Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Dude, this ain't rocket science.
On the top: -28.
On the bottom: -3.
The sides? It's 4 and -7.
And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4).
Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
Comments (1000)
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MOMMM
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sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it
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its fucking funy
Anonymous
i saw lmao
Anonymous
it is kinda funny
ᥫ᭡
yeah
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hes so fucking pitty its funn
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someone on reddit told me i should smile more
ᥫ᭡
so i told them to stfu
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and got banned
Anonymous
damn lmao
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yur
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so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<
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not yet
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no but
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i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird
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like his hair never looks washed
Anonymous
damn
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he always smells bad
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and hes js ugly
Anonymous
op
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nd i said hes weird and gross
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and he said the same abotu me
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like im kidna weird but im not gross twin
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if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself
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like quickly
Anonymous
i can’t undelete it
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oh
Anonymous
oo
Anonymous
*op
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like
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who tf
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disgusting
Anonymous
that’s crazy
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😭
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yeah
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hes fucking gross
Anonymous
damn
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anywyass
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hru?
Anonymous
i’m pretty good hbu
scooter22
you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird
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i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish
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id never let a pedo fuck me
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consetunaily ~
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but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3
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im great!
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i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good
Anonymous
yayayay
Anonymous
i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days
Chicken
yo.
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yayayyyy
Anonymous
i’m so excited i miss him sm
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i bet
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yall are rlly cute tg
Anonymous
yayayayay
Anonymous
he’s the best
Chicken
jomoki
Anonymous
mhm
ᥫ᭡
i rlly wanna date my crush
ᥫ᭡
dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school
Anonymous
oki doki
Anonymous
realll
ᥫ᭡
i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared
Anonymous
nooooo
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i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her
Anonymous
yeah
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😭
UK
Hi friend
ᥫ᭡
shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me
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hii uk
UK
Y'ello
UK
Hru
ᥫ᭡
im great!
ᥫ᭡
a little pissed
ᥫ᭡
why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement
UK
Dang
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using up all our shit
Chicken
.
UK
Wait fr?
ᥫ᭡
and always up here watching
ᥫ᭡
tv
ᥫ᭡
when she has a tv in her room?
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i dont want you up here
ᥫ᭡
i cant do fucking school
Chicken
who
Chicken
is
UK
Hrr sister maybe
Chicken
charlie charlie kirky
ᥫ᭡
yuh
ᥫ᭡
stfu
UK
..
Chicken
charlie charlie kirky
ᥫ᭡
not you yk
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us*
ᥫ᭡
uk*
ᥫ᭡
holy fuck
Anonymous
hi friend
Chicken
get your wrong right
Chicken
typo
ᥫ᭡
kys fag
UK
What does that even mean
Chicken
typo
ᥫ᭡
hes fucking stupid
UK
Yeah i know
ᥫ᭡
oki
Chicken
not really
ᥫ᭡
i think my sister is watching balck mirror
ᥫ᭡
so shes up here for atleast an hour
UK
Yes really
UK
Whats 12 × 12
ᥫ᭡
im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like
Chicken
no really -UK
ᥫ᭡
3
UK
Also hi friend
UK
Whats 12 x 12
Chicken
144
UK
Without calculator whats 12 × 5
Chicken
60
UK
Whats 5⁰
Chicken
5
UK
The to the power of 0 is 0
UK
Im smarter
ᥫ᭡
would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister
ᥫ᭡
js bcuz shes upstairs
UK
Nah
ᥫ᭡
it would be funny
UK
At 23 she should be living elsewhere
ᥫ᭡
but last time i hit her she called the police
ᥫ᭡
like a fucin little bitch
ᥫ᭡
hit back
ᥫ᭡
fucking hit
ᥫ᭡
back
ᥫ᭡
oh you cant
UK
Pussy
ᥫ᭡
cause you know id kill you
ᥫ᭡
like twin
ᥫ᭡
your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands
ᥫ᭡
wtf
ᥫ᭡
she thinks she could beat me in a fight
ᥫ᭡
but me htting her once
ᥫ᭡
and her being like
ᥫ᭡
"im calling the police you crazy bitch"
ᥫ᭡
handle ts yourself
ᥫ᭡
you couldnt touch me and yk it
UK
Wild
ᥫ᭡
she genunily pmo
ᥫ᭡
i threw a candle at her lol
UK
Was it lit
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nope
UK
Throw a lit one
ᥫ᭡
W
ᥫ᭡
but like
ᥫ᭡
why is she 23
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CANT DRIVEEEE
ᥫ᭡
living in her parents basement?????
