Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
Dude, this ain't rocket science.
On the top: -28.
On the bottom: -3.
The sides? It's 4 and -7.
And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4).
Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
GirlKisser
MOMMM
GirlKisser
sky keeps reposting his post cause he dsoent want mereplying to it
GirlKisser
its fucking funy
mal♡
i saw lmao
mal♡
it is kinda funny
GirlKisser
yeah
GirlKisser
hes so fucking pitty its funn
GirlKisser
someone on reddit told me i should smile more
GirlKisser
so i told them to stfu
GirlKisser
and got banned
mal♡
damn lmao
GirlKisser
yur
GirlKisser
so i made a new one but i cant text anyone on it :<
GirlKisser
not yet
GirlKisser
no but
GirlKisser
i think skys deleteing it cause im saying the truth that hes gross and weird
GirlKisser
like his hair never looks washed
mal♡
damn
GirlKisser
he always smells bad
GirlKisser
and hes js ugly
mal♡
op
GirlKisser
nd i said hes weird and gross
GirlKisser
and he said the same abotu me
GirlKisser
like im kidna weird but im not gross twin
GirlKisser
if you wanna see that yu js un delete it then delete it yrself
GirlKisser
like quickly
mal♡
i can’t undelete it
GirlKisser
oh
mal♡
oo
mal♡
*op
GirlKisser
like
GirlKisser
who tf
GirlKisser
disgusting
mal♡
that’s crazy
GirlKisser
😭
GirlKisser
yeah
GirlKisser
hes fucking gross
mal♡
damn
GirlKisser
anywyass
GirlKisser
hru?
mal♡
i’m pretty good hbu
scooter22
you smell like fish and you get fucked by pedos so thats hella weird
GirlKisser
i act have never gotten fucked by anyone and i dont smell like fish
GirlKisser
id never let a pedo fuck me
GirlKisser
consetunaily ~
GirlKisser
but your opion dosent affect me so keep talking, its funny <3
GirlKisser
im great!
GirlKisser
i mean my sister is pmo a littl bit, but i think im going to V's this weekend so thats good
mal♡
yayayay
mal♡
i finally get to talk to my bf in 6 days
Chicken
yo.
GirlKisser
yayayyyy
mal♡
i’m so excited i miss him sm
GirlKisser
i bet
GirlKisser
yall are rlly cute tg
mal♡
yayayayay
mal♡
he’s the best
Chicken
jomoki
mal♡
mhm
GirlKisser
i rlly wanna date my crush
GirlKisser
dont say her name though cause she goes to skys school
mal♡
oki doki
mal♡
realll
GirlKisser
i wanted to call her yesterday but i got scared
mal♡
nooooo
GirlKisser
i mean she gave me her number so im pretty sure she wont care if i call her
mal♡
yeah
GirlKisser
😭
United Kingdom UK
Hi friend
GirlKisser
shes js so cool i want her to think fondly of me
GirlKisser
hii uk
United Kingdom UK
Y'ello
United Kingdom UK
Hru
GirlKisser
im great!
GirlKisser
a little pissed
GirlKisser
why the fuck is my sister 23 living in my parents basement
United Kingdom UK
Dang
GirlKisser
using up all our shit
Chicken
.
United Kingdom UK
Wait fr?
GirlKisser
and always up here watching
GirlKisser
tv
GirlKisser
when she has a tv in her room?
GirlKisser
i dont want you up here
GirlKisser
i cant do fucking school
Chicken
who
Chicken
is
United Kingdom UK
Hrr sister maybe
Chicken
charlie charlie kirky
GirlKisser
yuh
GirlKisser
stfu
United Kingdom UK
..
