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I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

beedev

I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAGGGGG

beedev

I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

womp womp

beedev

I JUST LOST MY DAWGGGGG

oh shit

it’s a meme bitch

beedev

it’s a meme bitch

😂 Fr

bro my sister says that all the time

why u and layla had beef

Oogway

why u and layla had beef

she’s an alt

DAP ME UP

anyone wanna dap me up

GO AWAY

Anonymous

she’s an alt

What does that mean 🐿️

DAP ME UP

make me leave

I LNOW WHAT COUNTY YOU GO TO

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i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

Anonymous

i ain’t got my eye on youuuy

pedo much

DAP ME UP

pedo much

it’s a doja cat song

Anonymous

it’s a doja cat song

stfu I'm under 18 you pedo

DAP ME UP

stfu I'm under 18 you pedo

ok i’m 16

My water bottles ran out

Oogway

My water bottles ran out

DAMN GET SOME BOOTLE OF WATTLES

✨Jassy✨

go fill it up

What😭

Anonymous

JASSYVGET ONSTARSAM

I will

✨Jassy✨

my birthday is in 3 weeks

Happy early birthday

Anonymous

omg i’m 6

I thought you said your 16

✨Jassy✨

guys I'm to young

14?

lets make a party on here for jassy

✨Jassy✨

I'm turning 14

wait seriously?

guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

Anonymous

guys i just found some upsetting photos in my camera roll….

you okay?

✨Jassy✨

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

for what

✨Jassy✨

bc I'm having a surgery on the 24th

I Wish you Luck

have fun being temporarily high and in serious pain at the same time

✨Jassy✨

you okay?

it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

Anonymous

it’s just like snaps that ethan sent me when he got bullied its fine

He got bullied

Leo if you wanna talk we can go on wje lounge

Oogway

He got bullied

yeah he got bullied I didn't know that'

Those 55kg vapers are crazy

Oogway

Those 55kg vapers are crazy

...

Theme swich sry idk

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

✨Jassy✨

my finger hurttsssssssssssss

Go to s doktorr

✨Jassy✨

my finger hurttsssssssssssss

maybe like tell ur parents?

DAP ME UP

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

💀

sells sweets a school

DAP ME UP

my friend is triple that already he vapes 5 of them under his shirt in Spanish class

ugh, my bro used to go to a school with a serious drug problem

and he forgot to lock his locker

and half the class robbed him💀

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

candy sweets or the other type

Damn he lost his Business quick

Fuck off the sweets tasted good

Cosmo idk

candy sweets or the other type

CANDY😭😭😭

Anonymous

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

ME TOO

Oogway

ME TOO

idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

UNTIL MY LIP HURTS

Anonymous

idk why but i feel relaxed after i do it

Real

Anonymous

it bleeds but it’s ok

Yea

it tastes like metal

Anonymous

it bleeds but it’s ok

Yea

✨Jassy✨

oogway are you okay?

Im alrrr

I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

Anonymous

guys is that self harm

No

✨Jassy✨

I remember one time I had just gotten my braces tighting

imagine still having braces

Cosmo idk

imagine still having braces

i have invisalign

males and females i have a question

snd i just got double jaw surgery in december

Cosmo idk

imagine still having braces

imagine being built like squidward

DAP ME UP

males and females i have a question

Yea

did I make the right choice

✨Jassy✨

imagine being built like squidward

stfu

hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

DAP ME UP

did I make the right choice

cancer can be eliminated, but not cured

Anonymous

hehe there’s blood all over my lips now

Mine too a couple of days ago

✨Jassy✨

ur gay?

No

Ur lip gonna hurt leo

Oogway

Ur lip gonna hurt leo

it feels really good

guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

✨Jassy✨

guy I'm going to a birthday party tmrw

Yeyyyyy

Anonymous

it feels really good

thats what she said

Anonymous

it feels really good

Yea

u belive theres a chance?

a little chance in the universe

Thats would be crazyyyyyyy

Anonymous

i keep ripping the skin off my lips

Sorry.

