LOSERS

Nuh

MUAHAHHAHAHA

Dude we did 2 chats today

Mine

No

Let her decide

and 2 people 🤠

To 1k

We on a roll

Mal^^^^

Me or ooy

Oog

a pussy roll 🤠

idk 😭

guys what music do you like

Idk

BLOODHOUND GANG

Omg

The best

lmao

SAME VRO

i listen to a lotta random shit

Same

Some songs so fire

open.spotify.com/user/31ro7fg7ahd2v2z2h5f7uslxsddq

do yall like to sing

cus i do

imma take lessons sometime

when i have free time

Lol

I would like to cna be assed

huh

@eb, what are the lyrics to Bloodhound Gangs the inevitable return of the great white dope

Alright, you lazy bum. You want lyrics? Fine, here's some of that Bloodhound Gang nonsense for "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope".

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell. One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two, That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew. Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her. The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher. Genius with a penis the few the proud the me. I liked me so much I had to buy the company. Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck. I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks. Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized. Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized. Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head. Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead. I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity. Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity. The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope. It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope. Conclusions you drew proportions you blew. Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True. Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick. Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic. Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes. Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes. Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class. One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass. Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke. I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!". I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it. Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it. When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium. They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian. The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope. It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope.

I would take singing lessons if I could.be assed

ah

HUH

Fr

HUHH

Who said that

hmmm i wonder

Must have been the wind

Sure wasn't me

yeah no ofc not

HUUUUUUH

Huh?

Oog

Bro

you wish

I so do

yall wishhhhh

Can I as well?

Plsss

Fuck u no

Flirt relationships r fun af

LMAOO

Guys

Deadass

Nvm

huh?

Fr

Forget it

nuh uh

Yu ugu

Huh

fr

nuh uh i aint forgetting shit

ME FIRST

make me

I CALL DIBS

mhm ok

How

idk

figure it out

Pls do

Money?

eh i have a job

Crack?

nah

Fuck u

A free bus ticket?

girlll

Ye I sure hope u r one

Dead chat

lmfao i promise im not trans

Fact check??

youll jafta find me first

hmmm

Bey

Thats a yes?

RESTORE

hmmmm

Restore

guys why are the acoustics in bathrooms absolutely unmatched

I never saw thay

RESTORE

Click the 3 dots

I DIDTN SEE IT

Do you?

hmmmmm

idk

What

What

what

What

Wha5

What

Mal

yes

Like

?

Idk

Mal

yeah?

Idk either

Yes?

BET

🫩🫩🫩 i should really go to sleep 1:16

damn

Lmao

Maybw

Maybe

Afk

Gimme 1 mkn

Mal don't leave please

huhhhhh

i wont

So would i

me three

if i were a dude

wait i didnt see

Aight Guys

1:21

I gotta sleep lowkey

Today was fun with yall

aw okayy

yeah fr

We were just joking ofc

lmao yeah me too

❤️‍🩹🌹And Ye see yall tomorrow ig

cya bro

dont dream too hard 😉

Lmao no i wont

lmao

Byeee

byee

Back

Cya oog

Whay

Hahah nothing

Well bye Blach

K

✌️

Mal what did he say

In the deleted comments

MAL

Dont u dare say anything suggestive rn

😭✌️

Me?

K

MAL LEFT ME

She is so shook by my mysterious aura

Fuck u

SHE MINE

I DIDNT LEAVE

Fuck YOU

YESS

precisely

i was tryna learn the lyrics of a song

Mal, what's made y hooked tk me?

Aside from my schlong

😭🙏

Lmao

🌹 Deadass ill sleep now

U better

lmao sleep well

Bye Guys

Bye

MAL

lmfao what

OHHH SHIR

MB

Lmao we jk anyway do whatever u want v

I read hooked

LMFAO

Lol

Yall have fun

I cant get off that damn phone

Dude my neck feeks weird

Wtf

PUT THE PHKNE DOWN

IMAGINE THERES FURRY ON THE SCREEN

LMFAO

Lmao

Should I change back tk my normal pfp?

I LIKE THE CURRENT ONE

oops caps lock

lmao

OKAY

CAN YOU HEAR ME OKAY OR SHOULD I SHOUT LOUDER??

LOUDER PLS

I want u to know that if there wqs voice messages in this I'd send the most authentic moan in male history

lmfao

Fr

Wyd

listening to music

you?