ᥫ᭡
wtf
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like js kys your not taking up anything important
UK
Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker
ᥫ᭡
im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote
ᥫ᭡
like you have a tv in your room
ᥫ᭡
so you come up here to distract me?
UK
Waste of oxygen and food
ᥫ᭡
littearly
ᥫ᭡
i called her a whore
ᥫ᭡
bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys
ᥫ᭡
and like a few tail but plugs
ᥫ᭡
and whoreish costume
ᥫ᭡
and she got so confused shen i called her a whore
ᥫ᭡
like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy
ᥫ᭡
??
ᥫ᭡
excsue me?
UK
Ggs, her child will be a bastard
ᥫ᭡
she said it was a weird choicce of words
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like no
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it was the right choice of words
UK
If she even gets a child
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i hpe she never has one wtf
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she thinks shes good to kids
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nah
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tf?
UK
She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao
ᥫ᭡
wtf is wrong with her istg
ᥫ᭡
she pmo like so bad
ᥫ᭡
and when my other sister ran way
ᥫ᭡
shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch
ᥫ᭡
and still talks shit about my other sister
ᥫ᭡
you havent seen her in years
ᥫ᭡
fucking whore
UK
Move on bruh
ᥫ᭡
exactly
ᥫ᭡
like omg
ᥫ᭡
one time
ᥫ᭡
her airpods went mising
ᥫ᭡
and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"
ᥫ᭡
and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement
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and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room
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like wtf
Chicken
holy yap
UK
Go get a job instead of paying people
UK
You dont even know 5⁰ sybau bro
Bree_2]
look at you in the corner
Bree_2]
bald lookng boy.
ᥫ᭡
exactly
ᥫ᭡
the thing is
ᥫ᭡
she dseont have a job
UK
If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child
Chicken
.
Bree_2]
yk damn well you do
UK
Thats why i said she should get one
ᥫ᭡
she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children
Bree_2]
so quit acting
UK
What
Bree_2]
What is happening?
ᥫ᭡
yeah
ᥫ᭡
she quit a perfectly fine job
ᥫ᭡
because she got offended
UK
Shes talking about her 23 year old sister
UK
Who still lives in hrr moms basement
ᥫ᭡
dads
Bree_2]
damn.
UK
Oh
UK
Yeah dads
Bree_2]
and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that
UK
Hes like 12 or sum
Bree_2]
hes in the same classes as me so hes 13
UK
Oh
UK
Close enough
UK
He acts 12 tho
ᥫ᭡
shoulve said he was 12
Bree_2]
yeah
ᥫ᭡
he wouldve got kicked off the site
Bree_2]
srry abt my classmate.
Bree_2]
hes jst slow asl
UK
Ass first kicked out
Bree_2]
wild
Bree_2]
off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli
Chicken
damn yall just saying shit about me
Bree_2]
suck it up
ᥫ᭡
ok and?
UK
Yes
Bree_2]
we will gladly continue.
ᥫ᭡
i neeed an opion
ᥫ᭡
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
Chicken
bet
ᥫ᭡
is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?
Bree_2]
fym bet
UK
How much you betting big boss
ᥫ᭡
is this good enoguh?