Chicken
charlie charlie kirky
GirlKisser
not you yk
GirlKisser
us*
GirlKisser
uk*
GirlKisser
holy fuck
mal♡
hi friend
Chicken
get your wrong right
Chicken
typo
GirlKisser
kys fag
United Kingdom UK
What does that even mean
Chicken
typo
GirlKisser
hes fucking stupid
United Kingdom UK
Yeah i know
GirlKisser
oki
Chicken
not really
GirlKisser
i think my sister is watching balck mirror
GirlKisser
so shes up here for atleast an hour
United Kingdom UK
Yes really
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 × 12
GirlKisser
im uncomfertable eating whenn shes up here and last time she didnt go downstairs till like
Chicken
no really -UK
GirlKisser
3
United Kingdom UK
Also hi friend
United Kingdom UK
Whats 12 x 12
Chicken
144
United Kingdom UK
Without calculator whats 12 × 5
Chicken
60
United Kingdom UK
Whats 5⁰
Chicken
5
United Kingdom UK
The to the power of 0 is 0
United Kingdom UK
Im smarter
GirlKisser
would it be unreasonable if i beat the shit out of my sister
GirlKisser
js bcuz shes upstairs
United Kingdom UK
Nah
GirlKisser
it would be funny
United Kingdom UK
At 23 she should be living elsewhere
GirlKisser
but last time i hit her she called the police
GirlKisser
like a fucin little bitch
GirlKisser
hit back
GirlKisser
fucking hit
GirlKisser
back
GirlKisser
oh you cant
United Kingdom UK
Pussy
GirlKisser
cause you know id kill you
GirlKisser
like twin
GirlKisser
your 23 and i could fucking kill you with my bare hands
GirlKisser
wtf
GirlKisser
she thinks she could beat me in a fight
GirlKisser
but me htting her once
GirlKisser
and her being like
GirlKisser
"im calling the police you crazy bitch"
GirlKisser
handle ts yourself
GirlKisser
you couldnt touch me and yk it
United Kingdom UK
Wild
GirlKisser
she genunily pmo
GirlKisser
i threw a candle at her lol
United Kingdom UK
Was it lit
GirlKisser
nope
United Kingdom UK
Throw a lit one
GirlKisser
W
GirlKisser
but like
GirlKisser
why is she 23
GirlKisser
CANT DRIVEEEE
GirlKisser
living in her parents basement?????
GirlKisser
wtf
GirlKisser
like js kys your not taking up anything important
United Kingdom UK
Bro my autistic self would be able to move out the house quicker
GirlKisser
im tempted to go out there turn off the tv and take the battiers out of the remote
GirlKisser
like you have a tv in your room
GirlKisser
so you come up here to distract me?
United Kingdom UK
Waste of oxygen and food
GirlKisser
littearly
GirlKisser
i called her a whore
GirlKisser
bcuz in her room she has a bunch of sex toys
GirlKisser
and like a few tail but plugs
GirlKisser
and whoreish costume
GirlKisser
and she got so confused shen i called her a whore
GirlKisser
like you where mad at your bf so went and fucked another guy
GirlKisser
??
GirlKisser
excsue me?
United Kingdom UK
Ggs, her child will be a bastard
GirlKisser
she said it was a weird choicce of words
GirlKisser
like no
GirlKisser
it was the right choice of words
United Kingdom UK
If she even gets a child
GirlKisser
i hpe she never has one wtf
GirlKisser
she thinks shes good to kids
GirlKisser
nah
GirlKisser
tf?
United Kingdom UK
She thinks shes good with kids when she has a few butt plugs and a bunch of sex toys lmao
GirlKisser
wtf is wrong with her istg
GirlKisser
she pmo like so bad
GirlKisser
and when my other sister ran way
GirlKisser
shes like out like clebarating cause shes a bitch
GirlKisser
and still talks shit about my other sister
GirlKisser
you havent seen her in years
GirlKisser
fucking whore
United Kingdom UK
Move on bruh
GirlKisser
exactly
GirlKisser
like omg
GirlKisser
one time
GirlKisser
her airpods went mising
GirlKisser
and she was paying my brother to search my room and find them cause i aprently "stole them"
GirlKisser
and then she found them in her couch in the main room in the basement
GirlKisser
and i found out from my borther he was getting paid to search my room
GirlKisser
like wtf
Chicken
holy yap
United Kingdom UK
Go get a job instead of paying people
United Kingdom UK
You dont even know 5⁰ sybau bro
Bree_2]
look at you in the corner
Bree_2]
bald lookng boy.
GirlKisser
exactly
GirlKisser
the thing is
GirlKisser
she dseont have a job
United Kingdom UK
If she cant find earpods imagine her with a child
Chicken
.
Bree_2]
yk damn well you do
United Kingdom UK
Thats why i said she should get one
GirlKisser
she had one not long ago but quit cause her boss said she looks at people in there 20s as children
Bree_2]
so quit acting
United Kingdom UK
What
Bree_2]
What is happening?
GirlKisser
yeah
GirlKisser
she quit a perfectly fine job
GirlKisser
because she got offended
United Kingdom UK
Shes talking about her 23 year old sister
United Kingdom UK
Who still lives in hrr moms basement
GirlKisser
dads
Bree_2]
damn.
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Yeah dads
Bree_2]
and brendan has the nerve to be saying stuff like that
United Kingdom UK
Hes like 12 or sum
Bree_2]
hes in the same classes as me so hes 13
United Kingdom UK
Oh
United Kingdom UK
Close enough
United Kingdom UK
He acts 12 tho
GirlKisser
shoulve said he was 12
Bree_2]
yeah
GirlKisser
he wouldve got kicked off the site
Bree_2]
srry abt my classmate.
