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Heyyyy

hi

yo

hey mal!

hey apple!!

this site is so dry

i know it's so boring

real we need people to come online

i totally agree

today has been like especially dry

its 9 am for me

i know tf is they doing

damn it's 5 pm for me

and its sunday as you know

fr like we need wade and anon and burr and toast

its 2 pm on a saturday for me lol

it's 17:45 on a saturday for me

oh wow

apple youre a time traveler\

i am

im traveling seconds into the future without even trying

woah

that's incredible

how do you do it

i sit there and channel the energy of my ancestors

woah

i do dolphin movements indicating the movement of time, sound and light

thats how i do it

oh wow thats intense

r u on dark mode

no

there's nothing good on the tv 😭

oooof

im playing bitlife what should i name my character

grinch

last name?

mcgrinchy

ahaha okay bet

hes gonna live in nigeria

okok

grinch will thrive wherever he is placed

absolutely

oh damn my moms 18 lmao

ah

he will prevail

oop aliens in romania lmfao

oh fuck grinch got asthma

he's very smart

oh no

get him an inhaler

that is an AMAZING name lmfao

FUCH I GOT E COLI TOO

*FUCK

no stop

srop

making him

be ill

okok im fixed from e coli

i cant choose if hes illll

it j happenssss

oh yes good

try harder

protec

YES DR FINALLY FIXED ASTHMA TOO

t grinchy

AFTER 3 TRIES

oh woooow

how old is grinch now

12

he j assaulted a bully

who are the two stalkers

as he should

idk lmao

MY PARENTS GOT ME A SNAKEEE

YES GRINCH

GO GRINCH

a girl j rejected me

wtf

who would reject grinch

GRINCH GRADUATED FROM HIGHSCHOOL AT 15

he should stab her

he's so smart

so proud of him

idiots grinch is gonna steal her christmas presents

hello flappers

ITS TIME

grinch got a scholarship

for what

chess

duh

um

BACKING OUT ON OUR CHESS?

im kindof watching a show rn

ill get distracted

i will not

wait wait

can you do it at five

grinch got a girlfriendddd

wooooow

whats her name

shes really stupid though

Chidie 💀

ah

make him dump her

im gonna call her shitty though cus she dont deserve grinch

Grinch should cheat on her

YES

real

HOOKUP TIME

yessssss

HE J HOOKED UP W SOMEONE AND GOT HER PREGNANT

DONUT COME BACK HERE

NOOO SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE

HOW OLD IS HE NOW

AA

shitty j had a baby what do i name her

26

grinch but worse

grinch but worse must be beautiful

wooow

she is very beautiful

not as beautiful as grinch

true

grinch is the most beautiful

yes

very

YOU SHOULD MAKE GRINCH CHEAT AGAIN

WE NEED TI USE CAPS BC IT SOUNDED DRY

i j dumped shitty cus she refused to have another baby w me

OKAYOKAY

GOOD

HE NEEDS A NEW SIDE HO

HOOKUP TIME

YESSSSSS

SIDE HOE HAD A BABYYYY

THATS THE MOST MID BABY EVER

GET A NEW ONE

OH FUCK I GOT GONORRHEA

OKAY IM CURED

YES GOOD

MAYBE ILL TAKE A BREAK FROM FUCKING GIRLS FOR A BIT

NO

DONT

OKAY FINE

THT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE

BUT I J SPENT $500 TO CURE HIS STD

DOES HE HAVE A JOB

MHM SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST

WHAT NO

WHY IS HE NOT A PROSTITUTE

IT WASNT AN OPTION

WHAT?

AND SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST PAYS A LOT

DAMMIT

DONUT CAN U PLAY CHESS AT FIVE

SURE

OK COOL

IM ACTUALLY REALLY BAD AT CHESS SO

YOURE PROBABLY GONNA BEAT ME

FAIR WARNING

MAL

WYA

AY

I J FED MY CATS

I J ABANDONED FUGLY GRINCH

CAUSE SHE WAS ONLY 50% PRETTY

I NEED AT LEAST 80%

GOOD

WAS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER OR YOUR WIFE

I FORGOR

DAUGHTER

I FEEL KINDA BAD SHES ONLY 3

U CANT CURE AN STD BTW

ONCE U HAVE IT U HAVE IT

SHHH

MY DR CURED IT

IT SAID SO

EMPATHY IS FOR THE WEAK

YOURE RIGHT YOURE RIGHT

IMMA MURDER SOMEONE

IMMA MURDER MY DAUGHTER

THE UGLY ONE

MUAHAHHAHAHHAHA

YESSSS

HOW MANY CHILDREN DOES HE HAVE

OHHH

YALL PLAYING THT ONE GAME

i killed so many animals in tht game...

ONLY 1 NOW

NONE OF MY SIDE HOES ARE GETTING PREGNANT

HAHAHAHAFHUAFH

GET NEW ONES

WILL DO

BRO WHAT

NOT ENOUGH

DOES HE HAVE COUSINS?

