Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck
Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck
sam not jam
Who wants full custody of ma dick
Salty_possum
not me
sam not jam
Oof
Salty_possum
thats for bee
sam not jam
Put it in a jar
Salty_possum
no u
sam not jam
Dang
Salty_possum
ye
sam not jam
It’s people deterent
sam not jam
I’m eating say again
Salty_possum
so u wanna wave it in someones face?
sam not jam
Nah put it in a jar and threaten people “last guy who spoke got his dick put in a jar”
Salty_possum
amazing
MayWantsACoolName
Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck
MayWantsACoolName
Flip*
MayWantsACoolName
For the second cut
Salty_possum
lmaooo
sam not jam
OMG YES
Salty_possum
that would be something id pay to see
MayWantsACoolName
I know what I'm doing with my dick now
Salty_possum
awesome
sam not jam
Heck yea
Salty_possum
wheres beeeee
MayWantsACoolName
Other post
sam not jam
On my dick
Salty_possum
wow
sam not jam
Yes
sam not jam
Comedy
Salty_possum
comedic
Salty_possum
k
sam not jam
Ye
MayWantsACoolName
My turn next
banned bee
im gonna cryyyy i dont wanna get up for school tomorrow
sam not jam
Deal
MayWantsACoolName
:(
sam not jam
Noooooooo
banned bee
also sam i'm not gonna answer on spotify cause i put my phone up
sam not jam
Alr
MayWantsACoolName
I want to do something stupid
Salty_possum
nuuuu dont cryyy
Salty_possum
yes
Salty_possum
do
sam not jam
NO DONT
Salty_possum
YES
Salty_possum
DO
sam not jam
SHE MEANS SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW
sam not jam
MAY PLEASE DONT
Salty_possum
COOL
Salty_possum
I WANNA KNOW
Salty_possum
SO DOOO
sam not jam
ITS VERY BAD IF IT GOES WRING
sam not jam
WRONG
Salty_possum
WHAT HAPPENS
sam not jam
NO MORE MAY
Salty_possum
TELL ME WHAT IM IN FOR
MayWantsACoolName
I WAS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT STUPID THING IM DEFINITELY DOING THAT
sam not jam
Oh good
banned bee
may is it the thing
MayWantsACoolName
I want to hurt myselff I've managed to not do it for a little bit
banned bee
DANG IT I FORGOT MY BLANKET
sam not jam
Better than me
banned bee
i'm very proud of you may
sam not jam
Haha fool
banned bee
:(
MayWantsACoolName
Actually I kinda just want to kill myself
banned bee
MEANIE
sam not jam
Don’t do that either
banned bee
no.
MayWantsACoolName
:(
MayWantsACoolName
I mean like I don't need to live
banned bee
yes you do
sam not jam
Yes you do may
Salty_possum
NOO WAIT DONT DO THE STUPID THINGG
sam not jam
You very much do
MayWantsACoolName
Nah
banned bee
yeah
sam not jam
Bro
sam not jam
You my idol
MayWantsACoolName
Anyway gtg soon
banned bee
may you were one of the people that kept me alive this past summer
banned bee
okay
MayWantsACoolName
Aw :)
sam not jam
Well goodnight then
MayWantsACoolName
My phone battery is getting low
banned bee
aw man
MayWantsACoolName
I can stay on a bit longer
sam not jam
You even more important now may
sam not jam
I have a charger you could yse
sam not jam
Usr
sam not jam
Yse
Salty_possum
use
sam not jam
Use
banned bee
HAHA YOU CANT SPELL
sam not jam
I know
sam not jam
We all knoe
sam not jam
Knoe
sam not jam
Knkw
sam not jam
Know
MayWantsACoolName
I'm on 20% actually I could just turn on battery saver and lower the brightness
banned bee
do it
sam not jam
Good idea
Salty_possum
yeah stay
banned bee
i'm literally laying in bed with my laptop plugged in soooo i could be on forever
MayWantsACoolName
IDK if you want me to stay just to be depressing lol
sam not jam
Bruhhhhh
banned bee
stay
banned bee
we love you may
Salty_possum
me aswell just at my desk
Salty_possum
wrong reply
Salty_possum
whoops
sam not jam
May we all want you to dtayt
sam not jam
Stay
sam not jam
Oh lord
MayWantsACoolName
Sorry for what I'm probably going to end up doing then :( love ya too
banned bee
may no....