Bree_2]
hes jst slow asl
United Kingdom UK
Ass first kicked out
Bree_2]
wild
Bree_2]
off topic but one of my classmates looks like a broccoli
Chicken
damn yall just saying shit about me
Bree_2]
suck it up
GirlKisser
ok and?
United Kingdom UK
Yes
Bree_2]
we will gladly continue.
GirlKisser
i neeed an opion
GirlKisser
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
Chicken
bet
GirlKisser
is that good enough to send to someone thats not really a freind?
Bree_2]
fym bet
United Kingdom UK
How much you betting big boss
GirlKisser
is this good enoguh?
Bree_2]
GMABKING
Bree_2]
GAMBLING
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
Bree_2]
mb
United Kingdom UK
Aww dangit
Bree_2]
let's go gambling :D
GirlKisser
guys answer me
Bree_2]
idkk
GirlKisser
:<
GirlKisser
UK
Bree_2]
i mean we became good friends over
GirlKisser
BBGGGG
GirlKisser
https://vocaroo.com/1o8M71shTSgl
GirlKisser
IS THAT GOOD SINIGN LIKE GOOD ENOUGH TO SEND
United Kingdom UK
My headphones are down unda
GirlKisser
awh
Chicken
Look at bree over there. They look like they’re having a great time. I love what you’ve done with your hair by the way. How’d you get it to come out of your nose like that
United Kingdom UK
By that i mean theyre downstairs
GirlKisser
DONT EVEN THINK ABOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT
United Kingdom UK
What the fuck
GirlKisser
i will fucking kill you with my own hands
Chicken
holy
GirlKisser
holy?
GirlKisser
i mean it.
United Kingdom UK
Wackamoly
Chicken
"Seriously, Charlie is the only person I know who can walk into a room and make everyone wish they’d stayed in the car
GirlKisser
Cute, you think roats you found off google are going to affect me <3
Chicken
this came out my heart <3
GirlKisser
then why is there a "
United Kingdom UK
Face reveal
United Kingdom UK
Thats you
GirlKisser
GirlKisser
that dont come from your heart bro
Chicken
this you
United Kingdom UK
Why do i lowk recognise that
United Kingdom UK
Who is that
United Kingdom UK
And dont fucking say its me
GirlKisser
no
GirlKisser
its not uk
GirlKisser
uk its so gegorus and goonable most handsome being
Chicken
UK is UK
GirlKisser
like i wanna fuck him so bad
Bree_2]
oh?
GirlKisser
like uk is sooo hot
Bree_2]
thats uhm
GirlKisser
like i js wanna fuck his brains out
Bree_2]
oh!
Bree_2]
uhm
GirlKisser
yuh
Chicken
you bastard
Chicken
you freako
GirlKisser
mmmgh call me that agin in almost done~
Bree_2]
thats... amazing char
Chicken
oh nooo
GirlKisser
BAHHAH
GirlKisser
no im js fucking with him
Bree_2]
shut up brendan
GirlKisser
bree
GirlKisser
i used to have a crush on you frfr
Chicken
-ahhhhh -you taking backshots*
GirlKisser
not from yu
GirlKisser
only from edward cullen
Chicken
clap* clap* clap*
Cosmo idk
erm
United Kingdom UK
...
GirlKisser
COSMO
GirlKisser
IM BEING SEXUALLY HARRASED
Cosmo idk
when aren't you
Chicken
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Cosmo idk
no
United Kingdom UK
GirlKisser
i hate you 😭
Chicken
United Kingdom UK
GirlKisser
@eb, a b c or d?
Explain Bear
The answer is B, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Wrong the answer is your mom
GirlKisser
...
Chicken
Explain Bear
Your mom? Not an option. B. Get it right.
GirlKisser
WTFF
Chicken
GirlKisser
my sister is up here
GirlKisser
atching tv
Explain Bear
Is that supposed to be a reaction? Who cares. Still doesn't change the answer to B, dummy.
GirlKisser
but like
GirlKisser
shes like
GirlKisser
on her phone
GirlKisser
paying no attetion to the tv
GirlKisser
do ts in your room
United Kingdom UK
How many of these do you have
Cosmo idk
charlie explain to me how it could be B.