Bree_2]
GMABKING
Bree_2]
GAMBLING
UK
Aww dangit
Bree_2]
mb
UK
Aww dangit
Bree_2]
let's go gambling :D
ᥫ᭡
guys answer me
Bree_2]
idkk
ᥫ᭡
:<
ᥫ᭡
UK
Bree_2]
i mean we became good friends over
ᥫ᭡
BBGGGG
ᥫ᭡
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
ᥫ᭡
IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND
UK
My headphones are down unda
ᥫ᭡
awh
Chicken
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
UK
By that i mean theyre downstairs
ᥫ᭡
DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT
UK
What the fuck
ᥫ᭡
i will fucking kill you with my own hands
Chicken
holy
ᥫ᭡
holy?
ᥫ᭡
i mean it.
UK
Wackamoly
Chicken
"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car
ᥫ᭡
Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3
Chicken
this came out my heart <3
ᥫ᭡
then why is there a "
UK
Face reveal
UK
Thats you
ᥫ᭡
ᥫ᭡
that dont come from your heart bro
Chicken
this you
UK
Why do i lowk recognise that
UK
Who is that
UK
And dont fucking say its me
ᥫ᭡
no
ᥫ᭡
its not uk
ᥫ᭡
uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being
Chicken
UK is UK
ᥫ᭡
like i wanna fuck him so bad
Bree_2]
oh?
ᥫ᭡
like uk is sooo hot
Bree_2]
thats uhm
ᥫ᭡
like i js wanna fuck his brains out
Bree_2]
oh!
Bree_2]
uhm
ᥫ᭡
yuh
Chicken
you bastard
Chicken
you freako
ᥫ᭡
mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~
Bree_2]
thats... amazing char
Chicken
oh nooo
ᥫ᭡
BAHHAH
ᥫ᭡
no im js fucking with him
Bree_2]
shut up brendan
ᥫ᭡
bree
ᥫ᭡
i used to have a crush on you frfr
Chicken
-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*
ᥫ᭡
not from yu
ᥫ᭡
only from edward cullen
Chicken
clap* clap* clap*
Cosmo idk
erm
UK
...
ᥫ᭡
COSMO
ᥫ᭡
IM BEING SEXUALLY HARRASED
Cosmo idk
when aren't you
Chicken
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Cosmo idk
no
UK
ᥫ᭡
i hate you 😭
Chicken
UK
ᥫ᭡
@eb, a b c or d?
Explain Bear
The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
UK
Wrong the answer is your mom
ᥫ᭡
...
Chicken
Explain Bear
Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.
ᥫ᭡
WTFF
Chicken
ᥫ᭡
my sister is up here
ᥫ᭡
atching tv
Explain Bear
Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.
ᥫ᭡
but like
ᥫ᭡
shes like
ᥫ᭡
on her phone
ᥫ᭡
paying no attetion to the tv
ᥫ᭡
do ts in your room
UK
How many of these do you have
Cosmo idk
charlie explain to me how it could be B.
ᥫ᭡
idk
ᥫ᭡
cause eb said so
ᥫ᭡
@eb
UK
ᥫ᭡
DUDE
ᥫ᭡
@eb
UK
Mod abuse
Explain Bear
Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
ᥫ᭡
i got it HAHAH
UK
...
Anonymous
bird
ᥫ᭡
guys
UK
Thats my dog
UK
Fym bird
UK
Yes?
