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    • sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it

    its fucking funy

    it is kinda funny

    hes so fucking pitty its funn

    someone on reddit told me i should smile more

    so i told them to stfu

    so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<

    i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird

    like his hair never looks washed

    he always smells bad

    nd i said hes weird and gross

    and he said the same abotu me

    like im kidna weird but im not gross twin

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    if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself

    i can’t undelete it

    that’s crazy

    hes fucking gross

    i’m pretty good hbu

    Orlaith

    like im kidna weird but im not gross twin

    you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird

    i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish

    id never let a pedo fuck me

    but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3

    mal♡

    i’m pretty good hbu

    im great!

    i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good

    i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days

    i’m so excited i miss him sm

    yall are rlly cute tg

    he’s the best

    mal♡

    i’m so excited i miss him sm

    jomoki

    i rlly wanna date my crush

    dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school

    Orlaith

    i rlly wanna date my crush

    realll

    i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared

    i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her

    shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me

    why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

    using up all our shit

    Orlaith

    why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

    .

    Orlaith

    why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

    Wait fr?

    and always up here watching

    when she has a tv in her room?

    i dont want you up here

    i cant do fucking school

    charlie charlie kirky

    Orlaith

    stfu

    charlie charlie kirky

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    Orlaith

    not you yk

    us*

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    Hi friend

    hi friend

    get your wrong right

    hes fucking stupid

    Orlaith

    hes fucking stupid

    not really

    i think my sister is watching balck mirror

    so shes up here for atleast an hour

    im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like

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    Yes really

    no really -UK

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    Whats 12 × 12

    144

    would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister

    js bcuz shes upstairs

    Orlaith

    would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister

    Nah

    it would be funny

    but last time i hit her she called the police

    like a fucin little bitch

    cause you know id kill you

    your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands

    she thinks she could beat me in a fight

    but me htting her once

    and her being like

    "im calling the police you crazy bitch"

    handle ts yourself

    you couldnt touch me and yk it

    she genunily pmo

    i threw a candle at her lol

    living in her parents basement?????

    like js kys your not taking up anything important

    Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker

    im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote

    like you have a tv in your room

    so you come up here to distract me?

    i called her a whore

    bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys

    and like a few tail but plugs

    and whoreish costume

    and she got so confused shen i called her a whore

    like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy

    Orlaith

    like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy

    Ggs, her child will be a bastard

    she said it was a weird choicce of words

    it was the right choice of words

    i hpe she never has one wtf

    she thinks shes good to kids

    Orlaith

    she thinks shes good to kids

    She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao

    wtf is wrong with her istg

    she pmo like so bad

    and when my other sister ran way

    shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch

    and still talks shit about my other sister

    you havent seen her in years

    her airpods went mising

    and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"

    and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement

    and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

    Orlaith

    and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

    Go get a job instead of paying people

    Chicken

    holy yap

    look at you in the corner

    bald lookng boy.

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    Go get a job instead of paying people

    exactly

    she dseont have a job

    Orlaith

    and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

    If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child

    Bree_2]

    bald lookng boy.

    .

    yk damn well you do

    Orlaith

    she dseont have a job

    Thats why i said she should get one

    she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children

    Orlaith

    she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children

    What

    What is happening?

    she quit a perfectly fine job

    because she got offended

    Bree_2]

    What is happening?

    Shes talking about her 23 year old sister

    and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that

    hes in the same classes as me so hes 13

    shoulve said he was 12

    he wouldve got kicked off the site

    srry abt my classmate.

    hes jst slow asl

    Orlaith

    he wouldve got kicked off the site

    Ass first kicked out

    off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli

    damn yall just saying shit about me

    we will gladly continue.

    i neeed an opion

    https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl

    is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?

    Chicken

    bet

    fym bet

    Orlaith

    https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl

    is this good enoguh?

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    How much you betting big boss

    GMABKING

    United Kingdom UK

    Aww dangit

    let's go gambling :D

    i mean we became good friends over

    https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl

    IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND

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    Aww dangit

    Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

    Chicken

    Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

    DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT

    Chicken

    Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

    What the fuck

    i will fucking kill you with my own hands

    "Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

    Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3

    this came out my heart <3

    then why is there a "

    Chicken

    "Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

    Face reveal

    that dont come from your heart bro

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    Face reveal

    this you

    uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being

    United Kingdom UK

    Who is that

    UK is UK

    like i wanna fuck him so bad

    like uk is sooo hot

    like i js wanna fuck his brains out

    Orlaith

    like i wanna fuck him so bad

    you bastard

    Chicken

    you bastard

    mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~

    thats... amazing char

    Orlaith

    mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~

    oh nooo

    no im js fucking with him

    Chicken

    oh nooo

    shut up brendan

    i used to have a crush on you frfr

    -ahhhhh -you taking backshots*

    only from edward cullen

    clap* clap* clap*

    IM BEING SEXUALLY HARRASED

    boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

    Cosmo idk

    when aren't you

    i hate you 😭

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    @eb, a b c or d?