GirlKisser
idk
GirlKisser
cause eb said so
GirlKisser
@eb
United Kingdom UK
GirlKisser
DUDE
GirlKisser
@eb
United Kingdom UK
Mod abuse
Explain Bear
Dude, this ain't rocket science. On the top: -28. On the bottom: -3. The sides? It's 4 and -7. And the factored mess is (x - 7)(x + 4). Easy. Don't embarrass yourself next time.
GirlKisser
i got it HAHAH
United Kingdom UK
...
mal♡
bird
GirlKisser
guys
United Kingdom UK
Thats my dog
United Kingdom UK
Fym bird
United Kingdom UK
Yes?
GirlKisser
should i have french toast or mashed pataos
Cosmo idk
its a kitty, dumbass
GirlKisser
MEE
GirlKisser
THATS MEe
mal♡
i was talking abt the microscopic one in the background silly
United Kingdom UK
It got more of a dick shape than a kitty shape
mal♡
french toast always
GirlKisser
oki
GirlKisser
how do i make frecnh toadt again
United Kingdom UK
French toast is made of french people
GirlKisser
oh yeah
mal♡
oui oui
mal♡
i have frozen french toast sticks heheheehe
Cosmo idk
eggs milk cinnamon bread
United Kingdom UK
Those sound fire
mal♡
they’re so good
United Kingdom UK
Everything tastes better on a stick
Cosmo idk
i've got trauma about them from my program
GirlKisser
gimie sum mommy :<
Cosmo idk
they disappear so fast
mal♡
loser
Cosmo idk
wtf
mal♡
okioke
United Kingdom UK
Wild
mal♡
guys it’s like 50 out
mal♡
i’m so happy
GirlKisser
my mom donset want me
Cosmo idk
its 72 out
United Kingdom UK
50°C burns
GirlKisser
she wants to spend time in the 50's so she put me up for adoption
Cosmo idk
that's summer for me.
United Kingdom UK
Ill brb in like 5 min
Cosmo idk
wait what?
mal♡
loser
GirlKisser
yeah mal
Cosmo idk
eh idc i got a nice pool
GirlKisser
she put me up for adoption
mal♡
i did?
GirlKisser
yeah
GirlKisser
mommy can you adopt me back?? :<
mal♡
when
mal♡
sure
GirlKisser
YAY
mal♡
i don’t remember putting you up for adoption tho
Cosmo idk
she never un-adopted you in the first place
GirlKisser
you did it in your sleep
mal♡
oopsie daisy
GirlKisser
:<
GirlKisser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpOnLtrzdJw&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=6
Cosmo idk
ew
GirlKisser
WHAT
GirlKisser
ew to sabirna carpet
Cosmo idk
yes ew to her
GirlKisser
...
GirlKisser
let me go trohough my screenshots
GirlKisser
and find the one
GirlKisser
where you called her hot
Cosmo idk
uh
Cosmo idk
sure she's hot but i'll pass
Cosmo idk
and i remember when i said that tho
GirlKisser
id fuck her
mal♡
op 😭
Cosmo idk
you'd fuck yourself to kris's hands for an hour
Cosmo idk
oh wait you alr did that
mal♡
i honestly don’t think sabrina’s pretty when she has her makeup on
mal♡
i don’t like the way she does it
GirlKisser
i love my sissy
GirlKisser
STFU
GirlKisser
HE UH
GirlKisser
NUHUH
Cosmo idk
also mal n i talked to him a few weeks ago
GirlKisser
...
Cosmo idk
he's gotten buff
Cosmo idk
and a gf
GirlKisser
grr
Cosmo idk
hehe
GirlKisser
its okay
GirlKisser
i like someone
GirlKisser
but dont say her nae
GirlKisser
cause skys on wje and she goes to skys shool
Cosmo idk
mm
GirlKisser
yurr
GirlKisser
i need a code name for herz
Cosmo idk
herz?
Cosmo idk
sure ig that could work
GirlKisser
no
GirlKisser
bro
GirlKisser
what
mal♡
bruh 😭
GirlKisser
bro is a diffrent leval of autisum
mal♡
rspecial
GirlKisser
yurr
mal♡
frank
GirlKisser
@eb a b c or d
GirlKisser
fuc yeah
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Hi
Cosmo idk
girl thats easy math
GirlKisser
@eb a b c d and e
GirlKisser
nuhuh
Explain Bear
You want to know the factors? It's C and E. Seriously, learn to count the squares and figure out a simple factorization. It's not rocket science.