ᥫ᭡
should i have french toast or mashed pataos
Cosmo idk
its a kitty, dumbass
ᥫ᭡
MEE
ᥫ᭡
THATS MEe
Anonymous
i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly
UK
It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape
Anonymous
french toast always
ᥫ᭡
oki
ᥫ᭡
how do i make frecnh toadt again
UK
French toast is made of french people
ᥫ᭡
oh yeah
Anonymous
oui oui
Anonymous
i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe
Cosmo idk
eggs milk cinnamon bread
UK
Those sound fire
Anonymous
they’re so good
UK
Everything tastes better on a stick
Cosmo idk
i've got trauma about them from my program
ᥫ᭡
gimie sum mommy :<
Cosmo idk
they disappear so fast
Anonymous
loser
Cosmo idk
wtf
Anonymous
okioke
UK
Wild
Anonymous
guys it’s like 50 out
Anonymous
i’m so happy
ᥫ᭡
my mom donset want me
Cosmo idk
its 72 out
UK
50°C burns
ᥫ᭡
she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption
Cosmo idk
that's summer for me.
UK
Ill brb in like 5 min
Cosmo idk
wait what?
Anonymous
loser
ᥫ᭡
yeah mal
Cosmo idk
eh idc i got a nice pool
ᥫ᭡
she put me up for adoption
Anonymous
i did?
ᥫ᭡
yeah
ᥫ᭡
mommy can you adopt me back?? :<
Anonymous
when
Anonymous
sure
ᥫ᭡
YAY
Anonymous
i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho
Cosmo idk
she never un-adopted you in the first place
ᥫ᭡
you did it in your sleep
Anonymous
oopsie daisy
ᥫ᭡
:<
ᥫ᭡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOnLtrzdJw&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=6
Cosmo idk
ew
ᥫ᭡
WHAT
ᥫ᭡
ew to sabirna carpet
Cosmo idk
yes ew to her
ᥫ᭡
...
ᥫ᭡
let me go trohough my screenshots
ᥫ᭡
and find the one
ᥫ᭡
where you called her hot
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
sure she's hot but i'll pass
Cosmo idk
and i remember when i said that tho
ᥫ᭡
id fuck her
Anonymous
op 😭
Cosmo idk
you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour
Cosmo idk
oh wait you alr did that
Anonymous
i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on
Anonymous
i don’t like the way she does it
ᥫ᭡
i love my sissy
ᥫ᭡
STFU
ᥫ᭡
HE UH
ᥫ᭡
NUHUH
Cosmo idk
also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago
ᥫ᭡
...
Cosmo idk
he's gotten buff
Cosmo idk
and a gf
ᥫ᭡
grr
Cosmo idk
hehe
ᥫ᭡
its okay
ᥫ᭡
i like someone
ᥫ᭡
but dont say her nae
ᥫ᭡
cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool
Cosmo idk
mm
ᥫ᭡
yurr
ᥫ᭡
i need a code name for herz
Cosmo idk
herz?
Cosmo idk
sure ig that could work
ᥫ᭡
no
ᥫ᭡
bro
ᥫ᭡
what
Anonymous
bruh 😭
ᥫ᭡
bro is a diffrent leval of autisum
Anonymous
rspecial
ᥫ᭡
yurr
Anonymous
frank
ᥫ᭡
@eb a b c or d
ᥫ᭡
fuc yeah
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
UK
Hi
Cosmo idk
girl thats easy math
ᥫ᭡
@eb a b c d and e
ᥫ᭡
nuhuh
Explain Bear
You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.
ᥫ᭡
hi bbg
UK
You dont need ai gor that
ᥫ᭡
@eb a b c or d
ᥫ᭡
well im failing and this is faster
Explain Bear
The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
UK
Bbg?
Anonymous
gusy we have bluey gogurts
ᥫ᭡
@eb a b c or d
ᥫ᭡
WHAT I WANTTT
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
ᥫ᭡
fets luck
UK
...i bet Fets is a very lecky man
ᥫ᭡
hwhehehhe
ᥫ᭡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pky4r3tCn9Q&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=8
UK
Also how tf i say lecky instead of lucky
ᥫ᭡
cause your secial
ᥫ᭡
special
UK
I am
UK
Whats that
ᥫ᭡
music
ᥫ᭡
i wanna read haunting adaline
UK
Oh
ᥫ᭡
what is something that js disgusts yall?
