at least mal has someone who actually likes her and had reolistic expectations
i will only date a guy who is 6'7 and is rich and has a mansion and owns 3 airplanes 10 cars and a rocket ship and will give up his entire personality for me and only ever hang out with me and never even be int he same room as another girl
bru itβs hard for me to sleep bc i got a swollen through so it hurst to breath through mouth, sinus infection so no nose breathing. and on top of that a caught and the flu bru iβm in pain all night i havenβt slept in 3 days
bru itβs hard for me to sleep bc i got a swollen through so it hurst to breath through mouth, sinus infection so no nose breathing. and on top of that a caught and the flu bru iβm in pain all night i havenβt slept in 3 days
Everyone, even dagger and opal during their worst phases were better than that tard. Rlly everyone here ever is better than him. It ain't much of am accomplishment
Comments (183)
Cosmo idk
Ugh why can't the temp be like 74 instead of like 80
Cosmo idk
At least I'm with me pup
Cosmo idk
Rip
Anonymous
why r u saying rip it wasnt alive in the first place
Cosmo idk
Oh shut up
Cosmo idk
There was a time, you know, when it was throbbing with life a long long time ago
Anonymous
what was throbbing with life bro
Anonymous
your ex bfs dick?
Cosmo idk
...
Anonymous
is the life in the room with us?
Anonymous
is it the friends we made along the way?
Anonymous
cus you were fr js talking to yourself
Cosmo idk
I was talking to you, smartass
Anonymous
no you werent
Anonymous
i wasnt here
Anonymous
were you hallucinating that i was here?
Anonymous
like damn js tell me youre in love atp
Cosmo idk
Hey mal i hope you see Ethan in your dreams
Anonymous
i wont
Cosmo idk
Girl i haven't had a crush on anyone for like a year and a half
Anonymous
sure.....
Cosmo idk
Well there have been a few girls i thought were cute but nothing active
Anonymous
ok asexual mf
Cosmo idk
There's this one girl in my English class hehe
Cosmo idk
Girl I'm not asexual bruh
Anonymous
am i a girl or bruh
Anonymous
be consistent
Cosmo idk
Her eyes are hot as hell omg.
jomoki1
WTF
jomoki1
send photo
Anonymous
my thoughts exactly
Anonymous
"her eyes are hot as hell and her hair makes my pussy swell"
Cosmo idk
You are a girl but I'd never want to date you.
jomoki1
is she a ginger who likes astronomy and rock climbing and jewish
jomoki1
ok so weβre just ignoring me
Cosmo idk
Broo
jomoki1
guess not lol
Anonymous
im not an option anyway
Anonymous
but sure sure
Anonymous
if that helps you sleep at night
jomoki1
at least mal has someone who actually likes her and had reolistic expectations
Cosmo idk
You were never am option in my eyes. Especially since you started eating Jomoki
Anonymous
i will only date a guy who is 6'7 and is rich and has a mansion and owns 3 airplanes 10 cars and a rocket ship and will give up his entire personality for me and only ever hang out with me and never even be int he same room as another girl
Anonymous
so yeah super realistic expectations
Anonymous
sure sure sure
jomoki1
bru itβs hard for me to sleep bc i got a swollen through so it hurst to breath through mouth, sinus infection so no nose breathing. and on top of that a caught and the flu bru iβm in pain all night i havenβt slept in 3 days
Cosmo idk
Yeah sure sure sure mal
Anonymous
wtv helps you sleep gngy
Cosmo idk
Damn man
jomoki1
cosmo no hi or anything wtf
Anonymous
he's mad he cant date you
Anonymous
gay mf
jomoki1
i just. got off relapse and am prob go on it again tomorrow
Cosmo idk
Oh btw bruh Ethan tried to call my mom to get my number.
jomoki1
gtg turn phone in cyassa
Cosmo idk
Cya man
Cosmo idk
Ugh i have the timezone difference so much
Anonymous
you do have the timezone difference
Cosmo idk
You're about to have a big timezone difference with him when he graduates.
Cosmo idk
And he's gonna have the same time as me till November but he'll always be 3hrs away
Anonymous
doesnt rlly matter
Cosmo idk
...
Cosmo idk
OK mal you win
Cosmo idk
Go eat a cookie or something
Anonymous
i always win
Anonymous
its getting boring
Anonymous
ig ill eat some of my ice cream tho
Cosmo idk
OK mal so you wanna lose at something?
