LALALALALALALAALLA

hey donut

DONUT

YES

MY THROAT HURTS

IT HURTS TO BREATHE

JUST FEEL THE ROCK

WHAT

DRINK TEA

CHAMOMILE TEA

SAME THING I TOLD JAKE

CHAMOMILE IS NASTY

BUT I

DRJNK

DONT WANNA HAVE TEA

WATER

TEA IS WARM

AND ICKY

I WANT ICE

ACTAULLY DRINK MILK, IT COATS YOU THROAT AND PREVENTS ANY FURTHER DAMAGE

blended ice sounds so good rn

YES

like slightly crunchy

cold

mmmm

Mmm

YUMMM

LIKE WHEN IT MELTS A BIT

AND ITS STILL CRUNCHY BUT

Italian ice is my favorite ice-based tread

SOFTER

Next to Hawaiian/Shaved ice

YESSSSS

YESS IK

I WANT SHAVED ICE RN

RIGHT NOW

My family has an industrial shaved ice machine and it makes the best snow cones I've ever had.

Drink cold soda.

LARS

DAGGER

THERE U ARE

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

SODA IS TOO SUGARY I HATE IT

Me? I was on yesterday, no?

IT MAKES MY TEETH FEEL ICKY

Fappy drink Cold Pepsi it cures you.

picky ass eater

Well, it tastes like medicine, but that's about it'

AUHUHUFF

Coca-Cola is better in my opinion

COLD PEPSI ISSO SJS SIEBEIEJEBE

Kys

Maybe not for sickness, but in terms of flavor at least

PEPSO OG

Pepsi is far too sweet for my taste.

soda is lowkey nastyyy

PEPSI*

Who are

Root Beer is excellent

i only have it on airplanes when they offer u a free drink

WHO ARE YOU

Root Beer? You mean toothpaste soda?

THERE WAS LIKE A FREE SODA AREA IN THE HOTEL I WAS IN ON SUNDAY AND I LOOKED AT THE BACK AND ONE CAN HAD 87% OF YOUR DAILY SUGAR

LIKE WHATTT

Root Beer tastes delicious! It's a much different flavor, one that I love.

ROOT BEER DUM DUMS

It's sort of delicate and frothy in a way

Those are fantastic

I HATE

HATE

ROOT BEER

ITS SO

EWWWWGG

Really? How come?

Is it just the flavor?

ITS EVERYTHING

I suppose it depends on the person. Personally, I love it.

THE LOOK THE TASTE THE AFTER TASTE AND THE SMELL

Root Beer floats are one of my favorite desserts.

I JUST CANT

LALALAL

LALALALA

ELMOS WORLD

SHOOSH

ME AND JAKE FR

depends on the situation

More like big and hard

BAHAHA JAKE

DONUT YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE BALD

😎

WHAT

JAKE

IHUVSHVIBH

HI BABY <33

Hiii <3

STFU FLAPPY

HIIII <333

SHH IM ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

I have a couple minutes to be on

Perfect timing

🤨 whatchu mean by tht

HEHEHUIFHEIU HIII <333

You know exactly what I mean

Jake returns from the grave

>:D

Jake you won't believe what we've discovered

COUGH

MOVE DAGGER

Ancient accounts

Bald Jake ehehe

HES MINE

EYYY DONUT CALM UR TITS

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

I want to talk to Jake first

Hi Jake!

I'm not bald

SHUT THE FUCK UP U RAT

I’m not even talking to Jake I KNOW BETTER

What is it?

You see Jake I found this

worstjokesever.com/@lynxdepologne

HE HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR

Also hi Lars

🤨

This person claims that he has been using the site for 7 years.

I’ve heard a lot about you, but I don’t think we’ve met before

Damn that's crazy

I believe he is the key to repairing the site to its former glory

7 years holy shit

JESUS FUCK

There's a problem though

RORGJOIJBIOD

Haha yeah I'm pretty well known

DAGGER

MOVE

MOVE BITCH

BP users are invading the site

So I've heard

oh dear god

Kys

THEY BANNED ME ON BP

Drive them away

BP is BoredPanda, right?

