Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Dude, this ain't rocket science.
On the top: -28.
On the bottom: -3.
The sides? It's 4 and -7.
And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4).
Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
MOMMM
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
its fucking funy
mal
i saw lmao
mal
it is kinda funny
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes so fucking pitty its funn
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
someone on reddit told me i should smile more
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
so i told them to stfu
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and got banned
mal
damn lmao
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yur
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
not yet
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no but
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like his hair never looks washed
mal
damn
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he always smells bad
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and hes js ugly
mal
op
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nd i said hes weird and gross
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and he said the same abotu me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like im kidna weird but im not gross twin
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like quickly
mal
i can’t undelete it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oh
mal
oo
mal
*op
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
who tf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
disgusting
mal
that’s crazy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
😭
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes fucking gross
mal
damn
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
anywyass
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hru?
mal
i’m pretty good hbu
scooter22
you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
id never let a pedo fuck me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
consetunaily ~
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im great!
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good
mal
yayayay
mal
i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days
GOKU
yo.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yayayyyy
mal
i’m so excited i miss him sm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i bet
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yall are rlly cute tg
mal
yayayayay
mal
he’s the best
GOKU
jomoki
mal
mhm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i rlly wanna date my crush
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school
mal
oki doki
mal
realll
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared
mal
nooooo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her
mal
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
😭
United Kingdom UK
Hi friend
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hii uk
United Kingdom UK
Y'ello
United Kingdom UK
Hru
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im great!
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
a little pissed
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement
United Kingdom UK
Dang
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
using up all our shit
GOKU
.
United Kingdom UK
Wait fr?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and always up here watching
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
tv
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
when she has a tv in her room?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i dont want you up here
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i cant do fucking school
GOKU
who
GOKU
is
United Kingdom UK
Hrr sister maybe
GOKU
charlie charlie kirky
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yuh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
stfu
United Kingdom UK
..
GOKU
charlie charlie kirky
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
not you yk
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
us*
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
uk*
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
holy fuck
mal
hi friend
GOKU
get your wrong right
GOKU
typo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
kys fag
United Kingdom UK
What does that even mean
GOKU
typo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes fucking stupid
United Kingdom UK
Yeah i know
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oki
GOKU
not really
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i think my sister is watching balck mirror
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
so shes up here for atleast an hour
United Kingdom UK
Yes really
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 × 12
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like
GOKU
no really -UK
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
3
United Kingdom UK
Also hi friend
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 x 12
GOKU
144
United Kingdom UK
Without calculator whats 12 × 5
GOKU
60
United Kingdom UK
Whats 5⁰
GOKU
5
United Kingdom UK
The to the power of 0 is 0
United Kingdom UK
Im smarter
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
js bcuz shes upstairs
United Kingdom UK
Nah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
it would be funny
United Kingdom UK
At 23 she should be living elsewhere
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but last time i hit her she called the police
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like a fucin little bitch
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hit back
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
fucking hit
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
back
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oh you cant
United Kingdom UK
Pussy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cause you know id kill you
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like twin
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
wtf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she thinks she could beat me in a fight
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but me htting her once
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and her being like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
"im calling the police you crazy bitch"
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
handle ts yourself
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
you couldnt touch me and yk it
United Kingdom UK
Wild
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she genunily pmo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i threw a candle at her lol
United Kingdom UK
Was it lit
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nope
United Kingdom UK
Throw a lit one
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
W
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
why is she 23
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
CANT DRIVEEEE
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
living in her parents basement?????
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
wtf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like js kys your not taking up anything important
United Kingdom UK
Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like you have a tv in your room
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
so you come up here to distract me?
United Kingdom UK
Waste of oxygen and food
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
littearly
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i called her a whore
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and like a few tail but plugs
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and whoreish costume
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and she got so confused shen i called her a whore
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
??
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
excsue me?
United Kingdom UK
Ggs, her child will be a bastard
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she said it was a weird choicce of words
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
it was the right choice of words
United Kingdom UK
If she even gets a child
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i hpe she never has one wtf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she thinks shes good to kids
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
tf?
