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it is kinda funny

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i can’t undelete it

that’s crazy

i’m pretty good hbu

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like im kidna weird but im not gross twin

you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird

i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days

i’m so excited i miss him sm

he’s the best

mal♡

i’m so excited i miss him sm

jomoki

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i rlly wanna date my crush

realll

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why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

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why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement

Wait fr?

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stfu

charlie charlie kirky

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Hi friend

hi friend

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What does that even mean

typo

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hes fucking stupid

not really

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Yes really

no really -UK

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Whats 12 × 12

144

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would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister

Nah

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like a fucin little bitch

Pussy

Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker

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like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy

Ggs, her child will be a bastard

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she thinks shes good to kids

She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

you havent seen her in years

Move on bruh

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

Go get a job instead of paying people

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and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room

If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child

BREE the crackhead

bald lookng boy.

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she dseont have a job

Thats why i said she should get one

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children

What

BREE the crackhead

What is happening?

Shes talking about her 23 year old sister

BREE the crackhead

and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that

Hes like 12 or sum

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he wouldve got kicked off the site

Ass first kicked out

damn yall just saying shit about me

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Aww dangit

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

Boyfriend

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT

Boyfriend

Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that

What the fuck

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i will fucking kill you with my own hands

holy

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

Boyfriend

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3

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Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3

this came out my heart <3

Boyfriend

"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car

Face reveal

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Face reveal

this you

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Who is that

UK is UK

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like i wanna fuck him so bad

you bastard

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~

oh nooo

-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

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@eb, a b c or d?

The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

Explain Bear

The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

Wrong the answer is your mom

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Wrong the answer is your mom

Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

Explain Bear

Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.

Boyfriend
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Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.

charlie explain to me how it could be B.

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@eb

Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.

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bird

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Fym bird

i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly

Cosmo idk

its a kitty, dumbass

It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape

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should i have french toast or mashed pataos

french toast always

i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

how do i make frecnh toadt again

eggs milk cinnamon bread

mal♡

i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe

Those sound fire

they’re so good

i've got trauma about them from my program

Cosmo idk

i've got trauma about them from my program

loser

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

gimie sum mommy :<

wtf

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

gimie sum mommy :<

okioke

guys it’s like 50 out

i’m so happy

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50°C burns

that's summer for me.

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption

wait what?

Cosmo idk

that's summer for me.

loser

i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

mommy can you adopt me back?? :<

she never un-adopted you in the first place

sure she's hot but i'll pass

and i remember when i said that tho

you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour

i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on

i don’t like the way she does it

also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago

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i need a code name for herz

frank

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@eb a b c or d

The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

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@eb a b c d and e

You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.

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@eb a b c or d

The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

gusy we have bluey gogurts

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@eb a b c or d

The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

what is something that js disgusts yall?

Hair in the gutter

a lotta things

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

Atleast he isnt gay

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"

wth

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

this bitch has an ACCENT

What kind

ask her a question for me

ask him a question for me

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

and he dseont like racist jokes

it's not racist it's political

ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"

(the kh is pronounced softly)

is it the king mahmoud guy?

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

he said he dosnet care

that's acceptable for me

we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

giving me secondhand embarrassment over here

tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "

mal♡

we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website

Listen to this cosmo

i'm bein wholesome there mk?

fr they annoying asf

same. that's why im obsessed with it

mal♡

fr they annoying asf

mk imma stop

im js a little girl idc whats happening

i wanna live in my bubble

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

he said hes chirstian

ah

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

he said hes chirstian

oh w

coptic christians are great ppl

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

he just said you deserve to be jweish

what does that even mean...

im actually dying lmfao

awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

which makes you a weirdo

Cosmo idk

awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800

Youre acting like young me

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

e has about 6100

straight up in pennies?

i wanna buy more clothes

Cosmo idk

straight up in pennies?