U guys ever stole something from a store?

It is I, Elizabeth

Oogway

U guys ever stole something from a store?

nah

Oogway

U guys ever stole something from a store?

nope

unless its in roblox, then yes

Cosmo idk

unless its in roblox, then yes

😭

My friends steal from Sephora

I only stole candy from friends

and shit like that

Elllla

My friends steal from Sephora

Whos sephora?

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

Oogway

Whos sephora?

it's a store

✨Jassy✨

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

lmao

✨Jassy✨

I literally just took my friends whole bag of takis

7$ 💀

yall like horror movies?

I like final destination

Oogway

yall like horror movies?

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

Cosmo idk

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

lmaoo

Cosmo idk

i ain't ever watching the eras tour

😭

✨Jassy✨

I was just watching it 2

Name?

and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

Damn i thought 2 horror movies

y'all need to watch the wild robot

✨Jassy✨

y'all need to watch the wild robot

i loved the books

Cosmo idk

and the pink sheep in "a minecraft movie" is fucking possessed

😭😭😭

WATCH ZOMBIELAND trust me

but what npc acually likes harry potter?

but harry potter sucks ngl (for me)

I like the books more then the movies

i prefer books over movies

I only watched the movied

11 yo me felt so powerfull after watching a 16+ movie

the nearest one was maybe Oppenheimer, but that was before i read American prometheus

10 mins of fight clib

✨Jassy✨

I'm tired

Me too

I met new friends on tt bc of her

cuz of vacation crush bs

✨Jassy✨

I feel so left out rn

hahahaa im so sry

wanna hear the story?

Cosmo idk

she def looks really nice

🙏

THAT SW MF TOLD ME SHE LOOKS MEAN

✨Jassy✨

did you get her number?

I could have had

✨Jassy✨

did you get her number?

he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

cuz my aunt who din know i liked her

she was starimg at me

✨Jassy✨

but you didnt

Nop

Cosmo idk

he didn't that's why he's so pissed off

Yea

But it was so hard

I had to walk to her

I EVEN STOOD UP TO DO IT

Oogway

I had to walk to her

that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

BUT I WENT PAST HER

CUZ I WAS SO SCATED

Oogway

CUZ I WAS SO SCATED

see my last comment

Cosmo idk

that's what people of the opposite sex do to you

80% win chnace

FIRST TIME I SAW HER

wait, how big was the age gap between you two?

i instantly fell in love with her the second i saw her

Cosmo idk

wait, how big was the age gap between you two?

None ig

I DIM SEE HER FIR 4 DAYS

I SAW HER AT THE POOK

bro why tf is everyone so much older then me

Oogway

I SAW HER AT THE POOK

pook?

i was sooooo happy

Cosmo idk

pook?

Pool

Cosmo idk

so ur like 18 or what

Nahhh

how old u think she is?

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i didn't see for long enough

Cosmo idk

i didn't see for long enough

Me neither💀

Oogway

Me neither💀

like from the photo

Heroin Monkey

How old r u

Cant say that

Oogway

Cant say that

alr then

i din got her face on foto tho

Heroin Monkey

Ik u can undelete comments

🤷‍♂️look idc

Oogway

i din got her face on foto tho

damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

Cosmo idk

damn. you'd probably be jacking off at it like 20 times a night

😭

Heroin Monkey
Image

Fun fact:

I registred vefore u

✨Jassy✨

its the fact he's not denying it

😭

Before Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey
Image

Reak

✨Jassy✨

why is he not denying it???

I WOUDNT

so you would jack off at her face?

Cosmo idk

so you would jack off at her face?

No

Heroin Monkey

How bro felt after saying that

😭

I WAS A WIN WIN SITUATION

and i din do nothimg

Heroin Monkey

Chat should I face rev

PLS

Heroin Monkey

Chat should I face rev

nah

Heroin Monkey

Chat should I face rev

no balls

✨Jassy✨

man is beating his meat rn

NO

we all now that ur a ginger

Cosmo idk

we all now that ur a ginger

😭

Cosmo idk

we all now that ur a ginger

...

