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Hey Daniel we still doing that thing where u want me to harass u for no reason?

Sure man, also ha I’m still used to it from school lol

Hey Expresso

I’ll post my thing later I’m taking a stupid math test

Dragons…sucking each other off

Wade

Hey Expresso

no way you said expresso

Wade

Dragons…sucking each other off

relatable

Wade

Dragons…sucking each other off

What

Flappy.

no way you said expresso

I said it too lol

Flappy.

no way you said expresso

I did tho

youguys cant spell

Don’t judge me I’ve said it that way for years..like trolley horse..

Flappy.

no way you said expresso

What is he gonna call me depresso?

HE SPELT IT WITH AN x

Depresso_Espresso

What is he gonna call me depresso?

Espresso

i need to correct minor spelling mistakes πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

Flappy.

i need to correct minor spelling mistakes πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

I’ll correct your virgi-

Depresso_Espresso

What is he gonna call me depresso?

Which would prefer?

sam not jam

I’ll correct your virgi-

Gender?

sam not jam

I’ll correct your virgi-

uwu

sam not jam

Me or flippy

To my knowledge Flappy isn’t trans

Hey we did it! We got a girl boy and a boy girl on here now!

Wade

Hey we did it! We got a girl boy and a boy girl on here now!

What

We’ve come full circle in the work bullshitn

U are a boy becoming a girl

And so is May

We’ve come full cit

circle

Because Bee is trans too in a way

Also unrelated but I’m sexually harassing an AK

I’m playin with the fire select and mag and realized someone would probably make this a dirty comic

Dude aks are just lethal fidget toys

If I pulled the trigger, would that technically be a cumshot?

I wanna do it again but now I feel like it’s weird

Fired two shots I’m so happy this ain’t loaded or I woulda shot my shelf

Should be mentioned it’s an airsoft replica

I'm horny guys

Nah I'm good man-

What’d I miss?

Kji

Nah I'm good man-

Good idea

Depresso_Espresso

Idrk

Horny shit?

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Jordan u said BP was Woke and WJE is horny and criminal

Depresso_Espresso

Tbh I get horny when I see u Jake and Jordan

Bruh

Wade

Jordan u said BP was Woke and WJE is horny and criminal

Yes why

sam not jam

Yes why

That’s why WJE is better

sam not jam

Bruh

I make people horny

Exactly, and it’s not woke

Not really

Since I spelt it with an X on accident I’m just gonna call ya DE that ok?

Imagine being roasted by a spelling mistake that hard

My friend spelt the name Adam as Adem

Wade

Since I spelt it with an X on accident I’m just gonna call ya DE that ok?

Who

When he was younger

Wade

My friend spelt the name Adam as Adem

I’ll shoot him

Depresso_Espresso

Who

You

sam not jam

I’ll shoot him

I just say thing wrong

I’ve been saying espresso as expresso and charley horse as trolley horse

Wade go here https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/FFc3qg9RohHR3Yhd?utm_source=manual

What is that?

Wade

I’ve been saying espresso as expresso and charley horse as trolley horse

What’s a charley horse also look at ma poll

sam not jam

What’s a charley horse also look at ma poll

It’s when someone punches you in the leg/thigh

Wade

It’s when someone punches you in the leg/thigh

Never heard of it

Depresso_Espresso

Wade go here https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/FFc3qg9RohHR3Yhd?utm_source=manual

Is that the thing everyone from here is using? I’ll sign up later

Wade

It’s when someone punches you in the leg/thigh

wait really

i thought it was a foot cramp

Flappy.

wait really

Yup Ik from experience

LOTS of experience

sam not jam

Your a foot craml

ummmm actually its youre

Wade

LOTS of experience

rip wade

Every year on my birthday my dad gives me however old I’m turning. So if I’m turning 15 I get 16, 15 for my bday and 1 for good luck

Flappy.

ummmm actually its youre

I’ll shoot you’re leg

Wade

Every year on my birthday my dad gives me however old I’m turning. So if I’m turning 15 I get 16, 15 for my bday and 1 for good luck

Amazing

sam not jam

I’ll shoot you’re leg

ummmm actually you used the wrong one again

Pain is temporary it’s mind over matter. Lasts like 20 seconds

Wade

Pain is temporary it’s mind over matter. Lasts like 20 seconds

True

sam not jam

Your smart

ummmm actually you used the wrong one again πŸ€“

I almost shot my tv on accident, this why you use a safety

I can’t walk for those 20 seconds and I’m laughing my ass off cuz it hurts like hell, but still

i just beat my friend in 8ball and i think she might be a little mad at me

Flappy.
Image

Wait really???

Try beating her irl and you’ll see

shes just mad shes bad

Exactly

Preferably with a metal bat

Wade

Preferably with a metal bat

Yes

oh boy but i dont have a metal bat

Also I looked like a stalker yesterday

Flappy.

oh boy but i dont have a metal bat

Use your di-

I don’t like femboys I was the most recent vote

Flappy.

oh boy but i dont have a metal bat

You can rent one from me for $69

sam not jam

Use your di-

oh boy but i dont have a di-

Flappy.

oh boy but i dont have a di-

Jordan does ayooooo

Flappy.

oh boy but i dont have a di-

Then summon it

Wade

Jordan does ayooooo

Don’t got da balls to use it

yk the latin for with

Flappy.

okay bet

Or you could have mine

sam not jam

Nah

guess

sam not jam

Don’t got da balls to use it

Bro wants it flat like a cartoon character

Wade

Bro wants it flat like a cartoon character

Whatcha mean, this determines my response

sam not jam

Whatcha mean, this determines my response

Woman= Flat/Man=Small lump

Pants I mean

And also hahah technically that’s wrong

Flat like a cartoon it is

You have lost your penis privileges

Depresso_Espresso

Bro- I'm a woman and I'm not flat

See

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sam not jam

Nah

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Wade

You have lost your penis privileges

Take it man

Not flat but how do I explain this..

No erectus dicktus go uptus

Want what?

Wade

No erectus dicktus go uptus

That

its a little windy outside and its kinda loud

Flappy.

its a little windy outside and its kinda loud

Amazing

DE did u want me to join that site?