SOBBING

I CANT BULLY THEM ANYMORE

Yea

I’ve heard a lot of users talking about it

DONUT MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT

PLA

Yeah more like BoredParasite

NO

PLS

NOOO ITS SO FUNNY

Haha I remember when I figured out how to swear on BP

THEY GET SO TRIGGERED

VPN + Alt

STFU DAGGER

Kys

Hi Jakeyy <3

YOU FIRST DAGGER

FATASS

Hiii

Last time I help you

DONUT YOUVE SAID HI SO OFTEN

Okay

SAY SOMETHING NEW

Goodbye cruel world

BE INTERESTING

ahem ahem IM THE ONE WHO JOINED IN ON UR MISCHIEF

Dagger Jr., you’re different than the moderator Dagger right?

IDFK WHAT TO SAY TO JAKE BESIDES HI

Yes

I am his dad/son

LIES

"mischief" 🤨

Same difference

How interesting!

😏

No Jake it isn't like that

Goddamn you are one sick motherfucker.

HEHEEHEHHEH

Hey I gotta head out but I may/may not come beck later

IVE BEEN ANNOYING DAGGER ALL DAY

Just depends

on

shit

AWE

>May BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHH

OKAYYY

🤷‍♂️

BYE JAKEEE

ILY <3

*RETCH*

*GAG*

STFU DAGGER

Peace out homies

me fr

with jake

Goodbye Jake!

COUGH

AHIUHAIUFH

Sorry, the word "May" gives me a visceral response now

May

MAY

Because I think of the troon

MAY MAY

MAY

MAYERS

Kys

MAY

HEHEHEHE

Who is May?

...................................

the

T R A N S G E N D E R

A boy who thinks he's a girl

But NEVER EVER will be

Interesting

MHM

NO matter how many people on BoredPanda tell him, no matter how many drugs he takes, no matter how many male reproductive organs he removes.

WE LET IT ROCK

He will always be a boy.

I need ideas for Christmas gifts to ask for, does anybody have any suggestions?

A handgun

dagger

can u kidnap my brother

and beat him

A dagger

Small, inexpensive things preferably

hes 8

JUST TAKE IT

eh

perfume

HES ANNOYNG AS SHIT

TAKE IT

lotion

No I don't harm children

TAKE MY BROTHER

mascara

FUCK

snacks

HES 89 THEN

I’m a man.

Well if you say so

he was my favorite mascara.......( THIS ISNT ABOUT MASCARA)

Where the fuck did you come from

You and Donut lurk like rats in the dark and then suddenly "BOO" you pop up.

then axe body spray

comparing me to a rat 😔

BLEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH

Lars don't

HEHEEHHE I LOVE TO DO IT

I do it to jake all the time

Lar's axe body spray repels girls, not attract them.

EW

NO

I HATE THE SMELL

yup

Don’t what?

ONLY THE SOAP IS GOOD

that’s the point

OMFG

Don't use axe body spray

LARS GET DOVE PR MATIVE BODYWASH

Might as well let a SKUNK piss on you

DOVE SOAP BARS

HAIUDHFU

*OR NATIVE

jakey smells good <3

I use axe body wash but that’s about it

Holy shit look up what a Lynx De Pologne is

lmao

ANY SMELL RN HURTS MY THROAT

EVERYTHING HURTS TO BREATHE

I thought it was a sex position

Blame BP

..........

THE FUCK?

HI FLAPY BIRD

More like fappy bird

WHY WOULD YOU THINK SEX

That's a real game btw

VIRGO HIII

LEAP FROG

French.

IS A SEX POSTIOM

OFC YOU WOULD KNOW

ITHINK

WEE WEE

Oui oui moron

Suck my oui oui

bicth

Yes, I killed the chat

My badass roast left everyone speechless

.........

NO

YOUR BADASS ROAST WAS SUCK MY OUI OUI

ANT NO ONE

WANNA SUCK UR DICK

YOUR "OUI OUI"

NO WEE WEE

Just look up what it is and you will laugh

I was joking about it being

a sex position

oh HECK no

i only know few sex postions

the rest i forgot

It's a fatass pigeon

NOW SEE

WE GOT

Just like Jake

COWGIRL

WE GOT

Hahahahahaha

the fuck did you JUST SAY DAGGER

Reverse cowgirl

Inverse cowgirl

Upside down cowgirl

4D cowgirl

ur mom

Kys

THEN THERES MISSIONARY

I want to start a fight with Jake

no you

Ok ;(

Yawn

leave my bbg alone

THEN UH

LEAP FROG

Baby GIRL?