I'll do it if you admit to beating ur meat

I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

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Oogway

I AM NOT BEATIMG MY MEET ON HER

so you are edging to someone else now?

Cosmo idk

so you are edging to someone else now?

Rn? No

but you have jacked off earlier?

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U look sigma

Cosmo idk

but you have jacked off earlier?

Today?

no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

Oogway

no

but you have jacked off before

Cosmo idk

no shame man. it's healthy and good for the prostate and increases sperm levels

Fr? 😭

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Heroin Monkey

No Luiz does it for u

not yet

I wasnt beating it to her

I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

Oogway

I wasnt beating it to her

then who you beating to?

✨Jassy✨

I'm losing brain cells so fucking fast rn

heroin is the perpetrator

Heroin Monkey

Did you even see the picture of me

Yea

Heroin Monkey

Did you even see the picture of me

you look like this guy at my climbing gym

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i only said one thing about a normal biological process

i din mean to say that

But u look good bro

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I saw sombody get hit with a stop sign

Heroin Monkey

Don't mind the cross8ng sign I'm holding

Din see it

then the person got up and hit the other guy

Heroin Monkey

That was TOTALLY a real picture of me

Oh

🥰 well i was lying to

i din beat my meat

btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

cosmo said something about jacking off?

Heroin Monkey

Yes you did

NO I DIN

Oogway

NO I DIN

PAFAHAFGAGAFAHHSJSG

Cosmo idk

btw, i'm trying to get kris to join our discussion on edging

Cosmo I'ma fight you

✨Jassy✨

Cosmo I'ma fight you

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

is kinda overrated

Cosmo idk

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

I'ma fight you for telling him to join the fucking coversation

Cosmo idk

fight kris. i bet he'd enjoy it

he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

kris

is kinda overrated

how bout gooning?

Cosmo idk

he enjoys fucking a filing cabinet after all

and sending the videos to amy

🐿️🔥🐿️🔥🐿️🔥

✨Jassy✨

I have a question for yall

yeah?

🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

grooming and edging are the e same thing

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Imma go back to sw ig

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No normal

✨Jassy✨

why?

Nah jk

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I dont think sooo

You should take 0.5 photos but like not from above Idk if u understand ayyy

bro I put on my uniform for karate one time

and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

Oogway

wdy think abt sw?

other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

✨Jassy✨

and my grandma looked at me and was like "have you gained weight"

DAMMMMN

and I did it was just the pants that were making me look like I put on weight

Cosmo idk

other than the extremely inflammatory politics and the pedophilic furries, i guess its fine

👍

Cosmo idk

you do actually look good

Real

though of course i'm biased. you are kinda like a half-mommy to me

Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

if you did I would have said try and find her instagram

i looked up my hotels insta page

snd searched through followers

Oogway

Cosmo? u got any tips to speed up the progress?

stalk her online

Cosmo idk

stalk her online

in an overly creepy fashion

How tf am i supposted to find her

Oogway

How tf am i supposted to find her

do you know her full name?

he doesn't even knw her first name

HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

Cosmo idk

do you know her full name?

Nop

Oogway

HOW MANY 16yo WITH CURVLY HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UK EXIST?!!?

A LOT

Oogway

Nop

do you have any mutual friends that you know of?

Cosmo idk

do you have any mutual friends that you know of?

Yea why?

they are not in the uk

✨Jassy✨

I think he's slow

Shut up

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

✨Jassy✨

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

No shut up

tell me what to do

✨Jassy✨

yeah guys I'm calling it he's a dumbass

Im tired be quieg

Oogway

shes from londom

Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

Anonymous

Well I'm a condom but I've never heard of londom

london

Oogway

tell me what to do

Do you like her?

Anonymous

Do you like her?

Yea?

✨Jassy✨

london

I'm that special yet

Oogway

Yea?

