude

    Furries are so chill

    omgyou do? awesome. you're cool bro.

    arsonisfun

    I love Ninjago tho

    my brother started watching it and I sat with himm

    CatLettuce

    Furries are so chill

    tbh I've never met one but I hear they're kinda nice

    ✨Jassy✨

    my brother started watching it and I sat with himm

    it was my childhood showww

    arsonisfun

    tbh I've never met one but I hear they're kinda nice

    not the ones at me school

    arsonisfun

    tbh I've never met one but I hear they're kinda nice

    I mean I'm a therian... I mean I don't do quads/wear masks but I identify as one kinda

    arsonisfun

    it was my childhood showww

    mine was dora

    Bro i'm still on it. it's so good. the newer seasons are umm.. okay ig..

    like half my childhood is just tv so I watched a lott

    Neptune ♆

    Bro i'm still on it. it's so good. the newer seasons are umm.. okay ig..

    lmao

    CatLettuce

    Ninjago is a kids show though

    I'd still unironically watch it rn

    Real like I still watch gravity falls and I'm 16

    CatLettuce

    Ninjago is a kids show though

    erm..

    CatLettuce

    Real like I still watch gravity falls and I'm 16

    SAME

    ✨Jassy✨

    I love gravity falls

    YES

    NO CUZ B4 THIS BOOK UPDATE EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING ON ITT

    arsonisfun

    NO CUZ B4 THIS BOOK UPDATE EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING ON ITT

    I used to talk about old shows I watched and nobody said gravity falls I was always so saltyyy

    if you love gravity falls your automatically my bestie

    Would you guys like to call sometime soon?

    CatLettuce

    Would you guys like to call sometime soon?

    what time

    ✨Jassy✨

    if you love gravity falls your automatically my bestie

    I guess we are besties! And for that, I will follow you

    arsonisfun

    yesss

    You are the 7th person I follow

    ✨Jassy✨

    if you love gravity falls your automatically my bestie

    🤑hey bestie

    CatLettuce

    You are the 7th person I follow

    I'll follow u back

    arsonisfun

    I'll follow u back

    Oh yipee!

    Cosmo idk

    arsooon

    Can we talk on wje loung

    boo

    hii

    hallooo

    idk y but I keep seeing so many new ppl

    Neptune ♆
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    not the brain rottt

    WHO IS HAWK TUAH

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    Neptune ♆

    rat isnt new, shes never rlly on

    ohh makes sense then

    rat

    WHO IS HAWK TUAH

    you gotta spit on that thang

    rat

    WHO IS HAWK TUAH

    SPIT ON THAT THANG

    HEJFES

    HELO

    HELP

    YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT H A W K T U A H AND SPIT ON THAT THANG

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    WHAT

    arsonisfun

    guy what does a hawk say

    TUAHHH

    Neptune ♆
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    the way I immediately recognized a03

    srry. accidently stepped on my computers cord and it died

    rat

    WHAT

    ignore tht last comment

    Cosmo idk

    srry. accidently stepped on my computers cord and it died

    Alr soon I responded

    arsonisfun

    the way I immediately recognized a03

    HELP

    Cosmo idk

    srry. accidently stepped on my computers cord and it died

    💀

    Neptune ♆

    HELP

    chat am I cooked?

    ao3 >>>>>>>>>>> wattpad

    wattpad ruined my life

    arsonisfun

    Wattpad is just for horny ppl

    preach

    ao3 is wacky and i love it

    rat

    ao3 is wacky and i love it

    frr

    My friend dared me to read mpreg MHA a03 smut fanfic to my dad

    Neptune ♆

    but i dont write horny hsit

    "harder mr skibidi"

    CatLettuce

    My friend dared me to read mpreg MHA a03 smut fanfic to my dad

    WHAT

    rat

    "harder mr skibidi"

    FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

    HEHEHEHE

    i wanna bet there bran rot fics in there

    Read larry the cucumber x jesus its sooooo skibidi 😍😍😍😍😍 /j

    i wrote a brainrot fic between skibidi toilet and femboy obama having sex

    rat

    Read larry the cucumber x jesus its sooooo skibidi 😍😍😍😍😍 /j

    WHAT

    Neptune ♆

    i wrote a brainrot fic between skibidi toilet and femboy obama having sex

    ALSO WHAT

    rat

    Read larry the cucumber x jesus its sooooo skibidi 😍😍😍😍😍 /j

    STOP

    ITS A REAL THING GUYS

    IVE SEEN IT

    arsonisfun

    NOOO

    He didn't even understand it lmfao

    arsonisfun

    ALSO WHAT

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/56099449

    i need to rewrite the one thing I have posted on ao3 smh

    Neptune ♆

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/56099449

    "hot anal sex" wtf

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/49209772/chapters/124168174

    arsonisfun

    "hot anal sex" wtf

    I'm deleting my search history fs

    "Ohhh Mister Skibidi!!! harder!!!" Obama screamed as Skibidi toilet pumped his 69-centimeter cock deep inside his tight femboy badussy.