Sitting in a bean bag, in the dark talking to you lol

sounds fun lmao

It is

My room rn

lmaoo

my room is a HUGE mess

Same

i rlly needa clean it but i dont feel like it

no like

its bad

you dont even understand

Mines nor as bad as yours

Not

i believe it

Lmao

lmaoo

I had a cricket match today

ooo fun

how was it

It was rained off halfway through

thats unfortunate

I nearly pissed myself batting, it was an adult game and the baller was fast af

Do u play any sports?

daamn

not anymore\

Y?

I feel like ur and ice skater

i have weak lungs so its not easy for me to run

Ahh

An*

i cant ice skate lmao

Me neither bro

lmaoo

Whay sports did u do?

soccer and basketball

I hate soccer

Like basket

soccers my favorie

It's not that I hate it, it's that I hate the fan base

Imagine american football but 10x worse

And British

lmao damn

Lwk

It so shit

So like

Hop kn mighty for a sec

kk

my second piercing is being rude and painful

Huh

it randomly got painful and infected

prolly cus ive had the same earrings in for a long time

Ahh

I dint get jewellery

Like it's just a waste of cash kinda

i loove jewelry

i wear a lot of it

its mostly simple tho

like all my bracelets are fun and colorful and summery

Ig

But like

Isn't the money better spent in other places?

nah

Fuel

i like my jewelry

Bills

i have a lot on

Condoms?

24/7

reak

real*

Lmao

i never take off my jewelry tho

Imagine not getting free condoms

so its worth it for me

Fair

i also love piercings

i have 3 in each of my ears

but i want another one

Omg

and a nose piercing

I don't get them either

stopppp i love them

they look so good

Lol

they were only like

$50

for smth ill have forever

"only 50 dollar to get holes drilled through me"

Lmao

lmfao

God I'm bored

same

Wyd

sitting here

you?

Same

twinsies

lmao

Woah

Who said that

prolly oog

in his dreams

lmao

God I'm bored

This is prolly y I started tugging in the first place

Jsut boredom

lmao

That's why there so much drugs j Scotland there nothing else to do

I'm not lying

eat some food

oop

Maybe, I think there's a peach in the kitchen

Just it's a small house

oo nice

i still dont know what to have for dinne

dinner

and its 7:55 pm

LMAO

Who said that

i didnt see it lmao

lmaoo

One of these days me or oog is gonna sya smth n ur gonna say bet

Restore?

BET

lmfao

but

you

have

a

gf

Yes

And like

I didn't say when we should

LMAO

LMAO

lmao

im making eggs and a bagekl

bagel

FOR DINNER?

yes

Mg

U Americans

hey.

dont make me kick you out of the threesome

(Hot ones excluded)

hey

^^

hey

Yeah??

hey

Hey

dont copy me

Ok i wont

yippee

Lmao

We

Are

So

Retarded

yep

especially me

Defo

Ur mainly the 2nd one

cus im eating eggs

2nd what

OH

tehehe

Lmao

these are my eggs

Lol

i laid them myself 😀

U in shorts bro?

um yeah

why wouldnt i be

damn straight

Cuz like y would u be

im also in a tank top

Huh

cus it was 81 degrees today

Crazy lo

huh what

Deadass?

ahuh

in fahrenheit

idk if youre a dumbass who uses celsius

cus the only celsius ik is the energy drink

That's only 27 degrees

In cel

ah cool

but ye

Kinda hot

so i was wearing short

earlier this summer it got to 101 degrees

whish issss

38 cel

according to google

Jesus

n i was at work that day

It was like that in Italy when I was there

Ohh ye

How is camp??

and couldnt swim cus i had a bad tanline from my shorts and no way in hell was i wearing a bathing suit

its good

i wanna go to italy

im italian

fun fact abt me

It's nice

R u? Epic

yep

Cool

Half

i didnt see those

ahhh

cool

Brb gotta piss

lmao have fun

Back

Yall still talking

yuh

Crazy

Yep

Hru

e g g s

Looks like a angry fave

Face

omg it does lmao

Ewe

Not good

hey.

Like good for u

i worked on those eggs for 9 months

Not good looking

9 months…

^

Yk what else u can work on for 9 months?

Ahh

uR mOm

Weird…

Didn’t know people can lay eggs

??

I mean I push hard enough

lmao okay

Lol

just a warning tho

they may end up being eggs

Lmao

Bald ass kids

yep

just like me

idk is it

Lmao

lmaoo

Bald

yes

Bro

I'm bored

Crazy

What should we do

Play a game

SMASH OR PASS

Yes

mk

?