Hi friends.

hi

my hairs curly

my friend did it

oh nice

my hairs uh hairy

lmao

yeppppp

my friend has the same hair type as me so she used all her products on me

ooh

and it worked rlly well

my hairs mostly straightish except for the fact that i just never tend to it

niceee

my hair can be curlier than i knew

mhm

i didnt think itd do this with just products and a diffuser

a diffuser...

what's that?

that sounds more like somethin you'd find in a lab

anyways i gotta dip for school so brb

a type of blow dryer extension

Yooooo

wsp

hi

I'm bored, whatcha wanna talk about

idkk

wyd

A worksheet in science

kk im back

wb

What about you mal

im doing school

comp class

smh

You're doing your school? Insane

How that shit fit fr, I feel like it'd be pretty big

😭

Or are you the one on top?

im always on top

Crazy, what it in tho, the drainage pipe?

drainage pipe 😭

Or like... the hallway... cause if that shit fit in the hallway... damn that shit massive

😭

HELPPP

Anyway, enough on dick sizes, I'm still bored

HES YELING AT ME

what.

Who is?

Who's yelling at you?

oh

Cause honestly? I can't do shit, I'm just curious

Aww... I killed the chat...

smh

wait

mythias was yelling at me cause im not eating

Oh, crazy

damn

Oh, nothing, I'm bored

HELP

MAL RUN

EVERYONE RUNN

HES TRYNA TATTLE

LITTLE BABY

BOOHO

run where

uh-

cnancda

NO NOT THERE THEY DO VODOO

RUN AWAY TO MEXICO

Neither, they both weigh exactly a ton

thats far away

i willl pay for mexico

Ask me more questions then, and make them harder, that was easy

moneyyy

whats 3-6.6+54/455+34

Roughly 30 1/2

Math's my strong suit

bro

idk if that right im bad at math

Sorry it took a bit, had to write it out

Enter it into a calculator

its right

30.5186813187

Lyxi will you marry me 💍 🧎

Nah, I got a gf already fr

so I humbly decline

BAHAHHA

its okay, i told my bf im purposing to someone whos not him

Crazy, how'd he respond?

i proposed to a ton of haunted house workers in october

WHAT

real

it was so fun

And softstalker, I'm adopting you because why tf not :P

you're my child now

wait

shes my daughter

mal is my mom and cosmos my dad

I'm the milkman

😂😂😂

charlie my hairs curly

great i have another parent

SHOW ME >:)

I also got curly hair, but I aint face revealing

imma show the back not my face

op

Wild

bro mytias

is tryna tatlle

i think he did

my arm is cold but the res tof me is not

and mythais told on me that ngr

Yup, also, I'm not even showing the back of my head cause idk how to how to take a pic backwards on computer

ok so

go on cmera

press the 3 second or 10 second

press the button to take a picture

and turn around

and wait the for picture to be takne

and then SPINNNN

Nobody will ever know what i look like

i do

i hacked into your phone and tunred on the cwera while you where using it frfr

:0

im outside your window.

you look so scrumptios <3

...

mwah

uk why are you turquoise thats not natural

real though

Best I can do fr, my hair's a mess

W

it's normally curly tho, I promise

i woke up at 4:30 td

I had write score

Am or pm

I hate it

Yeah, def pm, it's totally not ONLY 2:34 PM!

my hair

Pretty

Nice

Your hair is, is what I meant

thank you

I swam in the thames

i know

am

cute

mal

I dont got a pic of my gf on my laptop sadly, but she has the floofiest hair

if i dont eat i drink coffee

im not hungry

Her hair is so fluffy broooooooooo

I cantttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

You wanna know the best part tho?

what?

Thicc latina

167.

