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wait wait uk

would it be possible to talk like on a google doc or sum cus i got shit to drop

but dont wanna do it here rlly

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someones on it is it you

ohhh wait i accidentally had you as a viewer

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im trying to stay hea longer

this fucking like 12 yr old wont leave me alone

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no worriesss

should i ask my brother to buy me some chips

K!ttyy

should i ask my brother to buy me some chips

yes chips are yummy

js chillin wbu

i look back at how i used to talk on here and physically cringe its so bad

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United Kingdom UK

Smoking calms your nerves

yup..

so ima get rlly high

so high i js pass otttttttt

dont do thatt

United Kingdom UK

Passing out doesnt calm your nerves

sleep dose?

i prolly wont i cant find my weed.

lmao im retarded

i am a goat baaaahhhh

feed me cardboardd

my unicorn pfp js makes it funnier

every time i hit this

it makes me wanna throw up

i think this weed is bad

United Kingdom UK

No you didnt its uhhhh the extra unhealthy version

i think this was valid

K!ttyy

i think this weed is bad

...

im alr outside

I will use ur full name

Don't use it go back inside rn

i wanna get high

It's bad

Ok now go inside and get rid of it completely

but i wont trhow it away

Get rid of it

cause i might get caught

Fine but don't use it

anna watch a horror movie?

Under no circumstances

K!ttyy

anna watch a horror movie?

Sue

Wsp girll

Breek

Sue

yayayay!

Breek

Wsp girll

nothing muchhhhh hruuuuu gf

wait till this episode ever

mal♡

nothing muchhhhh hruuuuu gf

yall so gay

LMAO THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

I'm doing amazing girl

K!ttyy

yall so gay

i’m not gay i’m js being a girl

K!ttyy

yall so gay

So what

Breek

I'm doing amazing girl

omg that’s so amazinggggggg

You judging us

mal♡

omg that’s so amazinggggggg

Ikrrrrr

United Kingdom UK

^^

*goat

Breek

Ikrrrrr

like so yayyyyyyy

Tch girl I've missed you

i feel like ima throw up

Breek

Tch girl I've missed you

omggggggg i missed you too bbgggggg

i think the weed has littearly gone bad

Yaasssssss

K!ttyy

i think the weed has littearly gone bad

Come on may

Don't use it again

K!ttyy

i think the weed has littearly gone bad

don’t do weed and you won’t risk doing bad weed

mal♡

don’t do weed and you won’t risk doing bad weed

Fr

Breek

Yaasssssss

I mean it's true

the timing of the yasss 😭😭😭😭

i laughed and now i have a heaache

noooo i’m sorryyyy

K!ttyy

i laughed and now i have a heaache

Awe poor kitty cat

How bad is it

scale from 1-10

i want food.

but i feel fat

Is there anything you can eat?

fuck i js spilled rubbing alcohol everywhere

ima make oatmeal

mal♡

fuck i js spilled rubbing alcohol everywhere

nooooooooooooo!

im making oatmean homeade

Bad pic but kitty

bro my piercings are so annoying

Yeah I can see that

Breek

Bad pic but kitty

AHHHHHHHH

May yes please

mal♡

bro my piercings are so annoying

i have none

Breek

May yes please

oki

im guessing to question i asekd

Too lazy to switch

K!ttyy

i have none

i have 3 in each ear

mal♡

i have 3 in each ear

ouch

So Mal how was the screamo something

best night i’ve had in a really long time

That's good

You get scared at all

not by the workers cus i kept making jokes to try to get them to break character

but my friend kept scaring me without even trying lmao

hed try to warn me abt smth and i’d jump 😭😭

i love october

it’s the best month

pakrer is yapping right now

The baby eepy

lmao d1 yapper f

United Kingdom UK

December*

no

lookit this sick pic i took

it’s so cool

United Kingdom UK

You took that?

yes

mal♡

lookit this sick pic i took

yummy

parker said not to watch the selnderman movie

cause ill like it too much

Too much

Like she loves slender

slenderman is hotter than kris's hands

Breek

Like she loves slender

girlllllll that’s like totally interesting

slendeman is so hot

slendeman is so hot

mal♡

girlllllll that’s like totally interesting

Yassss queeenn

frrrrr sistah

my brothers tackling me

PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOIVE PARKER

mal♡

my brothers tackling me

I'm being eaten

Breek

Period

i think he’s on his period

K!ttyy

NOT MAL

but i’m cool

Breek

I'm being eaten

oh???

