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uhm

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banana?

idk what u tryna say

im making a list rn

no

uhm no i didnt

holy shit bro

thats not cool beans

no bueno

yeah fr

im making a list rn cus i saw a reel of this girl listing things her ex did but it progressively got worse and i thought itd be funny to do that

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hand up

hand

yes

mal

im making a list rn cus i saw a reel of this girl listing things her ex did but it progressively got worse and i thought itd be funny to do that

yes do it

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yes do it

i have 9 things on my list rn

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how do i get taller

girl idk im 5'2

barely

he found wje and hes telling me the crappiest jokes on here wtf

lmao

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how do i get taller

i like being short

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steven hawking jokes

BAHAH

mal

im making a list rn cus i saw a reel of this girl listing things her ex did but it progressively got worse and i thought itd be funny to do that

wanna see my list so far

im dying laughing

he was so ridiculous

he was like a little girl

BRO IDEK

I SENT HIM HER PIC LIKE SHE'S PRETTY

N HE WAS LIKE NO SHES UGLY ASF

N I WAS LIKE OH I THINK SHES PRETTY

N HE WAS LIKE HEY BABE SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE YOU

UHM THANKS 😭

LMFAO

"one time i told my boyfreind i was gonna kill myself, so he told me to do ir right infront of him so he can use me while im still warm"

WTF

bahahahahs

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"one time i told my boyfreind i was gonna kill myself, so he told me to do ir right infront of him so he can use me while im still warm"

my ex told me hed kill himself if i broke up with him after every single argument we had

so a ranodm girl went next to the old lady, took another random girl, nad kissed her

lmaoo

my list has 15 things now

16 now

BAHAHA I SAID HILL INSTEAD OF KILL

"gr im angry imma hill myself"

its okkkk

it was a long time ago

i dont

he can continue to hate himself

he deserves it

but he's someone else's issue now

mhm

i hope he learned his lesson and treats her well

my friends brother knows her and she's a genuinely good person

😭

shes pretty too

she deserves better

shes too pretty for him

i saw her at prom in june and the day after got screamed at by my ex for not going up to them and saying hi 😭

he also told me i looked ugly cus i showed up on a date without makeup

wait why did i date this guy

mal

he also told me i looked ugly cus i showed up on a date without makeup

i didnt look great cus i was breaking out at the time (which is why i didnt wear makeup) but like still i curled my hair and wore a dress at least 😭

oh and he would always joke about shooting my cats even tho it made me cry every time he did it

he'd text me like "just shot a squirrel. ollie's next."

and id be like pls stop saying that it makes me sad

and he'd say it on facetime and watch me cry while laughing at his joke 😭

cus i cry anytime i think about my cats dying

i love my cats

yes they are

me too

neigh

mal
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yeah callin you annoyin ain't true. you're fun when ur hyper. blonde isaacs are the worst smhsmh

frfr

n it woulda been different had he said it to me directly cus i can take that

oooo yayayay

yayayayy

why?

yayay

yayay

mal

n it woulda been different had he said it to me directly cus i can take that

Now you got a much much better person who ik actually loves you not for ass but cuz ur you and whatever

yup

I feel a little cringe saying that