UK
Hair in the gutter
Anonymous
a lotta things
ᥫ᭡
when men like
ᥫ᭡
say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"
ᥫ᭡
guys*
ᥫ᭡
like wtf
ᥫ᭡
i think thats on you bucko
UK
Atleast he isnt gay
ᥫ᭡
😭
ᥫ᭡
omg my sister might be going downstairs
ᥫ᭡
she iss
UK
Bro you should just lock the basement
Cosmo idk
wth
ᥫ᭡
i should
ᥫ᭡
but its easy to get out
UK
Bros a basement entity from a horror game😭😭
ᥫ᭡
i know
ᥫ᭡
this bitch has an ACCENT
ᥫ᭡
im on call with
UK
What kind
UK
Like stereotypical american?
ᥫ᭡
no
ᥫ᭡
like
ᥫ᭡
arab
Cosmo idk
oh
UK
Unexpected
Cosmo idk
ask her a question for me
ᥫ᭡
its a guy
Cosmo idk
hehe
ᥫ᭡
and he dseont like racist jokes
Cosmo idk
ask him a question for me
ᥫ᭡
ᥫ᭡
whats the questinon
Cosmo idk
it's not racist it's political
Anonymous
bro
ᥫ᭡
oh no
ᥫ᭡
what is it
Cosmo idk
ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"
Cosmo idk
(the kh is pronounced softly)
ᥫ᭡
uhm
Cosmo idk
is it the king mahmoud guy?
ᥫ᭡
he said he dosnet care
ᥫ᭡
he said hi
Anonymous
LMAO
Anonymous
i say hi
Cosmo idk
that's acceptable for me
ᥫ᭡
he said hi
Anonymous
we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website
Anonymous
giving me secondhand embarrassment over here
Cosmo idk
tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "
UK
Listen to this cosmo
Cosmo idk
i'm bein wholesome there mk?
UK
I hate politics
Anonymous
fr they annoying asf
Cosmo idk
same. that's why im obsessed with it
Cosmo idk
mk imma stop
Anonymous
🙄
Anonymous
smhsmhsmhsmh
ᥫ᭡
meow
Anonymous
im js a little girl idc whats happening
Anonymous
i wanna live in my bubble
ᥫ᭡
he said hes chirstian
UK
Every single day yappin and yappin and yappin politivs
Cosmo idk
ah
Anonymous
oh w
Cosmo idk
coptic christians are great ppl
ᥫ᭡
he just said you deserve to be jweish
Anonymous
LMAO
UK
Lol
Cosmo idk
what does that even mean...
ᥫ᭡
hes bascially calling you a penny pincher
ᥫ᭡
saying your picking up money from the floor
Anonymous
im actually dying lmfao
Cosmo idk
awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800
Anonymous
weirdo
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
UK
Yuh uh
Cosmo idk
just a penny pincher
Anonymous
which makes you a weirdo
UK
Youre acting like young me
ᥫ᭡
he said he has no money
Anonymous
BROKE
ᥫ᭡
then he said
ᥫ᭡
e has about 6100
ᥫ᭡
to hus name
Anonymous
so not broke
ᥫ᭡
in uae
Anonymous
oh
ᥫ᭡
whatever that is
Anonymous
i want money
Cosmo idk
straight up in pennies?
Cosmo idk
that's a lie
ᥫ᭡
he said no
Anonymous
i wanna buy more clothes
Anonymous
bro fr js didnt read what she said
ᥫ᭡
ill buy you clothes
Anonymous
yay
Cosmo idk
if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas
ᥫ᭡
wha
ᥫ᭡
GIMMIE MONIES
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
ᥫ᭡
YOU JEWSIH ****
Cosmo idk
it's mine
Anonymous
well your pennies are basically worthless now
Cosmo idk
cracker
ᥫ᭡
nuhuh
Anonymous
n
Anonymous
i
Anonymous
g
Anonymous
eria
Cosmo idk
i got some that are rlly good quality
UK
...
