Lovely

Hi

...

In what way did I break a promise to you?

This isn't helping anything

FUCKING HORNY ASS KIDS

hi

Jake

Jake you got nudes from madi

Shhh

oop

i jus ss that

When will you get to learn there is a reason

And I'm not a stupid fuck

Fucking up my life

Slowly

?

huh

Are you ok?…

Until I die before I turn 20 because we all know I aint gonna make it past that

No

WHY NOT?

I'm not

Goodnight lovely

WAIT

What

I

I am scared.

FaceTime right now.

.

I've never sent him nudes actually

^^^

WE’RE GOOD PEOPLE SMH

well

fatass lie

yeah you’re right

Shall i bring up holy week?

no

NO

NO DONT

lol

Okay then

Where did Seth go.

Fml.

ILL BRING UP WHEN WE FIRST MET

No where

YEAH YEAH BEFORE WE WERE DATING

that’s me

today

Can we FaceTime? I want to talk.

my coxswain

looked rlly hot

Sure.

“Talk”

Shut.

also a guy in my club

Up.

was so hot

so i stalked his insta

Joe Goldberg

roe jogan

SETH.

anyway

ONE TIME.

i wanna fuck them

What.

I’m scared

preferably at the same time

How many hours madi

or seprate

Please I want to talk or I’m going to cry.

How many hmm?

Your work hours bitch

read your bio

Fine. Go to my last joke or smth

I work long shifts bitch

Ok.

oop

Jake ur post was a good idea

guys read mynew post

Greetings.

ALSO JAKE FUCK YOU

me fr fr

WHAT WHY

.

D&D IS AMAZING IF THE DM IS GOOD

read my new post

I have participated in sexual intercourse with many attractive women.

<:)

JS GET THE RIGHT SM TO LEAD IT AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING JAKE

TRUE ITS JUST GENERALLY REGARDED AS GAY AF

Chances are it’ll be me Wade and Madi

IM MAKING 3 CAMPANGS RN ISTF

u have smth in common !

more like holey week ahaha

If they’re up for it

oh ew nvm

Youre gay

SHY

READ MY NEW POSTTT

WHY

what about me

I don't think that'll be good tg for leading

CUZZ

You're not funny.

OKAY WE’LL FIGURE OUT THE DM TEAM LATER

tbh, things lead like this only have one person to lead

one or two

Yeah true

she’s really funny actually

I WANNA BE APART OF THE DM TEAM TO

she makes me

None of you incels in this server have ever felt the touch of a female.

crack ip

up

ah-ah-ah not DM its not D&D you cant say DM

no i am trust me

I did one on an earthbound forum once and it was cool

DM IS DUNGEN MASTER

i touched my coxswain

non sexually

BYEE

DONTTTTTTTT CAREEEEEEEEEE

nooo

FINE THE GAY ASS SHITHOLE MASTER HOW ABOUT THAT

coke back

come back

im funnier

i wanna talk about my regatta

Perfect

^^

I read that as vagina

THE GASM!

stop

same..

PERFECT

IM THE GASM

MUSHAHAHAHA

anyone wanna talk about my

regatta

ive dm'd so many campaigns🥱

flappy

pla

YEAH ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ORGASM

regatta

sm

THE GASMMMMMM

pls

URGHHHHHHHHHH~

read my new post pwease

yu guys suck

Seth still here?

go to his joke

thats what he said

I did.

i suck a lotta things

*she

meme or joke?

mb

THE OVERLY RETARDED GAY ASS SHITHOLE MASTER

talk

about

ORGASM!

my

regatta

plsss

JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it’s gonna be awesome

its at high point

I AM THE ORGASM!