United Kingdom UK
She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
wtf is wrong with her istg
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she pmo like so bad
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and when my other sister ran way
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and still talks shit about my other sister
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
you havent seen her in years
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
fucking whore
United Kingdom UK
Move on bruh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
exactly
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like omg
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
one time
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
her airpods went mising
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like wtf
GOKU
holy yap
United Kingdom UK
Go get a job instead of paying people
United Kingdom UK
You dont even know 5⁰ sybau bro
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
look at you in the corner
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
bald lookng boy.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
exactly
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
the thing is
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she dseont have a job
United Kingdom UK
If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child
GOKU
.
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
yk damn well you do
United Kingdom UK
Thats why i said she should get one
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
so quit acting
United Kingdom UK
What
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
What is happening?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she quit a perfectly fine job
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
because she got offended
United Kingdom UK
Shes talking about her 23 year old sister
United Kingdom UK
Who still lives in hrr moms basement
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
dads
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
damn.
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Yeah dads
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that
United Kingdom UK
Hes like 12 or sum
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
hes in the same classes as me so hes 13
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Close enough
United Kingdom UK
He acts 12 tho
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
shoulve said he was 12
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he wouldve got kicked off the site
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
srry abt my classmate.
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
hes jst slow asl
United Kingdom UK
Ass first kicked out
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
wild
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli
GOKU
damn yall just saying shit about me
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
suck it up
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
ok and?
United Kingdom UK
Yes
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
we will gladly continue.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i neeed an opion
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
GOKU
bet
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
fym bet
United Kingdom UK
How much you betting big boss
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
is this good enoguh?
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
GMABKING
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
GAMBLING
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
mb
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
let's go gambling :D
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
guys answer me
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
idkk
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
:<
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
UK
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
i mean we became good friends over
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
BBGGGG
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND
United Kingdom UK
My headphones are down unda
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
awh
GOKU
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
United Kingdom UK
By that i mean theyre downstairs
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT
United Kingdom UK
What the fuck
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i will fucking kill you with my own hands
GOKU
holy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
holy?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i mean it.
United Kingdom UK
Wackamoly
GOKU
"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3
GOKU
this came out my heart <3
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
then why is there a "
United Kingdom UK
Face reveal
United Kingdom UK
Thats you
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
that dont come from your heart bro
GOKU
this you
United Kingdom UK
Why do i lowk recognise that
United Kingdom UK
Who is that
United Kingdom UK
And dont fucking say its me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
its not uk
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being
GOKU
UK is UK
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like i wanna fuck him so bad
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
oh?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like uk is sooo hot
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
thats uhm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like i js wanna fuck his brains out
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
oh!
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
uhm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yuh
GOKU
you bastard
GOKU
you freako
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
thats... amazing char
GOKU
oh nooo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
BAHHAH
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no im js fucking with him
Yi Xi (Bree! :3)
shut up brendan
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
bree
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i used to have a crush on you frfr
GOKU
-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
not from yu
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
only from edward cullen
GOKU
clap* clap* clap*
Cosmo idk
erm
United Kingdom UK
...
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
COSMO
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
IM BEING SEXUALLY HARRASED
Cosmo idk
when aren't you
GOKU
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Cosmo idk
no
United Kingdom UK
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i hate you 😭
GOKU
United Kingdom UK
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb, a b c or d?
Explain Bear
The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Wrong the answer is your mom
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
...
GOKU
Explain Bear
Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
WTFF
GOKU
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
my sister is up here
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
atching tv
Explain Bear
Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
shes like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
on her phone
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
paying no attetion to the tv
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
do ts in your room
United Kingdom UK
How many of these do you have
Cosmo idk
charlie explain to me how it could be B.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
idk
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cause eb said so
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb
United Kingdom UK
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
DUDE
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb
United Kingdom UK
Mod abuse
Explain Bear
Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i got it HAHAH
United Kingdom UK
...
