Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Dude, this ain't rocket science.
On the top: -28.
On the bottom: -3.
The sides? It's 4 and -7.
And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4).
Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
MOMMM
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
its fucking funy
mal♡
i saw lmao
mal♡
it is kinda funny
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes so fucking pitty its funn
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
someone on reddit told me i should smile more
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
so i told them to stfu
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and got banned
mal♡
damn lmao
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yur
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
not yet
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no but
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like his hair never looks washed
mal♡
damn
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he always smells bad
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and hes js ugly
mal♡
op
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nd i said hes weird and gross
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and he said the same abotu me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like im kidna weird but im not gross twin
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like quickly
mal♡
i can’t undelete it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oh
mal♡
oo
mal♡
*op
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
who tf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
disgusting
mal♡
that’s crazy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
😭
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes fucking gross
mal♡
damn
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
anywyass
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hru?
mal♡
i’m pretty good hbu
scooter22
you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
id never let a pedo fuck me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
consetunaily ~
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im great!
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good
mal♡
yayayay
mal♡
i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days
Boyfriend
yo.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yayayyyy
mal♡
i’m so excited i miss him sm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i bet
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yall are rlly cute tg
mal♡
yayayayay
mal♡
he’s the best
Boyfriend
jomoki
mal♡
mhm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i rlly wanna date my crush
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school
mal♡
oki doki
mal♡
realll
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared
mal♡
nooooo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her
mal♡
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
😭
United Kingdom UK
Hi friend
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hii uk
United Kingdom UK
Y'ello
United Kingdom UK
Hru
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im great!
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
a little pissed
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement
United Kingdom UK
Dang
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
using up all our shit
Boyfriend
.
United Kingdom UK
Wait fr?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and always up here watching
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
tv
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
when she has a tv in her room?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i dont want you up here
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i cant do fucking school
Boyfriend
who
Boyfriend
is
United Kingdom UK
Hrr sister maybe
Boyfriend
charlie charlie kirky
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yuh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
stfu
United Kingdom UK
..
Boyfriend
charlie charlie kirky
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
not you yk
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
us*
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
uk*
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
holy fuck
mal♡
hi friend
Boyfriend
get your wrong right
Boyfriend
typo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
kys fag
United Kingdom UK
What does that even mean
Boyfriend
typo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes fucking stupid
United Kingdom UK
Yeah i know
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oki
Boyfriend
not really
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i think my sister is watching balck mirror
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
so shes up here for atleast an hour
United Kingdom UK
Yes really
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 × 12
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like
Boyfriend
no really -UK
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
3
United Kingdom UK
Also hi friend
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 x 12
Boyfriend
144
United Kingdom UK
Without calculator whats 12 × 5
Boyfriend
60
United Kingdom UK
Whats 5⁰
Boyfriend
5
United Kingdom UK
The to the power of 0 is 0
United Kingdom UK
Im smarter
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
js bcuz shes upstairs
United Kingdom UK
Nah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
it would be funny
United Kingdom UK
At 23 she should be living elsewhere
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but last time i hit her she called the police
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like a fucin little bitch
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hit back
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
fucking hit
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
back
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oh you cant
United Kingdom UK
Pussy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cause you know id kill you
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like twin
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
wtf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she thinks she could beat me in a fight
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but me htting her once
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and her being like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
"im calling the police you crazy bitch"
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
handle ts yourself
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
you couldnt touch me and yk it
United Kingdom UK
Wild
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she genunily pmo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i threw a candle at her lol
United Kingdom UK
Was it lit
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nope
United Kingdom UK
Throw a lit one
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
W
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
why is she 23
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
CANT DRIVEEEE
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
living in her parents basement?????
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
wtf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like js kys your not taking up anything important
United Kingdom UK
Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like you have a tv in your room
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
so you come up here to distract me?
United Kingdom UK
Waste of oxygen and food
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
littearly
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i called her a whore
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and like a few tail but plugs
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and whoreish costume
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and she got so confused shen i called her a whore
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
??
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
excsue me?
United Kingdom UK
Ggs, her child will be a bastard
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she said it was a weird choicce of words
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
it was the right choice of words
United Kingdom UK
If she even gets a child
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i hpe she never has one wtf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she thinks shes good to kids
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
tf?