LMAOO

Someone quote that

CAN I BE AN OVERLY RETARDED ASS SHITHOLE MASTER?

no

IVE DMD SO MUCH

and it’s from 7am to 7pm

and it’s gonna be great

oh damn

im doing a 1500m

and a 300m sprint

Amy, if you keep making idiotic remarks, i will molecularly disembowel you. You are nothing.

wow that’s crazy

*GAY ASS

MB

charlie you should talk about it with me

ACTUALLY YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE GOOD HELP

BUT FR I DO D&D I HAVE A DISC SERVER I RUN CAMPAINGS

okay ^^

Explains a lot

Jk jk

DIE

DIEEEEEEE

ILL HAVE THE GODS SMIT U IF YOU EVER JOIN ANY CAMPAIN OF MINE

can it be greek mythology themed

L

Rn I'm doing a 7 rings of hell one, a Harry Potter one, a like weird pirate one

can it

nd a normal one

let them figure out whom runs it first ma'lady

i feelignored

don't feel ignored

Are we talking about the WJE one

yeah

can it be

greek mythology themed

Amy I'll makea Greek mythology D&D campain nd inv u on it

It’ll be WJE themed

wow a WJE themed rp on wje

can it have green mythology

So in other words literally anything can happen

greek

but

thats dumb

Mhm, so NOTHING like D&D

Jake, you are just going to turn this site into a role-playing site.

he loves rp

If you want like a certain thing right? make a game plan, make an ending, make what's in counterd ect

Cause if you just have it WJE themed, then it'd be like just another site with roleplayers kinda random.

Not like leading anywhere

I love rp TBH :/ not the honey asf ones are fun.

I like doing em on madalin stunt cars multiplayer, they have some nice people.

Its where I met jas also

aww

Madalin cars multiplayer*

too many people e-date though I hate it

like everyone is dating someone else on that site

its sm drama

damn everyone left

ohh nvm I forgot madalin died cause hackers took over getting rid of all roleplayers because the game was made for racing nd shit

I miss JJ

and Blue

and kinda Hatake but once he found out my real age shit was akward

I stopped getting my way

ooh and kai

I loved kai

he was like gay

wait he was gay

no wonder he acted gay

I miss olive tm

she quit

glitch too

even though he excluded me all the time to have gay sex

oh

OMG THE SITE IS SO DRY RN

guess I gotta make a new charecter

WAIT BLUE ISNT WITH JJ NO MO

istg better be the wrong blue

Hello horny kids

erm

okay

omg

remi/blue is with ace

not jj

Fuck 7th grade relationships

Hi

eem

remi is like

almost graduated

JJ is 16

I didn’t give you permission to speak.

I'm sorry.

I like riding fat BBC dildos

What the fuck

I like fucking caseohs bussy

I didn’t give you permission to speak, fake me.

May I have permission to speak?

Do you have an appointment?

Yes sir.

I still like fucking bbcs

Oh.

No I don’t

pp butt

I really so

No I don’t.

Shit in my cock

I’m the fake Huge Splash.

I like otic sex

No I don’t.

I do

I do not.

What is this fake doing

.......

huh

Except I’m real.

MADI

And I like riding fat cocks

I could facilely prove my legitimacy.

I’m the real one

I am the authentic Huge Splash, and no matter what sentences you verbalize or what actions you take, nothing will transmute that.

Yass queen slayyyyyy

I’m the authentic Huge Splash, and I do not participate in these abhorrent sexual acts referenced by my impostor.

Black BBC dildos

No.

I love black BBC dildos

If there is any doubt in your mind that I am indeed not the genuine Huge Splash, you need to have an encephalon scan from a medical professional.

I kidnap And gang rape autistic children

I can assure you that I do not actually abduct and molest autistic children.

And if I did, it would not be a perspicacious cull to gasconade about it in the cyber world.

I really do

I do not.

I nut to crocodile porn

hi

If my impostor perpetuates inditing fallacious prevaricates about me, I will be inclined to engender an account.

Yapping to yourself is crazy

The person I am communicating with is not me.

Shut the fuck up anon

wut

You are even more of an anon than me, because I have a username, and you don’t have shit.

mmm.....

I fucking hate **gg**s

faggots?

No

..............

The other one

okay

Because of the unessecary length of my username, I believe it would be best for me to transmute it to the initials of my denomination.

Greetings.

what....

I fuckin saw that you’re not safe may

Mk.

I was asking if that's what he meant, not using It

What’s all this self yapping ab

A consummate buffoon you are.

Big splash yapping to themself

yup

weird asf

This is Kris type shit

I'm not going to make assumptions

I am the real Big Splash. Concur or prepare for utter extirpation.

