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sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it

i saw lmao

it is kinda funny

someone on reddit told me i should smile more

damn lmao

so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<

i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird

damn

op

like im kidna weird but im not gross twin

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if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself

i can’t undelete it

oo

*op

that’s crazy

damn

i’m pretty good hbu

softstalker

like im kidna weird but im not gross twin

you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird

i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish

but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3

mal

i’m pretty good hbu

im great!

i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good

yayayay

i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days

i’m so excited i miss him sm

yayayayay

he’s the best

mhm

dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school

oki doki

softstalker

i rlly wanna date my crush

realll

i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared

nooooo

i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her

yeah

shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me

why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

softstalker

why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

.

softstalker

why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

Wait fr?

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Hi friend

hi friend

breendaan6767

get your wrong right

What does that even mean

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What does that even mean

typo

i think my sister is watching balck mirror

so shes up here for atleast an hour

im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like

would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister

softstalker

would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister

Nah

but last time i hit her she called the police

your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands

she thinks she could beat me in a fight

"im calling the police you crazy bitch"

living in her parents basement?????

like js kys your not taking up anything important

Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker

im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote

so you come up here to distract me?

bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys

and she got so confused shen i called her a whore

like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy

softstalker

like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy

Ggs, her child will be a bastard

she said it was a weird choicce of words

softstalker

she thinks shes good to kids

She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao

shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch

and still talks shit about my other sister

and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"

and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement

and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

softstalker

and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

Go get a job instead of paying people

breendaan6767

holy yap

look at you in the corner

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Go get a job instead of paying people

exactly

softstalker

and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child

breendaan6767

.

yk damn well you do

softstalker

she dseont have a job

Thats why i said she should get one

she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children

softstalker

she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children

What

IBree777

What is happening?

Shes talking about her 23 year old sister

and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that

IBree777

and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that

Hes like 12 or sum

hes in the same classes as me so hes 13

he wouldve got kicked off the site

srry abt my classmate.

softstalker

he wouldve got kicked off the site

Ass first kicked out

off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli

we will gladly continue.

is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?

breendaan6767

bet

fym bet

softstalker

https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl

is this good enoguh?

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How much you betting big boss

GMABKING

United Kingdom UK

Aww dangit

let's go gambling :D

i mean we became good friends over

IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND

United Kingdom UK

Aww dangit

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

breendaan6767

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT

breendaan6767

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

What the fuck

i will fucking kill you with my own hands

softstalker

i will fucking kill you with my own hands

holy

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

breendaan6767

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3

softstalker

Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3

this came out my heart <3

breendaan6767

this came out my heart <3

then why is there a "

breendaan6767

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

Face reveal

that dont come from your heart bro

uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being

like i js wanna fuck his brains out

softstalker

like i wanna fuck him so bad

you bastard

breendaan6767

you bastard

mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~

thats... amazing char

softstalker

mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~

oh nooo

breendaan6767

oh nooo

shut up brendan

i used to have a crush on you frfr

breendaan6767

-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*

not from yu

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Cosmo idk

when aren't you

i hate you 😭

softstalker

@eb, a b c or d?

The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

Explain Bear

The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

Wrong the answer is your mom

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Wrong the answer is your mom

Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

Explain Bear

Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

breendaan6767
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Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.

charlie explain to me how it could be B.

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softstalker

@eb

Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.

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bird

should i have french toast or mashed pataos

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Fym bird

i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly

Cosmo idk

its a kitty, dumbass

It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape

softstalker

should i have french toast or mashed pataos

french toast always

oui oui

i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

softstalker

how do i make frecnh toadt again

eggs milk cinnamon bread

mal

i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

Those sound fire

they’re so good

i've got trauma about them from my program

Cosmo idk

i've got trauma about them from my program

loser

softstalker

gimie sum mommy :<

wtf

softstalker

gimie sum mommy :<

okioke

guys it’s like 50 out

i’m so happy

she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption

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50°C burns

that's summer for me.

softstalker

she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption

wait what?

Cosmo idk

that's summer for me.

loser

i did?

when

sure

i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho

softstalker

mommy can you adopt me back?? :<

she never un-adopted you in the first place

oopsie daisy

let me go trohough my screenshots

sure she's hot but i'll pass

and i remember when i said that tho

op 😭

you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour

i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on

i don’t like the way she does it

Cosmo idk

oh wait you alr did that

STFU

also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago

cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool

bruh 😭

bro is a diffrent leval of autisum

rspecial

softstalker

i need a code name for herz

frank

softstalker

@eb a b c or d

The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

Cosmo idk

girl thats easy math

nuhuh

softstalker

@eb a b c d and e

You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.

well im failing and this is faster

softstalker

@eb a b c or d

The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

gusy we have bluey gogurts

mal

gusy we have bluey gogurts

WHAT I WANTTT

softstalker

@eb a b c or d

The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

what is something that js disgusts yall?

softstalker

what is something that js disgusts yall?

Hair in the gutter

a lotta things

say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

softstalker

say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

Atleast he isnt gay

omg my sister might be going downstairs

softstalker

say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

wth

ask her a question for me

ask him a question for me

softstalker

and he dseont like racist jokes

it's not racist it's political

bro

ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"

(the kh is pronounced softly)

is it the king mahmoud guy?