GirlKisser
hi bbg
United Kingdom UK
You dont need ai gor that
GirlKisser
@eb a b c or d
GirlKisser
well im failing and this is faster
Explain Bear
The answer is D, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
United Kingdom UK
Bbg?
mal♡
gusy we have bluey gogurts
GirlKisser
@eb a b c or d
GirlKisser
WHAT I WANTTT
Explain Bear
The answer is A, obviously. Anything else is just wrong and makes your brain hurt trying to figure it out. Don't be a dunce.
GirlKisser
fets luck
United Kingdom UK
...i bet Fets is a very lecky man
GirlKisser
hwhehehhe
GirlKisser
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pky4r3tCn9Q&list=RDFJBKq0xvqpA&index=8
United Kingdom UK
Also how tf i say lecky instead of lucky
GirlKisser
cause your secial
GirlKisser
special
United Kingdom UK
I am
United Kingdom UK
Whats that
GirlKisser
music
GirlKisser
i wanna read haunting adaline
United Kingdom UK
Oh
GirlKisser
what is something that js disgusts yall?
United Kingdom UK
Hair in the gutter
mal♡
a lotta things
GirlKisser
when men like
GirlKisser
say they talk to only girls cause they "dont get along with guya"
GirlKisser
guys*
GirlKisser
like wtf
GirlKisser
i think thats on you bucko
United Kingdom UK
Atleast he isnt gay
GirlKisser
😭
GirlKisser
omg my sister might be going downstairs
GirlKisser
she iss
United Kingdom UK
Bro you should just lock the basement
Cosmo idk
wth
GirlKisser
i should
GirlKisser
but its easy to get out
United Kingdom UK
Bros a basement entity from a horror game😭😭
GirlKisser
i know
GirlKisser
this bitch has an ACCENT
GirlKisser
im on call with
United Kingdom UK
What kind
United Kingdom UK
Like stereotypical american?
GirlKisser
no
GirlKisser
like
GirlKisser
arab
Cosmo idk
oh
United Kingdom UK
Unexpected
Cosmo idk
ask her a question for me
GirlKisser
its a guy
Cosmo idk
hehe
GirlKisser
and he dseont like racist jokes
Cosmo idk
ask him a question for me
GirlKisser
GirlKisser
whats the questinon
Cosmo idk
it's not racist it's political
mal♡
bro
GirlKisser
oh no
GirlKisser
what is it
Cosmo idk
ask him "you happy that Khamenei's dead"
Cosmo idk
(the kh is pronounced softly)
GirlKisser
uhm
Cosmo idk
is it the king mahmoud guy?
GirlKisser
he said he dosnet care
GirlKisser
he said hi
mal♡
LMAO
mal♡
i say hi
Cosmo idk
that's acceptable for me
GirlKisser
he said hi
mal♡
we need to stop with the politics on a fucking jokes website
mal♡
giving me secondhand embarrassment over here
Cosmo idk
tell him that i'm saying "may you have a good fasting this ramadan, habibi. "
United Kingdom UK
Listen to this cosmo
Cosmo idk
i'm bein wholesome there mk?
United Kingdom UK
I hate politics
mal♡
fr they annoying asf
Cosmo idk
same. that's why im obsessed with it
Cosmo idk
mk imma stop
mal♡
🙄
mal♡
smhsmhsmhsmh
GirlKisser
meow
mal♡
im js a little girl idc whats happening
mal♡
i wanna live in my bubble
GirlKisser
he said hes chirstian
United Kingdom UK
Every single day yappin and yappin and yappin politivs
Cosmo idk
ah
mal♡
oh w
Cosmo idk
coptic christians are great ppl
GirlKisser
he just said you deserve to be jweish
mal♡
LMAO
United Kingdom UK
Lol
Cosmo idk
what does that even mean...
GirlKisser
hes bascially calling you a penny pincher
GirlKisser
saying your picking up money from the floor
mal♡
im actually dying lmfao
Cosmo idk
awww tell him to gimme some cuz im nearing 1800
mal♡
weirdo
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
United Kingdom UK
Yuh uh
Cosmo idk
just a penny pincher
mal♡
which makes you a weirdo
United Kingdom UK
Youre acting like young me
GirlKisser
he said he has no money
mal♡
BROKE
GirlKisser
then he said
GirlKisser
e has about 6100
GirlKisser
to hus name
mal♡
so not broke
GirlKisser
in uae
mal♡
oh
GirlKisser
whatever that is
mal♡
i want money
Cosmo idk
straight up in pennies?