Saying you like to ride BBC dildos is Kris type shit

I guess it would be safe conjecture that this does indeed signify that my impostor is this Kris figure you speak of.

wht

Bro u are kris

Tell me all about this “Kris” character. Tell me about his interests, what he does, and what kind of people he hangs out with.

Horny ass

Woof

I can assure you that I am not this “Kris” individual you so stoutheartedly speak of.

MAY IS A FURRY CONFIRMED??????

ChatGPT ahhh writing

NUHUH

IM ONT A FURY

U said woof

nuhuh

🐶🐶 does this turn you on

I think Heroin Monkey should kill himself using various acidic chemicals.

no

that's one of the things tht dont

Imagine Heroin Monkey inhaling colossal amplitudes of toxic waste.

That would turn me on.

...........

You can’t even respond to comments

Which is an L

What does that have to do with anything?

You’re an anon a lower life form than regular users

woof

Furry

okay

I could easily create an account in a matter of seconds. Your nonessential insults ricochet off of me like sunlight bounces off of rubber. Please swallow record breaking quantities of drain-cleaner.

I love getting bullied

Okay what… the flip

then create one

You haven’t even seen my final form

Why should I take orders from a subhuman piece of scum like you?

You’re so far below me that it’s not even funny.

Ohhhhhh you’re dagger jr got it

hi

bye

Rihanna

Who is this “Dagger” individual you speak of with so much contempt?

looooong story

I’ve got time.

I dont

...

I have memes to steal

You need to return back to your master’s fields?

lol

Yep definitely dagger jr

That cotton won’t pick itself, slave boy.

racsit much

Aw is someone Mitch McConnell

You are of a higher caliber of racist than me.

I’m also white

saw that

I also saw may say it

Ok that wasn’t real

i am both colors

Eh maybe 6-7

Idk

Kayla, that is physically infeasible. Kill yourself by injecting multiple serums of toxic fluid into your body.

🙄

Skibidi rizzler

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

who

Asked

who

I do not need to be a rizz expert in order to boff members of the female category.

cared

So ur a guy

I thought that was pretty obvious.

Probably a Reddit admin and discord mod

lol

But I guess I shouldn’t have expected such a high-level order from someone who bears a below-average level of astuteness.

You will get molested by 16 autistic clowns

And you’ll like it

im a w rizzler

I am fluent in several languages. Additionally, I am very adroit at math, and other various subjects. You can scarcely speak one language, and I’d put 50 down on the chance that you have to take physical time to recollect what 3+4 equals.

have been since last year

My rizz elongates far beyond the comprehension of you braindead skibidi kids.

lmao

Are you aware that I possess a superior intellect compared to yours?

mmm

i have more

I beg to differ, as my intellectual prowess surpasses yours.

ok

lol

make an account so i can follow u

I am able to make an account in a matter of seconds.

ok

However, I hope you’re aware that this represents merely one of the myriad matters which I do not presently possess the time to articulate.

ok

What I’m trying to say here is that I do indeed possess the capability to accomplish this task, yet I am also equipped to handle additional tasks beyond those I have disclosed, which unfortunately remain unmentioned due to constraints on my time.

The tasks within my capacity to accomplish just goes on to prove the fact that there does indeed exist additional capabilities that I am unable to expound upon, whether due to constraints or other factors.

Alright, alright, let me explain this in layman’s terms. What I wish to convey is that I do possess the capability to fulfill the given task. Furthermore, I am adept at managing supplementary tasks beyond those already mentioned. Regrettably, time constraints prevent me from elaborating on these additional responsibilities at present.

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I am merely a product of influences such as Slick Rick and Onyx, who advised individuals to perform demeaning acts. Their actions evoked strong reactions from many, too numerous to enumerate. Amidst these circumstances, I find myself confined to a mental health facility, contemplating my future. Medication attempts to silence the voices within, as I clench my fist against the wall, drawing with a pencil. This composition serves as an outlet for my pent-up aggression. You've just confronted someone armed with heavy weaponry, while I am but a mythical creature like the Loch Ness Monster. I am quick to dismiss individuals, akin to the swift removal of a bottle cap containing vodka.