sam not jam
Please dont
banned bee
you'll be out so soon please hold on
Salty_possum
may please. i havent known u for long but i know ur are important to people and u are to me now aswell so please dont
MayWantsACoolName
But have we thought of the chances of it actually working instead of putting me in a mental hospital
sam not jam
See man even possum agreed
sam not jam
Yes but it’s too risky
MayWantsACoolName
So let's be honest I'm probably stuck here
Salty_possum
no ur not
Salty_possum
ull get out
sam not jam
Yea, it’s only 3 years
MayWantsACoolName
In 3 years
Salty_possum
but that isnt as long as the rest of us
banned bee
may we will keep trying to find ways to get you out
sam not jam
I’ll give you candy when you make it
banned bee
i promise
MayWantsACoolName
I can't do 3 years
sam not jam
Yes you can
Salty_possum
u got this!
MayWantsACoolName
I don't want to
Salty_possum
im sorry. but please do try. im sure itll get better once ur out
MayWantsACoolName
Life clearly isn't that great, it's not worth years more if abuse
sam not jam
Mate if I gonna do 5 years of constant harassment, misgendering, and religious whatever then you can do 3 years of this
MayWantsACoolName
Nah
MayWantsACoolName
I need out
MayWantsACoolName
So if death is how I don't value my life anyway
banned bee
we do though
sam not jam
We’ll have ideas
Salty_possum
im so sorry u have to go through this but u can make it. i value ur life and so do bee and jordan
MayWantsACoolName
Bcsjfdhgvbb I genuinely want to stab someone
sam not jam
Stab me
Salty_possum
oh me too
MayWantsACoolName
They deserve it
banned bee
stab me
Salty_possum
am i allowed to ask who?
sam not jam
No
MayWantsACoolName
I mean I have access to knives so it I'm killing myself anyway I probably just will lol
sam not jam
UM NO
banned bee
no-
Salty_possum
NO PLEASE
Salty_possum
no "lol"
Salty_possum
thats not funny
Salty_possum
u matter
sam not jam
I no curse but I would rn
banned bee
istg may if you do something
MayWantsACoolName
Gruydjfsdbvcfhhvfgbvfj
Salty_possum
please dont do something
MayWantsACoolName
What do I do then
banned bee
it's evident you can't stay
sam not jam
Here’s a deal, if you do, then bee might, if bee does, I do
Salty_possum
call the po po
Salty_possum
IF U GUYS DO THEN I DO
MayWantsACoolName
No proof
Salty_possum
oh
banned bee
have you been collecting evidence at all?
sam not jam
Dang
sam not jam
That’s a good idea actually
sam not jam
Bee had a good idea for once
sam not jam
Sorry
MayWantsACoolName
Yeah but I have barely anything, kinda hard to pull out your camera when you're away from your phone being hit
sam not jam
Jeez
MayWantsACoolName
I probably shouldn't stab people right
Salty_possum
yeah dont
banned bee
only if they deserve it
MayWantsACoolName
They clearly do
sam not jam
The two sides of me
Salty_possum
yeah same lol
sam not jam
Wanna hear a joke
Salty_possum
ur mom
MayWantsACoolName
What do I do
Salty_possum
keep gathering evidence no matter how long it takes
MayWantsACoolName
Nah
banned bee
always be recording
MayWantsACoolName
I need out quick
Salty_possum
run away
MayWantsACoolName
Tried that
Salty_possum
hm
MayWantsACoolName
Bee you still here
sam not jam
She ded
sam not jam
Wait
sam not jam
Since when do I say she for bee
Salty_possum
wooooooooow
sam not jam
Nah cause they use it just I dont
sam not jam
Normally use it for them
MayWantsACoolName
Noo he can't diee
MayWantsACoolName
I just try to use all pronoun sets equally for people with multiple
Salty_possum
oooooh
sam not jam
Nah but probably fell asleep
banned bee
nah i'm here
sam not jam
Ooooh good idea ima try
Salty_possum
yoo
sam not jam
Bro for once you don’t fall asleep
banned bee
shut upppp you're two hours behind
Salty_possum
and ur one, and jordan is 3
sam not jam
Also remember that time you panicked bc you fell asleep with bp open
Salty_possum
for me
MayWantsACoolName
You normally have good ideas how do I get away without killing at least 1 person
sam not jam
Take at night, kill, hide body, go missing, you got lost, was no murder
banned bee
do you ever go to the store or something?