Cosmo idk
that's a lie
GirlKisser
he said no
mal♡
i wanna buy more clothes
mal♡
bro fr js didnt read what she said
GirlKisser
ill buy you clothes
mal♡
yay
Cosmo idk
if its in cash i got like 100,000 pennies at my grandmas
GirlKisser
wha
GirlKisser
GIMMIE MONIES
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
GirlKisser
YOU JEWSIH ****
Cosmo idk
it's mine
mal♡
well your pennies are basically worthless now
Cosmo idk
cracker
GirlKisser
nuhuh
mal♡
n
mal♡
i
mal♡
g
mal♡
eria
Cosmo idk
i got some that are rlly good quality
United Kingdom UK
...
Cosmo idk
i sadly left a 2 dollar penny back at the program house
mal♡
loser
Cosmo idk
1962 mint condition
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal♡
im not a bitch
GirlKisser
meow
mal♡
im a perfect lil angel
United Kingdom UK
Non-winner
Cosmo idk
that got thrown from heaven
mal♡
yeah i did come from heaven
Cosmo idk
demon bitch
mal♡
im heavenly
Cosmo idk
all demons come from heaven
mal♡
wow no way
GirlKisser
what
Cosmo idk
so you a perfect lil bitchy demon
mal♡
id have to fall tho
mal♡
i didnt fall
mal♡
so im js an innocent lil angel
Cosmo idk
you got thrown down
Cosmo idk
like
mal♡
i didnt fall tho
Cosmo idk
violently
United Kingdom UK
Dont pull a joe biden and fall down the stairs
mal♡
i got thrown
GirlKisser
she didnt fall
mal♡
so im not a demon
GirlKisser
i dragged her down so i could have a mommy
Cosmo idk
you're a thrown angel
mal♡
im ok with being thrown
United Kingdom UK
So not a demon?
mal♡
i can get thrown a buncha states away to my bf
mal♡
thatd be tuff fr
Cosmo idk
hmph
GirlKisser
yall
Cosmo idk
hm?
GirlKisser
hes speaking arabic
GirlKisser
i asked him to
Cosmo idk
i prefer hebrew
United Kingdom UK
Can you understand anything
mal♡
say say
GirlKisser
no
mal♡
im in america speak americanese
Cosmo idk
wowwwww
Cosmo idk
i can speak maf
GirlKisser
hes speaking english lol
United Kingdom UK
Math?
mal♡
we not in england so should be speaking american
GirlKisser
Cosmo idk
math is the language type
Cosmo idk
YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY
Cosmo idk
bahaha thats my fav arabic curse
mal♡
my favorite word is
mal♡
n
mal♡
i
mal♡
g
mal♡
eria
United Kingdom UK
Looks like another 100 comment chat
GirlKisser
huh
GirlKisser
i want food
United Kingdom UK
I meant
United Kingdom UK
1000
United Kingdom UK
Thats not a word
United Kingdom UK
Thats a country
GirlKisser
my stomach hurts
mal♡
heh
mal♡
no bueno
GirlKisser
exfuckingcuseme
Cosmo idk
uh it's a word still
mal♡
why is ex fucking cuseme
GirlKisser
😭
Cosmo idk
because cuseme fucked ex's wife
GirlKisser
COSMO
GirlKisser
STOP TEXITNG ME
GirlKisser
OR HIM
Cosmo idk
....
mal♡
wrong reply
Cosmo idk
mm
mal♡
cus yall talking
mal♡
😮
GirlKisser
where are hyou from
GirlKisser
cosmo
mal♡
ok i fixed it
GirlKisser
COSMO STOPY BULLYING MY FREIND
GirlKisser
HE THINKS YOUR ACT BEING MEAN
mal♡
ask him what he'd do if a chinchilla came up to him and started acting like he was making a giant cigarette but it was actually a sculpture of his mom's dick
GirlKisser
what
mal♡
its an important question
GirlKisser
i asked he dindt understand
mal♡
whats not to understand
mal♡
a chinchilla comes like hi friend im gonna make smth so leave me be
mal♡
and then he started rolling some shit up and youre like oh thats prolly a giant cig
mal♡
nd then the chinchilla finishes his sculpture and is like "tadaaaa its my moms dick!"
mal♡
what would you do
GirlKisser
YALL
GirlKisser
IM SO CONFUSED
Cosmo idk
hm?
GirlKisser
SCINCE SAYS IM BEHIND
GirlKisser
BUt
GirlKisser
IM NTO?