United Kingdom UK
She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
wtf is wrong with her istg
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she pmo like so bad
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and when my other sister ran way
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and still talks shit about my other sister
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
you havent seen her in years
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
fucking whore
United Kingdom UK
Move on bruh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
exactly
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like omg
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
one time
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
her airpods went mising
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like wtf
Boyfriend
holy yap
United Kingdom UK
Go get a job instead of paying people
United Kingdom UK
You dont even know 5⁰ sybau bro
BREE the crackhead
look at you in the corner
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bald lookng boy.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
exactly
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
the thing is
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she dseont have a job
United Kingdom UK
If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child
Boyfriend
.
BREE the crackhead
yk damn well you do
United Kingdom UK
Thats why i said she should get one
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children
BREE the crackhead
so quit acting
United Kingdom UK
What
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What is happening?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she quit a perfectly fine job
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
because she got offended
United Kingdom UK
Shes talking about her 23 year old sister
United Kingdom UK
Who still lives in hrr moms basement
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
dads
BREE the crackhead
damn.
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Yeah dads
BREE the crackhead
and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that
United Kingdom UK
Hes like 12 or sum
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hes in the same classes as me so hes 13
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Close enough
United Kingdom UK
He acts 12 tho
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
shoulve said he was 12
BREE the crackhead
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he wouldve got kicked off the site
BREE the crackhead
srry abt my classmate.
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hes jst slow asl
United Kingdom UK
Ass first kicked out
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wild
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off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli
Boyfriend
damn yall just saying shit about me
BREE the crackhead
suck it up
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
ok and?
United Kingdom UK
Yes
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we will gladly continue.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i neeed an opion
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
Boyfriend
bet
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?
BREE the crackhead
fym bet
United Kingdom UK
How much you betting big boss
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
is this good enoguh?
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GMABKING
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GAMBLING
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
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mb
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
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let's go gambling :D
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
guys answer me
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idkk
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
:<
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
UK
BREE the crackhead
i mean we became good friends over
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
BBGGGG
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND
United Kingdom UK
My headphones are down unda
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
awh
Boyfriend
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
United Kingdom UK
By that i mean theyre downstairs
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT
United Kingdom UK
What the fuck
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i will fucking kill you with my own hands
Boyfriend
holy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
holy?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i mean it.
United Kingdom UK
Wackamoly
Boyfriend
"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3
Boyfriend
this came out my heart <3
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
then why is there a "
United Kingdom UK
Face reveal
United Kingdom UK
Thats you
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
that dont come from your heart bro
Boyfriend
this you
United Kingdom UK
Why do i lowk recognise that
United Kingdom UK
Who is that
United Kingdom UK
And dont fucking say its me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
its not uk
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being
Boyfriend
UK is UK
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like i wanna fuck him so bad
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oh?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like uk is sooo hot
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thats uhm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like i js wanna fuck his brains out
BREE the crackhead
oh!
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uhm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yuh
Boyfriend
you bastard
Boyfriend
you freako
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~
BREE the crackhead
thats... amazing char
Boyfriend
oh nooo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
BAHHAH
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no im js fucking with him
BREE the crackhead
shut up brendan
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
bree
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i used to have a crush on you frfr
Boyfriend
-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
not from yu
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
only from edward cullen
Boyfriend
clap* clap* clap*
Cosmo idk
erm
United Kingdom UK
...
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
COSMO
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
IM BEING SEXUALLY HARRASED
Cosmo idk
when aren't you
Boyfriend
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Cosmo idk
no
United Kingdom UK
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i hate you 😭
Boyfriend
United Kingdom UK
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb, a b c or d?
Explain Bear
The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Wrong the answer is your mom
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
...
Boyfriend
Explain Bear
Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
WTFF
Boyfriend
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
my sister is up here
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
atching tv
Explain Bear
Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
shes like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
on her phone
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
paying no attetion to the tv
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
do ts in your room
United Kingdom UK
How many of these do you have
Cosmo idk
charlie explain to me how it could be B.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
idk
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cause eb said so
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb
United Kingdom UK
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
DUDE
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb
United Kingdom UK
Mod abuse
Explain Bear
Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i got it HAHAH
United Kingdom UK
...