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

Anonymous

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

daddy, we don't do that

Anonymous

What's her ip I'll rail her for u

Goddamn what does that shit mean

Cosmo idk

daddy, we don't do that

He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

Oogway

Goddamn what does that shit mean

he'll fuck her for you

Oogway

Goddamn what does that shit mean

I will gove her anal on your behalf

Anonymous

I will gove her anal on your behalf

U gotta find her first

That's y I asked for her ip you tard

HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

Anonymous

He should be on his knees praising me, ots a generous offer

ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

Cosmo idk

ill praise you on me knees in another way<3

Bet

Oogway

HOW TF SHOULD I KNOW HER IP

Ok what's her address

Anonymous

Ok what's her address

I dont even know her fucking name

Oogway

I dont even know her fucking name

not even her first name???????????

he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

Imma find her anyway

✨Jassy✨

he walked right past her when he wanted to talk her

💀 SHUT ZP

Oogway

I dont even know her fucking name

Ok what's her Lkl

U know how hard that bs was?!

Oogway

U know how hard that bs was?!

Ik how hard u r for her

Anonymous

Ik how hard u r for her

😑

I have a sigma plan

like super alpha boss

Oogway

like super alpha boss

talk to your mutual friends

Imma leave sw till i find her

and when i find her

you do realize that you may never find her

✨Jassy✨

you do realize that you may never find her

No

Im not gonna give up

A friend of mine once said:

”when u give up u already lost”

Oogway

Im not gonna give up

never gonna give her up, eh?

Anonymous

I will hit you with a car

that shit came out of nowhwere

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Anonymous

I will hit you with a car

i'd like that

Anonymous

I will hit you with a car

😭

Oogway

”when u give up u already lost”

You wanna know what my friend said?

Anonymous

You wanna know what my friend said?

Yea

"Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

Cosmo idk

i'd like that

Hit u or me?

Anonymous

"Shut The Fuck Up, Rylan" -Llody Wilson

Fire

Anonymous

You wanna know what my friend said?

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

Cosmo idk

never gonna give her up, eh?

Right

Cosmo idk

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

😭

Cosmo idk

i'd rather hear you moan as i insert my penis into your ass while stroking your penis at the same time but sure

Cosmo get help

Lemme ask yall a wuestion

imagine ur naked in a desert

and theres a bench infront of u

And u have 2 options

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

Cosmo idk

is one a dildo?

HOWD U KNOW

Oogway

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

What u choose?

im a sit on the dildo with my penis rubbing the bench while eating the food

Oogway

and u have to sit on 1 and eat the other

....

Oogway

HOWD U KNOW

were you like legit?

Cosmo idk

were you like legit?

Yea

that was the questio

✨Jassy✨

chat I have a Scooby doo shirt

Fire

I have Scooby doo lego

Cosmo idk

.........

Stoppp

I have a scooby doo hat

✨Jassy✨

I have a Scooby Doo bobble head

i have scooby doo up my butt

✨Jassy✨

Sombody said I look like velma

uh no

✨Jassy✨

and I still have to go to karate

I had the smae

but with basketball

I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

✨Jassy✨

I'm gonna be a black belt in 3 weeks

FR?

Im too tired for this bs

Cosmo idk

2*2*2*2=16

👍

Anonymous

Thats the easierst shit

Real

imma go to sleep now

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

Anonymous

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

lmao

Anonymous

Anyway I just realized bs also means bullshit and not only brawl stars😭🙏🏻

WHAT😭😭😭

Ofc it meand bullshit

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

I only said it bc I heard my dad say it

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

Bro I still read it as brawl stars ayyy and then realizing its bullshit

✨Jassy✨

I told a girl I was tired of her bs when I was 6 without even knowing what it mesant

BADDIE

Oogway

tomorrow

Byebyeee good night

my grandma was like "you cant say that and she told my dad and he busted out laughing

he was like "Jasmin you can say that" and I was like "okay"

you can say it but you probably shouldn't

i can say the n word but i won't

this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

✨Jassy✨

this bald black girl called me a pig and I called her a hairless mole rat

W

Anonymous

We all could say anything we want, but its questionable if we should do it sometimes

i could say the nuclear codes if i knew them but people in high places would get angry at me