Good

F A G G O T

JAKE IS A TRANNY CONFIRMED

I hope i hurt your feelings

and you

KILL YOURSELF

HAHA

MAGGOT

NO I JUST CALL HIM BBG

HES NOT ACTUALLY A GIRL

IM MESSING AROUND U FATASS

YKW

DAGGER BBG

NOW HES A TRANS

TRANSGENDER CONFIRMED

𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇

www.tiktok.com/@codbeck/video/7309132913356950827?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703

GASPPPPPPPP

virgo

virgo no

TRIGGER WARNING

ITS GONNA BE MORE AUTSTIC PEOPLE

Virus link

𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 x2

AHUIFFIU

NAH ITS TO TIKTOK

WHAT IS IT

I cried

WATCH

ITS KINDA BAD BUT STILL

NO TELL ME FIRST

I HAD TO SEE IT

WHAT IS IT

SO U HAVE TO AS WE

WELL

A Halloween costume

:)

FINE YK WHAT JUST TO BE IN SOLIDARITY W YOU I WILL

𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖞, 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖞𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋, NOW!!!

I’m seriously considering dressing up and making a TikTok like that next year for halloween

YESS

WHATTT

DID U WATCH IT?

ARE YOU NOT LIKE 13

I WAS KIDDING 😭😭

ABT THE WHOLE HALLOWEEN THING

UH HUH

MHM

MMHMMMMM

.........

VIRGO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THT

WHY IS THERE A MAN

LMFAO

IN UNFORM

PUTTING ME ON A LEASH

SAYING RIDE IT

THE COMMENTS GOT ME ROLLING

NO

HELP

CALL THE POLICE

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

IM NOT A FREAK I SWEAR

I'm not clicking that link

Describe it

Sup

oh

well

its like a guy

dressed in miliarty clothes

a man thrusting his pelvic area at you in a red lit room while holding a leash

saying "when the comment section says "make me"

What the fuck.

The fuck

and then switches to red led lights with some leash "ill make the leash tighter"

with an audio saying "ride it"

Wade, why don't we just kill these people

SCARY ASF

what the fuck

YOURE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO MAKE THIRST TRAPS AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING TOO MUCH ATTENTION

HES A BIG BLACK MAN

Murder is justified here

NO BRO

THERES PEDOS OUT THERE

WHAT DID I DO

AND STALKERS

DAGGER TF DID I DO

AND ALSO DID I MENTION DIGITAL FOOTPRINT???

Let's steamroll them.

Agreed

but lowkey I would eat w the thirst traps

Donut, virgo, stand still.

“make me”

Oh shit

LMAO WHATCHU GONNA DO ABT IT

If you stand still for 12 minutes I'll give you a cookie.

MAYBE PUT ME ON A LEASH JS LIKE THE TIKTOK??

Well if a steam roller doesn’t work a pistol does

HA

No

I’m good

If you stand still for 12 minutes I'll give you $5,000 dollars

If you stand still for 12 minutes you won’t get run over by a steamroller

(Actually, that's why she's standing still. To get run over.)

NOPE

ONCE MY FRIEND SENT ME ONE AS A JOKE AND I CHECKED HER ACC AND IT SAID SHE WAS BORN IN 2011 BRO

AHAHAHA

Ok, pistol time.

IM SO GOOD

"I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOW I SWEAR"

pardon?

Reverse psychology or something

11 year olds are making thirst traps now?

That sounds about right

EatDatPussy445 was online this week

THIS ONE GUY ON MY SWIM TEAM POSTS SO MANY THIRST TRAPS

Be carful

.

LIKE HES SO QUIET AND SEEMS SO SWEET IRL YOUD NEVER GUESS

are they good?

I DONT TALK TO HIM

he scares me

so badly

NEW POST

GUYS

LOOK

Why

NU UH

dagger dagger

how bout if i stand still for 12 minutes

you give me the green card

THE GREEN PASS

😭😭WHAT