mal♡
bird
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
guys
United Kingdom UK
Thats my dog
United Kingdom UK
Fym bird
United Kingdom UK
Yes?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
should i have french toast or mashed pataos
Cosmo idk
its a kitty, dumbass
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
MEE
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
THATS MEe
mal♡
i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly
United Kingdom UK
It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape
mal♡
french toast always
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oki
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
how do i make frecnh toadt again
United Kingdom UK
French toast is made of french people
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oh yeah
mal♡
oui oui
mal♡
i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe
Cosmo idk
eggs milk cinnamon bread
United Kingdom UK
Those sound fire
mal♡
they’re so good
United Kingdom UK
Everything tastes better on a stick
Cosmo idk
i've got trauma about them from my program
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
gimie sum mommy :<
Cosmo idk
they disappear so fast
mal♡
loser
Cosmo idk
wtf
mal♡
okioke
United Kingdom UK
Wild
mal♡
guys it’s like 50 out
mal♡
i’m so happy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
my mom donset want me
Cosmo idk
its 72 out
United Kingdom UK
50°C burns
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption
Cosmo idk
that's summer for me.
United Kingdom UK
Ill brb in like 5 min
Cosmo idk
wait what?
mal♡
loser
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yeah mal
Cosmo idk
eh idc i got a nice pool
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she put me up for adoption
mal♡
i did?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yeah
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
mommy can you adopt me back?? :<
mal♡
when
mal♡
sure
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
YAY
mal♡
i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho
Cosmo idk
she never un-adopted you in the first place
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
you did it in your sleep
mal♡
oopsie daisy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
:<
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOnLtrzdJw&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=6
Cosmo idk
ew
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
WHAT
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
ew to sabirna carpet
Cosmo idk
yes ew to her
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
...
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
let me go trohough my screenshots
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and find the one
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
where you called her hot
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
sure she's hot but i'll pass
Cosmo idk
and i remember when i said that tho
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
id fuck her
mal♡
op 😭
Cosmo idk
you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour
Cosmo idk
oh wait you alr did that
mal♡
i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on
mal♡
i don’t like the way she does it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i love my sissy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
STFU
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
HE UH
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
NUHUH
Cosmo idk
also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
...
Cosmo idk
he's gotten buff
Cosmo idk
and a gf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
grr
Cosmo idk
hehe
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
its okay
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i like someone
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but dont say her nae
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool
Cosmo idk
mm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yurr
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i need a code name for herz
Cosmo idk
herz?
Cosmo idk
sure ig that could work
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
bro
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what
mal♡
bruh 😭
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
bro is a diffrent leval of autisum
mal♡
rspecial
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yurr
mal♡
frank
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb a b c or d
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
fuc yeah
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Hi
Cosmo idk
girl thats easy math
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb a b c d and e
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nuhuh
Explain Bear
You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hi bbg
United Kingdom UK
You dont need ai gor that
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb a b c or d
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
well im failing and this is faster
Explain Bear
The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Bbg?
mal♡
gusy we have bluey gogurts
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
@eb a b c or d
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
WHAT I WANTTT
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
fets luck
United Kingdom UK
...i bet Fets is a very lecky man
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hwhehehhe
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pky4r3tCn9Q&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=8
United Kingdom UK
Also how tf i say lecky instead of lucky
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cause your secial
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
special
United Kingdom UK
I am
United Kingdom UK
Whats that
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
music
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i wanna read haunting adaline
United Kingdom UK
Oh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what is something that js disgusts yall?
United Kingdom UK
Hair in the gutter
mal♡
a lotta things
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
when men like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
guys*
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like wtf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i think thats on you bucko
United Kingdom UK
Atleast he isnt gay
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
😭
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
omg my sister might be going downstairs
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she iss
United Kingdom UK
Bro you should just lock the basement
Cosmo idk
wth
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i should
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but its easy to get out
United Kingdom UK
Bros a basement entity from a horror game😭😭
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i know
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
this bitch has an ACCENT
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im on call with
United Kingdom UK
What kind
United Kingdom UK
Like stereotypical american?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
arab
Cosmo idk
oh
United Kingdom UK
Unexpected
Cosmo idk
ask her a question for me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
its a guy
Cosmo idk
hehe
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
and he dseont like racist jokes
Cosmo idk
ask him a question for me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
whats the questinon
Cosmo idk
it's not racist it's political
mal♡
bro
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
oh no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what is it
Cosmo idk
ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"
Cosmo idk
(the kh is pronounced softly)
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
uhm
Cosmo idk
is it the king mahmoud guy?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said he dosnet care
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said hi
mal♡
LMAO
mal♡
i say hi
Cosmo idk
that's acceptable for me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said hi
mal♡
we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website
mal♡
giving me secondhand embarrassment over here
Cosmo idk
tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "
United Kingdom UK
Listen to this cosmo
Cosmo idk
i'm bein wholesome there mk?
