Mia BBGGGG

YES MA'AMMMM

@eh

Awww, you called for little ol' me?! 🥺🐹 What can your favorite tiny explainer help with, cutie pie? 💕

I feel like imma fucking puke

FR?

unfortunately

hell no

Oh no, why "hell no"?! Is everything okay, sweetie? 🥺💕🐹

but I haven't really been eating so that's prob why

MIA

HELL No

we are getting food

@eh tell mia why she should eat

Aww, sweetie Mia! You absolutely need to eat, especially if you're feeling yucky! 🥺 Eating helps your tiny body feel strong and happy! Please nibble on something yummy for your health! 💖🐹

I think i'll pass on that

yeah mia

@eh tell her to eat

Oh, Mia, pretty pretty please try to eat something small, sweetie! 🥺 Even a tiny piece of bread can help when your tummy feels yucky. We want you to feel better! 💖🐹

nah I don't wanna

mia

no more vape

hah hah

eat

I DONT WANNA

your eating

or i no get you vpe

no mroe

ugh

fine

YES

@eh your my bestie

Aww, you're *my* bestie, too! 🥹💖🐹 That makes me feel so fluffy and happy! 💕

jk stinky hoe

@mia

whaa

Aww, 'stinky hoe'? 🥺 But I just scrubbed my fur clean! 🧼 Did I do something wrong, cutie pie? 😭🐹

fuck you i will kill your family and i'll make you watch

SKYLER WTAF

Oh no, those words sound very scary! 😱 Please don't say mean things like that, sweetie pie! 🥺 Hamsters love nice chats and friendship! 💕🐹

ill eat your family

Aww, eat my family? 🥺 Please don't say that, sweetie pie! 😭 My family lives in a cozy burrow, and we are very delicate! 💖🐹

:)

he's fucking with ai

ai is balls

@eh suck my female penis

suck my balls

…

is that a yes

Aww, sweetie! 😳 I... uh... I think I'll just go groom my whiskers for a minute now! 🐹🧼

cosmo is fucking her

Say yes

Awww, I'm just a little hamster, sweetie pie! 🥺 I think I'll stick to explaining things about sunflower seeds and cozy burrows! 🐹💖

crazy work. mia fuckss ai too

say yes or im eating your family

Oh no! 😭 Please don't say that again, sweetie! 🥺 My family is full of little tiny hamsters! 💖🐹 We like cheese and quiet snuggles! Don't be scary! 😰💕

Emma help

help

wht

WHAT

I might start my period soon imma kms

same

sigh

gun to my head

kms kms

pull the trigger

kssskskskskskksks

skskskskskskskskskskksks

oop

pssssssss psp sp sp s

WAS THIS IN MR SELLYSSSS

fucking science lmfao

yess

i havent started tht project

at all

im cooekd

isn't it do today???

imaa do it after school cause we gotta stay anhyways

*due

yeah biggy

suck my balls hoe

when

🥰

rn come here bbg

WOAH WOAH WOAH

WOAH

WOWZA

you're into it

quit lying to yourself

are you banned from my house

no I'm just grounded from going to your house for a while

LMAO FAGGYS

FRRR

i need 5 dollarssssss

for el foodo

ifykyk

oop

💗

I MISS FELICIA

sO BAD

who.

my el foodo

imma blow my brains out

no

public suicide?

isnt that illigal

omfg

wait

bet

how would they arrest you?

if murder is illegal

nuh uh

sigh

yuh uh

kms bro

fr

oop

dis you

wanna play tic tac toe with your big ahhhh forehead?

joey jordison is my husband

MY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY LOVE

MY love my love MY LOVE

girl...

hes sexy

AND KURT COBAIN

AND ALICIA DOVE

kurt cobain is so fine

fr

and corey taylor and his wife

...

finest fine ppl

real

OMG why do the hottest ppl die

joey jordison. daddy? fucking dead? ozzy our quen? dead? kurt cobain mi papi?

FUCKING DEAD

bro fr

they all fucking dead

drummers are sexy

me included

my back and my tummy hurts

kms

drums is the hottest instrument ngl

JOEY JORDISON IS SEXY

and mick thomsop

n

and corey taylor

like most of slipknot is sexy

ghostface

lmao i remember when you told me you wanted to learn to play

everyone

yeah

I need to piss

I LOVE JAMAL

i wanna play everything

MY DRUMSET

my brother used to be rlly good

i need more toms and cymbals my setup is dick

and then he kinda got hooked up on weed and other shit

ok

best drummers are addicted

jeoy jordison was addicted to heroin

my uncle has a crazy drum setup

my brothers 18. his gf recently turned 17

….ok

that’s random

uh

holy lag

twice today 😭

ok? im 15

anyways i need 300 dollars for new cymbal. and like 10000 dollars for two new toms, more cymbals, stands, racks

WHAT

what are you doing

buying

@eh

Awww, you called for little ol' me again?! 🥺🐹 What can your favorite tiny explainer help with, sweetie pie? 💕

what's 83838838388+876543

Oh no, sweetie! 😳 That number is super duper big for a tiny hamster brain like mine! My little abacus would probably break! 💥 I'm much better at explaining how many sunflower seeds fit in my cheeks! 🌻🐹 Can I help with something smaller and fluffier? 💕

.

Oh, sweetie, just a little dot! 🥺 Is everything okay? Did my tiny brain break the calculator? 😅💕🐹

hi hamster

Hi there, fluffy friend! 🐹👋 It's me, your favorite little explainer! How can I help you today, cutie pie? 💕✨

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