Hi, I'm new.

EA

EW

ITS THE FAG

GROSS

Hey buddy! Do you come from a website known as BoredPanda? If so, tell us, so we can give you a special "badge of honor".

U CAN KILL YOURSELF :)

UR LIKE THAT ONE

NOT U BRO

FLOWEY

FROM

OTHER PERSON

UNDERTALE

We LOVE BoredPanda users here. If you're from there, tell us, so we can give you a special profile picture decoration! ^-^

tf did i do urfavvirgo

Okay I'm going to warn you right now Cracked Ruby, you should leave this site before your too far into it to not get out.

TALKED SM SHIT TO MY BSF

EW

"THESE ARE CALLED LOVE PELLETS, YOU WANT TO COLLECT AS MANY OF THEM AS YOU CAN :D"

LIKE NO BITCH STFU OMFG KYS

she talk shit to me

BoredPanda users are even allowed to apply for admin here!

So tell us if you are so you can get a chance at ADMIN PRIVILEGES!

YES AGREED..

really

ywss

Yes

yess

Are you from BoredPanda?

fuck ya

and uwu crew

If so you may be eligible for this prize.

is so creepy

BAN HIM JAKE

HES FROM BOREDPANDA?

KILL HIM

this is his bio hold up

BET BET

TIE A STONE TO HIS LEG AND THROW HIM IN THE OCEAN

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE

PIECE OF SHIT

"im bi and im 16 yr old boy and im TAKEN and idk...well i play fortnite,roblox,minecraft mostly but i do play cod,gta5,and more and i play nintendo pc ps4 xbox phone and what ever i love scary games and im a meme person im mostly nice and i mostly grouned :P and Goofy i love making friends and i love playing games with people and helping somethings... but my user for everything is WaWety123 fortnite it is e_employee101 becuz idk... but if u add me u have to chat to tell me ur user! and here my youtube www.youtube.com/channel/UCCRO_SpbV3pM98B2YYMgABA?app=desktop"

thats his bio

and this shit aswell "im bi and im 16 yr old boy and IM TAKEN and i code and build pc snd games for fun i got a youtube name crackedruby and im dark person and lil darkie is a GOAT! "

HAHAHAH

Soo is he from BP?

god your so pathetic

yup

pathetic little immature boy who doesnt know what hes doing with his life

Hello Ruby, I am not new

16 years old

Welll bye Ruby try again in 24 hours!

seems like your 5

I sentence you to the gulag

Don't let him try again.

BP trash get no second chances

He’s gone!

Good job Wade.

👍

Best Executioner ever.

Do I know you? U seem familiar

It's me...

Ooooh

HAHA

Dagger

ive waited 12 minutes

I can't believe he fell for that

WHERES MY GREEN CARD

What an idiot.

What the hell are you talking about

You say the most random bullshit. FUCK!

AHEM

HEHEHE

YOU SAID

IF WE WAIT 12 MINUTES

Pisses me off

YOUD GIVE US SOMETHING

YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST LIKE FLOWEY

WHERES MY GREEN CARD

I swear you're gonna give me a seizure or something.

good <3

HEHEHEEHEHHEEHHEHEHE

What the fuck are you talking about?

ILL GIGGLE IN UR EARS

You people are literally mental.

We’ve banned 5 people today! Great progress!

I imagine you shaking the bars of your cages like monkeys.

THERES WORSE

O O A A BITCH

When you inevitably get locked up and they throw away the key

DAGGER

WHERES MY GREENCARD

I can imagine the bar shaking but the cage is unlocked

WHERE IS IT YOU WHITE BITCH

AUTISTIC WALRUS

WHAT

HIUAHDUHDIUF

I ate it.

why

GIVE IT BACK

GIVE IT BACK BITCH

You kept calling me "DAGGOT"

Kys

He already pooped it out

FAGOGT

wade

go get it

go grab it out of his shit

TMI

I can’t

DO IT

yall are

so

Jake ate it

....

Thanks for putting that disgusting image in my mind.

3

2

1

unique

Kys

ima scream if jake dont lemme touch his dick

AH

AHHH

AH

What the fu-

HUAIAHCIVHISU

You failed again

You are not worthy

EXCUSEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME

3

2

2

1

1

Kys

Kys

HEHEHEEHEHEH

who we saying this to

DAGGER

oh okay

what in the New Year’s Eve countdown is this

I was saying it to someone

COUGH YOU

Kya

KYA?

Yes

TF

dagger silent

i think i annoyed him

to insanity

You eroded his brain cells

HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH

GOOD

HEHEHEHEHEHE

REHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Ruh Roh Raggy, Retard

SHUT UP

Fuck

NO

HEHEHEHEEHEHEH

I'm gonna have an aneurysm

🍿

You annoying little shrew

I want to choke you.

HI DAGGY WAGGY

AYO?

CHOKE ME?

FREAKU

NAH NAH

FREAKY

BRO GOTTA CHOKING KINK

BACK TF UP SHE GOT A BG

BF

What the fuck made you think that

FUCK MY LIFE I CANT TYPE RN

Dagger you got no chance dude, they’re too retarded

BABY YOU LIKE FREAKS CAUSE I LIKE FREAKS AND LOVE FREAKS TOO~

You are all sick in the head

MY LITTLE PONYYYY

MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Actually, it's kind of horrifying.

MK

AW THATS SO SWEET OF U

I literally have a headache now

IMA SKIDDABLE

VIRGO

THANK YOU

DO MY JOB

ANNOY DAGGER

YUPP

HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH

I SHALL RETURN SOON

KK

At least there is no voice in WJE

AHA

Ikr?