Cosmo idk
i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house
Anonymous
loser
Cosmo idk
1962 mint condition
Cosmo idk
bitch
Anonymous
im not a bitch
ᥫ᭡
meow
Anonymous
im a perfect lil angel
UK
Non-winner
Cosmo idk
that got thrown from heaven
Anonymous
yeah i did come from heaven
Cosmo idk
demon bitch
Anonymous
im heavenly
Cosmo idk
all demons come from heaven
Anonymous
wow no way
ᥫ᭡
what
Cosmo idk
so you a perfect lil bitchy demon
Anonymous
id have to fall tho
Anonymous
i didnt fall
Anonymous
so im js an innocent lil angel
Cosmo idk
you got thrown down
Cosmo idk
like
Anonymous
i didnt fall tho
Cosmo idk
violently
UK
Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs
Anonymous
i got thrown
ᥫ᭡
she didnt fall
Anonymous
so im not a demon
ᥫ᭡
i dragged her down so i could have a mommy
Cosmo idk
you're a thrown angel
Anonymous
im ok with being thrown
UK
So not a demon?
Anonymous
i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf
Anonymous
thatd be tuff fr
Cosmo idk
hmph
ᥫ᭡
yall
Cosmo idk
hm?
ᥫ᭡
hes speaking arabic
ᥫ᭡
i asked him to
Cosmo idk
i prefer hebrew
UK
Can you understand anything
Anonymous
say say
ᥫ᭡
no
Anonymous
im in america speak americanese
Cosmo idk
wowwwww
Cosmo idk
i can speak maf
ᥫ᭡
hes speaking english lol
UK
Math?
Anonymous
we not in england so should be speaking american
ᥫ᭡
Cosmo idk
math is the language type
Cosmo idk
YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY
Cosmo idk
bahaha thats my fav arabic curse
Anonymous
my favorite word is
Anonymous
n
Anonymous
i
Anonymous
g
Anonymous
eria
UK
Looks like another 100 comment chat
ᥫ᭡
huh
ᥫ᭡
i want food
UK
I meant
UK
1000
UK
Thats not a word
UK
Thats a country
ᥫ᭡
my stomach hurts
Anonymous
heh
Anonymous
no bueno
ᥫ᭡
exfuckingcuseme
Cosmo idk
uh it's a word still
Anonymous
why is ex fucking cuseme
ᥫ᭡
😭
Cosmo idk
because cuseme fucked ex's wife
ᥫ᭡
COSMO
ᥫ᭡
STOP TEXITNG ME
ᥫ᭡
OR HIM
Cosmo idk
....
Anonymous
wrong reply
Cosmo idk
mm
Anonymous
cus yall talking
Anonymous
😮
ᥫ᭡
where are hyou from
ᥫ᭡
cosmo
Anonymous
ok i fixed it
ᥫ᭡
COSMO STOPY BULLYING MY FREIND
ᥫ᭡
HE THINKS YOUR ACT BEING MEAN
Anonymous
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
ᥫ᭡
what
Anonymous
its an important question
ᥫ᭡
i asked he dindt understand
Anonymous
whats not to understand
Anonymous
a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be
Anonymous
and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig
Anonymous
nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"
Anonymous
what would you do
ᥫ᭡
YALL
ᥫ᭡
IM SO CONFUSED
Cosmo idk
hm?
ᥫ᭡
SCINCE SAYS IM BEHIND
ᥫ᭡
BUt
ᥫ᭡
IM NTO?
ᥫ᭡
Anonymous
my question is scientific
ᥫ᭡
ᥫ᭡
like im not behind
Anonymous
hm weird
Cosmo idk
would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?
