Jordannn, beeee, maaayyyy

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Nah put it in a jar and threaten people “last guy who spoke got his dick put in a jar”

Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck

MayWantsACoolName

Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck

OMG YES

MayWantsACoolName

I know what I'm doing with my dick now

Heck yea

Salty_possum

wheres beeeee

On my dick

im gonna cryyyy i dont wanna get up for school tomorrow

banned bee

im gonna cryyyy i dont wanna get up for school tomorrow

:(

banned bee

im gonna cryyyy i dont wanna get up for school tomorrow

Noooooooo

also sam i'm not gonna answer on spotify cause i put my phone up

banned bee

also sam i'm not gonna answer on spotify cause i put my phone up

Alr

I WAS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT STUPID THING IM DEFINITELY DOING THAT

I want to hurt myselff I've managed to not do it for a little bit

MayWantsACoolName

I want to hurt myselff I've managed to not do it for a little bit

Better than me

banned bee

DANG IT I FORGOT MY BLANKET

Haha fool

MayWantsACoolName

Actually I kinda just want to kill myself

Don’t do that either

MayWantsACoolName

Actually I kinda just want to kill myself

no.

may you were one of the people that kept me alive this past summer

MayWantsACoolName

Anyway gtg soon

My phone battery is getting low

banned bee

may you were one of the people that kept me alive this past summer

You even more important now may

MayWantsACoolName

My phone battery is getting low

I have a charger you could yse

I'm on 20% actually I could just turn on battery saver and lower the brightness

i'm literally laying in bed with my laptop plugged in soooo i could be on forever

MayWantsACoolName

IDK if you want me to stay just to be depressing lol

me aswell just at my desk

banned bee

we love you may

Sorry for what I'm probably going to end up doing then :( love ya too

you'll be out so soon please hold on

may please. i havent known u for long but i know ur are important to people and u are to me now aswell so please dont

But have we thought of the chances of it actually working instead of putting me in a mental hospital

MayWantsACoolName

But have we thought of the chances of it actually working instead of putting me in a mental hospital

Yes but it’s too risky

but that isnt as long as the rest of us

may we will keep trying to find ways to get you out

I’ll give you candy when you make it

im sorry. but please do try. im sure itll get better once ur out

Life clearly isn't that great, it's not worth years more if abuse

Mate if I gonna do 5 years of constant harassment, misgendering, and religious whatever then you can do 3 years of this

im so sorry u have to go through this but u can make it. i value ur life and so do bee and jordan

MayWantsACoolName

Bcsjfdhgvbb I genuinely want to stab someone

They deserve it

I mean I have access to knives so it I'm killing myself anyway I probably just will lol

Here’s a deal, if you do, then bee might, if bee does, I do

have you been collecting evidence at all?

Salty_possum

IF U GUYS DO THEN I DO

Dang

banned bee

have you been collecting evidence at all?

That’s a good idea actually

banned bee

have you been collecting evidence at all?

Yeah but I have barely anything, kinda hard to pull out your camera when you're away from your phone being hit

MayWantsACoolName

Yeah but I have barely anything, kinda hard to pull out your camera when you're away from your phone being hit

Jeez

keep gathering evidence no matter how long it takes

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I just try to use all pronoun sets equally for people with multiple

MayWantsACoolName

I just try to use all pronoun sets equally for people with multiple

Ooooh good idea ima try

Bro for once you don’t fall asleep

shut upppp you're two hours behind

Also remember that time you panicked bc you fell asleep with bp open

banned bee

nah i'm here

You normally have good ideas how do I get away without killing at least 1 person

Take at night, kill, hide body, go missing, you got lost, was no murder

MayWantsACoolName

You normally have good ideas how do I get away without killing at least 1 person

do you ever go to the store or something?

