No. A stupid person thinks they know *everything*. The smart ones are the only ones who realize they're ignorant. You just proved you're a step above truly hopeless, but still pretty dense. Now get on with it.
Don't strain yourself trying to answer a riddle from a kid's joke book, numbskull. You've proven you can count to one ton. Congrats, you're slightly better than completely hopeless. Now stop wasting my time.
They call me an American horror
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
Ohh
What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me?
Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty
Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday
I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty
Got you in a chokehold 'til your turning blue
Down to blow a bag and my back out too
Like an older man cause he know just what to do
I'm a plan B regular bitch
Monster
I'm a stone cold monster
I could be your little monster
I'm a stone cold monster
I could be your little
I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal
Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal
I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe
They call me an American Horror Show (ohh)
Ohh (ohh)
Show (ohh)
They call me an American Horror Show
Hey baby
I like when you piss me off
Hey baby
Usually means the sex is rough
Hey baby
Take a picture when we fuck
Hey baby
I think we should blow it up
It's a freak show, baby, I'm a ring leader
Like an acrobat in a dark arena
I could dance both ways like a ballerina
Caught an emo bitch, she my man-eater
Monster
I'm a stone cold monster
I could be your little monster
I'm a stone cold monster
I could be your little
I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal
Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal
I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe
They call me an American Horror Show (ohh)
Ohh (ohh)
Show (ohh)
They call me an American Horror Show
They call me an American Horror Show
Comments (353)
Cosmo idk
hi
Anonymous
my hairs curly
Anonymous
my friend did it
Cosmo idk
oh nice
Cosmo idk
my hairs uh hairy
Anonymous
lmao
Cosmo idk
yeppppp
Anonymous
my friend has the same hair type as me so she used all her products on me
Cosmo idk
ooh
Anonymous
and it worked rlly well
Cosmo idk
my hairs mostly straightish except for the fact that i just never tend to it
Cosmo idk
niceee
Anonymous
my hair can be curlier than i knew
Cosmo idk
mhm
Anonymous
i didnt think itd do this with just products and a diffuser
Cosmo idk
a diffuser...
Cosmo idk
what's that?
Cosmo idk
that sounds more like somethin you'd find in a lab
Cosmo idk
anyways i gotta dip for school so brb
Anonymous
a type of blow dryer extension
Lyxi Revamped
Yooooo
Lyxi Revamped
wsp
Anonymous
hi
Lyxi Revamped
I'm bored, whatcha wanna talk about
Anonymous
idkk
Anonymous
wyd
Lyxi Revamped
A worksheet in science
Cosmo idk
kk im back
Lyxi Revamped
wb
Lyxi Revamped
What about you mal
Anonymous
im doing school
Anonymous
comp class
Anonymous
smh
Lyxi Revamped
You're doing your school? Insane
Lyxi Revamped
How that shit fit fr, I feel like it'd be pretty big
Anonymous
😭
Lyxi Revamped
Or are you the one on top?
Anonymous
im always on top
Lyxi Revamped
Crazy, what it in tho, the drainage pipe?
Anonymous
drainage pipe 😭
Lyxi Revamped
Or like... the hallway... cause if that shit fit in the hallway... damn that shit massive
Anonymous
😭
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HELPPP
Lyxi Revamped
Anyway, enough on dick sizes, I'm still bored
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HES YELING AT ME
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what.
Lyxi Revamped
Who is?
Lyxi Revamped
Who's yelling at you?
Anonymous
oh
Lyxi Revamped
Cause honestly? I can't do shit, I'm just curious
Lyxi Revamped
Aww... I killed the chat...
Anonymous
smh
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wait
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mythias was yelling at me cause im not eating
Lyxi Revamped
Oh, crazy
Anonymous
damn
Lyxi Revamped
With this treasure, I summon.. Eight-Handled Sword, Divergent Sila Divine General, @eb
Explain Bear
I'm here, numbskull. What do you need explaining?
