Mornin'.

moanin

morning

i bet you do that a lot with wade.

damn right I do

UNGH~

wai

i missed them

whatd they say

jakers

muahahahaha

heyyyy whatd they sayyyyy

lemme seeeeee

do it

restore them

do it

dooo itttttt

>:D

heyyyyy do ittttttttt

i wanna see what you saidddddddd

smh 😔

😔

SMH

😋

GAY.

nope

YES.

NO.

YES.

YOU DONT LOVE ME.

SMH.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING

LIES

YOU LOVE WADE MORE THAN ME

Wsg

hi

NOPE

shadow > silver

it's canonical that shadow's better than silver he smoked him with that kick to the head in 06

YUP

NOPE

jakers wanna know sum crazy i discovered last night

YES

that I love you more than you love me?

no.

no haha

that i have way too many rings

oooooh

well

i put them all in a mug and that doesn’t seem TOO insane

better be prepared for at least one more 🤭🤭🤭

oooooh pretty!

BUT LOOKIT THIS

THATS EXCESSIVE

lmao I sound like fuckin gollum

"MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS"

it’ll be the best one i’ve ever owned 🤭

lmao

I have an excessive number of CDs

😔

thats a cool thing to have

I also have an excessive amount of dictionaries and thesauruses

i have too many rings and i don’t even wear them

i wear the same 6 at all tomes

tomes

times

lmao

that’s also cool

nobody needs 4 copies of webster's new world thesaurus

i think its cool smh

the coolest one is my rhyming dictionary which tells me which words rhyme with other words

which is quite handy for poetry

but I DON'T need so many thesauruses

well I THINK ITS COOL

IM PUTTING MY COFFEE IN MY HALLOWEEN MUG

well I THINK *YOU'RE* COOL

WHICH IS EXTRA EPIC WITH MY FALL NAILS

MUAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHA

i think youre cooler

I must get it from you

no

cus cus

yeah

i always thought you were cool

smh

well I always thought you were cool too

nuh uh

and you're like GENUINELY cool

dont lie

I just pretend to be cool

no the fuck im not

i think youre cool no matter what

yes the fuck you are

nope

OMG

MY BROTHER

THE 2 YEAR OLD

GOT VANS

HELL YEAHHHHH

TEACH EM YOUNG

OMG MADY CAN I MAKE OUR CHILDREN WEAR VANS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ignore my dads toes in the background lmfao

LIKE THE CUTE LITTLE BABY VANS

THEY'RE SO ADORABLE

I WILL JOIN YOU IN MAKING THEM WEAR VANS

dawgs

OUR KIDS WILL WEAR VANS

THEYRE THE BEST

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

YAYAYAYAYAYA

i said ignore them lmfao

FOCUS ON THE VANS

I ALSO

OUR KIDS

WILL NOT BE THOSE KIDS WHO WILL ONLY WEAR LIKE LEGGINGS OR SWEATPANTS

THEY NEED TO BE RAISED IN BAGGY JEANS

AND COOL CARGO PANTS

YESSSS

OMG

I TOOK A PICTURE TO SHOW YOU

OOOOOO

BUT MY MOM USED TO DRESS ME IN THE COOLEST CLOTHES AS A CHILD

LIKE MY OUTFITS WERE SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

CUS I WAS LIKE THAT FOR AGES AND IT WAS BAD

THATS AMAZING

I'LL SHOW YOU SOME PICS AFTER CLASS

OKAY!!!!!

MY OUTFITS WERE SO CUTE

CUS MY MOM HAD ALWAYS WANTED A DAUGHTER

I WAS DRESSED LIKE A PRINCESS

but then i gained independence and my fashion was nowhere to be found.

same lmao

lmaooo

i only wore leggings

i HATED jeans

i used to cry anytime i was put in them

my parents dressed me in peak 2000s fashion as a kid

SOMEONE IS RIPPING ASS OVER HERE OH MY GOSH

thats awesome

HELP

NOOOOOO

awww

STOP OMG

I HATE wearing shorts

AT YOUTH GROUP ON WEDNESDAY

I WAS TALKING TO JACOB THE COOL YOUTH LEADER GUY

AND THEN THE MAIN YOUTH LEADER GUY CAME

AND HE STARTED TALKING

AND THEN HE LEFT

AND SUDDENLY IT SMELLED LIKE STRAIGHT DIARRHEA

ME N JACOB LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE UMMMMMM

SO BROTHER JS CAME OVER, RIPPED ASS, AND LEFT

GREAT

im watching a documentary on the milgram experiment rn

and its interesting

but theres a buzzing in the background and its like killing me

im so sensitive to random sounds

LMFAOOOO

oooh cool

yeah its for class

have you learned about the stanford prison experiment

i needa write a paragraph on it

that one's even crazier

yeah i have

that was another option for this assignment but im doing the milgram cus idk it was well as the stanford one

ah interesting interesting

ahuh ahuh

what is bro in the grey suit doing lmfao

i screenshotted at a bad time

he looks silly

very silly

secretly jorking it

"blue girl, nice day, fat neck"

BAHAHA prolly

this assignment is kinda interesting

im excited for it actually

ooooh coolllll

I loved learning about all those old psych experiments

some of them were insane 😭

yeah frrr

Did you hear about the one where they were separating kids at birth

i think so

it's so wild

they were so secretive about it too but eventually people discovered the whole thing and now the results are locked up at Yale till 2046 or smth

ohh yeah

i miss my psych class

it was awesome

my teacher was so cool too

Same

He was super goofy but really good at teaching

And also super serious about more intense topics

mine too

he also had an awesome southern accent

dude my handwriting is like

perfect rn

I love your handwriting :D

awww :D

speaking of handwriting I found a poem I wrote you but I don't think I ever actually showed you lmao

oooo rlly!

this documentary is super super interesting and sad

Yeah it was terrible 😭

dude the guy delivering the shocks is wonderful

bros flat out refusing to continue until he knows the dude being shocked is ok cus he has heart problems and was demanding that they sotp

stoop**

omfg

stop

stoop

stoooop

stawwwwp

sotppppp

yesss the next one is refusing too

what wonderful people

wooooo

woop woop

wop wop

wap wap

hm?

hm

hmmmmmmmm?

HMMM?

HMMMMMM

WHAT'D IT SAY.

wouldnt you like to know

alright fine

no more vans for our children

they'll wear THRIFTED NEWBALANCES

ha

lcuky for me

*lucky

lcuky

i can buy vans myself

I will throw them away

i restored the comment you goober

you literally wouldnt lmfao

wasn't even worth all that effort 😔😔😔

I wouldn't lmao I LOVE vans

i know lmfao

bahahahahaa exactly

and you LOVE me and wouldnt wanna make me cry

of courseeeeee

I never wanna make you cry unless it's of HAPPINESS AND JOY!

muahahahaha

youre the best

all for you <3

so gay...

imagine being grounded

<3

lmao i clipped it too

◇_◇

oh

that clip is worthless compared to what other clips of me and Wade exist

this is but a FRACTION of the true scale of homiesexuality he and I exhibitec

*exhibited

but we're not gay.