Hii!

pssssst

i lost the doc

or rather

never opened it lmao

alr got it

sent the request

Jake

ekaJ

Kaje

im shaking

its okay

its all going to be okay

i threw away my afternnoon meds

i didnt take them.

hey what's his name again? ricchie?

richie

ok

he types slow jake, hes on xbox.. btw

its hard to type on xbox

Oh ok makes sense

im scared now

what if he gets mad i tolled you guys?

then hell be mad

which is perfectly okay

you did the right thing

im shaking sm

its like a shiver atp

its gonna be okay

im over reacting..

mal i feel so bad

becase im friends with this girl names riley (not from here) and richie is her ex, but i found that out not that long ago, and me and her where freinds when i got with him

she wouldnt care though, i know she wouldnt

yeah

no cause jake i just took a mf ss to send him of his bio and you sent one

huh?

werent freids

its to jake

ohh

so richie is confused, so i took a ss but jake sent it before i coudl

😭

it cencors for him cause of parental contorls

ok now im just mad at him

That's perfectly reasonable

Check the doc btw

i did

why was he being rude to you

Because he knows what I said is right

dose he know how lucky he is? It was you for fucks sake.

He doesn't want to take accountability for himself

lets say kayla for example

He knows that he's doing is wrong

What would kayla say to him

kayla would threaten her

him*

he can fuck off

be rude to ym freinds my ass

hese lucky he wasnt rude to mal, i wouldve went bizark.

I don't mind his rudeness, I get where it's coming from

But he needs to stop being intentionally ignorant

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6

awe

nah i mind his rudeness to you

I ended it nicely

just so you know

i saw

I'm NOT just a meanie bobeenie

I'm stern with PURPOSE

youre a nicey bobicey <3

hi

Awwwww <3

Hi flaps

hi flappy

i woulda fuckin murdered him im not taking shit from a guy on a fucking xbox

hiiiiiii

hiii

what are we talking abt

I went off on charlie's bf

i wouldve kicked you outta my acc, ion wanna get banned.

men 🙄☕️

oh ofc

forrrrr

but if he was rude to you

valid lmao

being a prick

i wouldve, mm

ohh okay cool cool

id make him suffer

and id taste his blooddr🤤

oh!

vampire?

cut his dick of and make him eat it.

oh!!

ENOUGH

uh i woulda js yelled at him and called him out for being a retard

but um ig that works

Charlie he's trying to guilt trip you in the xbox chat rn don't give in to that

xbox chat

sobbing emoji

😭

YEP

welp I'll brb good luck, ladies

okayyy i love you

comma shouldn't be there

yes it should be

hes telling m

"i trusted you" "you went and told your freinds about my problems"

"i thought you where a safe place to vent"

well technically

dont listen to him

you did the right thing

but it looks very ugly to read

he said

im so confused

with all do respet

i can go if it would be better

i feel like i shouldtn be here

no flaps

wsp

nono stay

Back

hey sweetheart!

Not the time for that actually

monkey

friend!

what the fuck!

huh

*ape

im mad at you ufkc odd

off

for what?

okok

LOL

guys i havea question

ask ahead

IT WAS AN ACRONYM AND I DELETED IT AND TOOK BACK WHAT I SAID

What the

i forgot im no longer mad :P

OH MY GOSH

GUYS

GUYSSSS

jake

ELI SAID MORE THAN ONE WORD

OH MY GOSH

no way

GUYS IT'S A MIRACLE

oookay

Your doing tricks on it atp

MY FLABBERS ARE GASTED RN

OMFG DID THE SKY FINALLY TURN PURPLE??

what happened

HI

I'm about to do an acrobatic fucking pirouette on it

he told me hes having a panic attack rn

Told you your bf is gay mal

id like to see you do that lmfao

salmon is a shade of pink, andpink is a shade of purple so somewhere the sky is purple, technically

GUYS GUESS WHAT

yeah ik 😔

I'm NOT

i figured that out a long time ago

girl since when is the sky salmon

Why are you in love with a gay man that's weird

^^^

um, sunset?

GUYS

?? the sky turns pruple at sunset too just say that..

like, ever seen a cloud in sunset?

cus youre lovely

GUYS

yes??

i am.

Im about to crash out.

cooked

r u okay

^^

RICHIE WENT TO HIS EX TELLING HER HOW HE LOST A PART OF HIM

chicken butt

chicken butt

and shes bringing it back to me.

☝️🤓

DAMN IT

NO

GUESS WHAT

this amount of drama over an xbox relationship is unprecedented

yeah, that/s me. what's your point?

🚩

chicken...dick?

NOOO

I FINALLY GOT A BF

nope

oh geez

congrats

ig

im so mad im laughing

stop fantasizing abt dicks.

ITS MY CRUSH AS WELL

guys if i won a bet and could make someone do anything i wanted what should i make that person do

HE ASKED ME OUT

going to your ex w your relationship problems is not ok

AAAAAAA

he can't. he's secretly a trans man who wants a dick

whys he trans now

because

Why’s the only thing on your mind dicks

ugh u tell him

IM NOT GAY

I

AM

NOT

mhm

GAY

I LOVE WOMEN

WOMEN!!!!!

i think you are

right. ur a lesbian

XX CHROMOSOMES

you love to woe men?