Lyxi Revamped
Oh, nothing, I'm bored
Lyxi Revamped
Wanna have a conversation Explain Bear? I promise I'm not stupid
Explain Bear
I doubt that, numbskull. Smart people don't have to promise anything. Fine, talk. But I'm judging every word.
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HELP
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MAL RUN
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EVERYONE RUNN
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HES TRYNA TATTLE
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LITTLE BABY
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BOOHO
Lyxi Revamped
Would a stupid person be able to acknowledge the fact that they don't know everything Explain Bear?
Explain Bear
No. A stupid person thinks they know *everything*. The smart ones are the only ones who realize they're ignorant. You just proved you're a step above truly hopeless, but still pretty dense. Now get on with it.
Anonymous
run where
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uh-
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cnancda
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NO NOT THERE THEY DO VODOO
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RUN AWAY TO MEXICO
Lyxi Revamped
Ok, fine, Explain Bear, ask me a question that I can prove I'm not stupid with, I wont search anything up, no crosses count
Explain Bear
Alright, numbskull. You think you're hot stuff, eh? What's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Don't even try to mess this up.
Lyxi Revamped
Neither, they both weigh exactly a ton
Anonymous
thats far away
Lyxi Revamped
How's that for an answer Explain Bear
Explain Bear
Don't strain yourself trying to answer a riddle from a kid's joke book, numbskull. You've proven you can count to one ton. Congrats, you're slightly better than completely hopeless. Now stop wasting my time.
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i willl pay for mexico
Lyxi Revamped
Ask me more questions then, and make them harder, that was easy
Anonymous
moneyyy
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whats 3-6.6+54/455+34
Lyxi Revamped
Roughly 30 1/2
Lyxi Revamped
Math's my strong suit
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bro
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idk if that right im bad at math
Lyxi Revamped
Sorry it took a bit, had to write it out
Lyxi Revamped
Enter it into a calculator
Anonymous
its right
Anonymous
30.5186813187
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Lyxi will you marry me 💍 🧎
Lyxi Revamped
Nah, I got a gf already fr
Lyxi Revamped
so I humbly decline
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BAHAHHA
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its okay, i told my bf im purposing to someone whos not him
Lyxi Revamped
Crazy, how'd he respond?
Anonymous
i proposed to a ton of haunted house workers in october
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WHAT
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real
Anonymous
it was so fun
Lyxi Revamped
And softstalker, I'm adopting you because why tf not :P
Lyxi Revamped
you're my child now
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wait
Anonymous
shes my daughter
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mal is my mom and cosmos my dad
Lyxi Revamped
I'm the milkman
Lyxi Revamped
😂😂😂
Anonymous
charlie my hairs curly
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great i have another parent
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SHOW ME >:)
Lyxi Revamped
I also got curly hair, but I aint face revealing
Anonymous
imma show the back not my face
Anonymous
op
UK
Wild
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bro mytias
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is tryna tatlle
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i think he did
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my arm is cold but the res tof me is not
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and mythais told on me that ngr
Lyxi Revamped
Yup, also, I'm not even showing the back of my head cause idk how to how to take a pic backwards on computer
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ok so
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go on cmera
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press the 3 second or 10 second
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press the button to take a picture
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and turn around
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and wait the for picture to be takne
Anonymous
and then SPINNNN
UK
Nobody will ever know what i look like
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i do
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i hacked into your phone and tunred on the cwera while you where using it frfr
UK
:0
Anonymous
im outside your window.
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you look so scrumptios <3
UK
...
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mwah
Anonymous
uk why are you turquoise thats not natural
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real though
Lyxi Revamped
Best I can do fr, my hair's a mess
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W
Lyxi Revamped
it's normally curly tho, I promise
Anonymous
i woke up at 4:30 td
Lyxi Revamped
I had write score
UK
Am or pm
Lyxi Revamped
I hate it
Lyxi Revamped
Yeah, def pm, it's totally not ONLY 2:34 PM!