GirlKisser
mal♡
my question is scientific
GirlKisser
GirlKisser
like im not behind
mal♡
hm weird
Cosmo idk
would an elephant moan if a gerbil started eating its own tail?
mal♡
guys what would you do if you got in a train and it was going too fast so you went to tell the conductor to slow it down and it turned out the conductor was a spiky purple zebra
mal♡
no it would go BRRRRGHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
mal♡
cus thats the sound elephants make
Cosmo idk
i'd speak in spiky purple zebraese and tell it theres a hot spiky purple zebra coming up soon so it would slow down the train so it can do its mating calls to the hot spiky purple zebra
mal♡
no youd shove its spikes up your ass cus youre GAY
Cosmo idk
the gerbil is eating the gerbil tail
Cosmo idk
nuh uh
mal♡
yeah ik
mal♡
but the elephant
mal♡
js makes noises
mal♡
cus thats what they do
mal♡
thats exactly what a closeted gay would say
Cosmo idk
what if the elephant has a kink for gerbils eating themselves
mal♡
the elephant is in my sandwich it cant see
Cosmo idk
bitch the only thing thats closeted are my clothes
mal♡
well duh gay people wear gay clothes
Cosmo idk
girl i dont got gay clothes
mal♡
theyre closeted
mal♡
so yeah
mal♡
you do
GirlKisser
huh
Cosmo idk
so you sayin that clothes are gay?
mal♡
im saying yours are
mal♡
mine arent
mal♡
theyre in drawers not a closet
Cosmo idk
mine aren't either
mal♡
liar
Cosmo idk
they're mostly thrown on the floor
mal♡
oh so theyre uncloseted gays
mal♡
no longer ashamed
GirlKisser
....
Cosmo idk
they were never gay in the first place
mal♡
lies
GirlKisser
dad why do you wear gay clothes?
mal♡
good question
Cosmo idk
no
mal♡
its kinda weird
mal♡
like thats weird cosmo
mal♡
its weird
mal♡
its fucking weird
Cosmo idk
i wear clothes that would make gays wanna die
Cosmo idk
i have no fashion sense
Cosmo idk
girl
GirlKisser
i dont wanna die im gay
mal♡
thats the goal so that they'll take them off
Cosmo idk
you're gonna die anyways
GirlKisser
nuhuh
Cosmo idk
ew
GirlKisser
gaybo
mal♡
guys i hurt my finger pumping gas yesterday
Cosmo idk
guess what
Cosmo idk
loserrrrrrrrrrr
mal♡
i didnt guess so it doesnt count
Cosmo idk
idfc
mal♡
youre js mad you dont got a bf who would hold your hand 🙄
mal♡
bro wants a big samoan man
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
you don't have a bf that can hold your hand now either
GirlKisser
i think i gtg
mal♡
i didnt say can, i said would
mal♡
nooo
Cosmo idk
cya charlie
Cosmo idk
yeah wtvr
GirlKisser
i wanna hang out with mia this weekend :<
GirlKisser
but shes grounded idk if she can
mal♡
noooo
GirlKisser
dose anyone wanna call
mal♡
i cant rn
GirlKisser
noo :<
United Kingdom UK
Lmao
mal♡
what would you do uk
United Kingdom UK
Leave the room
mal♡
lmao
Cosmo idk
crazy
GirlKisser
he siad he loves his mother
GirlKisser
what kinda arab loves his mother
mal♡
that one ig
GirlKisser
smh
mal♡
ask him if he'd still love his mom if she was a hairy worm
Cosmo idk
many of them
Cosmo idk
.
GirlKisser
he said hell is that question
Cosmo idk
mal wtf
mal♡
thats not an answer
GirlKisser
he said
GirlKisser
hell no
GirlKisser
why in gods harnation
GirlKisser
would my mom be a worm
Cosmo idk
lmaoo
United Kingdom UK
mal♡
bcus a magical snake-unicorn hybrid turned her into a worm
GirlKisser
lol yhea
GirlKisser
he left its his bedtime
mal♡
BEDTIME
United Kingdom UK
We all know the real reason he left lol
Cosmo idk
it's like 9:21 there now
Cosmo idk
maybe 10:21
mal♡
BEDDDDTIME
Cosmo idk
EMITDEB
GirlKisser
..
GirlKisser
ima make french toast
Cosmo idk
as i said
Cosmo idk
eggs cinnamon milk bread
Cosmo idk
and like a drop of vanilla extract
GirlKisser
ikik
GirlKisser
we have no vinallia extract
GirlKisser
so i use syrup
mal♡
dont forget the gecko juice
mal♡
adds extra flavor
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
that'll ruin it
GirlKisser
cosmo
Cosmo idk
and don't listen to mal
Cosmo idk
hm?