United Kingdom UK
I hate politics
mal♡
fr they annoying asf
Cosmo idk
same. that's why im obsessed with it
Cosmo idk
mk imma stop
mal♡
🙄
mal♡
smhsmhsmhsmh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
meow
mal♡
im js a little girl idc whats happening
mal♡
i wanna live in my bubble
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said hes chirstian
United Kingdom UK
Every single day yappin and yappin and yappin politivs
Cosmo idk
ah
mal♡
oh w
Cosmo idk
coptic christians are great ppl
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he just said you deserve to be jweish
mal♡
LMAO
United Kingdom UK
Lol
Cosmo idk
what does that even mean...
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes bascially calling you a penny pincher
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
saying your picking up money from the floor
mal♡
im actually dying lmfao
Cosmo idk
awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800
mal♡
weirdo
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
United Kingdom UK
Yuh uh
Cosmo idk
just a penny pincher
mal♡
which makes you a weirdo
United Kingdom UK
Youre acting like young me
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said he has no money
mal♡
BROKE
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
then he said
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
e has about 6100
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
to hus name
mal♡
so not broke
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
in uae
mal♡
oh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
whatever that is
mal♡
i want money
Cosmo idk
straight up in pennies?
Cosmo idk
that's a lie
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said no
mal♡
i wanna buy more clothes
mal♡
bro fr js didnt read what she said
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
ill buy you clothes
mal♡
yay
Cosmo idk
if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
wha
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
GIMMIE MONIES
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
YOU JEWSIH ****
Cosmo idk
it's mine
mal♡
well your pennies are basically worthless now
Cosmo idk
cracker
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nuhuh
mal♡
n
mal♡
i
mal♡
g
mal♡
eria
Cosmo idk
i got some that are rlly good quality
United Kingdom UK
...
Cosmo idk
i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house
mal♡
loser
Cosmo idk
1962 mint condition
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal♡
im not a bitch
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
meow
mal♡
im a perfect lil angel
United Kingdom UK
Non-winner
Cosmo idk
that got thrown from heaven
mal♡
yeah i did come from heaven
Cosmo idk
demon bitch
mal♡
im heavenly
Cosmo idk
all demons come from heaven
mal♡
wow no way
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what
Cosmo idk
so you a perfect lil bitchy demon
mal♡
id have to fall tho
mal♡
i didnt fall
mal♡
so im js an innocent lil angel
Cosmo idk
you got thrown down
Cosmo idk
like
mal♡
i didnt fall tho
Cosmo idk
violently
United Kingdom UK
Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs
mal♡
i got thrown
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
she didnt fall
mal♡
so im not a demon
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i dragged her down so i could have a mommy
Cosmo idk
you're a thrown angel
mal♡
im ok with being thrown
United Kingdom UK
So not a demon?
mal♡
i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf
mal♡
thatd be tuff fr
Cosmo idk
hmph
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
yall
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes speaking arabic
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i asked him to
Cosmo idk
i prefer hebrew
United Kingdom UK
Can you understand anything
mal♡
say say
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
no
mal♡
im in america speak americanese
Cosmo idk
wowwwww
Cosmo idk
i can speak maf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hes speaking english lol
United Kingdom UK
Math?
mal♡
we not in england so should be speaking american
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
Cosmo idk
math is the language type
Cosmo idk
YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY
Cosmo idk
bahaha thats my fav arabic curse
mal♡
my favorite word is
mal♡
n
mal♡
i
mal♡
g
mal♡
eria
United Kingdom UK
Looks like another 100 comment chat
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
huh
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i want food
United Kingdom UK
I meant
United Kingdom UK
1000
United Kingdom UK
Thats not a word
United Kingdom UK
Thats a country
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
my stomach hurts
mal♡
heh
mal♡
no bueno
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
exfuckingcuseme
Cosmo idk
uh it's a word still
mal♡
why is ex fucking cuseme
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
😭
Cosmo idk
because cuseme fucked ex's wife
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
COSMO
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
STOP TEXITNG ME
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
OR HIM
Cosmo idk
....