LMAO

i say hi

softstalker

he said he dosnet care

that's acceptable for me

we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

giving me secondhand embarrassment over here

tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "

mal

we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

Listen to this cosmo

i'm bein wholesome there mk?

fr they annoying asf

same. that's why im obsessed with it

mal

fr they annoying asf

mk imma stop

🙄

smhsmhsmhsmh

im js a little girl idc whats happening

i wanna live in my bubble

softstalker

he said hes chirstian

ah

softstalker

he said hes chirstian

oh w

coptic christians are great ppl

he just said you deserve to be jweish

LMAO

softstalker

he just said you deserve to be jweish

what does that even mean...

hes bascially calling you a penny pincher

saying your picking up money from the floor

im actually dying lmfao

awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

weirdo

which makes you a weirdo

Cosmo idk

awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

Youre acting like young me

BROKE

so not broke

oh

i want money

softstalker

e has about 6100

straight up in pennies?

i wanna buy more clothes

Cosmo idk

straight up in pennies?

bro fr js didnt read what she said

yay

if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas

well your pennies are basically worthless now

softstalker

YOU JEWSIH ****

cracker

n

i

g

eria

mal

well your pennies are basically worthless now

i got some that are rlly good quality

i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house

loser

im not a bitch

im a perfect lil angel

mal

im a perfect lil angel

that got thrown from heaven

yeah i did come from heaven

im heavenly

all demons come from heaven

wow no way

so you a perfect lil bitchy demon

id have to fall tho

i didnt fall

so im js an innocent lil angel

i didnt fall tho

mal

i didnt fall

Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs

i got thrown

so im not a demon

i dragged her down so i could have a mommy

mal

i got thrown

you're a thrown angel

im ok with being thrown

i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf

thatd be tuff fr

say say

im in america speak americanese

we not in england so should be speaking american

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Math?

math is the language type

softstalker
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YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY

bahaha thats my fav arabic curse

my favorite word is

n

i

g

eria

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Looks like another 100 comment chat

I meant

heh

softstalker

my stomach hurts

no bueno

United Kingdom UK

Thats a country

uh it's a word still

softstalker

exfuckingcuseme

why is ex fucking cuseme

because cuseme fucked ex's wife

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wrong reply

cus yall talking

Cosmo idk

because cuseme fucked ex's wife

😮

ok i fixed it

softstalker

OR HIM

ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick

its an important question

whats not to understand

a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be

and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig

nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

what would you do

my question is scientific

hm weird

mal

my question is scientific

would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

Cosmo idk

would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU

cus thats the sound elephants make

mal

guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra

no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

mal

cus thats the sound elephants make

the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail

mal

no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

nuh uh

yeah ik

but the elephant

js makes noises

cus thats what they do

Cosmo idk

nuh uh

thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves

the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see

mal

thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes

well duh gay people wear gay clothes

girl i dont got gay clothes

theyre closeted

so yeah

you do

so you sayin that clothes are gay?

im saying yours are

mine arent

theyre in drawers not a closet

liar

they're mostly thrown on the floor

oh so theyre uncloseted gays

no longer ashamed

they were never gay in the first place

lies

good question

its kinda weird

like thats weird cosmo

its weird

its fucking weird

i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

Cosmo idk

i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

thats the goal so that they'll take them off

mal

thats the goal so that they'll take them off

ew

guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday

mal

guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday

guess what

i didnt guess so it doesnt count

youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

bro wants a big samoan man

mal

youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

no

you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

Cosmo idk

you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

i didnt say can, i said would

softstalker

i think i gtg

nooo

mal

i didnt say can, i said would

yeah wtvr

i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<

noooo

i cant rn

mal

nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

Lmao

what would you do uk

lmao

that one ig

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

softstalker

what kinda arab loves his mother

many of them

mal

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

.

mal

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

he said hell is that question

softstalker

he said hell is that question

thats not an answer

mal

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

softstalker

would my mom be a worm

bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm

BEDTIME

BEDDDDTIME

and like a drop of vanilla extract

dont forget the gecko juice

adds extra flavor

softstalker

so i use syrup

no

Cosmo idk

and don't listen to mal

excuse me

Cosmo idk

that'll ruin it

youre clearly not a french toast genius

syrup in french toast is good

thats how mi mami makes it

Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭

Cosmo idk

i never tried it that way

then how you know itd ruin it 😭

usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet

....wtf

mal

then how you know itd ruin it 😭

uh idk

Cosmo idk

i never tried it that way

Judge a book by its cover

yes do it

United Kingdom UK

Judge a book by its cover

But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover

United Kingdom UK

Judge a book by its cover

i'll book your cover by its judge

that’s gay

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that’s not how it works

not anymore

Cosmo idk

i'll book your cover by its judge

Cover the judge with the book

says you

hypocrite

wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram

i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day

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Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?

never

and on her note she keeps writing things

and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening

cus the first one was “he’s the loml”

mal

and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

Cartoon villain ahh

then the next was “idk man”

and then “i js wanna make a difference”

and then it was a song

edited

crushing by sombr

United Kingdom UK

You were born gay?

nope

and then she said “less than 2 weeks”

and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”

softstalker

my sister js got home kms

Got "home" but she lives in a basememt

i’m so invested in the plot

frfr

i have a cherry float coke

..

guys idk what to wear to work

wait nvm yes i do

flared jeans and a light orange top

I WISH

guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore

but it was going so well

i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers

ughhhh

and blend the clouds

the sky looked so good tho

maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it

i have a lotta blues

so i can make some different shades of green

mal

so i can make some different shades of green

I believe in you

ty king

mal

ty king

girl the only king you got is jomoki king

i been calling uk king since like july

i call jomoki other things

ew no

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