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    • I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

    beedev

    I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

    AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAGGGGG

    beedev

    I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

    womp womp

    beedev

    I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

    oh shit

    it’s a meme bitch

    beedev

    it’s a meme bitch

    😂 Fr

    bro my sister says that all the time

    Anonymous

    why u and layla had beef

    she’s an alt

    DAP ME UP

    anyone wanna dap me up

    GO AWAY

    Anonymous

    she’s an alt

    What does that mean 🐿️

    DAP ME UP

    make me leave

    I LNOW WHAT COUNTY YOU GO TO

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

    Anonymous

    i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

    pedo much

    DAP ME UP

    pedo much

    it’s a doja cat song

    stfu I'm under 18 you pedo

    Anonymous

    My water bottles ran out

    DAMN GET SOME BOOTLE OF WATTLES

    ✨Jassy✨

    go fill it up

    What😭

    Anonymous

    JASSYVGET ONSTARSAM

    I will

    ✨Jassy✨

    my birthday is in 3 weeks

    Happy early birthday

    Anonymous

    omg i’m 6

    I thought you said your 16

    lets make a party on here for jassy

    ✨Jassy✨

    I'm turning 14

    wait seriously?

    guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

    bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

    Anonymous

    guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

    you okay?

    ✨Jassy✨

    bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

    for what

    ✨Jassy✨

    bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

    I Wish you Luck

    have fun being temporarily high and in serious pain at the same time

    ✨Jassy✨

    you okay?

    it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

    Anonymous

    it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

    He got bullied

    Leo if you wanna talk we can go on wje lounge

    Anonymous

    He got bullied

    yeah he got bullied I didn't know that'

    Those 55kg vapers are crazy

    Anonymous

    Those 55kg vapers are crazy

    ...

    my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

    ✨Jassy✨

    my finger hurttsssssssssssss

    Go to s doktorr

    ✨Jassy✨

    my finger hurttsssssssssssss

    maybe like tell ur parents?

    DAP ME UP

    my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

    💀

    DAP ME UP

    my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

    ugh, my bro used to go to a school with a serious drug problem

    and he forgot to lock his locker

    and half the class robbed him💀

    i keep ripping the skin off my lips

    candy sweets or the other type

    Damn he lost his Business quick

    Fuck off the sweets tasted good

    Cosmo idk

    candy sweets or the other type

    CANDY😭😭😭

    Anonymous

    i keep ripping the skin off my lips

    ME TOO

    Anonymous

    ME TOO

    idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

    Anonymous

    idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

    Real

    Anonymous

    it bleeds but it’s ok

    Yea

    ✨Jassy✨

    oogway are you okay?

    Im alrrr

    I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

    Anonymous

    guys is that self harm

    No

    ✨Jassy✨

    I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

    imagine still having braces

    Cosmo idk

    imagine still having braces

    i have invisalign

    males and females i have a question

    snd i just got double jaw surgery in december

    Cosmo idk

    imagine still having braces

    imagine being built like squidward

    DAP ME UP

    males and females i have a question

    Yea

    did I make the right choice

    ✨Jassy✨

    imagine being built like squidward

    stfu

    hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

    DAP ME UP

    did I make the right choice

    cancer can be eliminated, but not cured

    Anonymous

    hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

    Mine too a couple of days ago

    Anonymous

    Ur lip gonna hurt leo

    it feels really good

    guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

    ✨Jassy✨

    guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

    Yeyyyyy

    Anonymous

    it feels really good

    thats what she said

    Anonymous

    it feels really good

    Yea

    a little chance in the universe

    Thats would be crazyyyyyyy

    Anonymous

    i keep ripping the skin off my lips

    Sorry.

    U guys ever stole something from a store?

    It is I, Elizabeth

    Anonymous

    U guys ever stole something from a store?

    nah

    Anonymous

    U guys ever stole something from a store?

    nope

    unless its in roblox, then yes

    My friends steal from Sephora

    I only stole candy from friends

    Elllla

    My friends steal from Sephora

    Whos sephora?

    I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

    Anonymous

    Whos sephora?

    it's a store

    ✨Jassy✨

    I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

    lmao

    ✨Jassy✨

    I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

    7$ 💀

    Anonymous

    yall like horror movies?

    i ain't ever watching the eras tour

    Cosmo idk

    i ain't ever watching the eras tour

    😭

    ✨Jassy✨

    I was just watching it 2

    Name?

    and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

    Damn i thought 2 horror movies

    y'all need to watch the wild robot

    ✨Jassy✨

    y'all need to watch the wild robot

    i loved the books

    Cosmo idk

    and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

    😭😭😭

    but what npc acually likes harry potter?

    but harry potter sucks ngl (for me)

    I like the books more then the movies

    i prefer books over movies

    11 yo me felt so powerfull after watching a 16+ movie

    the nearest one was maybe Oppenheimer, but that was before i read American prometheus

    ✨Jassy✨

    I'm tired

    Me too

    I met new friends on tt bc of her

    ✨Jassy✨

    I feel so left out rn

    hahahaa im so sry

    Cosmo idk

    she def looks really nice

    🙏

    THAT SW MF TOLD ME SHE LOOKS MEAN

    ✨Jassy✨

    did you get her number?

    I could have had

    ✨Jassy✨

    did you get her number?

    he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

    cuz my aunt who din know i liked her

    ✨Jassy✨

    but you didnt

    Nop

    Cosmo idk

    he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

    Yea

    Anonymous

    I had to walk to her

    that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

    Anonymous

    CUZ I WAS SO SCATED

    see my last comment

    Cosmo idk

    that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

    80% win chnace

    wait, how big was the age gap between you two?

    i instantly fell in love with her the second i saw her

    Cosmo idk

    wait, how big was the age gap between you two?

    None ig

    bro why tf is everyone so much older then me

    Anonymous

    I SAW HER AT THE POOK

    pook?

    Cosmo idk

    so ur like 18 or what

    Nahhh

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    i didn't see for long enough

    Cosmo idk

    i didn't see for long enough

    Me neither💀

    Heroin Monkey

    How old r u

    Cant say that

    Anonymous

    Cant say that

    alr then

    i din got her face on foto tho

    Heroin Monkey

    Ik u can undelete comments

    🤷‍♂️look idc

    Anonymous

    i din got her face on foto tho

    damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

    Cosmo idk

    damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

    😭

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    Fun fact:

    ✨Jassy✨

    its the fact he's not denying it

    😭

    ✨Jassy✨

    why is he not denying it???

    I WOUDNT

    so you would jack off at her face?

    Cosmo idk

    so you would jack off at her face?

    No

    Heroin Monkey

    How bro felt after saying that

    😭

    Heroin Monkey

    Chat should I face rev

    PLS

    Heroin Monkey

    Chat should I face rev

    nah

    Heroin Monkey

    Chat should I face rev

    no balls

    ✨Jassy✨

    man is beating his meat rn

    NO

    we all now that ur a ginger

    Cosmo idk

    we all now that ur a ginger

    😭

    Cosmo idk

    we all now that ur a ginger

    ...

    I'll do it if you admit to beating ur meat

    I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

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    Anonymous

    I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

    so you are edging to someone else now?

    Cosmo idk

    so you are edging to someone else now?

    Rn? No

    but you have jacked off earlier?

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    U look sigma

    Cosmo idk

    but you have jacked off earlier?

    Today?

    no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

    Anonymous

    no

    but you have jacked off before

    Cosmo idk

    no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

    Fr? 😭

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    Heroin Monkey

    No Luiz does it for u

    not yet

    I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

    Anonymous

    I wasnt beating it to her

    then who you beating to?

    ✨Jassy✨

    I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

    heroin is the perpetrator

    Heroin Monkey

    Did you even see the picture of me

    Yea

    Heroin Monkey

    Did you even see the picture of me

    you look like this guy at my climbing gym

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    i only said one thing about a normal biological process

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    I saw sombody get hit with a stop sign

    Heroin Monkey

    Don't mind the cross8ng sign I'm holding

    Din see it

    then the person got up and hit the other guy

    Heroin Monkey

    That was TOTALLY a real picture of me

    Oh

    btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

    cosmo said something about jacking off?

    Heroin Monkey

    Yes you did

    NO I DIN

    Anonymous

    NO I DIN

    PAFAHAFGAGAFAHHSJSG

    Cosmo idk

    btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

    Cosmo I'ma fight you

    ✨Jassy✨

    Cosmo I'ma fight you

    fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

    is kinda overrated

    Cosmo idk

    fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

    I'ma fight you for telling him to join the fucking coversation

    Cosmo idk

    fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

    he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

    kris

    is kinda overrated

    how bout gooning?

    Cosmo idk

    he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

    and sending the videos to amy

    🐿️🔥🐿️🔥🐿️🔥

    ✨Jassy✨

    I have a question for yall

    yeah?

    🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

    grooming and edging are the e same thing

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    Anonymous

    Imma go back to sw ig

    why?

    Comment deleted

    I dont think sooo

    You should take 0.5 photos but like not from above Idk if u understand ayyy

    bro I put on my uniform for karate one time

    and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

    Anonymous

    wdy think abt sw?

    other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

    ✨Jassy✨

    and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

    DAMMMMN

    and I did it was just the pants that were making me look like I put on weight

    Cosmo idk

    other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

    👍

    Cosmo idk

    you do actually look good

    Real

    though of course i'm biased. you are kinda like a half-mommy to me

    Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

    if you did I would have said try and find her instagram

    i looked up my hotels insta page

    snd searched through followers

    Anonymous

    Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

    stalk her online

    Cosmo idk

    stalk her online

    in an overly creepy fashion

    How tf am i supposted to find her

    Anonymous

    How tf am i supposted to find her

    do you know her full name?

    he doesn't even knw her first name

    HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

    Cosmo idk

    do you know her full name?

    Nop

    Anonymous

    HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

    A LOT

    Anonymous

    Nop

    do you have any mutual friends that you know of?

    ✨Jassy✨

    I think he's slow

    Shut up

    yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

    ✨Jassy✨

    yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

    No shut up

    ✨Jassy✨

    yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

    Im tired be quieg

    Anonymous

    shes from londom

    Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

    Anonymous

    Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

    london

    Anonymous

    tell me what to do

    Do you like her?

    ✨Jassy✨

    london

    I'm that special yet

    Anonymous

    Yea?

    What's her ip I'll rail her for u

    Anonymous

    What's her ip I'll rail her for u

    daddy, we don't do that

    Anonymous

    What's her ip I'll rail her for u

    Goddamn what does that shit mean

    Cosmo idk

    daddy, we don't do that

    He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

    Anonymous

    Goddamn what does that shit mean

    he'll fuck her for you

    Anonymous

    Goddamn what does that shit mean

    I will gove her anal on your behalf

    Anonymous

    I will gove her anal on your behalf

    U gotta find her first

    That's y I asked for her ip you tard

    HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

    Anonymous

    He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

    ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

    Cosmo idk

    ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

    Bet

    Anonymous

    HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

    Ok what's her address

    I dont even know her fucking name

    not even her first name???????????

    he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

    ✨Jassy✨

    he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

    💀 SHUT ZP

    Anonymous

    I dont even know her fucking name

    Ok what's her Lkl

    U know how hard that bs was?!

    Anonymous

    Ik how hard u r for her

    😑

    Anonymous

    like super alpha boss

    talk to your mutual friends

    Imma leave sw till i find her

    you do realize that you may never find her

    ✨Jassy✨

    you do realize that you may never find her

    No

    A friend of mine once said:

    ”when u give up u already lost”

    Anonymous

    Im not gonna give up

    never gonna give her up, eh?

    Anonymous

    I will hit you with a car

    that shit came out of nowhwere

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    Anonymous

    I will hit you with a car

    i'd like that

    Anonymous

    I will hit you with a car

    😭

    Anonymous

    ”when u give up u already lost”

    You wanna know what my friend said?

    "Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

    Cosmo idk

    i'd like that

    Hit u or me?

    Anonymous

    "Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

    Fire

    Anonymous

    You wanna know what my friend said?

    i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

    Cosmo idk

    never gonna give her up, eh?

    Right

    Cosmo idk

    i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

    😭

    Cosmo idk

    i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

    Cosmo get help

    imagine ur naked in a desert

    and theres a bench infront of u

    and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

    Cosmo idk

    is one a dildo?

    HOWD U KNOW

    Anonymous

    and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

    What u choose?

    im a sit on the dildo with my penis rubbing the bench while eating the food

    Anonymous

    and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

    ....

    Anonymous

    HOWD U KNOW

    were you like legit?

    Cosmo idk

    were you like legit?

    Yea

    ✨Jassy✨

    chat I have a Scooby doo shirt

    Fire

    ✨Jassy✨

    I have a Scooby Doo bobble head

    i have scooby doo up my butt

    ✨Jassy✨

    Sombody said I look like velma

    uh no

    ✨Jassy✨

    and I still have to go to karate

    I had the smae

    I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

    ✨Jassy✨

    I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

    FR?

    Anonymous

    Thats the easierst shit

    Real

    Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

    Anonymous

    Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

    lmao

    Anonymous

    Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

    WHAT😭😭😭

    I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

    ✨Jassy✨

    I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

    😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

    I only said it bc I heard my dad say it

    ✨Jassy✨

    I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

    Bro I still read it as brawl stars ayyy and then realizing its bullshit

    ✨Jassy✨

    I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

    BADDIE

    Anonymous

    tomorrow

    Byebyeee good night

    my grandma was like "you cant say that and she told my dad and he busted out laughing

    he was like "Jasmin you can say that" and I was like "okay"

    you can say it but you probably shouldn't

    i can say the n word but i won't

    this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

    We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

    ✨Jassy✨

    this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

    W

    Anonymous

    We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

    i could say the nuclear codes if i knew them but people in high places would get angry at me