Cosmo idk
Ooh what flavor
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
cookie dough
Cosmo idk
ok so you wanna stay boring
Cosmo idk
oh nicee
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what is this supposed to meanπ₯
Anonymous
different ethan π
Anonymous
yeah cus it means im winning
Cosmo idk
boring
Cosmo idk
very very very different ethan
Cosmo idk
this retard
Cosmo idk
Cosmo idk
i actually hate the kid sm
Cosmo idk
he's a full on fuckin freak
Cosmo idk
I definitely prefer iws Ethan by a lot.
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OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cosmo idk
Don't get too excited.
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why
Cosmo idk
Everyone, even dagger and opal during their worst phases were better than that tard. Rlly everyone here ever is better than him. It ain't much of am accomplishment
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hey I am a great person
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I ain't do nothing
Cosmo idk
Yeah. You don't jack off in class or fuck dogs or get erections whenever you hug someone
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that guy needs too take my name out of his name
Cosmo idk
Or call a kids parents to contact a kid when it's obvious that kid doesn't want shit to do with you.
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what zeh fuh
Cosmo idk
Yeah. Happened to me a few days ago.
Cosmo idk
Huh?
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that was a photo
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of me
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lol
Anonymous
bro fr begging my bf for hugs then getting hard lmfao
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but anyways
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what the fuh......
Cosmo idk
Fr mal.
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I guess he goes both ways
Cosmo idk
And then arm was told to stay the hell away from him.
Cosmo idk
He does.
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why even talk with him..........
Anonymous
we dont
Cosmo idk
I actively tried to stay the hell away from that kid cuz he told me he had a crush on me
Anonymous
that was the funniest thing ever
Cosmo idk
Oh yeah lol. Didn't know it was on a note tho.
Anonymous
yeah it was a whole note complaining abt it
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awhhh that's so cuteeee
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I call that game cosmo
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u got that bag
Anonymous
LMAO
Cosmo idk
Ethan. Shut up.
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awhhhhh cmonnnnnn yk u want the baggg
Anonymous
ethan prolly wants his dogs more than he wants cosmo
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SAY YALLS ETHAN PLEASE CUZ THIS SEEMS LIKE YALL ARE TALKING ABT MEeeeee
Cosmo idk
I'd throw a cloth bag over him and steamroll him.
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or say idk
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like
Anonymous
me n my bf call him penis
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ethan 3.0 of slowness
Cosmo idk
I call him mister smiles
Anonymous
i like penis the best
Anonymous
cus thats what he wants the most in life
Cosmo idk
Crazy.
Cosmo idk
He also wants to be trans
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hahaha y'all are twining y'all are ready for each other!!!!
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go girly goooo!
Anonymous
BAHAHA
Cosmo idk
Ethan
Cosmo idk
No.
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IM KIDDINGπ₯
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this has got too be prime ragebait
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Cosmo idk
Oh lol one time good kids planted my bag of pennies in his room and i act was so pissed at him
Cosmo idk
It was the beached whale that did it
Cosmo idk
El diabeto sphered
Cosmo idk
Bro broke like 4 beds and two couches.
Cosmo idk
Meanwhile Jomoki only broke one
Cosmo idk
That was so hilarious
Cosmo idk
Smoked coffee with him. Had a lil high from that.
Cosmo idk
And like we'd talk for hours. After curfew. And like we'd sneak our phones and computers
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what are we talking aboutttt
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how do u smoke coffee
Anonymous
that was funny
Cosmo idk
Roll coffee grounds into a joint n smoke it.
Cosmo idk
Fr
Cosmo idk
He helped me through a rlly bad anxiety attack
Cosmo idk
I'm actually so thankful for that.
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seriously?
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that gets u high?
Cosmo idk
Gives you a rlly good caffeine rush
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and a pool`
Cosmo idk
But it leaves you in a pretty bad caffeine crash once it wears off.
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oh whoops wrong site
Cosmo idk
Oh lol
Cosmo idk
I rlly miss the kid.
Anonymous
hes the best
Cosmo idk
It was my best month there.
Cosmo idk
Glad to have introduced you to him.
Cosmo idk
But does he have a grad date yet?
Cosmo idk
He's been 16 for half a year already.
Cosmo idk
He'll be there for six months.
Cosmo idk
In a few days.
Cosmo idk
He's gotta graduate soon
Anonymous
idk
Cosmo idk
Wish it could've been by this week but that prolly ain't gonna happen
Cosmo idk
Would've visited a few miles away from his home town this Friday
Cosmo idk
But the staff there is ass sometimes.
Anonymous
m
Cosmo idk
And as you know he's very mischievous
Cosmo idk
Welp
Cosmo idk
Anyways my wifis gonna shut off soon
Anonymous
loser
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goodnight jews
Cosmo idk
Good night beaner and girl dating a beaner Jew