mal
bird
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
guys
United Kingdom UK
Thats my dog
United Kingdom UK
Fym bird
United Kingdom UK
Yes?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
should i have french toast or mashed pataos
Cosmo idk
its a kitty, dumbass
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
MEE
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
THATS MEe
mal
i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly
United Kingdom UK
It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape
mal
french toast always
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oki
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
how do i make frecnh toadt again
United Kingdom UK
French toast is made of french people
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oh yeah
mal
oui oui
mal
i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe
Cosmo idk
eggs milk cinnamon bread
United Kingdom UK
Those sound fire
mal
they’re so good
United Kingdom UK
Everything tastes better on a stick
Cosmo idk
i've got trauma about them from my program
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
gimie sum mommy :<
Cosmo idk
they disappear so fast
mal
loser
Cosmo idk
wtf
mal
okioke
United Kingdom UK
Wild
mal
guys it’s like 50 out
mal
i’m so happy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
my mom donset want me
Cosmo idk
its 72 out
United Kingdom UK
50°C burns
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption
Cosmo idk
that's summer for me.
United Kingdom UK
Ill brb in like 5 min
Cosmo idk
wait what?
mal
loser
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yeah mal
Cosmo idk
eh idc i got a nice pool
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she put me up for adoption
mal
i did?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yeah
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
mommy can you adopt me back?? :<
mal
when
mal
sure
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
YAY
mal
i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho
Cosmo idk
she never un-adopted you in the first place
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
you did it in your sleep
mal
oopsie daisy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
:<
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOnLtrzdJw&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=6
Cosmo idk
ew
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
WHAT
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
ew to sabirna carpet
Cosmo idk
yes ew to her
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
...
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
let me go trohough my screenshots
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and find the one
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
where you called her hot
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
sure she's hot but i'll pass
Cosmo idk
and i remember when i said that tho
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
id fuck her
mal
op 😭
Cosmo idk
you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour
Cosmo idk
oh wait you alr did that
mal
i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on
mal
i don’t like the way she does it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i love my sissy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
STFU
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
HE UH
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
NUHUH
Cosmo idk
also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
...
Cosmo idk
he's gotten buff
Cosmo idk
and a gf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
grr
Cosmo idk
hehe
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
its okay
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i like someone
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but dont say her nae
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool
Cosmo idk
mm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yurr
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i need a code name for herz
Cosmo idk
herz?
Cosmo idk
sure ig that could work
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
bro
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what
mal
bruh 😭
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
bro is a diffrent leval of autisum
mal
rspecial
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yurr
mal
frank
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb a b c or d
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
fuc yeah
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Hi
Cosmo idk
girl thats easy math
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb a b c d and e
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nuhuh
Explain Bear
You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hi bbg
United Kingdom UK
You dont need ai gor that
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb a b c or d
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
well im failing and this is faster
Explain Bear
The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Bbg?
mal
gusy we have bluey gogurts
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
@eb a b c or d
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
WHAT I WANTTT
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
fets luck
United Kingdom UK
...i bet Fets is a very lecky man
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hwhehehhe
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pky4r3tCn9Q&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=8
United Kingdom UK
Also how tf i say lecky instead of lucky
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cause your secial
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
special
United Kingdom UK
I am
United Kingdom UK
Whats that
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
music
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i wanna read haunting adaline
United Kingdom UK
Oh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what is something that js disgusts yall?
United Kingdom UK
Hair in the gutter
mal
a lotta things
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
when men like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
guys*
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like wtf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i think thats on you bucko
United Kingdom UK
Atleast he isnt gay
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
😭
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
omg my sister might be going downstairs
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she iss
United Kingdom UK
Bro you should just lock the basement
Cosmo idk
wth
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i should
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but its easy to get out
United Kingdom UK
Bros a basement entity from a horror game😭😭
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i know
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
this bitch has an ACCENT
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im on call with
United Kingdom UK
What kind
United Kingdom UK
Like stereotypical american?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
arab
Cosmo idk
oh
United Kingdom UK
Unexpected
Cosmo idk
ask her a question for me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
its a guy
Cosmo idk
hehe
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
and he dseont like racist jokes
Cosmo idk
ask him a question for me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
whats the questinon
Cosmo idk
it's not racist it's political
mal
bro
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
oh no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what is it
Cosmo idk
ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"
Cosmo idk
(the kh is pronounced softly)
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
uhm
Cosmo idk
is it the king mahmoud guy?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said he dosnet care
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said hi
mal
LMAO
mal
i say hi
Cosmo idk
that's acceptable for me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said hi
mal
we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website
mal
giving me secondhand embarrassment over here
Cosmo idk
tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "
United Kingdom UK
Listen to this cosmo
Cosmo idk
i'm bein wholesome there mk?