FUCK HIS COUSINS

I HAD A BABYYY

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

FUCK GRINCH HAS DEPRESSION

SDE HOE GRINCH?

AHAUIHFIUHFIUHF

NOOOOO

CURE IT

HE SHOULD FUCK THE SCIENCE TEACHER AT HIS SCHOOL

ISNT HE A PSYCHOLOGIST

CANT HE CURE HIMSELF

MY DOCTOR FAILED TO CURE MY DEPRESSION

SMH

NOOOO

GET A NEW DOCTOR

HAHAODHAFUIHFI

DEPRESSION

I HAVE ANXIETY TOOO

thats what im going to have bc you beat me

i will stay alive until someone goes "kys"

KYS

AHIADUHFIHGIH

IM JKJKJK

and then i will say "oh yes"

NOOOOOOO

YIURE SO MEAN

I DONT EVEN HAVE IT YET BC YOU HAVENT BEATEN ME YET

CURE HIM

NO

LET HIM HAVE ANXIETY

THE DOCTORS FUCKING SUCK

THEY CANT FIX ANYTHING

STOP BEING MEAN TO GIRNHC

YES I J CURED MYSELF

KYS GRINCH

HEHEHEHEHEEHHE

NICEEEE

STOPIT

NOOOO GRINCH DIED

TF THEY MEAN "MEDIOCRE"

LOVERS 9

LMAOOOOO

YUSSSSS

MAKE A NEW ONE

NAMED

SHAMPOO DRINKER

AHAHHA OKAY HOLLUP

IMMA MAKE A GIRL THIS TIME

OKOK

MAKE HER MURDER

AIHUDHUIAFHIH

OKAY

IM INDIAN

IS SHAMPOO DRINKER THRIVING YET

SHAMPOO DRINKER IS AN IDIOT

LOOK AT HER STATS

IM GAY

OH MY GOODNESS

I TRIED TO ELECTROCUTE MY GF AND GOT BUSTED

WHY IS SHE SO STUPID

FUCK

MAKE HER KILL HERSELF

I ESCAPED PRISON

OHH GOOD

KILL SOMEONE AGAIN

yummy

MY BAD I WAS CLEANING

HEY RYLEE BYLEE FYLEE HYLEE GYEE MYLEE KYLEE CYLEE WYLEE

HIIIIII

NO FUCK THE POLICE CAUGHT ME AGAIN IM GOING BACK TO PRISON

HRU

STOP BC I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL..

I ESCAPED AGAINNN

OMFG LMAOOO

IM OK JS ANNOYED BC IVE BEEN CLEANING FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT

ACK I HATE CLEANING

I ONLY HAD TO CLEAN MY CLOSET..

oh i j got sent to prison for 486 years...

WHATTTT

kill the guards

dont drop the soap..

i cant 😭

try harder

FUCK I ALMOST ESCAPED BUT GOT CAUGHTTT

i love bitlife

its so fun

YES I ESCAPED

NO I GOT CAUGHT AGAIN

I NOT GOT 1075 YEARS

*NOW

LMAO

UGHHH

I J WANNA MURDER MORE PEOPLE

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

OKOK I NEED UR OPINION MAL

MURDER UR INMATES

OO OKAY

I CANT

I CAN START A RIOT THOUGH

SO MY BOYFRIEND HAS A RING FROM HIS MOM AS A PROMISE TO GET BETTER, BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO ME, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

YES I STARTED A RIOT AND 38 PEOPLE WERE INJURED

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING

A MONTH ND A HALF

YES

DONT TAKE IT THAT'S TOO SOON

YEAH MAKE HIM KEEP IT

OKOKOKOKOK

I ESCAPED AGAIN

MURDER

THATS WHAT I WANTED BC I FEEL WEIRD TO TAKE IT.

YEAH IT'S TOO SOON FOR GIFTS LIKE THAT

MHM ESP IF ITS FROM HIS MOM

IF HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A RING THEN LIKE HE SHOULD BUY ONE THAT DOESNT HAVE SENTIMENTAL VALUE YK?

EXACTLY

FUCK I TRIED TO MURDER A HIPPIE AND HE MURDERED ME INSTEAD

HELP

DAMMIT

AHAHAHAHA

HER BIG BROTHER IS SO DISRESPECTFUL

MY BF AND I J WENT BACK AND FORTH W PICKUP LINES FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES

SHAMPOO DRINKER

LITERALLY THOUGH

IMMA MAKE A NEW ONE NAMED COCK SUCKER

SADLY MY BOYFRIEND JUST ............DOING SMTH

TO BUSY EATNG CANDY

too

STFU FLAPPY

lyt

YOUR THE ONE TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY LINES

youre

flappers

istg

hiiii

HI RYLEE <3

YOU AND JAKE R BACK TOGETHER?!!