sam not jam

Also remember that time you panicked bc you fell asleep with bp open

YES I WAS TERRIFIED

banned bee

YES I WAS TERRIFIED

Exactly

MayWantsACoolName

Yeah

okay so "get lost" at the store

banned bee

okay so "get lost" at the store

That’s actually a great idea

sam not jam

Also remember that time you panicked bc you fell asleep with bp open

Rookie mistake, I log out after every use and only use with a vpn

no no what u do is u kill someone then u hide a dead deer or something over it so the cops believe dogs were just smelling the deer meat

MayWantsACoolName

Rookie mistake, I log out after every use and only use with a vpn

Dang

MayWantsACoolName

Rookie mistake, I log out after every use and only use with a vpn

And not on my home wifi

Salty_possum

no no what u do is u kill someone then u hide a dead deer or something over it so the cops believe dogs were just smelling the deer meat

Yes but they can find you, if you disappear too then you both got lost

Salty_possum

no no what u do is u kill someone then u hide a dead deer or something over it so the cops believe dogs were just smelling the deer meat

No you dig a 10 foot grave. Body, then concrete, then some dirt, bleach, more dirt, then dead animal

guys i'm so comfy in my bed ik that's random but it's perfect

banned bee

guys i'm so comfy in my bed ik that's random but it's perfect

DUDE THAT GAVE ME A THOUGHT

sam not jam

Y’all I gotta get off now

noooo

banned bee

what

wish I could be there

MayWantsACoolName

Preferably covered with an endangered plant

perfect

sam not jam

wish I could be there

i wish you could too

ANYWAY LOVE YA BEEEE GOODNIGHT YALLLLL

sam not jam

ANYWAY LOVE YA BEEEE GOODNIGHT YALLLLL

goodnight!

well what do you think about "getting lost" in a store

there's so many places to hide

bee, jordan meant in a way that u would talk on spotify

Salty_possum

bee, jordan meant in a way that u would talk on spotify

wdym

banned bee

wdym

talk on spotify with jordan

MayWantsACoolName

Not a very easy idea

you could find someone and tell them

banned bee

there's so many places to hide

Then from there? I'm basically running and homeless without devices

Salty_possum

talk on spotify with jordan

but she had to go?

banned bee

you could find someone and tell them

Again, proof

MayWantsACoolName

Again, proof

wouldn't you still need proof if you ended up in the hospital?

banned bee

but she had to go?

it something u would talk on spotify about?? idk shes telling me thins

Salty_possum

it something u would talk on spotify about?? idk shes telling me thins

but i'm in bed already

banned bee

but i'm in bed already

she says she knows that. also she said forget about it she'll explain tomorrow

I just got kicked out fr fr no cap definately not a lie to justify getting away especially since i have audio prøving they threatened it once

Salty_possum

she says she knows that. also she said forget about it she'll explain tomorrow

no i can do it

MayWantsACoolName

I just got kicked out fr fr no cap definately not a lie to justify getting away especially since i have audio prøving they threatened it once

YES

banned bee

no i can do it

she says noooo stay in bed

noooo i'll get out of bed for her

banned bee

noooo i'll get out of bed for her

"ur an idiot" - jordan

MayWantsACoolName

Is that a good plan

i think its a good plan if u have proof

MayWantsACoolName

I just got kicked out fr fr no cap definately not a lie to justify getting away especially since i have audio prøving they threatened it once

Rate it

Salty_possum

i have to go now. gn!

gn!!!

Also I may or may not have hurt myself for the first time in a while and probably Won't be able to stop again :)

it happens i get it but please try to find other methods

do you happen to have rubber bands anywhere

put one around your wrist and snap it

May u idiot

U really think u can talk shit about Dagger and people won’t get mad?

Nobody is on ur side except for those three

You can’t beat Dagger

That was the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever seen

Fuckin bozo

Got bigger issues right now than an Internet bully, don't care

He’s not a bully you’re just sensitive

Buh bye now

MayWantsACoolName

Gn

gn <3 sorry i fell asleep