Anonymous
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
Anonymous
no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
cus thats the sound elephants make
Cosmo idk
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
Anonymous
no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY
Cosmo idk
the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
Anonymous
yeah ik
Anonymous
but the elephant
Anonymous
js makes noises
Anonymous
cus thats what they do
Anonymous
thats exactly what a closeted gay would say
Cosmo idk
what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves
Anonymous
the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see
Cosmo idk
bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes
Anonymous
well duh gay people wear gay clothes
Cosmo idk
girl i dont got gay clothes
Anonymous
theyre closeted
Anonymous
so yeah
Anonymous
you do
ᥫ᭡
huh
Cosmo idk
so you sayin that clothes are gay?
Anonymous
im saying yours are
Anonymous
mine arent
Anonymous
theyre in drawers not a closet
Cosmo idk
mine aren't either
Anonymous
liar
Cosmo idk
they're mostly thrown on the floor
Anonymous
oh so theyre uncloseted gays
Anonymous
no longer ashamed
ᥫ᭡
....
Cosmo idk
they were never gay in the first place
Anonymous
lies
ᥫ᭡
dad why do you wear gay clothes?
Anonymous
good question
Cosmo idk
no
Anonymous
its kinda weird
Anonymous
like thats weird cosmo
Anonymous
its weird
Anonymous
its fucking weird
Cosmo idk
i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die
Cosmo idk
i have no fashion sense
Cosmo idk
girl
ᥫ᭡
i dont wanna die im gay
Anonymous
thats the goal so that they'll take them off
Cosmo idk
you're gonna die anyways
ᥫ᭡
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
ew
ᥫ᭡
gaybo
Anonymous
guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday
Cosmo idk
guess what
Cosmo idk
loserrrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous
i didnt guess so it doesnt count
Cosmo idk
idfc
Anonymous
youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄
Anonymous
bro wants a big samoan man
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either
ᥫ᭡
i think i gtg
Anonymous
i didnt say can, i said would
Anonymous
nooo
Cosmo idk
cya charlie
Cosmo idk
yeah wtvr
ᥫ᭡
i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<
ᥫ᭡
but shes grounded idk if she can
Anonymous
noooo
ᥫ᭡
dose anyone wanna call
Anonymous
i cant rn
ᥫ᭡
noo :<
UK
Lmao
Anonymous
what would you do uk
UK
Leave the room
Anonymous
lmao
Cosmo idk
crazy
ᥫ᭡
he siad he loves his mother
ᥫ᭡
what kinda arab loves his mother
Anonymous
that one ig
ᥫ᭡
smh
Anonymous
ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm
Cosmo idk
many of them
Cosmo idk
.
ᥫ᭡
he said hell is that question
Cosmo idk
mal wtf
Anonymous
thats not an answer
ᥫ᭡
he said
ᥫ᭡
hell no
ᥫ᭡
why in gods harnation
ᥫ᭡
would my mom be a worm
Cosmo idk
lmaoo
UK
Anonymous
bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm
ᥫ᭡
lol yhea
ᥫ᭡
he left its his bedtime
Anonymous
BEDTIME
UK
We all know the real reason he left lol
Cosmo idk
it's like 9:21 there now
Cosmo idk
maybe 10:21
Anonymous
BEDDDDTIME
Cosmo idk
EMITDEB
ᥫ᭡
..
ᥫ᭡
ima make french toast
Cosmo idk
as i said
Cosmo idk
eggs cinnamon milk bread
Cosmo idk
and like a drop of vanilla extract
ᥫ᭡
ikik
ᥫ᭡
we have no vinallia extract
ᥫ᭡
so i use syrup
Anonymous
dont forget the gecko juice
Anonymous
adds extra flavor
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
that'll ruin it
ᥫ᭡
cosmo
Cosmo idk
and don't listen to mal
Cosmo idk
hm?