MayWantsACoolName
Yeah
banned bee
YES I WAS TERRIFIED
sam not jam
Exactly
banned bee
okay so "get lost" at the store
banned bee
stores are big
sam not jam
That’s actually a great idea
MayWantsACoolName
Rookie mistake, I log out after every use and only use with a vpn
Salty_possum
no no what u do is u kill someone then u hide a dead deer or something over it so the cops believe dogs were just smelling the deer meat
sam not jam
Dang
MayWantsACoolName
And not on my home wifi
sam not jam
Yes but they can find you, if you disappear too then you both got lost
Salty_possum
coffe beans
Salty_possum
coffee
sam not jam
Y’all I gotta get off now
MayWantsACoolName
No you dig a 10 foot grave. Body, then concrete, then some dirt, bleach, more dirt, then dead animal
banned bee
guys i'm so comfy in my bed ik that's random but it's perfect
Salty_possum
true
MayWantsACoolName
Preferably covered with an endangered plant
sam not jam
DUDE THAT GAVE ME A THOUGHT
Salty_possum
noooo
banned bee
what
sam not jam
wish I could be there
MayWantsACoolName
GN <3
Salty_possum
perfect
banned bee
i wish you could too
sam not jam
ANYWAY LOVE YA BEEEE GOODNIGHT YALLLLL
banned bee
nighty <3
Salty_possum
goodnight!
MayWantsACoolName
So bee how do I get away without murder and suicide
Salty_possum
bee only murder
banned bee
well what do you think about "getting lost" in a store
MayWantsACoolName
How would that help
banned bee
you wouldn't be found
banned bee
there's so many places to hide
MayWantsACoolName
So I'm on the run for 3 years?
Salty_possum
bee, jordan meant in a way that u would talk on spotify
MayWantsACoolName
Not a very easy idea
banned bee
wdym
Salty_possum
talk on spotify with jordan
banned bee
you could find someone and tell them
MayWantsACoolName
Then from there? I'm basically running and homeless without devices
banned bee
but she had to go?
MayWantsACoolName
Again, proof
MayWantsACoolName
WAIT GUYS
banned bee
wouldn't you still need proof if you ended up in the hospital?
banned bee
what
Salty_possum
it something u would talk on spotify about?? idk shes telling me thins
banned bee
but i'm in bed already
Salty_possum
she says she knows that. also she said forget about it she'll explain tomorrow
MayWantsACoolName
I just got kicked out fr fr no cap definately not a lie to justify getting away especially since i have audio prøving they threatened it once
banned bee
no i can do it
Salty_possum
so it
banned bee
YES
Salty_possum
she says noooo stay in bed
banned bee
noooo i'll get out of bed for her
Salty_possum
"ur an idiot" - jordan
MayWantsACoolName
Is that a good plan
Salty_possum
yes
Salty_possum
"and a simp" lol
Salty_possum
i think its a good plan if u have proof
MayWantsACoolName
Bee
MayWantsACoolName
Rate my plan
banned bee
what
Salty_possum
i have to go now. gn!
MayWantsACoolName
Rate it
MayWantsACoolName
GN :)
banned bee
gn!!!
banned bee
do it
MayWantsACoolName
When
banned bee
as soon as possible
MayWantsACoolName
So its a good plan
banned bee
yes
MayWantsACoolName
Also I may or may not have hurt myself for the first time in a while and probably Won't be able to stop again :)
banned bee
may no :(
MayWantsACoolName
Scissors are a great multipurpose tool
MayWantsACoolName
Sorry :(
banned bee
it happens i get it but please try to find other methods
MayWantsACoolName
K don't really have any
MayWantsACoolName
I*
banned bee
do you happen to have rubber bands anywhere
MayWantsACoolName
Yeah
banned bee
put one around your wrist and snap it
MayWantsACoolName
Okay
MayWantsACoolName
I'm going to bed
MayWantsACoolName
Gn
MayWantsACoolName
<3
Wade
May u idiot
MayWantsACoolName
?
Wade
U really think u can talk shit about Dagger and people won’t get mad?
Wade
Nobody is on ur side except for those three
MayWantsACoolName
Cool
Wade
You can’t beat Dagger
MayWantsACoolName
And?
MayWantsACoolName
I don't care
Wade
That was the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever seen
Wade
Fuckin bozo
MayWantsACoolName
Got bigger issues right now than an Internet bully, don't care
Wade
He’s not a bully you’re just sensitive
Wade
Buh bye now
banned bee
gn <3 sorry i fell asleep
MayWantsACoolName
Okay <3
sam not jam
imagine threatning a child
Salty_possum
i dont have to