Jordannn, beeee, maaayyyy

Who wants full custody of ma dick

not me

Oof

thats for bee

Put it in a jar

no u

Dang

ye

It’s people deterent

I’m eating say again

so u wanna wave it in someones face?

Nah put it in a jar and threaten people “last guy who spoke got his dick put in a jar”

amazing

Imagine someone cuts you off in traffic and you don't cut them off but ominously hold up your dick in a jar and mouth "your next" while moving your finger across your neck

Flip*

For the second cut

lmaooo

OMG YES

that would be something id pay to see

I know what I'm doing with my dick now

awesome

Heck yea

wheres beeeee

Other post

On my dick

wow

Yes

Comedy

comedic

k

Ye

My turn next

im gonna cryyyy i dont wanna get up for school tomorrow

Deal

:(

Noooooooo

I want to do something stupid

nuuuu dont cryyy

yes

do

NO DONT

YES

DO

SHE MEANS SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW

MAY PLEASE DONT

COOL

I WANNA KNOW

SO DOOO

ITS VERY BAD IF IT GOES WRING

WRONG

WHAT HAPPENS

NO MORE MAY

TELL ME WHAT IM IN FOR

I WAS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT STUPID THING IM DEFINITELY DOING THAT

Oh good

may is it the thing

I want to hurt myselff I've managed to not do it for a little bit

DANG IT I FORGOT MY BLANKET

Better than me

i'm very proud of you may

Haha fool

:(

Actually I kinda just want to kill myself

MEANIE

Don’t do that either

no.

:(

I mean like I don't need to live

yes you do

Yes you do may

NOO WAIT DONT DO THE STUPID THINGG

You very much do

Nah

yeah

Bro

You my idol

Anyway gtg soon

may you were one of the people that kept me alive this past summer

okay

Aw :)

Well goodnight then

My phone battery is getting low

aw man

I can stay on a bit longer

You even more important now may

I have a charger you could yse

Usr

Yse

use

Use

HAHA YOU CANT SPELL

I know

We all knoe

Knoe

Knkw

Know

I'm on 20% actually I could just turn on battery saver and lower the brightness

do it

Good idea

yeah stay

i'm literally laying in bed with my laptop plugged in soooo i could be on forever

IDK if you want me to stay just to be depressing lol

Bruhhhhh

stay

we love you may

me aswell just at my desk

wrong reply

whoops

May we all want you to dtayt

Stay

Oh lord

Sorry for what I'm probably going to end up doing then :( love ya too

may no....

Please dont

you'll be out so soon please hold on

may please. i havent known u for long but i know ur are important to people and u are to me now aswell so please dont

But have we thought of the chances of it actually working instead of putting me in a mental hospital

See man even possum agreed

Yes but it’s too risky

So let's be honest I'm probably stuck here

no ur not

ull get out

Yea, it’s only 3 years

In 3 years

but that isnt as long as the rest of us

may we will keep trying to find ways to get you out

I’ll give you candy when you make it

i promise

I can't do 3 years

Yes you can

u got this!

I don't want to

im sorry. but please do try. im sure itll get better once ur out

Life clearly isn't that great, it's not worth years more if abuse

Mate if I gonna do 5 years of constant harassment, misgendering, and religious whatever then you can do 3 years of this

Nah

I need out

So if death is how I don't value my life anyway

we do though

We’ll have ideas

im so sorry u have to go through this but u can make it. i value ur life and so do bee and jordan

Bcsjfdhgvbb I genuinely want to stab someone

Stab me

oh me too

They deserve it

stab me

am i allowed to ask who?

No

I mean I have access to knives so it I'm killing myself anyway I probably just will lol

UM NO

no-

NO PLEASE

no "lol"

thats not funny

u matter

I no curse but I would rn

istg may if you do something

Gruydjfsdbvcfhhvfgbvfj

please dont do something

What do I do then

it's evident you can't stay

Here’s a deal, if you do, then bee might, if bee does, I do

call the po po

IF U GUYS DO THEN I DO

No proof

oh

have you been collecting evidence at all?

Dang

That’s a good idea actually

Bee had a good idea for once

Sorry

I probably shouldn't stab people right

yeah dont

only if they deserve it

They clearly do

The two sides of me

yeah same lol

Wanna hear a joke

ur mom

What do I do

keep gathering evidence no matter how long it takes

Nah

always be recording

I need out quick

run away

Tried that

hm

Bee you still here

She ded

Wait

Since when do I say she for bee

wooooooooow

Nah cause they use it just I dont

Normally use it for them

Noo he can't diee

I just try to use all pronoun sets equally for people with multiple

oooooh

Nah but probably fell asleep

nah i'm here

Ooooh good idea ima try

yoo

Bro for once you don’t fall asleep

shut upppp you're two hours behind

and ur one, and jordan is 3

Also remember that time you panicked bc you fell asleep with bp open

for me

You normally have good ideas how do I get away without killing at least 1 person

Take at night, kill, hide body, go missing, you got lost, was no murder

do you ever go to the store or something?

Yeah

okay so "get lost" at the store

stores are big

That’s actually a great idea

Rookie mistake, I log out after every use and only use with a vpn

no no what u do is u kill someone then u hide a dead deer or something over it so the cops believe dogs were just smelling the deer meat

Dang

And not on my home wifi

Yes but they can find you, if you disappear too then you both got lost

coffe beans

coffee

Y’all I gotta get off now

No you dig a 10 foot grave. Body, then concrete, then some dirt, bleach, more dirt, then dead animal

guys i'm so comfy in my bed ik that's random but it's perfect

true

Preferably covered with an endangered plant

DUDE THAT GAVE ME A THOUGHT

noooo

GN <3

perfect

i wish you could too

ANYWAY LOVE YA BEEEE GOODNIGHT YALLLLL

nighty <3

goodnight!

So bee how do I get away without murder and suicide

bee only murder

well what do you think about "getting lost" in a store

How would that help

you wouldn't be found

there's so many places to hide

So I'm on the run for 3 years?

bee, jordan meant in a way that u would talk on spotify

Not a very easy idea

you could find someone and tell them

Then from there? I'm basically running and homeless without devices

but she had to go?

Again, proof

WAIT GUYS

wouldn't you still need proof if you ended up in the hospital?

what

I just got kicked out fr fr no cap definately not a lie to justify getting away especially since i have audio prøving they threatened it once

no i can do it

so it

YES

she says noooo stay in bed

Is that a good plan

yes

"and a simp" lol

i think its a good plan if u have proof

Bee

Rate my plan

what

i have to go now. gn!

Rate it

GN :)

gn!!!

do it

When

as soon as possible

So its a good plan

yes

Also I may or may not have hurt myself for the first time in a while and probably Won't be able to stop again :)

may no :(

Scissors are a great multipurpose tool

Sorry :(

it happens i get it but please try to find other methods

K don't really have any

I*

do you happen to have rubber bands anywhere

Yeah

put one around your wrist and snap it

Okay

I'm going to bed

Gn

<3

May u idiot

?

U really think u can talk shit about Dagger and people won’t get mad?

Nobody is on ur side except for those three

Cool

You can’t beat Dagger

And?

I don't care

That was the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever seen

Fuckin bozo

Got bigger issues right now than an Internet bully, don't care

He’s not a bully you’re just sensitive

Buh bye now

gn <3 sorry i fell asleep

Okay <3

imagine threatning a child

i dont have to