    The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

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    Wrong the answer is your mom

    Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

    Explain Bear

    Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

    my sister is up here

    Chicken
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    Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.

    paying no attetion to the tv

    do ts in your room

    charlie explain to me how it could be B.

    cause eb said so

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    Orlaith

    @eb

    Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.

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    bird

    should i have french toast or mashed pataos

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    Fym bird

    i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly

    Cosmo idk

    its a kitty, dumbass

    It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape

    Orlaith

    should i have french toast or mashed pataos

    french toast always

    how do i make frecnh toadt again

    i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

    Orlaith

    how do i make frecnh toadt again

    eggs milk cinnamon bread

    mal♡

    i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

    Those sound fire

    they’re so good

    i've got trauma about them from my program

    gimie sum mommy :<

    Cosmo idk

    i've got trauma about them from my program

    loser

    Orlaith

    gimie sum mommy :<

    wtf

    Orlaith

    gimie sum mommy :<

    okioke

    guys it’s like 50 out

    i’m so happy

    my mom donset want me

    she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption

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    50°C burns

    that's summer for me.

    Orlaith

    she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption

    wait what?

    Cosmo idk

    that's summer for me.

    loser

    Cosmo idk

    wait what?

    yeah mal

    eh idc i got a nice pool

    she put me up for adoption

    mommy can you adopt me back?? :<

    i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho

    Orlaith

    mommy can you adopt me back?? :<

    she never un-adopted you in the first place

    you did it in your sleep

    oopsie daisy

    ew to sabirna carpet

    let me go trohough my screenshots

    and find the one

    where you called her hot

    sure she's hot but i'll pass

    and i remember when i said that tho

    you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour

    oh wait you alr did that

    i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on

    i don’t like the way she does it

    Cosmo idk

    oh wait you alr did that

    STFU

    also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago

    but dont say her nae

    cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool

    i need a code name for herz

    bro is a diffrent leval of autisum

    Orlaith

    i need a code name for herz

    frank

    mal♡

    frank

    fuc yeah

    Orlaith

    @eb a b c or d

    The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

    @eb a b c d and e

    Cosmo idk

    girl thats easy math

    nuhuh

    Orlaith

    @eb a b c d and e

    You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.

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    Hi

    hi bbg

    well im failing and this is faster

    Orlaith

    @eb a b c or d

    The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

    gusy we have bluey gogurts

    mal♡

    gusy we have bluey gogurts

    WHAT I WANTTT

    Orlaith

    @eb a b c or d

    The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

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    Bbg?

    fets luck

    cause your secial

    i wanna read haunting adaline

    what is something that js disgusts yall?

    a lotta things

    say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

    i think thats on you bucko

    Orlaith

    say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

    Atleast he isnt gay

    omg my sister might be going downstairs

    Orlaith

    say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

    wth

    but its easy to get out

    this bitch has an ACCENT

    ask her a question for me

    and he dseont like racist jokes

    ask him a question for me

    whats the questinon

    Orlaith

    and he dseont like racist jokes

    it's not racist it's political

    ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"

    (the kh is pronounced softly)

    is it the king mahmoud guy?

    he said he dosnet care

    Orlaith

    he said he dosnet care

    that's acceptable for me

    we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

    giving me secondhand embarrassment over here

    tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "

    mal♡

    we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

    Listen to this cosmo

    i'm bein wholesome there mk?

    fr they annoying asf

    same. that's why im obsessed with it

    mal♡

    fr they annoying asf

    mk imma stop

    smhsmhsmhsmh

    im js a little girl idc whats happening

    i wanna live in my bubble

    he said hes chirstian

    Orlaith

    he said hes chirstian

    ah

    Orlaith

    he said hes chirstian

    oh w

    coptic christians are great ppl

    he just said you deserve to be jweish

    Orlaith

    he just said you deserve to be jweish

    what does that even mean...

    hes bascially calling you a penny pincher

    saying your picking up money from the floor

    im actually dying lmfao

    awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

    which makes you a weirdo

    Cosmo idk

    awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

    Youre acting like young me

    he said he has no money

    e has about 6100

    so not broke

    whatever that is

    i want money

    Orlaith

    e has about 6100

    straight up in pennies?

    i wanna buy more clothes

    Cosmo idk

    straight up in pennies?

    bro fr js didnt read what she said

    ill buy you clothes

    if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas

    well your pennies are basically worthless now

    Orlaith

    YOU JEWSIH ****

    cracker

    mal♡

    well your pennies are basically worthless now

    i got some that are rlly good quality

    i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house

    im not a bitch

    im a perfect lil angel

    mal♡

    im a perfect lil angel

    that got thrown from heaven

    yeah i did come from heaven

    all demons come from heaven

    so you a perfect lil bitchy demon

    id have to fall tho

    i didnt fall

    so im js an innocent lil angel

    i didnt fall tho

    mal♡

    i didnt fall

    Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs

    i got thrown

    so im not a demon

    i dragged her down so i could have a mommy

    mal♡

    i got thrown

    you're a thrown angel

    im ok with being thrown

    i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf

    thatd be tuff fr

    hes speaking arabic

    im in america speak americanese

    hes speaking english lol

    we not in england so should be speaking american

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    Math?