United Kingdom UK
I hate politics
mal
fr they annoying asf
Cosmo idk
same. that's why im obsessed with it
Cosmo idk
mk imma stop
mal
🙄
mal
smhsmhsmhsmh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
meow
mal
im js a little girl idc whats happening
mal
i wanna live in my bubble
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said hes chirstian
United Kingdom UK
Every single day yappin and yappin and yappin politivs
Cosmo idk
ah
mal
oh w
Cosmo idk
coptic christians are great ppl
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he just said you deserve to be jweish
mal
LMAO
United Kingdom UK
Lol
Cosmo idk
what does that even mean...
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes bascially calling you a penny pincher
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
saying your picking up money from the floor
mal
im actually dying lmfao
Cosmo idk
awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800
mal
weirdo
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
United Kingdom UK
Yuh uh
Cosmo idk
just a penny pincher
mal
which makes you a weirdo
United Kingdom UK
Youre acting like young me
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said he has no money
mal
BROKE
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
then he said
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
e has about 6100
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
to hus name
mal
so not broke
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
in uae
mal
oh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
whatever that is
mal
i want money
Cosmo idk
straight up in pennies?
Cosmo idk
that's a lie
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said no
mal
i wanna buy more clothes
mal
bro fr js didnt read what she said
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
ill buy you clothes
mal
yay
Cosmo idk
if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
wha
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
GIMMIE MONIES
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
YOU JEWSIH ****
Cosmo idk
it's mine
mal
well your pennies are basically worthless now
Cosmo idk
cracker
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nuhuh
mal
n
mal
i
mal
g
mal
eria
Cosmo idk
i got some that are rlly good quality
United Kingdom UK
...
Cosmo idk
i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house
mal
loser
Cosmo idk
1962 mint condition
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal
im not a bitch
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
meow
mal
im a perfect lil angel
United Kingdom UK
Non-winner
Cosmo idk
that got thrown from heaven
mal
yeah i did come from heaven
Cosmo idk
demon bitch
mal
im heavenly
Cosmo idk
all demons come from heaven
mal
wow no way
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what
Cosmo idk
so you a perfect lil bitchy demon
mal
id have to fall tho
mal
i didnt fall
mal
so im js an innocent lil angel
Cosmo idk
you got thrown down
Cosmo idk
like
mal
i didnt fall tho
Cosmo idk
violently
United Kingdom UK
Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs
mal
i got thrown
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
she didnt fall
mal
so im not a demon
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i dragged her down so i could have a mommy
Cosmo idk
you're a thrown angel
mal
im ok with being thrown
United Kingdom UK
So not a demon?
mal
i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf
mal
thatd be tuff fr
Cosmo idk
hmph
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
yall
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes speaking arabic
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i asked him to
Cosmo idk
i prefer hebrew
United Kingdom UK
Can you understand anything
mal
say say
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
no
mal
im in america speak americanese
Cosmo idk
wowwwww
Cosmo idk
i can speak maf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hes speaking english lol
United Kingdom UK
Math?
mal
we not in england so should be speaking american
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
Cosmo idk
math is the language type
Cosmo idk
YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY
Cosmo idk
bahaha thats my fav arabic curse
mal
my favorite word is
mal
n
mal
i
mal
g
mal
eria
United Kingdom UK
Looks like another 100 comment chat
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
huh
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i want food
United Kingdom UK
I meant
United Kingdom UK
1000
United Kingdom UK
Thats not a word
United Kingdom UK
Thats a country
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
my stomach hurts
mal
heh
mal
no bueno
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
exfuckingcuseme
Cosmo idk
uh it's a word still
mal
why is ex fucking cuseme
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
😭
Cosmo idk
because cuseme fucked ex's wife
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
COSMO
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
STOP TEXITNG ME
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
OR HIM
Cosmo idk
....
