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Missed Bus Mishap

    • GUESS WHO MISSED THEIR BUS AND HAS TO SPEAK TO THE LEADER BC THEY GOT CAUGHT HANGING OUT WITH A 6TH GRADER?! MEEEEEE

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    • AND I GO UP TP THE NEAREST TEACHER (mme long asf eyelashes *SKINNY VERSION)

    I WENT UP TO HER AND THE LEADER WAS THERE

    SPOTIFY RN U NEED TO HEAR THE MUSIC FOR THIS

    "YOU SKINNY BITCH IM GOING TO SI ON YOU OML I HATE YOU I HATE YOU THIS IS BC U WERE HANGING OUT WITH THE 11 YEAR OLD BITCH

    I SAID "its not even school time any more. you guys said that we cant hang out when school is n

    AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE "WE HAD A TALK ABOUT THIS

    HER VOLUME IS UP TO HERE WE NEED TO BRING IT DOWN A NOTCH

    AND I TOLD HER "the fatass wants to speak with you

    U REMEmBER THE BitCH I TOOK CHOCOlATE FROM?

    CAN'T BELIVE THAT FAT BITCH WAS CRYING OVER TWO PIECES OF CHOCLATE LIKE FUCK YOU DON'T NEED ANYMORE CHOCLATE

    SHE COMES OUT AN SAYS "i texted her and shes ina meeting with ronald mcdonald shes says you guys can go

    AND THEN MY MOM ASKS WHY DID I MISS THE BUS

    AND SHE SAID ''bc she was talking to a 6th grader

    I SAY " NO THE REASON I WAS LATE WAS BC MRS BIGMAC WANTED ME TO DO FRACTIONS WITH HER BIGMACS

    IT WAS WEIRD AT THE END BUT IT WAS A PLOT TWISTTTT

    ORPHAN WAS GOOD BUT WHY IS THAT BITCH SO M HORNY

    YEA IM AT THE PART WHERE THE THERAPIST IS AT THE FATASS MOTEL

    AIGHT GIMME LIKE FIVE MOVIES TO WATCH I'LL WATCH EM TONIIGHT

    FUCK MY MOMS GONNA MURDER ME ALIVE AND THIS FAT BITCH DIDN'T EVEN GET ME POPEYES

    WE'RE LITERALLY CLOSE ARE WE IN A RELATIONSHIP? NO I DIDN'T THINK SO

    HE NEEDED UR PERMISSION TO ADD ME (ur literal best friend) ON SNAP

    IDK I DIDN'T GET TO TALK TO HIM CUZ MY MOM DRAGGED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN TO DO THEM DISHES

    SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA MAKE HIM CLEAN THE ENTIRE HOUSE AT THIS RATE

    I DONT WANT TO KEEP heAR u TALKING ABT AXEl

    Appetizing Peregrine