ᥫ᭡
thats how i always make it
ᥫ᭡
it donset get ruined
Cosmo idk
mk then
Anonymous
excuse me
Cosmo idk
ig
Anonymous
youre clearly not a french toast genius
UK
Lemme milk a gecko
Anonymous
syrup in french toast is good
UK
Brn
Anonymous
thats how mi mami makes it
Cosmo idk
i never tried it that way
UK
Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭
Anonymous
then how you know itd ruin it 😭
Cosmo idk
usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet
Anonymous
....wtf
Cosmo idk
uh idk
Cosmo idk
it's like rlly rlly good
UK
Judge a book by its cover
Anonymous
yes do it
UK
But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover
Cosmo idk
i'll book your cover by its judge
Anonymous
that’s gay
Anonymous
that’s not how it works
Cosmo idk
it does now
Anonymous
not anymore
UK
Cover the judge with the book
Cosmo idk
MOD ABUSE
Anonymous
says you
Anonymous
hypocrite
Cosmo idk
bitch
Anonymous
wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram
Cosmo idk
hm?
UK
Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?
Anonymous
i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day
Cosmo idk
never
Anonymous
and on her note she keeps writing things
Anonymous
and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane
Cosmo idk
huh
UK
You were born gay?
Anonymous
me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening
Anonymous
cus the first one was “he’s the loml”
UK
Cartoon villain ahh
Anonymous
then the next was “idk man”
Anonymous
and then “i js wanna make a difference”
Anonymous
and then it was a song
Anonymous
crushing by sombr
ᥫ᭡
im making food
Cosmo idk
nope
ᥫ᭡
my sister js got home kms
Anonymous
and then she said “less than 2 weeks”
Anonymous
and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”
UK
Got "home" but she lives in a basememt
Anonymous
i’m so invested in the plot
UK
Damn
UK
Anonymous
frfr
UK
Were nearing 1000 btw
ᥫ᭡
im back
Anonymous
i have a cherry float coke
UK
Sup
UK
Yum
Cosmo idk
hi back im cosmo
Anonymous
..
ᥫ᭡
bruh
Anonymous
guys idk what to wear to work
Anonymous
wait nvm yes i do
Cosmo idk
uh nice
UK
What you wearin
Anonymous
flared jeans and a light orange top
ᥫ᭡
her bf
Anonymous
I WISH
UK
Ooo
Anonymous
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
Anonymous
but it was going so well
Anonymous
i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers
Anonymous
ughhhh
Anonymous
and blend the clouds
ᥫ᭡
noo :<
Anonymous
the sky looked so good tho
Anonymous
maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it
Anonymous
i have a lotta blues
Anonymous
so i can make some different shades of green
Cosmo idk
nice
UK
I believe in you
Anonymous
ty king
UK
Anytime
Cosmo idk
girl the only king you got is jomoki king
Anonymous
i been calling uk king since like july
UK
True
Anonymous
i call jomoki other things
UK
Yk what time it is?
Cosmo idk
like daddy?
Cosmo idk
sad
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
ᥫ᭡
rtgb
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
ᥫ᭡
rtgb
Anonymous
ew no
Cosmo idk
asdf
Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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ᥫ᭡
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
sdugfds
ᥫ᭡
hsr
Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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ᥫ᭡
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Cosmo idk
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ᥫ᭡
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Anonymous
dsg
Cosmo idk
d
Anonymous
dsg
Cosmo idk
as
ᥫ᭡
strh
Anonymous
ds
UK
I was gonna say that
ᥫ᭡
sr
Cosmo idk
df
Anonymous
ds
ᥫ᭡
sr
Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
asdf
ᥫ᭡
h
Anonymous
dsf
Cosmo idk
asdf
ᥫ᭡
h
Anonymous
d
UK
Uguv
Anonymous
f
Cosmo idk
asdf
Anonymous
dsf
Cosmo idk
asdf
Anonymous
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ᥫ᭡
h
Cosmo idk
as
ᥫ᭡
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Anonymous
f
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Cosmo idk
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UK
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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UK
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Cosmo idk
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Anonymous
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ᥫ᭡
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UK
Yc
Anonymous
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ᥫ᭡
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