You should change that to “a woman”

HARDCORE

yeah. that's what you have

oh so theres other women

excuzz me

please no i can't deal with that again oh my gosh

you love to woo men?

Told you gayke

period

This is clever lmfao I'll give you that

IM NOT GAY

damn you got "him" with that one

lmao im kiddingggggg

I AM NOT POLYAMOUROUS

I AM NOT A CHEATER

I AM NOT A WOMAN

hi not gay

m flappy

what is a woman?

I AM A BIOLOGICAL, HETEROSEXUAL MAN!!!!! IN LOVE WITH ONE (1) WOMAN!!!!!

He wouldn’t know

XX CHROMOSOMES

You said you love women... so you love to woo men?

BIOLOGY DEFINES GENDER

that would be me 💁‍♀️

im that one (1) woman

so a baby girl is a woman?

Nah it’s cosmo

You're a biological heterosexual man?

i thought you were the man then-

LOL

i misread

girl read my next comment

Jake do you call Mal daddy

wow so

i cant believe

She is FEMALE, interchangable with woman, but society has defined the term as representing ADULTS moreso

no

guys my crush js said he was joking when he asked me out

he probably does

he did it as a dare

Mal does Jake call you daddy

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS COSMO YOU'RE JEWISH

GENESIS REMEMBER?

id he did id yell at him

CREATION?

there you go. Now go define every definition and colloquial definition of up

GUYS.

listen up

up? like the direction?

hi

listening

yeah, so like, what's up?

up? like the movie?

the sky

nope

wrong. the ceiling.

my ceiling

wront

lol

^^^^

the sun

spac

guys

nope

heaven

God

nope

hes lying to his ex and guilt tripping her

clouds

vaccums

replace someone's coffee grounds with dirt and watch disaster unfold

stars

said i screamed at him while he was feeling suicial

planets

moons

dye their hair hot pink

black holes

y o r

yor

do i fucking send ti

my ancestors, big chungus

yeah at this point he needs to take a fucking hint

yes

hes talking about his cousion now.

Mal can you tell your bf to stop send me anime girls

jake stop sending anime girls smh

IM NOT

oh

no this is bad

Nvm yeah I am

sobsobsob

bro he isnt my pet 😭

"sit jake"

"jake speak"

yes daddy

"jake do this"

No I don’t

NO

??

woah sorry

thought you were wade

force of habit

hey.

lmao period

Who’s the one playing the game Jake…

help wtf 😭

I'M MAKING A FUCKING POINT

Your the one taking ss of this

^^^

youre literally so cool and edgy and mysterious

Replaying the entire game to make a “point”

So why we lying

I'm not "replaying" ANYTHING

IM GATHERING EVIDENCE

OF YOUR PEDOPHILIA

You also said sayori was the best girl

And she’s the best in your opinion

she's LOGICALLY the best choice

Everyone else is too problematic

And MURDEROUS

So your saying you’d date sayori out of everyone?

Sayori takes care of the problem herself

pedophile murderers in september 2025smh

not in my bday month smh

No, I'm saying her route ends the most effectively because it eliminates all options

I lwk deleted them all

AND catalyzes the rest of the game, signifying her importance

That happens regardless

I know

I js did it earlier

Doesn't that break the game

...

um

Yes

Then I quit playing

what..?

Why would I play that type of game

Fully

It doesn't even let you delete them in the deluxe version

CAUSE YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE

I’m 15 twin…

who tf is that abt

sameee twinnn

Your the one dating a 16 year old while your 18

im 17

Turning 17 or

what is he yapping abt

isnt he turning 19 soon

i turned 17

what is even happening

just block him atp

it's not even your problem anymore

jake

Still

please cut things off with him i need to take a fivve min break

nd just block him

please and thank you

Jake, have you been watching the Charlie Kirk memorial?

Okie dokie

Ty.

ill brb

guys myt crush said him asking me out was a joke and he did it for a dare...

No I've been dealing with this but my parents were at UVU today

there's so much stuff there for him

oh

dang

hes testing the waters

its ok ig

he likes you keep pushing it

Damn..

i told him its ok

my brother is now at the memorial stuff rn

its a little distant but he's there

idk i dont think he does

my cat is so cute

mine was sleeping o n a shelf earlier it was so cute

my cats all curled up sleeping

also my b key is like halfway hanging off on my NEW laptop? bruhhhhh

trump Jr is now on

That's tight dude

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sorry just tryna fix my key

there's half a mil people watching it

woahhh

and that's through the tpusa YouTube channel

wait hes asking to call me do i pick up

yes

yes

okok

what the glonk

oh wow

I love that you just have all these on hand

I have two more Patrick ones

bros cameria roll is cooked

guysss hes being rlly niceeee

*camera

ooo

he said sorryyy

i fucking love patrick

same

hes way too relatalbe

omg omg omg

he js asked me out frrrrr

aaaaaa

NVM. its throught the main channel. there's 304k watching through the tpusa channel

Oh cool

told ya

Patrick loves fucking Gary.

oh

hehe

im so happyyyyy

yayayay

im abt to crash out

he REPORTED ME

AND GOT ME BANNED

wow