MAL

uh yeah

hi?

WHAT DID YOU CALL JAKE?????

😭

a pedo?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAGA

why 😭😭😭

also why the urgency lmfao

you scared me

It’s funny cuz this is what he sent me

he called me a reverse pedo so he was asking got it

LMAO

you accused me first

so might I reiterate

you're only painting yourself as being into pedophiles

which, from any view, is frowned upon

if you’re a pedo then i have no problem with that

im not

then i’m not into pedos

😇

:0

but you called me one

so by your own words you're saying you're not into me

you also called me gay

and trans

and a furry

there's proof for the first thing

none of which you’re into

wait omg that walmart pic is so funny

new favorite picture

there’s also evidence against it

He’s secretly into that kinda stuff

I don't

wanna see the best picture ever

*am not

I proved it flawlessly

need i bring up the millions of times you’ve gone on abt wades dick and cream

You are condemned by your own words

Never once have I admitted to attraction or contact with his genitalia

you on the other hand

^^^

you’re like the fucking berries and cream lad cept youre going “dickies and cream dickies and cream i’m a little lad who loves dickies and cream”

i didn’t admit i contacted a dick

i played with a banana squishy

Yes?

I'm just saying I haven't

you implied you "like penises"

and then said you didn't directly say that

Which then contradicted your earlier statements

solidifying your gayness

but if i’m a woman liking dicks isn’t gay

Yes it is

because gay people like dicks

even lesbians

they also like rainbows

and if you say you don't like dicks

that makes you asexual

also gay, derogatorily

You could say you like vaginas, but that makes you lesbian

ALSO gay

so no matter how you paint it

well i’m not gay and if you think im gay clearly you don’t know me well enough.

you're gay

my head is fucking shaking

smfh

mhifs

"shit, mal's fucking homosexual"

"mal's homosexuality is fucking severe"

“shit, mals fucking heterosexual”

so you like dicks?

NO

I DONT

IM 17

so youre lesbian and gay then

I WILL NOT LIKE ANY DICK UNTIL I GET MARRIED

AND THATS THAT

PERIOD

still gay

well then you’re into gays

and minors

sounds like a skill issue

my mouth is doing the syrup thing cause I ate the whole bag of skittles

im going to be fucking diabetic

you didn’t give me any 😔

I ate an entire box of mike and ikes the last 4 days straight

pls don’t i want you healthy

AND a whole bag of skittles

well

in the past 3 days i’ve eaten a bowl of shepherds pie, 2 chicken wings, a tiny burrito, and a piece of cheese

so ig neither of us are the best eaters

OH GOSH

little chicken wings too, they fit in the palm of my hand

I ADDED UP THE NUMBERS

F THE SUGER

*SUGAR

uh oh

AND THE PERCENTAGE OF MY DAILY DIET IT WOULD BE

NOT ONLY IS IT EXCEEDINGLY HIGH

IT ADDS UP TO EXACTLY 666

LMAO

I AM GOING TO SUGAR HELL

sweetheart

FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE INDULGED

your heart is literally sweet

if you eat more it’ll be higher than 666

this lives rent free in my head now btw

I think that just makes it worse

then stop eating them

give your candy to me

i’ll be diabetic instead

ive been eating, on average, 166% of my daily recommended allotment of sugar

um

real

COSMO I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE

pls don’t die love

i wouldn’t appreciate that

i’d be very sad and lonely

SUGAR SATAN IS ALREADY COMING FOR ME

IM SCREWED

nooooo don’t say that

i’d be so sad

my tongue hurts

nah,

from all the sugar

you're just diabetic

my saliva is sweet

noooooo

ooo yum

my tongue is a dark unsettling yellow-orange

Wsp?

😭😭

jakers don’t die

ok?

ill do my best lmao

i’d be very sad

it makes me sad to think abt it

i love yoi

you

I love you too <3

Lovebirds

your fault

Complaining?

blaming

Change your pfp back

im still mourning

HEY GUYS

Favorite fooding, anybody liking de curry here?

HELLO HELLO ANYBODY HERE? I UNDER DE WATERRR