    "beg for it, Obama!!" Skibidi demanded! "or I will PUNISH you for being a BAD BOYY "

    Obama: "*Begs*"

    Skibidi toilet got angry because obama didn't beg hard enough.

    He started fucking him harder

    "BEG HARDR!!1!! SLUT!1!!" Skibidi shouted.

    "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-senpaiee!11!!!!~" Obama moaned

    Obama died because he was fucked too hard by mister skibidi.

    Neptune ♆

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/49209772/chapters/124168174

    YEAH THAT

    Cosmo idk

    "Ohhh Mister Skibidi!!! harder!!!" Obama screamed as Skibidi toilet pumped his 69-centimeter cock deep inside his tight femboy badussy.

    "beg for it, Obama!!" Skibidi demanded! "or I will PUNISH you for being a BAD BOYY "

    Obama: "*Begs*"

    Skibidi toilet got angry because obama didn't beg hard enough.

    He started fucking him harder

    "BEG HARDR!!1!! SLUT!1!!" Skibidi shouted.

    "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-senpaiee!11!!!!~" Obama moaned

    Obama died because he was fucked too hard by mister skibidi.

    What the fuck?

    Cosmo idk

    "Ohhh Mister Skibidi!!! harder!!!" Obama screamed as Skibidi toilet pumped his 69-centimeter cock deep inside his tight femboy badussy.

    "beg for it, Obama!!" Skibidi demanded! "or I will PUNISH you for being a BAD BOYY "

    Obama: "*Begs*"

    Skibidi toilet got angry because obama didn't beg hard enough.

    He started fucking him harder

    "BEG HARDR!!1!! SLUT!1!!" Skibidi shouted.

    "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-senpaiee!11!!!!~" Obama moaned

    Obama died because he was fucked too hard by mister skibidi.

    LMAOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUK

    ABHJbS

    love that

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/59183680

    Neptune ♆

    sadly yes

    You are so weird!

    Theres worse

    Neptune ♆

    this one is the BEST

    cant read it rn but whats it about

    arsonisfun

    cant read it rn but whats it about

    uhh ninjago. and uhh... killing

    Neptune ♆

    uhh ninjago. and uhh... killing

    IS IT THE ONE WHERE HE KILLS HIS FRIEND OR WTV

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    "OH MY GOODNESS, GRACIOUS!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

    “What seems to be troubling you, MOTHER????????” Y/n says as her neck makes a crusty snapping noise when she turns her disgusting head towards her mother. “We have to move to Edgarland.”

    “EDGARLAND?!?!” “I am so sorry, my ugly rat daughter, but I got a new job at Karen’s Essential Oils!!” "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!"Y/n screams, making her mom's ears bleed before stomping back to her room.

    “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I don’t wanna go to EDGARLAND!!! UGH!!” Y/n says to herself. She would rather DIE than move to Edgarland. All of the girly girls live there.

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUIGGILY DIGGILY QUANDALE DINGLEY RAT!!” Y/n’s mother screams from the living room. “I’m going to run away!” Y/n the stupid cockroach pick-me girl says from her trashy, disgusting, dusty, musty, crusty, rusty room. She doesn’t have the balls actually to run away though. She wouldn't last 3 milliseconds in the wild.

    "I do not care." Y/n's mom says as she types violently on her knockoff laptop.

    "YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHER EVER!!! I HATE YOU!!"

    Y/n is a very ungrateful roach.

    Y/n's dad walked into the room from the kitchen. "I am going to the store! I will be back very soon! Bye!!" He said as he sped walked out of the door and immediately almost got hit by a car.

    As Y/n watched her dad leave, Everyone in her entire neighborhood suddenly died because they all got Ligma.

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    I WROTE THAT HAHAHHA

    Cosmo idk

    "OH MY GOODNESS, GRACIOUS!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

    “What seems to be troubling you, MOTHER????????” Y/n says as her neck makes a crusty snapping noise when she turns her disgusting head towards her mother. “We have to move to Edgarland.”

    “EDGARLAND?!?!” “I am so sorry, my ugly rat daughter, but I got a new job at Karen’s Essential Oils!!” "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!"Y/n screams, making her mom's ears bleed before stomping back to her room.

    “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I don’t wanna go to EDGARLAND!!! UGH!!” Y/n says to herself. She would rather DIE than move to Edgarland. All of the girly girls live there.

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUIGGILY DIGGILY QUANDALE DINGLEY RAT!!” Y/n’s mother screams from the living room. “I’m going to run away!” Y/n the stupid cockroach pick-me girl says from her trashy, disgusting, dusty, musty, crusty, rusty room. She doesn’t have the balls actually to run away though. She wouldn't last 3 milliseconds in the wild.