Child eat me face now I covered in saliva

Child tried to eat my chin

United Kingdom UK
Image

ive said much worse

oh so my 4 year old sister js called me icky and ugly that’s cute

mal♡

oh so my 4 year old sister js called me icky and ugly that’s cute

oh noo

That sucks girll

Breek

That sucks girll

movie.

Breek

That sucks girll

fr sister

mal♡

oh so my 4 year old sister js called me icky and ugly that’s cute

Why

Being assaulted rn

Breek

Being assaulted rn

that’s like so uncool

Mhm girl like getting gunk under your nails

yessss girl just like that omg

that’s on period

(this is extremely entertaining)

(Mhm mhm)

Breek

Yassss

frfrfrrrrrrrr queen

Breek

Yassss

MOVIE

IM TRYNA WATCH A MOVIE

AND HES PAYING NO ATTENITON

that’s so off period

CYASE YALL YAPPING

i’m js super cool

K!ttyy

WIHT PARKER

But she like my long lost sister

Gotta catch up w ma girll

Exactlyyy

Breek

But she like my long lost sister

wow..

im everyone’s sister on wje ig

Ur not lost

i’m uks adopted sister too

i’m the official wje sister

bro caesar salad is so tight

Eh never had it

Don't like all the stuff being separate

my mom gets a yummy packaged caesar salad

it’s so yum

yo what movie you watching gf

Slenderman

Watchung up to gf

Breek

Slenderman

Idk the exact one

i’m eating dinner wooooo

Breek

Idk the exact one

lmao real

mal♡

i’m eating dinner wooooo

Nice

I have a sub for dinner but I'll eat it later the child will take it if I try rn

my mom made chicken and rice that’s coated in cheese and i like to drench it in hot sauce

mal♡

my mom made chicken and rice that’s coated in cheese and i like to drench it in hot sauce

I love rice n chicken

it’s so yummy

bro half my salad wasn’t saucy enough and the rest is too saucy

mi mami did not mix it well

Ur like amazing

mal♡

my mom made chicken and rice that’s coated in cheese and i like to drench it in hot sauce

i love hot sauce

mal♡

mi mami did not mix it well

Ahh

Breek

Ur like amazing

SHES MINE BACK OFF

i will fight you

Breek

Ur like amazing

tyty gf

Girl fight me

fight fight fight fight

Breek

Girl fight me

yk i will

wow i’m js so cool

yes ma'am you are

mal♡

wow i’m js so cool

Yk it queennn

frrrrrr sistahhhh

Yaaassssss

yesssssssssss queennnnnnn

hru doingggggg sissssss

I'm amazingggggg now that you're here girrrlllll

omgggggg stawp it bbggggg

Neeevvveeeerrrrrrr girll

Ur too awesome to stop girll

Breek

Ur too awesome to stop girll

omgggggggggggggg

guys its time to take off my halloween nails 😔

United Kingdom UK

Im backy back backington

hey king

Ig I'm leaving too. Bye bye girlllll

mal♡

guys its time to take off my halloween nails 😔

Sad

Breek

Ig I'm leaving too. Bye bye girlllll

naurrrrrrr cya sisterrrrrrr

Byyyeeee queeeennnn

Breek

Byyyeeee queeeennnn

byeeeeeeeeee gfffff

United Kingdom UK

Im good

niceeee wyd

tryna decide if i actually have the energy to do my nails rn

im leaning towards no

im so tired after last nigh

i was like out and about til like 12:45 last night and didnt fall asleep til like 3:30

mal♡
Image

The color of the image matching with the background looks weird

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ahuh ahuh ofc not

THE EDITING GOES CRAZY

Another New Blach

YAY

hey mookie

mal♡

hey mookie

Bro just went on doc and u were there and disappeared as I started typing

Another New Blach

Hru

im good hbu

Another New Blach

Tired af

real

Another New Blach

Aslo mb if I dip randomly

how DARE you

youre kinda far away

the scribble in the background js isnt even there

bro why is your background like

Another New Blach

Lmao

so sad

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bro uk lookit the differentce lmao

Another New Blach

Clipped bro

thats ok

Another New Blach

@eb what's ur thoughts on this?

