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Missed Bus Mishap

GUESS WHO MISSED THEIR BUS AND HAS TO SPEAK TO THE LEADER BC THEY GOT CAUGHT HANGING OUT WITH A 6TH GRADER?! MEEEEEE

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AND I GO UP TP THE NEAREST TEACHER (mme long asf eyelashes *SKINNY VERSION)

I WENT UP TO HER AND THE LEADER WAS THERE

SPOTIFY RN U NEED TO HEAR THE MUSIC FOR THIS

"YOU SKINNY BITCH IM GOING TO SI ON YOU OML I HATE YOU I HATE YOU THIS IS BC U WERE HANGING OUT WITH THE 11 YEAR OLD BITCH

I SAID "its not even school time any more. you guys said that we cant hang out when school is n

AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "WE HAD A TALK ABOUT THIS

HER VOLUME IS UP TO HERE WE NEED TO BRING IT DOWN A NOTCH

AND I TOLD HER "the fatass wants to speak with you

U REMEmBER THE BitCH I TOOK CHOCOlATE FROM?

CAN'T BELIVE THAT FAT BITCH WAS CRYING OVER TWO PIECES OF CHOCLATE LIKE FUCK YOU DON'T NEED ANYMORE CHOCLATE

SHE COMES OUT AN SAYS "i texted her and shes ina meeting with ronald mcdonald shes says you guys can go

AND THEN MY MOM ASKS WHY DID I MISS THE BUS

AND SHE SAID ''bc she was talking to a 6th grader

I SAY " NO THE REASON I WAS LATE WAS BC MRS BIGMAC WANTED ME TO DO FRACTIONS WITH HER BIGMACS

IT WAS WEIRD AT THE END BUT IT WAS A PLOT TWISTTTT

ORPHAN WAS GOOD BUT WHY IS THAT BITCH SO M HORNY

YEA IM AT THE PART WHERE THE THERAPIST IS AT THE FATASS MOTEL

AIGHT GIMME LIKE FIVE MOVIES TO WATCH I'LL WATCH EM TONIIGHT

FUCK MY MOMS GONNA MURDER ME ALIVE AND THIS FAT BITCH DIDN'T EVEN GET ME POPEYES

WE'RE LITERALLY CLOSE ARE WE IN A RELATIONSHIP? NO I DIDN'T THINK SO

HE NEEDED UR PERMISSION TO ADD ME (ur literal best friend) ON SNAP

IDK I DIDN'T GET TO TALK TO HIM CUZ MY MOM DRAGGED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN TO DO THEM DISHES

SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA MAKE HIM CLEAN THE ENTIRE HOUSE AT THIS RATE

I DONT WANT TO KEEP heAR u TALKING ABT AXEl