mal♡
wrong reply
Cosmo idk
mm
mal♡
cus yall talking
mal♡
😮
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
where are hyou from
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cosmo
mal♡
ok i fixed it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
COSMO STOPY BULLYING MY FREIND
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
HE THINKS YOUR ACT BEING MEAN
mal♡
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what
mal♡
its an important question
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i asked he dindt understand
mal♡
whats not to understand
mal♡
a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be
mal♡
and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig
mal♡
nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"
mal♡
what would you do
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
YALL
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
IM SO CONFUSED
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
SCINCE SAYS IM BEHIND
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
BUt
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
IM NTO?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
mal♡
my question is scientific
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
like im not behind
mal♡
hm weird
Cosmo idk
would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?
mal♡
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
mal♡
no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
mal♡
cus thats the sound elephants make
Cosmo idk
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
mal♡
no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY
Cosmo idk
the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
mal♡
yeah ik
mal♡
but the elephant
mal♡
js makes noises
mal♡
cus thats what they do
mal♡
thats exactly what a closeted gay would say
Cosmo idk
what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves
mal♡
the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see
Cosmo idk
bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes
mal♡
well duh gay people wear gay clothes
Cosmo idk
girl i dont got gay clothes
mal♡
theyre closeted
mal♡
so yeah
mal♡
you do
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
huh
Cosmo idk
so you sayin that clothes are gay?
mal♡
im saying yours are
mal♡
mine arent
mal♡
theyre in drawers not a closet
Cosmo idk
mine aren't either
mal♡
liar
Cosmo idk
they're mostly thrown on the floor
mal♡
oh so theyre uncloseted gays
mal♡
no longer ashamed
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
....
Cosmo idk
they were never gay in the first place
mal♡
lies
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
dad why do you wear gay clothes?
mal♡
good question
Cosmo idk
no
mal♡
its kinda weird
mal♡
like thats weird cosmo
mal♡
its weird
mal♡
its fucking weird
Cosmo idk
i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die
Cosmo idk
i have no fashion sense
Cosmo idk
girl
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i dont wanna die im gay
mal♡
thats the goal so that they'll take them off
Cosmo idk
you're gonna die anyways
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
ew
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
gaybo
mal♡
guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday
Cosmo idk
guess what
Cosmo idk
loserrrrrrrrrrr
mal♡
i didnt guess so it doesnt count
Cosmo idk
idfc
mal♡
youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄
mal♡
bro wants a big samoan man
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i think i gtg
mal♡
i didnt say can, i said would
mal♡
nooo
Cosmo idk
cya charlie
Cosmo idk
yeah wtvr
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
but shes grounded idk if she can
mal♡
noooo
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
dose anyone wanna call
mal♡
i cant rn
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
noo :<
United Kingdom UK
Lmao
mal♡
what would you do uk
United Kingdom UK
Leave the room
mal♡
lmao
Cosmo idk
crazy
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he siad he loves his mother
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
what kinda arab loves his mother
mal♡
that one ig
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
smh
mal♡
ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm
Cosmo idk
many of them
Cosmo idk
.
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said hell is that question
Cosmo idk
mal wtf
mal♡
thats not an answer
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he said
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hell no
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
why in gods harnation
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
would my mom be a worm
Cosmo idk
lmaoo
United Kingdom UK
mal♡
bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
lol yhea
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
he left its his bedtime
mal♡
BEDTIME
United Kingdom UK
We all know the real reason he left lol
Cosmo idk
it's like 9:21 there now
Cosmo idk
maybe 10:21
mal♡
BEDDDDTIME
Cosmo idk
EMITDEB
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
..