    "I do not care." Y/n's mom says as she types violently on her knockoff laptop.

    "YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHER EVER!!! I HATE YOU!!"

    Y/n is a very ungrateful roach.

    Y/n's dad walked into the room from the kitchen. "I am going to the store! I will be back very soon! Bye!!" He said as he sped walked out of the door and immediately almost got hit by a car.

    As Y/n watched her dad leave, Everyone in her entire neighborhood suddenly died because they all got Ligma.

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    RATS STORY

    Cosmo idk

    "OH MY GOODNESS, GRACIOUS!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

    “What seems to be troubling you, MOTHER????????” Y/n says as her neck makes a crusty snapping noise when she turns her disgusting head towards her mother. “We have to move to Edgarland.”

    “EDGARLAND?!?!” “I am so sorry, my ugly rat daughter, but I got a new job at Karen’s Essential Oils!!” "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!"Y/n screams, making her mom's ears bleed before stomping back to her room.

    “GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I don’t wanna go to EDGARLAND!!! UGH!!” Y/n says to herself. She would rather DIE than move to Edgarland. All of the girly girls live there.

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUIGGILY DIGGILY QUANDALE DINGLEY RAT!!” Y/n’s mother screams from the living room. “I’m going to run away!” Y/n the stupid cockroach pick-me girl says from her trashy, disgusting, dusty, musty, crusty, rusty room. She doesn’t have the balls actually to run away though. She wouldn't last 3 milliseconds in the wild.

    "I do not care." Y/n's mom says as she types violently on her knockoff laptop.

    "YOU'RE THE WORST MOTHER EVER!!! I HATE YOU!!"

    Y/n is a very ungrateful roach.

    Y/n's dad walked into the room from the kitchen. "I am going to the store! I will be back very soon! Bye!!" He said as he sped walked out of the door and immediately almost got hit by a car.

    As Y/n watched her dad leave, Everyone in her entire neighborhood suddenly died because they all got Ligma.

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    this is so me (I'm y/n)

    HELP

    "A Coliseum? Why would you want to go there?" Arin asked. Recently there have been rumors of a Coliseum being built and tons of people wanting to join it. Why would anyone want to do that?

    "I've heard things about it, It might be cool, who knows?" I said casually. I grabbed my bag and walked to the doors of the Monastery. "You two coming or not?"

    Sora and Arin looked at each other and back at me. "Sure," Sora replied. "How bad can it be?"

    ------------------------------------------------------

    It was bad, very bad. I didn't know it was one where you like... KILL your opponent!!

    The announcer came on:

    "And without further ado, our favorite champion... The Former King of the Endless Sea!!!"

    The crowd roared.

    King of... The Endless... sea? But the King of the Endless Sea is Benthomaar!! Why would he be fighting here in this place of madness?! Then I saw him on the Screens above the Coliseum. It IS him. No, this can't be right! He would never harm a soul. Never.

    He's fighting the other guy, I hope he doesn't get hurt... he slashed and thrust his spear at the opponent, leaving scratches and wounds that most likely won't heal quickly. He slashed down and... he... HE SPLIT HIM IN HALF!!! What has gotten into him?! I need to get Benthomaar out of here, NOW.

    "We need to get him out of there. We have to, I bet he's being forced into this!!!" I yell. Sora and Arin look pretty confused. "Sensei... who is he?" Sora asked.

    I sigh. "My friend, Benthomaar. I remember when he saved us. I remember watching his father die- I remember everything we ever did together! The other ninja and I were everything to him. Everything."

    ------------------------------------------------------

    I found him! He's right there, sitting outside of the Coliseum. "Bentho!! Hey, you okay?" I asked while putting a hand on his shoulder. He whipped around with a crazed look on his face. He's COVERED in blood and scars. He grabbed my wrist. "WHO ARE YOU?! Get AWAY from me!!!" He yelled. "Don't make me get the guards!!!"

    What's gotten into him? has he gone mad?

    I chuckle dryly. "Ben... It's me, Lloyd! Don't you remember me?" I cup his cheek with my free hand gently, trying to calm him down, in a platonic way-

    "Lloyd? I don't know anyone by that name. Get out of my sight!" He swats my hand. "What happened to you?! Where's my sweet, kind-hearted Benthomaar I once knew?" He glared at me. He really has lost it, he doesn't remember me.

    "I am NOT sweet, I am not 'kind-hearted'. My purpose is to KILL and DESTROY anything that gets in my way. That includes crazed FANS like you." He shoves me to the ground and gets in my face. "And if you ever come to me... with your dumb little lies again... I will shove my spear SO far up your a-" I push him off of me. "BENTHOMAAR! Get a GRIP. This isn't you! What happened to you? Please just please get it together... I miss the old you, the nice you, the sweet you."