    math is the language type

    Orlaith
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    YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY

    bahaha thats my fav arabic curse

    my favorite word is

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    Looks like another 100 comment chat

    I meant

    my stomach hurts

    Orlaith

    my stomach hurts

    no bueno

    United Kingdom UK

    Thats a country

    uh it's a word still

    Orlaith

    exfuckingcuseme

    why is ex fucking cuseme

    because cuseme fucked ex's wife

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    cus yall talking

    Cosmo idk

    because cuseme fucked ex's wife

    😮

    where are hyou from

    ok i fixed it

    COSMO STOPY BULLYING MY FREIND

    HE THINKS YOUR ACT BEING MEAN

    Orlaith

    OR HIM

    ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick

    its an important question

    i asked he dindt understand

    whats not to understand

    a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be

    and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig

    nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

    what would you do

    SCINCE SAYS IM BEHIND

    my question is scientific

    like im not behind

    mal♡

    my question is scientific

    would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

    guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

    Cosmo idk

    would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

    no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU

    cus thats the sound elephants make

    mal♡

    guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

    i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra

    no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

    mal♡

    cus thats the sound elephants make

    the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail

    mal♡

    no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

    nuh uh

    but the elephant

    js makes noises

    cus thats what they do

    Cosmo idk

    nuh uh

    thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

    what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves

    the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see

    mal♡

    thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

    bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes

    well duh gay people wear gay clothes

    girl i dont got gay clothes

    theyre closeted

    so you sayin that clothes are gay?

    im saying yours are

    theyre in drawers not a closet

    they're mostly thrown on the floor

    oh so theyre uncloseted gays

    no longer ashamed

    they were never gay in the first place

    dad why do you wear gay clothes?

    good question

    its kinda weird

    like thats weird cosmo

    its fucking weird

    i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

    i dont wanna die im gay

    Cosmo idk

    i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

    thats the goal so that they'll take them off

    you're gonna die anyways

    mal♡

    thats the goal so that they'll take them off

    ew

    guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday

    i didnt guess so it doesnt count

    youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

    bro wants a big samoan man

    mal♡

    youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

    no

    you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

    Cosmo idk

    you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

    i didnt say can, i said would

    Orlaith

    i think i gtg

    nooo

    mal♡

    i didnt say can, i said would

    yeah wtvr

    i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<

    but shes grounded idk if she can

    dose anyone wanna call

    mal♡

    nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

    Lmao

    what would you do uk

    he siad he loves his mother

    what kinda arab loves his mother

    ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

    Orlaith

    what kinda arab loves his mother

    many of them

    mal♡

    ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

    .

    mal♡

    ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

    he said hell is that question

    Orlaith

    he said hell is that question

    thats not an answer

    why in gods harnation

    would my mom be a worm

    mal♡

    ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

    Orlaith

    would my mom be a worm

    bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm

    he left its his bedtime

    it's like 9:21 there now

    Cosmo idk

    maybe 10:21

    ..

    ima make french toast

    eggs cinnamon milk bread

    and like a drop of vanilla extract

    we have no vinallia extract

    dont forget the gecko juice

    adds extra flavor

    thats how i always make it

    it donset get ruined

    Cosmo idk

    and don't listen to mal

    excuse me

    Cosmo idk

    that'll ruin it

    youre clearly not a french toast genius

    syrup in french toast is good

    thats how mi mami makes it

    i never tried it that way

    Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭

    Cosmo idk

    i never tried it that way

    then how you know itd ruin it 😭

    usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet

    mal♡

    then how you know itd ruin it 😭

    uh idk

    it's like rlly rlly good

    Cosmo idk

    i never tried it that way

    Judge a book by its cover

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    Judge a book by its cover

    But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover

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    Judge a book by its cover

    i'll book your cover by its judge

    that’s gay

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    that’s not how it works

    Cosmo idk

    i'll book your cover by its judge

    Cover the judge with the book

    wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram

    i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day

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    Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?

    never

    and on her note she keeps writing things

    and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

    me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening

    cus the first one was “he’s the loml”

    mal♡

    and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

    Cartoon villain ahh

    then the next was “idk man”

    and then “i js wanna make a difference”

    and then it was a song

    edited ·

    crushing by sombr

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    You were born gay?

    nope

    my sister js got home kms

    and then she said “less than 2 weeks”

    and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”

    Orlaith

    my sister js got home kms

    Got "home" but she lives in a basememt

    i’m so invested in the plot

    i have a cherry float coke

    guys idk what to wear to work

    wait nvm yes i do

    flared jeans and a light orange top

    guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore

    but it was going so well

    i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers

    and blend the clouds

    the sky looked so good tho

    maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it

    i have a lotta blues

    so i can make some different shades of green

    mal♡

    so i can make some different shades of green

    I believe in you

    mal♡

    ty king

    girl the only king you got is jomoki king

    i been calling uk king since like july

    i call jomoki other things