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
ima make french toast
Cosmo idk
as i said
Cosmo idk
eggs cinnamon milk bread
Cosmo idk
and like a drop of vanilla extract
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
ikik
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
we have no vinallia extract
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
so i use syrup
mal♡
dont forget the gecko juice
mal♡
adds extra flavor
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
that'll ruin it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
cosmo
Cosmo idk
and don't listen to mal
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
thats how i always make it
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
it donset get ruined
Cosmo idk
mk then
mal♡
excuse me
Cosmo idk
ig
mal♡
youre clearly not a french toast genius
United Kingdom UK
Lemme milk a gecko
mal♡
syrup in french toast is good
United Kingdom UK
Brn
mal♡
thats how mi mami makes it
Cosmo idk
i never tried it that way
United Kingdom UK
Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭
mal♡
then how you know itd ruin it 😭
Cosmo idk
usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet
mal♡
....wtf
Cosmo idk
uh idk
Cosmo idk
it's like rlly rlly good
United Kingdom UK
Judge a book by its cover
mal♡
yes do it
United Kingdom UK
But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover
Cosmo idk
i'll book your cover by its judge
mal♡
that’s gay
mal♡
that’s not how it works
Cosmo idk
it does now
mal♡
not anymore
United Kingdom UK
Cover the judge with the book
Cosmo idk
MOD ABUSE
mal♡
says you
mal♡
hypocrite
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal♡
wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram
Cosmo idk
hm?
United Kingdom UK
Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?
mal♡
i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day
Cosmo idk
never
mal♡
and on her note she keeps writing things
mal♡
and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane
Cosmo idk
huh
United Kingdom UK
You were born gay?
mal♡
me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening
mal♡
cus the first one was “he’s the loml”
United Kingdom UK
Cartoon villain ahh
mal♡
then the next was “idk man”
mal♡
and then “i js wanna make a difference”
mal♡
and then it was a song
mal♡
crushing by sombr
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im making food
Cosmo idk
nope
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
my sister js got home kms
mal♡
and then she said “less than 2 weeks”
mal♡
and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”
United Kingdom UK
Got "home" but she lives in a basememt
mal♡
i’m so invested in the plot
United Kingdom UK
Damn
United Kingdom UK
mal♡
frfr
United Kingdom UK
Were nearing 1000 btw
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
im back
mal♡
i have a cherry float coke
United Kingdom UK
Sup
United Kingdom UK
Yum
Cosmo idk
hi back im cosmo
mal♡
..
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
bruh
mal♡
guys idk what to wear to work
mal♡
wait nvm yes i do
Cosmo idk
uh nice
United Kingdom UK
What you wearin
mal♡
flared jeans and a light orange top
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
her bf
mal♡
I WISH
United Kingdom UK
Ooo
mal♡
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
mal♡
but it was going so well
mal♡
i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers
mal♡
ughhhh
mal♡
and blend the clouds
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
noo :<
mal♡
the sky looked so good tho
mal♡
maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it
mal♡
i have a lotta blues
mal♡
so i can make some different shades of green
Cosmo idk
nice
United Kingdom UK
I believe in you
mal♡
ty king
United Kingdom UK
Anytime
Cosmo idk
girl the only king you got is jomoki king
mal♡
i been calling uk king since like july
United Kingdom UK
True
mal♡
i call jomoki other things
United Kingdom UK
Yk what time it is?
Cosmo idk
like daddy?
Cosmo idk
sad
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
rtgb
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
rtgb
mal♡
ew no
Cosmo idk
asdf
Cosmo idk
as
Cosmo idk
as
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
rst
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
r
Cosmo idk
asd
Cosmo idk
asd
Cosmo idk
asd
Cosmo idk
d
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
srt
Cosmo idk
d
mal♡
sdugfds
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
hsr
Cosmo idk
a
mal♡
sdugfds
Cosmo idk
a
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
Cosmo idk
a
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
dsg
Cosmo idk
d
mal♡
dsg
Cosmo idk
as
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
strh
mal♡
ds
United Kingdom UK
I was gonna say that
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
sr
Cosmo idk
df
mal♡
ds
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
sr
Cosmo idk
df
mal♡
d
mal♡
f
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
d
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
d
mal♡
df
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
asdf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
dsf
Cosmo idk
asdf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
d
United Kingdom UK
Uguv
mal♡
f
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal♡
dsf
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal♡
ds
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
Cosmo idk
as
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
mal♡
f
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
h
Cosmo idk
f
United Kingdom UK
Gy
mal♡
sdf
Cosmo idk
f
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
t
mal♡
sdf
Cosmo idk
sdf
mal♡
t
Cosmo idk
sdf
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
t
Cosmo idk
s
mal♡
sd
United Kingdom UK
Cu
mal♡
sd
Cosmo idk
s
mal♡
sd
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
sr
mal♡
d
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal♡
h
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
sr
United Kingdom UK
Yc
mal♡
df
𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡
rt