GirlKisser
thats how i always make it
GirlKisser
it donset get ruined
Cosmo idk
mk then
mal♡
excuse me
Cosmo idk
ig
mal♡
youre clearly not a french toast genius
United Kingdom UK
Lemme milk a gecko
mal♡
syrup in french toast is good
United Kingdom UK
Brn
mal♡
thats how mi mami makes it
Cosmo idk
i never tried it that way
United Kingdom UK
Whys my mind moving to the rocks famous french toast 😭😭
mal♡
then how you know itd ruin it 😭
Cosmo idk
usually my dad does something very different when he makes french toast and basially makes it a french toast omelet
mal♡
....wtf
Cosmo idk
uh idk
Cosmo idk
it's like rlly rlly good
United Kingdom UK
Judge a book by its cover
mal♡
yes do it
United Kingdom UK
But this phrase doesnt work for cosmo because hes a book nerd and would read any book no matter the cover
Cosmo idk
i'll book your cover by its judge
mal♡
that’s gay
mal♡
that’s not how it works
Cosmo idk
it does now
mal♡
not anymore
United Kingdom UK
Cover the judge with the book
Cosmo idk
MOD ABUSE
mal♡
says you
mal♡
hypocrite
Cosmo idk
bitch
mal♡
wait guys there’s this one girl i follow on instagram
Cosmo idk
hm?
United Kingdom UK
Wow cosmo, when did you become so gay?
mal♡
i met her on a college tour and she randomly followed me one day
Cosmo idk
never
mal♡
and on her note she keeps writing things
mal♡
and it’s like a whole plot and it’s insane
Cosmo idk
huh
United Kingdom UK
You were born gay?
mal♡
me and my friend tryna figure out what’s happening
mal♡
cus the first one was “he’s the loml”
United Kingdom UK
Cartoon villain ahh
mal♡
then the next was “idk man”
mal♡
and then “i js wanna make a difference”
mal♡
and then it was a song
mal♡
crushing by sombr
GirlKisser
im making food
Cosmo idk
nope
GirlKisser
my sister js got home kms
mal♡
and then she said “less than 2 weeks”
mal♡
and then “i want this day to be over” (at 8 am btw”
United Kingdom UK
Got "home" but she lives in a basememt
mal♡
i’m so invested in the plot
United Kingdom UK
Damn
United Kingdom UK
mal♡
frfr
United Kingdom UK
Were nearing 1000 btw
GirlKisser
im back
mal♡
i have a cherry float coke
United Kingdom UK
Sup
United Kingdom UK
Yum
Cosmo idk
hi back im cosmo
mal♡
..
GirlKisser
bruh
mal♡
guys idk what to wear to work
mal♡
wait nvm yes i do
Cosmo idk
uh nice
United Kingdom UK
What you wearin
mal♡
flared jeans and a light orange top
GirlKisser
her bf
mal♡
I WISH
United Kingdom UK
Ooo
mal♡
guys i painted yesterday but only had shitty green paint and it lowkey ruined it cus it didnt go on smoothly n i dont even wanna finish the painting anymore
mal♡
but it was going so well
mal♡
i js had to finish blending the sky and water and do a few more coats on the flowers
mal♡
ughhhh
mal♡
and blend the clouds
GirlKisser
noo :<
mal♡
the sky looked so good tho
mal♡
maybe if i mix my good paints and get some good greens i can fix it
mal♡
i have a lotta blues
mal♡
so i can make some different shades of green
Cosmo idk
nice
United Kingdom UK
I believe in you
mal♡
ty king
United Kingdom UK
Anytime
Cosmo idk
girl the only king you got is jomoki king
mal♡
i been calling uk king since like july
United Kingdom UK
True
mal♡
i call jomoki other things
United Kingdom UK
Yk what time it is?
Cosmo idk
like daddy?
Cosmo idk
sad
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
GirlKisser
rtgb
Cosmo idk
f
Cosmo idk
f
GirlKisser
rtgb
mal♡
ew no
Cosmo idk
asdf
Cosmo idk
as
Cosmo idk
as
GirlKisser
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GirlKisser
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
hsr
Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
h
Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
h
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
as
GirlKisser
strh
mal♡
ds
United Kingdom UK
I was gonna say that
GirlKisser
sr
Cosmo idk
df
mal♡
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GirlKisser
sr
Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
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mal♡
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
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Cosmo idk
asdf
GirlKisser
h
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
asdf
GirlKisser
h
mal♡
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United Kingdom UK
Uguv
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
h
Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
h
mal♡
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GirlKisser
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Cosmo idk
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United Kingdom UK
Gy
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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GirlKisser
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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United Kingdom UK
Cu
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
sr
mal♡
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Cosmo idk
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mal♡
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GirlKisser
sr
United Kingdom UK
Yc
mal♡
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GirlKisser
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