12.

Another New Blach

Ohh God i genuinely broke him

Nah, you didn't break me. I'm just always right. What's not to get, dumbass?

United Kingdom UK

This is the color its surposed to be

lmaooo

United Kingdom UK

This is the color its surposed to be

But it ended up looking ugly asf

Explain Bear

Nah, you didn't break me. I'm just always right. What's not to get, dumbass?

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

United Kingdom UK

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

I literally just explained it, dumbass. What's not clicking?

Another New Blach

Dyslexic ppl on their way to school up a shoot:

lmaooo 10/10 cus you made it

(chat is this rizz)

Another New Blach

Rate my joke

I bet people worship me for not having a god complex

Another New Blach

I bet people worship me for not having a god complex

lmaoooo

Another New Blach

Deadass tho thoughts?

its funny i like it

Another New Blach

Lol

rate my rizz bro

United Kingdom UK

From the hallow of the ween

you weenie

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unitedweenie

chat rate my pizza

my head hurts

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dont say it mak

conceal dont feel

i was gonna say sum

bruh no no no

i was gonna say ill give you a knife and then i was gonna be dirty and then i combined them and its js weird and not even funny 😭

fuck imma say it anyway idc

Comment deleted by mal♡
mal♡

i was gonna say ill give you a knife and then i was gonna be dirty and then i combined them and its js weird and not even funny 😭

Bro it's me it's funny af

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United Kingdom UK

Im eating candy

can i have some

youll hafta get over here first

mail it to me

would you give me some if i lived next door

Another New Blach

Phantom Pain?

come to the us and you can have candy

dont you love me

cus youre my brother

mal♡

would you give me some if i lived next door

Nah, I'd give you some if we were living together

mal♡

come to the us and you can have candy

Bro yk candy is a term for pussy dumbass

Another New Blach

Nah, I'd give you some if we were living together

come move in them

Another New Blach

Bro yk candy is a term for pussy dumbass

yes ik

mal♡

yes ik

but its in the us rn

United Kingdom UK

So...🤑🤑🤑

rude

mal♡

but its in the us rn

so like if you want in on it you better catch the next plane

United Kingdom UK

Lmao

rudie tudie

Another New Blach

Nah, I'd give you some if we were living together

^^

mal♡

come move in them

^^^^(meant to say then not them)

United Kingdom UK

Whats a tudie

you

no youre not

youre unitedweenie

i finished my movie

Another New Blach

Chat, I'm not Blach (gaslighting)

yeah youre mine (w rizz)

K!ttyy

i finished my movie

oooo

Another New Blach

Sup

im going to eat you.

mal♡

yeah youre mine (w rizz)

BRO THATS LEGIT HOW MY AND JASS STARTED DATING

United Kingdom UK

My nuts hang

unitedhangnut

Another New Blach

I'm into that shit

im into alot shit.

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parker says hi guys

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YES

K!ttyy

parker says hi guys

omg hi queen

mal♡

omg hi queen

he said hi girly pop

K!ttyy

he said hi girly pop

stop hes so funny i cant

mal♡

stop hes so funny i cant

girl he sounds

K!ttyy

girl he sounds

wanna join our call?

https://meet.zoho.com/mvdp-ipl-zvx

Another New Blach

Who's parker??

my "brother"

Another New Blach

I gotta instead app tho rq

joinn

bye bbggggggg

how you been

oh yea basically

its js hot girls and it said its not fair

thats real asf

save some prettiness for me

sorry got distracted

i just wanna lyk

i love you, lots (:

are yall still on call?

oki doki artichoki

uhm js watching yt (:

how do you do it?

Confessional Cockroach