mal
wrong reply
Cosmo idk
mm
mal
cus yall talking
mal
😮
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
where are hyou from
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cosmo
mal
ok i fixed it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
COSMO STOPY BULLYING MY FREIND
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
HE THINKS YOUR ACT BEING MEAN
mal
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what
mal
its an important question
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i asked he dindt understand
mal
whats not to understand
mal
a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be
mal
and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig
mal
nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"
mal
what would you do
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
YALL
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
IM SO CONFUSED
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
SCINCE SAYS IM BEHIND
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
BUt
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
IM NTO?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
mal
my question is scientific
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
like im not behind
mal
hm weird
Cosmo idk
would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?
mal
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
mal
no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
mal
cus thats the sound elephants make
Cosmo idk
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
mal
no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY
Cosmo idk
the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
mal
yeah ik
mal
but the elephant
mal
js makes noises
mal
cus thats what they do
mal
thats exactly what a closeted gay would say
Cosmo idk
what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves
mal
the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see
Cosmo idk
bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes
mal
well duh gay people wear gay clothes
Cosmo idk
girl i dont got gay clothes
mal
theyre closeted
mal
so yeah
mal
you do
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
huh
Cosmo idk
so you sayin that clothes are gay?
mal
im saying yours are
mal
mine arent
mal
theyre in drawers not a closet
Cosmo idk
mine aren't either
mal
liar
Cosmo idk
they're mostly thrown on the floor
mal
oh so theyre uncloseted gays
mal
no longer ashamed
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
....
Cosmo idk
they were never gay in the first place
mal
lies
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
dad why do you wear gay clothes?
mal
good question
Cosmo idk
no
mal
its kinda weird
mal
like thats weird cosmo
mal
its weird
mal
its fucking weird
Cosmo idk
i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die
Cosmo idk
i have no fashion sense
Cosmo idk
girl
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i dont wanna die im gay
mal
thats the goal so that they'll take them off
Cosmo idk
you're gonna die anyways
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
ew
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
gaybo
mal
guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday
Cosmo idk
guess what
Cosmo idk
loserrrrrrrrrrr
mal
i didnt guess so it doesnt count
Cosmo idk
idfc
mal
youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄
mal
bro wants a big samoan man
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i think i gtg
mal
i didnt say can, i said would
mal
nooo
Cosmo idk
cya charlie
Cosmo idk
yeah wtvr
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
but shes grounded idk if she can
mal
noooo
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
dose anyone wanna call
mal
i cant rn
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
noo :<
United Kingdom UK
Lmao
mal
what would you do uk
United Kingdom UK
Leave the room
mal
lmao
Cosmo idk
crazy
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he siad he loves his mother
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
what kinda arab loves his mother
mal
that one ig
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
smh
mal
ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm
Cosmo idk
many of them
Cosmo idk
.
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said hell is that question
Cosmo idk
mal wtf
mal
thats not an answer
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he said
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
hell no
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
why in gods harnation
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
would my mom be a worm
Cosmo idk
lmaoo
United Kingdom UK
mal
bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
lol yhea
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
he left its his bedtime
mal
BEDTIME
United Kingdom UK
We all know the real reason he left lol
Cosmo idk
it's like 9:21 there now
Cosmo idk
maybe 10:21
mal
BEDDDDTIME
Cosmo idk
EMITDEB
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
..
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
ima make french toast
Cosmo idk
as i said
Cosmo idk
eggs cinnamon milk bread
Cosmo idk
and like a drop of vanilla extract
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
ikik
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
we have no vinallia extract
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
so i use syrup
mal
dont forget the gecko juice
mal
adds extra flavor
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
that'll ruin it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
cosmo
Cosmo idk
and don't listen to mal
Cosmo idk
hm?