I don’t get what you’re trying to convey from showcasing your shitty memes. I exhibit a disposition of detachment, exhibiting reluctance towards charitable gestures, even feigning indifference. However, I extend the promise of matrimony to an individual under the condition of performing intimate acts. My lyrical content is met with disapproval, prompting suggestions of capital punishment akin to the sentencing of notorious criminals. This analogy is further emphasized with wordplay referencing the late broadcaster Harry Caray. I am likened to a prolific wordsmith, with detractors attempting, albeit unsuccessfully, to emulate my linguistic prowess. It is now opportune to consign these individuals to the annals of the deceased. Our perspectives remain irreconcilable, akin to a persistent gazing issue, with repercussions akin to vehicular mishaps.

so many big words i think i lost 5 brain cells

You do not want to fuck with me under any circumstances. I am inclined to discharge firearms impulsively, carrying weapons, albeit metaphorically represented by black ink, representing the malevolent aspect of the collaborative duo Bad Meets Evil, consequently, adopting a subordinate role, returning to an earlier era characterized by the distribution of vinyl singles at Fat Beats record store, upon examination of my lyrical compositions, it becomes evident that the allure for audiences resides in the portrayal of my criminal persona, analogous to the effectiveness of Apache tribes' battle cries accompanied by memorable melodies, I accumulate significant financial resources, while your possessions are meager, exemplified by a scarcely consumed portion of a popular cheese-flavored snack.

you seem like one of those character devolving memes in a way of saying I don't like your memes

With the bullshit sentences you are addicted to spewing all over the wastelands of WorstJokesEver, it feels as if you are beginning to experience symptoms suggestive of mental distress. I exhibit a demeanor akin to that of Atilla, where survival of the fittest prevails. I possess lethal capabilities, comparable to a killer bee or a formidable adversary, characterized by a robust and unyielding nature. Your actions provoke the dormant aggression within me, exposing the potential for conflict. It is ill-advised to incite confrontation with the inner turmoil I harbor, for it may lead to unfavorable consequences. My prowess as a wordsmith is unparalleled, and when I am present, one would be wise to exercise caution or face dire repercussions. In comparison, your existence represents but a fraction of my superiority. I am poised to vanquish any opposition without hesitation, demonstrating my indomitable nature. Should you seek confrontation, I stand ready and resolute, akin to an expanding inflatable. My superiority in debate is indisputable, rendering any evasion futile. Even in moments of solitude, my wealth and influence remain undeniable, symbolized by a trailer laden with riches, underscoring my financial security.

you probably eat snickers upside down so you can feel the veiny surface on your tounge

what

my brain hurts

Heroin Monkey, please refrain from obstructing my path. Kayla, please get a brain scan from a medical authority figure.

you like dick

you like dick

you like dick

sorry

You really, really don’t wanna fuck with me, no matter how confident you think you are. On one occasion, I endeavored to express the concept of selecting seven individuals from Columbine and arranging them in a linear formation, while additionally introducing an AK-47, a revolver, and 99 rounds of ammunition into the scenario. The intention was to assess the likelihood of evading consequences for such actions. It is pertinent to note that my current stature in comparison to past recognition has diminished, however, I am undergoing a transformative process akin to achieving immortality. I am emerging through a figurative gateway while observing that you remain ensnared within a temporal loop reminiscent of the year 2004. Furthermore, I am perplexed by the purpose underlying your lyrical endeavors, which appear as futile as Rapunzel adorned with braided hair made of cornrows. Should one adhere to conventional norms in their creative pursuits? I posit that embracing conformity holds little appeal.

Hey y'all.

Okay then.

Excuse me, it appears there may be a misconception that I am of ordinary human nature. Allow me to clarify: I possess extraordinary abilities, characterized by innovation and resilience akin to that of rubber. Consequently, any attempts to undermine me are futile, as criticism directed towards me merely rebounds and adheres to the detractor. I exhibit unparalleled prowess, perpetually showcasing my capacity to captivate audiences, leaving them with an ethereal sensation. My endurance remains unwavering, despite the perpetual anticipation of my detractors awaiting a perceived decline in my performance, eagerly anticipating the opportunity to celebrate such an occurrence.