WHAT THE FUCK PARENTS 22 YRS AGE GAP

DAMNNNNNN

OH SHE PRETTY

COCK SUCKER IS FINEEEE

OFC

HELP

SHE SUCKS COCK OFC SHE FINE

HES BLACK

BBC

AHSIHUAIFUHFAIUG

MY BROTHER KEEPS GLARING AT ME

HELP MY DAD DIED

BECOME AN ORPHAN

POOR LEVI SUCKER

MURDER YOUR MOTHER

I HAVE MUMPS WTF IS THAT?

I CANT TIL IM 18

imagine he meets someone named levi

OML IM GAYYY

HAHAHha

IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A HAMSTER

CHUBBY CHEEKS

imma dip, bye.

BYE RY

BYE RYLEEEE

I HAVE FUCKING FISH ODOR SYNDROME WTF

BUY HER DEODORANT

thatll fix it

fs

HAHHAHAHA

GUYS IM A JANITOR

I KILLED MY MOM

I PUSHED HER DOWN THE STAIRS

HEHEHEH

WTF IS SCABIES

OH EWEWEWEWEW DONT LOOK IT UP

YES

DOES SHE HAVE A BF YET

OMG IT IS EE

EW

OMG I MURDERED A RANDOM BEGGAR AND GOT CAUGHT BUT GOT A GOOD LAWYER AND WAS PROVEN INNOCENT

OMG YESS

HA A BURGLED A PLUS SIZED MODELS HOME

*I

DID YOU GET A BF YET

NO

ILL DO THAT NOW

OH WAIT IM GAY I GOTTA GET A GF

OKAY IM DATING MISTY

KILL MISTY

YES I BURGLED ANOTHER PERSON

OKAY

FUCK I GOT CAUGHT

AAAAAND I ESCAPED

NO THE POLICE FOUND ME

I GETTT MESSAGES FROM THE STARSSS

NNNUNUNUNU

SOMEONE INSULTED ME SO I ASSAULTED AD MURDERED HER

YES

I ESCAPED AGAIN

IM ARRESTED AGAINNN

HAIHUAFHAIUAFHAFIU

SHIT I DIED

HAHAAHAH AGAIN

I GIVE UP ON BITLIFE

AH

WHEN YOU MAKE SWEET LOVE TK MEEEEE

NO DONT

yes

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

FINE

THANK YOU

MAL

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU TOO FLAPARONI MACARONI

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

NAME THE NEXT PERSON

PISS SWALLOWER

OKAY

I'm going crazy ahhahahahahahhshshahshshahhahahahahahahahhaha

mmmeeee toototototoo

PISS PUNCTURED A BULLYS TOENAIL

AND IS AT 100% FOR LOOKS AND SMARTS

toto

I BLESS THE RAIIINS DOWN IN AFRICAA

HIS DAD IS A PEDOPHILE

WOOOOOW

NOOO PISS TRIED TO KILL HIS DAD AND GOT CAUGHT

AND DIDNT EVEN SUCCEED

DUDE NO

STOP

WE NEED PISS TO NOT GO TO PRISON

I ESCAPED

WERE GOOD

I TRIED TO KILL HIM AGAIN AND HE ASSAULTED ME

WTF

HE'S LITERALLY A DINOSAUR HE SHOULDNT BE THIS HARD TO KILL

AAAA

IM IN JAIL AGAIN

ITS BC HES A PEDOPHILE SO HES HAD PRACTICE WITH LITTLE BOYS

YES I ESCAPED

LMFAO IS HE GAY NOW TOO

NOOOOO

LOOK AT THE AGE DIF BETWEEN PARENTS BRO

YES I KILLED HIM

IK BUT YOU SAID LITTLE BOYS SO IM WONDERIN IF HES GAY

I GOT CAUGHT KILLING HIM BUT HES DEAD THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

OKAY I ESCAPED TIME TO KILL MY MOM

I KILLED HER BUT GOT FUCKING CAUGHT AGAIN

OML I ESCAPED AGAIN YES

NO IM IN JAIL AGAIN FOR KILLING MY BROTHER

SORRY BACK BACK

ESCAPE

NOOOO I ESCAPED TRIED TO KILL MY BROTHER BUT THEN HE KILLED ME

OH THAFS TEUE

YOU DIED???

YEAHH

GRRRRR

FURRY

FUCKING FURRY

U GROWLED

SS

OML MY BF J SAID THE BEST PICK UP LINE AHAHAHAHAHHAH

SS

I LOVE HIM

WHAT HE SAY?

you must be a campfire cause you're super hot and i want smore

.........

YKW

THTS NOT BAD

HAHAHAHAH

I LOVE IT

I COULD DO BETTER THO

JUST SAYIN

AHAHSIAUHDFN

HELLo

APPLE

HIII

HRUU?

IM GOOD THANKS

HEY APPLE

HEY

HRU

YWWWW GLAD UR DOING GOOD

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY YOU NEED THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERIOD

i hate you.

THERE

BETTER

GOOD JOB

TY

I GKTTA GO RN

BYEEEEE

BYEEEE <3

BRO

OUR CHESS AT 5

I LIED I DONT HAVE TO RN

I KNOW.

YAYYYY FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY