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I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

beedev

I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAGGGGG

beedev

I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

womp womp

it’s a meme bitch

beedev

it’s a meme bitch

😂 Fr

Its a tt sound

bro my sister says that all the time

why u and layla had beef

Oogway

why u and layla had beef

she’s an alt

DAP ME UP

anyone wanna dap me up

GO AWAY

Anonymous

she’s an alt

What does that mean 🐿️

DAP ME UP

make me leave

I LNOW WHAT COUNTY YOU GO TO

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i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

Anonymous

i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

pedo much

Cosmo the Intern

rip

😭

DAP ME UP

pedo much

it’s a doja cat song

Anonymous

it’s a doja cat song

stfu I'm under 18 you pedo

DAP ME UP

stfu I'm under 18 you pedo

ok i’m 16

My water bottles ran out

Oogway

My water bottles ran out

DAMN GET SOME BOOTLE OF WATTLES

✨Jassy✨

go fill it up

What😭

water bottles

cuz tab water

Anonymous

JASSYVGET ONSTARSAM

I will

✨Jassy✨

my birthday is in 3 weeks

Happy early birthday

Anonymous

omg i’m 6

I thought you said your 16

✨Jassy✨

guys I'm to young

14?

lets make a party on here for jassy

guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

Anonymous

guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

you okay?

✨Jassy✨

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

for what

✨Jassy✨

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

I Wish you Luck

have fun being temporarily high and in serious pain at the same time

✨Jassy✨

you okay?

it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

Anonymous

it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

He got bullied

Leo if you wanna talk we can go on wje lounge

Oogway

He got bullied

yeah he got bullied I didn't know that'

Those 55kg vapers are crazy

Theme swich sry idk

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

✨Jassy✨

my finger hurttsssssssssssss

Go to s doktorr

✨Jassy✨

my finger hurttsssssssssssss

maybe like tell ur parents?

DAP ME UP

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

💀

A firend of mine

sells sweets a school

DAP ME UP

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

ugh, my bro used to go to a school with a serious drug problem

and he forgot to lock his locker

w the sweets

and half the class robbed him💀

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

Damn he lost his Business quick

Fuck off the sweets tasted good

Cosmo the Intern

candy sweets or the other type

CANDY😭😭😭

Anonymous

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

ME TOO

Oogway

ME TOO

idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

UNTIL MY LIP HURTS

Anonymous

idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

Real

Anonymous

it bleeds but it’s ok

Yea

it tastes like metal

Anonymous

it bleeds but it’s ok

Yea

✨Jassy✨

oogway are you okay?

Im alrrr

I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

Anonymous

guys is that self harm

No

✨Jassy✨

I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

imagine still having braces

Cosmo the Intern

imagine still having braces

i have invisalign

males and females i have a question

snd i just got double jaw surgery in december

Cosmo the Intern

imagine still having braces

imagine being built like squidward

DAP ME UP

males and females i have a question

Yea

did I make the right choice

hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

DAP ME UP

did I make the right choice

cancer can be eliminated, but not cured

Anonymous

hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

Mine too a couple of days ago

✨Jassy✨

ur gay?

No

Ur lip gonna hurt leo

Oogway

Ur lip gonna hurt leo

it feels really good

guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

✨Jassy✨

guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

Yeyyyyy

Anonymous

it feels really good

Yea

u belive theres a chance?

a little chance in the universe

Thats would be crazyyyyyyy

Anonymous

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

Sorry.

Elllla

Sorry.

Wdym?

U guys ever stole something from a store?

It is I, Elizabeth

Oogway

U guys ever stole something from a store?

nope

Cosmo the Intern

unless its in roblox, then yes

😭

My friends steal from Sephora

I only stole candy from friends

and shit like that

Elllla

My friends steal from Sephora

Whos sephora?

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

✨Jassy✨

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

lmao

✨Jassy✨

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

7$ 💀

Cheetos better

yall like horror movies?

I like final destination

Oogway

yall like horror movies?

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

Cosmo the Intern

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

lmaoo

Cosmo the Intern

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

😭

✨Jassy✨

I was just watching it 2

Name?

and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

Damn i thought 2 horror movies

y'all need to watch the wild robot

✨Jassy✨

y'all need to watch the wild robot

i loved the books

Cosmo the Intern

and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

😭😭😭

WATCH ZOMBIELAND trust me

but what npc acually likes harry potter?

but harry potter sucks ngl (for me)

I like the books more then the movies

I only watched the movied

11 yo me felt so powerfull after watching a 16+ movie

the nearest one was maybe Oppenheimer, but that was before i read American prometheus

With a friend

10 mins of fight clib

✨Jassy✨

I'm tired

Me too

But hey Cosmo

I met new friends on tt bc of her

cuz of vacation crush bs

✨Jassy✨

I feel so left out rn

hahahaa im so sry

wanna hear the story?

10 min version

Cosmo the Intern

she def looks really nice

🙏

THAT SW MF TOLD ME SHE LOOKS MEAN

✨Jassy✨

did you get her number?

I could have had

✨Jassy✨

did you get her number?

he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

cuz my aunt who din know i liked her

she was starimg at me

✨Jassy✨

but you didnt

Nop

Cosmo the Intern

he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

Yea

I hate myself

But it was so hard

I had to walk to her

I EVEN STOOD UP TO DO IT

Oogway

I had to walk to her

that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

BUT I WENT PAST HER

CUZ I WAS SO SCATED

Cosmo the Intern

that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

80% win chnace

it was so bad

i miss her sm

FIRST TIME I SAW HER

WAS IN THE NIGHT

i instantly fell in love with her the second i saw her

Cosmo the Intern

wait, how big was the age gap between you two?

None ig

I DIM SEE HER FIR 4 DAYS

I WAS DEPRESSED

ALL OF A SUDDEN

I SAW HER AT THE POOK

bro why tf is everyone so much older then me

i was sooooo happy

Cosmo the Intern

pook?

Pool

Cosmo the Intern

so ur like 18 or what

Nahhh

how old u think she is?

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Cosmo the Intern

i didn't see for long enough

Me neither💀

Heroin Monkey

How old r u

Cant say that

i din got her face on foto tho

Heroin Monkey

Ik u can undelete comments

🤷‍♂️look idc

Oogway

i din got her face on foto tho

damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

Cosmo the Intern

damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

😭

Heroin Monkey
Image

Fun fact:

its the fact he's not denying it

I registred vefore u

✨Jassy✨

its the fact he's not denying it

😭

Before Heroin Monkey

120 is crazyyy

Heroin Monkey
Image

Reak

✨Jassy✨

why is he not denying it???

I WOUDNT

Cosmo the Intern

so you would jack off at her face?

No

Heroin Monkey

How bro felt after saying that

😭

I WAS A WIN WIN SITUATION

and i din do nothimg

Cuz i was scared

Heroin Monkey

Chat should I face rev

PLS

Heroin Monkey

Chat should I face rev

no balls

✨Jassy✨

man is beating his meat rn

NO

Cosmo the Intern

we all now that ur a ginger

😭

Cosmo the Intern

we all now that ur a ginger

...

I'll do it if you admit to beating ur meat

I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

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Oogway

I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

so you are edging to someone else now?

my job is done

Cosmo the Intern

so you are edging to someone else now?

Rn? No

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U look sigma

Cosmo the Intern

but you have jacked off earlier?

Today?

no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

Cosmo the Intern

no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

Fr? 😭

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I wasnt beating it to her

I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

Oogway

I wasnt beating it to her

then who you beating to?

✨Jassy✨

I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

heroin is the perpetrator

Heroin Monkey

Did you even see the picture of me

Yea

Heroin Monkey

Did you even see the picture of me

you look like this guy at my climbing gym

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i only said one thing about a normal biological process

i din mean to say that

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.

But u look good bro

Don't mind the cross8ng sign I'm holding

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I saw sombody get hit with a stop sign

Heroin Monkey

Don't mind the cross8ng sign I'm holding

Din see it

then the person got up and hit the other guy

Heroin Monkey

That was TOTALLY a real picture of me

Oh

🥰 well i was lying to

i din beat my meat

btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

cosmo said something about jacking off?

Heroin Monkey

Yes you did

NO I DIN

Oogway

NO I DIN

PAFAHAFGAGAFAHHSJSG

Cosmo the Intern

btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

Cosmo I'ma fight you

✨Jassy✨

Cosmo I'ma fight you

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

so edging

is kinda overrated

Cosmo the Intern

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

I'ma fight you for telling him to join the fucking coversation

Cosmo the Intern

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

Cosmo the Intern

he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

and sending the videos to amy

🐿️🔥🐿️🔥🐿️🔥

🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

grooming and edging are the e same thing

theme chance

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Imma go back to sw ig

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No normal

✨Jassy✨

why?

Nah jk

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I dont think sooo

You should take 0.5 photos but like not from above Idk if u understand ayyy

wdy think abt sw?

bro I put on my uniform for karate one time

and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

Oogway

wdy think abt sw?

other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

✨Jassy✨

and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

DAMMMMN

and I did it was just the pants that were making me look like I put on weight

Cosmo the Intern

other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

👍

Cosmo the Intern

you do actually look good

Real

though of course i'm biased. you are kinda like a half-mommy to me

Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

For finding her

if you did I would have said try and find her instagram

i looked up my hotels insta page

snd searched through followers

Oogway

Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

stalk her online

and din FIMD JER

I din find her

What now chat

Cosmo the Intern

stalk her online

in an overly creepy fashion

How tf am i supposted to find her

Oogway

How tf am i supposted to find her

do you know her full name?

he doesn't even knw her first name

HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

Cosmo the Intern

do you know her full name?

Nop

Oogway

HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

A LOT

Oogway

Nop

do you have any mutual friends that you know of?

Cosmo the Intern

do you have any mutual friends that you know of?

Yea why?

💀 bro what

they are not in the uk

✨Jassy✨

I think he's slow

Shut up

BUT IM NOT SURE

shes from londom

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

✨Jassy✨

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

No shut up

tell me what to do

✨Jassy✨

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

Im tired be quieg

Oogway

shes from londom

Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

Anonymous

Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

london

Oogway

tell me what to do

Do you like her?

Anonymous

Do you like her?

Yea?

✨Jassy✨

london

I'm that special yet

Oogway

Yea?

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

Anonymous

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

daddy, we don't do that

Anonymous

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

Goddamn what does that shit mean

Cosmo the Intern

daddy, we don't do that

He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

Oogway

Goddamn what does that shit mean

he'll fuck her for you

Oogway

Goddamn what does that shit mean

I will gove her anal on your behalf

Anonymous

I will gove her anal on your behalf

U gotta find her first

That's y I asked for her ip you tard

HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

Anonymous

He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

Cosmo the Intern

ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

Bet

Oogway

HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

Ok what's her address

Anonymous

Ok what's her address

I dont even know her fucking name

Oogway

I dont even know her fucking name

not even her first name???????????

Nah😭 How tho

he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

Imma find her anyway

✨Jassy✨

he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

💀 SHUT ZP

Oogway

I dont even know her fucking name

Ok what's her Lkl

U know how hard that bs was?!

Oogway

U know how hard that bs was?!

Ik how hard u r for her

Anonymous

Ik how hard u r for her

😑

I have a sigma plan

like super alpha boss

Oogway

like super alpha boss

talk to your mutual friends

Imma leave sw till i find her

and when i find her

Imma come back

you do realize that you may never find her

✨Jassy✨

you do realize that you may never find her

No

Im not gonna give up

A friend of mine once said:

I will hit you with a car

what if she doesn't like you back

”when u give up u already lost”

Oogway

Im not gonna give up

never gonna give her up, eh?

Anonymous

I will hit you with a car

that shit came out of nowhwere

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Anonymous

I will hit you with a car

😭

Oogway

”when u give up u already lost”

You wanna know what my friend said?

Anonymous

You wanna know what my friend said?

Yea

"Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

Cosmo the Intern

i'd like that

Hit u or me?

Anonymous

"Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

Fire

Anonymous

You wanna know what my friend said?

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

Cosmo the Intern

never gonna give her up, eh?

Right

Cosmo the Intern

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

😭

Cosmo the Intern

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

Cosmo get help

Lemme ask yall a wuestion

imagine ur naked in a desert

u have water ale

and ur hungty

and theres a bench infront of u

And u have 2 options

there are 2 items

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

Cosmo the Intern

is one a dildo?

HOWD U KNOW

Oogway

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

What u choose?

im a sit on the dildo with my penis rubbing the bench while eating the food

Oogway

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

....

Cosmo the Intern

were you like legit?

Yea

that was the questio

Girls my age

in my school

she was so pretty

✨Jassy✨

chat I have a Scooby doo shirt

Fire

I have Scooby doo lego

Cosmo the Intern

.........

Stoppp

I have a scooby doo hat

Yall know zyzz?

✨Jassy✨

I have a Scooby Doo bobble head

i have scooby doo up my butt

and I still have to go to karate

✨Jassy✨

and I still have to go to karate

I had the smae

but with basketball

I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

No it was stress

✨Jassy✨

I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

FR?

I also was karate

How old are u!

Cosmo the Intern

2^4

?

Im too tired for this bs

Cosmo the Intern

2*2*2*2=16

👍

Anonymous

Thats the easierst shit

Real

imma go to sleep now

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

Anonymous

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

lmao

Anonymous

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

WHAT😭😭😭

Ofc it meand bullshit

Bs also means brawl stars

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

I have 10 r30

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

I only said it bc I heard my dad say it

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

Bro I still read it as brawl stars ayyy and then realizing its bullshit

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

BADDIE

Oogway

tomorrow

Byebyeee good night

my grandma was like "you cant say that and she told my dad and he busted out laughing

he was like "Jasmin you can say that" and I was like "okay"

he said it while he was laughing

this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

✨Jassy✨

this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

W

Anonymous

We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

i could say the nuclear codes if i knew them but people in high places would get angry at me