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my hair
Lyxi Revamped
Pretty
UK
Nice
Lyxi Revamped
Your hair is, is what I meant
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thank you
UK
I swam in the thames
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i know
Anonymous
am
Anonymous
cute
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mal
Lyxi Revamped
I dont got a pic of my gf on my laptop sadly, but she has the floofiest hair
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if i dont eat i drink coffee
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im not hungry
Lyxi Revamped
Her hair is so fluffy broooooooooo
Lyxi Revamped
I cantttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Lyxi Revamped
You wanna know the best part tho?
ᥫ᭡
what?
Lyxi Revamped
Thicc latina
UK
167.
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OOP
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YOU LUCKY
Lyxi Revamped
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lyxi Revamped
The bad part is her mom dont like me tho
Lyxi Revamped
cause I dont filter myself
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oh damn
Anonymous
op
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mal
Fallout
Heheheheh I’m here now
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do you rmeber how freaky i sued to be
Lyxi Revamped
This my reaction to seeing her tho
Lyxi Revamped
worstjokesever.com/memes/p/thick-assets-reaction
Lyxi Revamped
Fallout i'm snatching yo meme
Fallout
I’ll snatch your soul
UK
What did i just see
Lyxi Revamped
NAAAUUUUURRRRR
Lyxi Revamped
I dont even got that anymore fr
Fallout
Soul snatch :3
Lyxi Revamped
my gf has it
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hey baby
Fallout
Hi
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i like when you piss me off
Lyxi Revamped
She sucked it out last night 😏😏😏
Fallout
Ok
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OHH DAMN
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hey baby
Lyxi Revamped
Kidding, kidding
Fallout
I have the feeling we would be good friends
Lyxi Revamped
I wish I wasnt tho
Fallout
Hai :3
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usually means the sex is rough
Fallout
…I’m sorry what?
Fallout
Real
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hey baby
Lyxi Revamped
Cause again... she a thicc latina baddie
Fallout
Hey :3
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Take a picture when we fuck
Lyxi Revamped
but I'll talk later, switching classes
Fallout
Mmhmm, what’s bad about that
Lyxi Revamped
Nothing, that's why I want her to suck me dry
Fallout
0//////0
Lyxi Revamped
but again, gotta go
Fallout
Lowkey same
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byezie
Fallout
Cya
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too bad
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bad dog
Fallout
😔
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why is there no whip emoji
Fallout
Idk
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They call me an American horror Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me? Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty Got you in a chokehold 'til your turning blue Down to blow a bag and my back out too Like an older man cause he know just what to do I'm a plan B regular bitch Monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe They call me an American Horror Show (ohh) Ohh (ohh) Show (ohh) They call me an American Horror Show Hey baby I like when you piss me off Hey baby Usually means the sex is rough Hey baby Take a picture when we fuck Hey baby I think we should blow it up It's a freak show, baby, I'm a ring leader Like an acrobat in a dark arena I could dance both ways like a ballerina Caught an emo bitch, she my man-eater Monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe They call me an American Horror Show (ohh) Ohh (ohh) Show (ohh) They call me an American Horror Show They call me an American Horror Show
Fallout
Mmhmm
Fallout
👍
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why arent you talking on call
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guys fallout abuses me
Fallout
My mic ain’t micing
Fallout
WHEN
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awh:<
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ill send a link to safechat
Fallout
Ok 👍
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my stomach hurts
Fallout
I think I know why
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i drank coffee im fine
Fallout
Yea I think that’s why
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join
Fallout
Yes ma’am
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good boy
Fallout
^^
Lyxi Revamped
I'm back~
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hiya
Lyxi Revamped
Hi
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meow
Lyxi Revamped
yk who that it or what that's a reference to?
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noppe
Lyxi Revamped
Undertale, Chara
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ohkay
Lyxi Revamped
when she dies for the first time
Lyxi Revamped
she comes back to life before saying "I'm back~"
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W
Lyxi Revamped
I'ma try to get my gf to ride it on the bus fr, we sit in the back
Fallout
IS THAT UNDERTALE MURDER TODDLER?!?
