Hi friends!

Hello mommy

Im on a call.

oh nice

with someone who hates me

oh

not nice

lets burn him

>:)

oh

at the stake

hes watching this convo

op

im screeen sharing

oh

he said no please

uhm

mommy

yeah

i think im gay

oh

ok

i like womans and mens

and

andd

abbana

bannas

and

ABBANS

BAANS

HELP

op

how do you spell it

help me

banana?

idk what u tryna say

yes thank you

im making a list rn

did you hear

about mythias getting with his bsf

no

after telling me they wehre

"just freinds"

like he was like

uhm no i didnt

holy shit bro

aying shes just a freind shes jsut a freind

but left me for her?

thats not cool beans

no bueno

the uncoolest of beans

yeah fr

like we should just

hand up

im making a list rn cus i saw a reel of this girl listing things her ex did but it progressively got worse and i thought itd be funny to do that

hand

MOM

yes

yes do it

how do i get taller

i have 9 things on my list rn

girl idk im 5'2

taller than me

barely

i know i know

he found wje and hes telling me the crappiest jokes on here wtf

lmao

steven hawking jokes

i like being short

like bro go to racist jokes and

BAHAH

me to but i wanna 3-4 inches taller

wanna see my list so far

im dying laughing

yess

he was so ridiculous

he was like a little girl

NUMBER TWO WTF

BRO IDEK

I SENT HIM HER PIC LIKE SHE'S PRETTY

N HE WAS LIKE NO SHES UGLY ASF

N I WAS LIKE OH I THINK SHES PRETTY

N HE WAS LIKE HEY BABE SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE YOU

UHM THANKS 😭

WHAT

hes so fucking horrible

LMFAO

i heard this girl

saying

"one time i told my boyfreind i was gonna kill myself, so he told me to do ir right infront of him so he can use me while im still warm"

WTF

yeah

😭

help hes telling me autistic jokes

bahahahahs

my ex told me hed kill himself if i broke up with him after every single argument we had

wtf.

stupid ass amnuplating asshole

you shouldve been like

"oh bet, were done:

i saw this video

of an old lady stanidn up on a platoform saying

"dont kiss a girl and like it

so a ranodm girl went next to the old lady, took another random girl, nad kissed her

😭

lmaoo

yeah

my list has 15 things now

show mee

16 now

BAHAHA I SAID HILL INSTEAD OF KILL

"gr im angry imma hill myself"

no mall 16 breaks my heart

its okkkk

:<

it was a long time ago

i wanna kill him

i dont

he can continue to hate himself

he deserves it

he dose

but he's someone else's issue now

oh poor person

mhm

i hope he learned his lesson and treats her well

me too

my friends brother knows her and she's a genuinely good person

unless hes gay

oh nvm

😭

whoops

shes pretty too

she deserves better

shes too pretty for him

i bet

i saw her at prom in june and the day after got screamed at by my ex for not going up to them and saying hi 😭

wtf

no he dosent deserve a godess

he also told me i looked ugly cus i showed up on a date without makeup

....

wtf?

wait why did i date this guy

who the fuck knows

i didnt look great cus i was breaking out at the time (which is why i didnt wear makeup) but like still i curled my hair and wore a dress at least 😭

oh and he would always joke about shooting my cats even tho it made me cry every time he did it

....

if a man ever threatend to harm my fucking animslas

id rip out his lvier and make him eat it

he'd text me like "just shot a squirrel. ollie's next."

and id be like pls stop saying that it makes me sad

and he'd say it on facetime and watch me cry while laughing at his joke 😭

...

thats so fucked

cus i cry anytime i think about my cats dying

i get that

its not a good feeling

i love my cats

they are so cute

yes they are

irbnhdrbnr

im tired

me too

ohhhhh

meow

neigh

human noises

yeah callin you annoyin ain't true. you're fun when ur hyper. blonde isaacs are the worst smhsmh

frfr

n it woulda been different had he said it to me directly cus i can take that

Hiii!

I might be getting subway >:)

oooo yayayay

yeah =D

the order went trhoguh

lets see how long door dash takes

its gonna arive like at 4

yayayayy

like 4-4:30

i hate how my moms far away from places

it takes door dash longer

ok it just said an hour ealier

i think my moms mad at me

why?

idk

cuase i left my pills in her truck

im scared my foods gonna show up before she leaves for work

ill get in trobule

ok my mom js left

yayay

yayay

yayay

rawr

Now you got a much much better person who ik actually loves you not for ass but cuz ur you and whatever

yup

I feel a little cringe saying that