bro fr js didnt read what she said

if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas

well your pennies are basically worthless now

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

YOU JEWSIH ****

cracker

mal♡

well your pennies are basically worthless now

i got some that are rlly good quality

i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house

im not a bitch

im a perfect lil angel

mal♡

im a perfect lil angel

that got thrown from heaven

yeah i did come from heaven

all demons come from heaven

so you a perfect lil bitchy demon

id have to fall tho

so im js an innocent lil angel

i didnt fall tho

mal♡

i didnt fall

Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs

so im not a demon

mal♡

i got thrown

you're a thrown angel

im ok with being thrown

i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf

thatd be tuff fr

im in america speak americanese

we not in england so should be speaking american

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Math?

math is the language type

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YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY

bahaha thats my fav arabic curse

my favorite word is

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Looks like another 100 comment chat

I meant

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

my stomach hurts

no bueno

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Thats a country

uh it's a word still

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

exfuckingcuseme

why is ex fucking cuseme

because cuseme fucked ex's wife

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cus yall talking

Cosmo idk

because cuseme fucked ex's wife

😮

ok i fixed it

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OR HIM

ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick

its an important question

whats not to understand

a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be

and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig

nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

what would you do

my question is scientific

mal♡

my question is scientific

would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

Cosmo idk

would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?

no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU

cus thats the sound elephants make

mal♡

guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra

i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra

no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

mal♡

cus thats the sound elephants make

the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail

mal♡

no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY

nuh uh

but the elephant

js makes noises

cus thats what they do

Cosmo idk

nuh uh

thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves

the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see

mal♡

thats exactly what a closeted gay would say

bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes

well duh gay people wear gay clothes

girl i dont got gay clothes

theyre closeted

so you sayin that clothes are gay?

im saying yours are

theyre in drawers not a closet

they're mostly thrown on the floor

oh so theyre uncloseted gays

no longer ashamed

they were never gay in the first place

good question

its kinda weird

like thats weird cosmo

its fucking weird

i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

Cosmo idk

i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die

thats the goal so that they'll take them off

mal♡

thats the goal so that they'll take them off

ew

guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday

mal♡

guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday

guess what

i didnt guess so it doesnt count

youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

bro wants a big samoan man

mal♡

youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄

no

you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

Cosmo idk

you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either

i didnt say can, i said would

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

i think i gtg

nooo

mal♡

i didnt say can, i said would

yeah wtvr

mal♡

nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"

Lmao

what would you do uk

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

what kinda arab loves his mother

many of them

mal♡

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

.

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

he said hell is that question

thats not an answer

mal♡

ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

would my mom be a worm

bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm

and like a drop of vanilla extract

dont forget the gecko juice

adds extra flavor

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

so i use syrup

no

Cosmo idk

and don't listen to mal

excuse me

Cosmo idk

that'll ruin it

youre clearly not a french toast genius

syrup in french toast is good

thats how mi mami makes it

i never tried it that way

Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭

Cosmo idk

i never tried it that way

then how you know itd ruin it 😭

usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet

mal♡

then how you know itd ruin it 😭

uh idk

Cosmo idk

i never tried it that way

Judge a book by its cover

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Judge a book by its cover

But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover

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Judge a book by its cover

i'll book your cover by its judge

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that’s not how it works

Cosmo idk

i'll book your cover by its judge

Cover the judge with the book

wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram

i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day

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Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?

never

and on her note she keeps writing things

and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening

cus the first one was “he’s the loml”

mal♡

and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane

Cartoon villain ahh

then the next was “idk man”

and then “i js wanna make a difference”

and then it was a song

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crushing by sombr

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You were born gay?

nope

and then she said “less than 2 weeks”

and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”

𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂 ♡

my sister js got home kms

Got "home" but she lives in a basememt

i’m so invested in the plot

i have a cherry float coke

guys idk what to wear to work

wait nvm yes i do

flared jeans and a light orange top

guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore

but it was going so well

i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers

and blend the clouds

the sky looked so good tho

maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it

i have a lotta blues

so i can make some different shades of green

mal♡

so i can make some different shades of green

I believe in you

mal♡

ty king

girl the only king you got is jomoki king

i been calling uk king since like july

i call jomoki other things