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
thats how i always make it
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
it donset get ruined
Cosmo idk
mk then
mal
excuse me
Cosmo idk
ig
mal
youre clearly not a french toast genius
United Kingdom UK
Lemme milk a gecko
mal
syrup in french toast is good
United Kingdom UK
Brn
mal
thats how mi mami makes it
Cosmo idk
i never tried it that way
United Kingdom UK
Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭
mal
then how you know itd ruin it 😭
Cosmo idk
usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet
mal
....wtf
Cosmo idk
uh idk
Cosmo idk
it's like rlly rlly good
United Kingdom UK
Judge a book by its cover
mal
yes do it
United Kingdom UK
But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover
Cosmo idk
i'll book your cover by its judge
mal
that’s gay
mal
that’s not how it works
Cosmo idk
it does now
mal
not anymore
United Kingdom UK
Cover the judge with the book
Cosmo idk
MOD ABUSE
mal
says you
mal
hypocrite
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal
wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram
Cosmo idk
hm?
United Kingdom UK
Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?
mal
i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day
Cosmo idk
never
mal
and on her note she keeps writing things
mal
and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane
Cosmo idk
huh
United Kingdom UK
You were born gay?
mal
me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening
mal
cus the first one was “he’s the loml”
United Kingdom UK
Cartoon villain ahh
mal
then the next was “idk man”
mal
and then “i js wanna make a difference”
mal
and then it was a song
mal
crushing by sombr
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im making food
Cosmo idk
nope
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
my sister js got home kms
mal
and then she said “less than 2 weeks”
mal
and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”
United Kingdom UK
Got "home" but she lives in a basememt
mal
i’m so invested in the plot
United Kingdom UK
Damn
United Kingdom UK
mal
frfr
United Kingdom UK
Were nearing 1000 btw
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
im back
mal
i have a cherry float coke
United Kingdom UK
Sup
United Kingdom UK
Yum
Cosmo idk
hi back im cosmo
mal
..
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
bruh
mal
guys idk what to wear to work
mal
wait nvm yes i do
Cosmo idk
uh nice
United Kingdom UK
What you wearin
mal
flared jeans and a light orange top
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
her bf
mal
I WISH
United Kingdom UK
Ooo
mal
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
mal
but it was going so well
mal
i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers
mal
ughhhh
mal
and blend the clouds
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
noo :<
mal
the sky looked so good tho
mal
maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it
mal
i have a lotta blues
mal
so i can make some different shades of green
Cosmo idk
nice
United Kingdom UK
I believe in you
mal
ty king
United Kingdom UK
Anytime
Cosmo idk
girl the only king you got is jomoki king
mal
i been calling uk king since like july
United Kingdom UK
True
mal
i call jomoki other things
United Kingdom UK
Yk what time it is?
Cosmo idk
like daddy?
Cosmo idk
sad
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
rtgb
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
rtgb
mal
ew no
Cosmo idk
asdf
Cosmo idk
as
Cosmo idk
as
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
d
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
d
mal
sdugfds
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
a
mal
sdugfds
Cosmo idk
a
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
a
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
h
mal
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Cosmo idk
d
mal
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Cosmo idk
as
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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mal
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United Kingdom UK
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𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
df
mal
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𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
df
mal
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mal
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𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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mal
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mal
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mal
df
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
a
Cosmo idk
asdf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
h
mal
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Cosmo idk
asdf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
h
mal
d
United Kingdom UK
Uguv
mal
f
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal
dsf
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal
ds
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
as
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
h
mal
f
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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Cosmo idk
f
United Kingdom UK
Gy
mal
sdf
Cosmo idk
f
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
t
mal
sdf
Cosmo idk
sdf
mal
t
Cosmo idk
sdf
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
t
Cosmo idk
s
mal
sd
United Kingdom UK
Cu
mal
sd
Cosmo idk
s
mal
sd
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
sr
mal
d
Cosmo idk
asdf
mal
h
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
sr
United Kingdom UK
Yc
mal
df
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍
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