    He grabs my gi and whispers in my ear. "You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to take you to the boss. maybe he'll put you in the Coliseum to FIGHT for your life. the people here get pretty crazy, too." He cackles and brings his face to mine. "Maybe then you'll think straight. You dumb little Ninja."

    ----------------------------------------------------------

    I have to fight for my life. I have to KILL people, this is terrifying.

    The announcer came on again

    "He's back! and against the newest opponent! The so-called 'Legendary GREEN NINJA!!!'. Who will win??"

    I have to fight Bentho? No! No no no no!!! I don't want to kill him! there's still time, I can help him!! He stared at me from across the arena with some sort of feral HUNGER. He looks so scary now... I just want the old him back.

    He charges at me with his spear and I dodge it. "Bentho! Please you don't have to do this!! You know me!"

    "I don't know you, I don't NEED to know who you are. All I know is that you should DIE!!!" His spear pierces my skin. I then realize that he doesn't remember anything. Tears well up in my eyes, I realize that the only way to get out of here is to either let him kill me or... I have to kill him...

    After fighting and fighting I got him to a wall.

    "I'm sorry Ben... I'll miss you dearly..."

    I drove my sword through his heart and he collapsed, He's dead...

    "I'm sorry... I-" I choke as I start to bawl. "I'm so so sorry!!! I... I'm sorry... I'm Sorry..." I rest my head on his bleeding chest and cry.

    Goodbye, friend... forever.

    "Have fun in heaven for me, will you?"

    End...

    I wanted to let you guys know that Cupcake is gonna get in trouble soon

    nah b4 a03 y'all did have a Wattpad phase tho right?

    goodbyemadison

    I wanted to let you guys know that Cupcake is gonna get in trouble soon

    erm oh no

    arsonisfun

    nah b4 a03 y'all did have a Wattpad phase tho right?

    unfortunately yes smh

    arsonisfun

    nah b4 a03 y'all did have a Wattpad phase tho right?

    YES

    arsonisfun

    cuz mine was cringe asf

    a03 was down for matenince so I went back cuz I was bored and oh Lord my comments

    goodbyemadison
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    daaang

    I keep getting notifications on wattpad cuz of my old comments

    I commented so regularly that ppl recognize dme

    arsonisfun

    I keep getting notifications on wattpad cuz of my old comments

    Real except on freaking deviantart 😭😭 i never commented on wattpad

    I STILL GET NOTIFS FROM PEOPLE LIKING THEM

    yea no I hit them with the "*runs away*"

    I was roleplaying in the fucking comments I cant

    "heh... I'll treat you good......" fiddlestick said w ith smirk.... he's hot daddy alpha sigma,..

    "omg please! get me preggant!" omega ford say. s. They were getting railed.... yeah. trust.

    "nghghghghgh fiddlefuck !!! ur dingaling is bigger than the twin towers.... combine.d!!" WHORE!!! whatever.

    fiddle stickcums big load into ford bussy..... woat.!

    moenirnf later!

    ford doe pregnant cy test... rtw o line!

    "fiddeldor what does two line mean!" omg.... "YOURE BOYPREGNANT!!!"

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a twist...

    omg... *belly grows realllag big.* "EEK IM HAVING CONTRACTION!!!!!" ford anguish.. his pee hole grows baby sized...

    "MY WATER BROKEHELO!!!!" omg.. fiddlrord picks him up bridal style...... takes him to car shoves him in the trucik.. trunk! drives 200mph..

    they go to hospital.... nurse confuse... "how are you pregant ylrur a man!!" "are you homoph0obvi 🤬!??!?!?!?" "eeek no!!!"

    ford get rushed to hiopsital room, nurse lift up leg. s "OMG I SEE TGHE HEAD!!" fiddelfrod passees out.

    babyh pop s oyut. (it is me.) "WHY IS YOUR BABY ASIAN." ching cho. stfu. "MAYBE GENETICS!!! im .0002 percent southea stasian!" ford SHUTUPP!

    "girl yo baby ugly as haill!!" "NO HE . SHES NOY!" ok.

    ford tkake baby home with fiddleufkc . baby gro wup. thye all die tge end.!!"

    explodes cutely

    HELO

    HELLO

    ford x fiddleford mcgucket mpreg penisbirth oneshot 🥰

    ARE YOU HOMOPH0OBVI?!?!?!?

    MY WATER BROKEHELO!!!!" omg.. fiddlrord picks him up bridal style...... takes him to car shoves him in the trucik.. trunk! drives 200mph..

    trucik

    babyh pop s oyut. (it is me.) "WHY IS YOUR BABY ASIAN." ching cho. stfu. "MAYBE GENETICS!!! im .0002 percent southea stasian!" ford SHUTUPP!

    Utmost Cisticola