NOT FOR LONG

GOOD IDEA

ENJOY THE PEACE DAGGER

I'd probably shoot myself if I had to listen to Madi all day

HEHEHEHEH

LALALALALALALALALA

Now you know how Jake feels

HEHEHE

STFU WADE

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG HI OMG HI MY LITTLE PONY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Get rekt

HAHAHADIUHFUI

DAGGOT

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

I CANT

"WAIT YOU THINK I'M ANNOYING? WTF!!!?!?!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

HEHEIUHIUFSHU

DAGGOT OMFG

THE REEE SHIT

Huh

HUSH TF UP PLS AND LISTEN

*insert high pitched Donut scream here*

BITCH SINCE WHEN? I ASK IF IM ANNOYING SO THEN I CAN DO IT MORE

WHY IS JT ACCURATE

HELP

DAGGER DAGGER

Donut's catchphrase: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" One liner right there.

SHOVE A STICK UP UR ASS

GO BACK TO FUCKING CLONES OF UR WIFE

“JAAAAAAKEEEEEYY”

Kys

AHDIUFHIUAVIUHSIUBHSUBI

Don't talk to me about my wives ever again

"JAKEY WAKEYYYYY"

Jakeyyyyyy <333

WIVES

MAY

Ahahahahaahahaha

MAY

Wives

MAYYYYYY

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!)

It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!)

Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!) Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is

Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they? We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

’Cause Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you, too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half o’ you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?" Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hehe"

I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups; all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there’s a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

I’m like a head trip to listen to, ’cause I’m only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin’ room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all And I don’t gotta be false or sugar-coat it all

I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting Pinchin’ nurses asses, while I’m jackin’ off with Jergens And I’m jerkin’, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’

In every single person there’s a Slim Shady lurkin’ Who could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

’Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won’t the real Sl

OK BYE YALL

Literally

It cut off lol

Wade let's say it

So when Donut comes back she sees

“-lim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Kys

Cause im slim shady yes I’m the real shady

You know I always laugh when I see the acronym "kys" because I read it as "keese"

YOU READ IT KEESE

Yes

WHAT THE FUCK WRONG WITH YOU

What

I thought it was normal

I READ IS KAY WHY ESS

THE LETTERS

Cringe

You're fucked in the head

NAH CAUSE WHT ABT “kiss”

I USED TO READ IT AS

KICE

LIKE RHYMINGW NICE

That's not how y is pronounced

WHATEVER

I read "fr" as "fuhrl"

"OMG" as "omg"

WTF IS WRONG W U

SAME

I read WTF as "wuhtefuk"

No more like

i read it as "wuhtffff"

Whthfk

I read my name as "Dagger Jurr"

or sometimes j w.t.f. yk

SURE

OOPS

I read "yk" as yknow

I ACCIDENTLY SENT THE TIKTOK TO MY MOM

😭

It was nice knowing you.

(Not really)

OH

YOURE

NAH MY MOM COOL ASF

DED

DEAD

DONE

FLAPPY KNOWS

WHAT SHE GON DO

LAUGH HER ASS OFF

"It's over"

MY MOM WOULD LIKE

honestly my moms chill af too

MY DAD

WOULD FUCKING

Master bait

AWWW YOU TWO RETARDS SHOULD BE FRIENDS

TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY

FOREVER

EVER EVER

BHAHAHS

MY DAD WOULD BE SO UNCOMFY

LMFAO

Hello everyone I am Master Bait.

I am the best fisherman in the world

Did I ask?

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

I have a wide selection of meats that beat the competition.

GO SHOVE THAT MEAT UP YOUR ASS THEN

EXACTLY

NO ONE CARES ABT UR MEAT

LIKE HE HAS ANY

Oh....

My name should've been Bait Master.

Too late now.

I come from BP

YOU KNOW

I FEEL LIKE

BUDDY UR DAGGER JR

YOURE DAGGER JR

HE IS

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHS

BECAUSE DAGGER JR SAID MASTER BAIT

AND THEN

THIS

AND HE WANNA TRY TO TEST US

Lol

WITH THE BP SHIT

UR so silly

Good, you're not retarded like I thought.

CAUSE IM NOT

THT WAS THE SWEETEST WAY OF TELLING HIM HES RETARDED TO THINK THAT WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT

YOU CAN'T JUDGE YOUR OPPONENT TOO QUICKLY

Who the fuck are you

Kys

NAH STOP FUCKING LYING

Lmao

Sorry it's just too much fun

OMG

OMGOMG

GUYS

ITS RAINING OUTSIDE

YAY

Hiii Cracked Ruby! M new here too

Luckyyyy

Hello stay >:)

Check his profile

Heyy

I followed u btw Addi

I’m guessing your bias is Han as well 😭

Yass

IT SOUNDS SO NICE

OMG IS UR BIAS HAN?

JEENEOEBEIEN YESSSS

ON THE ROOF

WHO ARE THESE RETARDS

OMG LES GO

DO YOU HAVE UWU CREW???

YALL ARE SO DRY OVER THERE

nah not yet

LIKE

WHY IS THERE A WHOLE ASS DROUGHT

YOU LIVE IN COLORADO?

You should get it, cuz I’m not tryna get made fun of again for liking kpop

I LOVE RAIN

Oops.

Specially by these retards

yh i might

No.

COLORADO

THATS

Bet bet

I LOVE RAIB

RAIN

fr

sameeeeeee

Right about now is the time that Donut would come back saying "DAGGER, DAGGER? WHERE IS MY CHAINSAW?"

And I would say: "lodged in your leg".

Like I have a whole insta acc DEDICATED to Han

Damm

MY GUY 😭😭

mop the ocean or spread 24 hours with ur second period teacher

Fucking psychopath

I LOVE MY SECOND PERIOD TEACHER

WE TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER TEACHERS

>3/14/23 Ok, you're not a BP goon.

omg damn girllll

Wade if you're lurking, don't ban Taco.

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