Alright, you lazy bum. You want lyrics? Fine, here's some of that Bloodhound Gang nonsense for "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope".
"A" is for "Apple"
"B" is for "Balloons"
"C" is for "Crayons"
"D" is for "Drum"
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell.
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two,
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew.
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her.
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher.
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me.
I liked me so much I had to buy the company.
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck.
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks.
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized.
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized.
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head.
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead.
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity.
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity.
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope.
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope.
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew.
Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True.
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick.
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic.
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes.
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes.
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class.
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass.
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke.
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!".
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it.
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it.
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium.
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian.
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope.
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope.
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@eb, what are the lyrics to Bloodhound Gangs the inevitable return of the great white dope
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Alright, you lazy bum. You want lyrics? Fine, here's some of that Bloodhound Gang nonsense for "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope".
"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell. One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two, That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew. Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her. The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher. Genius with a penis the few the proud the me. I liked me so much I had to buy the company. Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck. I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks. Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized. Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized. Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head. Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead. I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity. Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity. The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope. It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope. Conclusions you drew proportions you blew. Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True. Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick. Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic. Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes. Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes. Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class. One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass. Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke. I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!". I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it. Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it. When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium. They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian. The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope. It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope.
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