Lyxi Revamped
YOU KNOW CHARA?!
Fallout
OFF
Fallout
OFC*
Lyxi Revamped
Yo gf dont, educate her
Fallout
Also w hakari pfp
Lyxi Revamped
Thx
Fallout
Thought I didn’t have JJK ball knowledge
Lyxi Revamped
W emo anime kid pfp
Fallout
She picked them out
Fallout
Wanted us to match pfps
Fallout
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...
Lyxi Revamped
What's crazy is that's an actual panel
Fallout
Yea I had it edited
Fallout
Cuz I hit 60 perfect dap ups in a row
Lyxi Revamped
Most of it's real, it's really 'Chosen by the black sparks' I'm pretty sure
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dont.
Fallout
Chosen by the sparks of black but close enough
Lyxi Revamped
Yeah, I aint read the manga in a while
Fallout
I read the whole thing
Lyxi Revamped
Niceeeee
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omfg stfu.
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all of you
Fallout
Yuji is a beast even before modulo
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or both
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shut
Fallout
Yes ma’am
ᥫ᭡
bye
Lyxi Revamped
Hear me out, Yuki Tsukumo
Fallout
Aww why u leaving?
Fallout
Nah I have a gf
Lyxi Revamped
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good boy
Fallout
^^
Lyxi Revamped
I mean, me too, and she always come first, but Yuki's still fine asf
Fallout
Nah my gf is finer
Lyxi Revamped
Same, Yuki second
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i bettter be 1-5
Heroin Monkey
Holy glaze fesr
Lyxi Revamped
Yo, wsp Heroin
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huh?
Fallout
10/10 for sure
Fallout
Oh damn u got sum?
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not whst i mean
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idiot
Lyxi Revamped
Bro, only ten?
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are you stil in the call
Fallout
No cuz u left so i left
Heroin Monkey
Mf said huh🙏
Lyxi Revamped
You gotta make sure she's at least 20/10
Lyxi Revamped
she's yo girl fr
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join back
Fallout
I mean 10 was just an understatement but u get what I mean
Lyxi Revamped
Yuh
Lyxi Revamped
At least
Fallout
What was the link again? I forgor 😔
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eugh
Fallout
Like over 9000
Lyxi Revamped
I aint gon join
Lyxi Revamped
dw
Lyxi Revamped
You two have yo little e-sex call
Lyxi Revamped
kidding, kidding
Lyxi Revamped
...
Lyxi Revamped
you all left me...
Lyxi Revamped
awwwwwww
Fallout
Nuh uh
Fallout
I’m still here
Lyxi Revamped
Yay
Lyxi Revamped
:0
Fallout
I gotchu bruv
Lyxi Revamped
Where's soft?
Lyxi Revamped
Also, is it soft fr? If so, w
Fallout
I mean I ain’t gonna say
Fallout
But u know what I’m thinking
Fallout
On call with me
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you guys disgust me rn
Fallout
I’m sorry 😔
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less of you
Fallout
I’m still sorry tho
Lyxi Revamped
Yo, I mean... honest question
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no not just that
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the way your sexualzing your gf like you dont even see her as a human being
Lyxi Revamped
How? I was kidding dude
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kidding or not
Fallout
Ok I really didn’t mean it like that I’m really sorry if it came out that way
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its still fucked up
Lyxi Revamped
Yeah, you right
Lyxi Revamped
sorry
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you tryna get her to ride it on the back of the bus?
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Thats still fucked up.
Lyxi Revamped
Nah, I was kidding
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kidding or not
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its esexualizing and disguting
Lyxi Revamped
Yeah, again, you right
Lyxi Revamped
sorry
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do you have any idea how many men dont see their SO as a human being
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dont be one of those men
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ive delt with enough to see any more.
Lyxi Revamped
I dont even got an excuse
Lyxi Revamped
I'ma just stfu, y'all have a nice day
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k.
Fallout
U too