OOP

YOU LUCKY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The bad part is her mom dont like me tho

cause I dont filter myself

oh damn

op

mal

Heheheheh I’m here now

do you rmeber how freaky i sued to be

This my reaction to seeing her tho

worstjokesever.com/memes/p/thick-assets-reaction

What did i just see

NAAAUUUUURRRRR

I dont even got that anymore fr

Soul snatch :3

my gf has it

She sucked it out last night 😏😏😏

Ok

OHH DAMN

hey baby

Kidding, kidding

I have the feeling we would be good friends

I wish I wasnt tho

Real

hey baby

Cause again... she a thicc latina baddie

but I'll talk later, switching classes

Mmhmm, what’s bad about that

Nothing, that's why I want her to suck me dry

0//////0

but again, gotta go

Lowkey same

byezie

Cya

too bad

bad dog

😔

why is there no whip emoji

Idk

They call me an American horror Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh What I gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me? Tie me up and hold me down and get a little dirty Haven't tasted boujee spit since homie hit on Thursday I'll be there in 30 'cause a bitch is getting thirsty Got you in a chokehold 'til your turning blue Down to blow a bag and my back out too Like an older man cause he know just what to do I'm a plan B regular bitch Monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe They call me an American Horror Show (ohh) Ohh (ohh) Show (ohh) They call me an American Horror Show Hey baby I like when you piss me off Hey baby Usually means the sex is rough Hey baby Take a picture when we fuck Hey baby I think we should blow it up It's a freak show, baby, I'm a ring leader Like an acrobat in a dark arena I could dance both ways like a ballerina Caught an emo bitch, she my man-eater Monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little monster I'm a stone cold monster I could be your little I kiss freaks that treat me like an animal Fuck on me and eat me like a cannibal I'm miss fish, that Rocky Horror Picture hoe They call me an American Horror Show (ohh) Ohh (ohh) Show (ohh) They call me an American Horror Show They call me an American Horror Show

Mmhmm

👍

why arent you talking on call

guys fallout abuses me

My mic ain’t micing

WHEN

awh:<

i drank coffee im fine

Yea I think that’s why

join

Yes ma’am

good boy

^^

I'm back~

hiya

Hi

meow

yk who that it or what that's a reference to?

noppe

Undertale, Chara

ohkay

when she dies for the first time

she comes back to life before saying "I'm back~"

W

I'ma try to get my gf to ride it on the bus fr, we sit in the back

IS THAT UNDERTALE MURDER TODDLER?!?

OFC*

Yo gf dont, educate her

Also w hakari pfp

Thx

Thought I didn’t have JJK ball knowledge

W emo anime kid pfp

She picked them out

Wanted us to match pfps

...

Cuz I hit 60 perfect dap ups in a row

Most of it's real, it's really 'Chosen by the black sparks' I'm pretty sure

dont.

Chosen by the sparks of black but close enough

Yeah, I aint read the manga in a while

I read the whole thing

Niceeeee

omfg stfu.

all of you

Yuji is a beast even before modulo

or both

bye

Hear me out, Yuki Tsukumo

Aww why u leaving?

Nah I have a gf

Same, Yuki second

i bettter be 1-5

Holy glaze fesr

Yo, wsp Heroin

huh?

10/10 for sure

Oh damn u got sum?

not whst i mean

idiot

Bro, only ten?

are you stil in the call

No cuz u left so i left

Mf said huh🙏

You gotta make sure she's at least 20/10

she's yo girl fr

join back

I mean 10 was just an understatement but u get what I mean

Yuh

At least

What was the link again? I forgor 😔

eugh

Like over 9000

I aint gon join

dw

You two have yo little e-sex call

kidding, kidding

...

you all left me...

awwwwwww

Nuh uh

I’m still here

Yay

:0

I gotchu bruv

Where's soft?

But u know what I’m thinking

On call with me

Yo, I mean... honest question

no not just that

the way your sexualzing your gf like you dont even see her as a human being

How? I was kidding dude

kidding or not

Ok I really didn’t mean it like that I’m really sorry if it came out that way

its still fucked up

Yeah, you right

sorry

you tryna get her to ride it on the back of the bus?

Thats still fucked up.

Nah, I was kidding

kidding or not

its esexualizing and disguting

Yeah, again, you right

sorry

do you have any idea how many men dont see their SO as a human being

dont be one of those men

ive delt with enough to see any more.

I dont even got an excuse

I'ma just stfu, y'all have a nice day

k.

U too