Hey Jake!

can you unban my acc

worstjokesever.com/@s%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDc%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDo%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDo%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDt%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDe%CD%93%CD%93%CC%BD%CC%BDr%CD%93%CC%BD

Unfortunately us mods can’t currently unban accounts

so i am just ban

yup

When was the last time you were on that acc

2 day ago

Give it a day, if it’s not fixed by then I’ll have you email matt

ok

flaps

emily

jake

ded cat

Dead cat

IVANNN

madi

GO TO GC U ME AND AMY GOT A LOT TO DISCUSS.

ded cat

whos stalking

lmao

stop stalking

What is your obsession with randomly mentioning her bro

idk

😑

so...

Ew u got a crush on Madi?

no

back off

she mine fr

shes just fun to be with

You back off, she’s MINE

(and mess with)

sure buddy

HISS

ew

bad kitty

furry

Lmao

stop being a kitty

kitties die

Stop being a pussy

k bud wtv u say

🤷‍♀️

yeah, take ur own advice.

I’m telling her you have a lesbian crush on her and are trying to steal her from me

steal her em

steal her

NI

say whatever u want it wont change the fact that I was there when u werent

NO

SHES MINE

THAT WAS LIKE 2 WEEKS AND YOU WERE JUST MAKING THE SITUATUON WORSE

not according to Madi

WHY ARE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HOLDING THAT AGAINST ME

I was there for her yk as her bsf

totally unrelated, but do you believe in socialism?

I’ve still been there for her more than you ever could

say what u want but try harder to make it seem like u actually believe what u yap about

uh huh

Why do you insist on deeming everything I say a lie?

being jealous of one of her friends is wild

fym everything

(and yea u do lie a lot)

JAKE^^^^^

I feel like all you do when I say stuff is just accuse me of lying

“We weren’t esexing!”

But I don’t lie a lot

yes u were.

yeah, lying is a big red flag

They’re just accusations

true accusations

sure buddy whatever u want to think

STOP TRYING TO UNDERMINE MY RELATIONSHIP COSMO

SHE LIKES ME MORE THAN BOTH OF YOU SMH

is this it??

uhhh hey guys

where do i gaslight

Soup

who is my next victim

Yo quiero taco bell

chicken soup

Gaslight emily

I don’t like u AT ALL so yeah that one’s actually true

stop targeting her. what did she ever do to u

yo tambien

Dawg im talking about her, that doesn’t make sense contextually

Pipe down and stay mad

who's emily

You know she doesn’t like it when you act this way to me

virgo

hold on hold on I gotchu with the emphasis

*consextingually

because thats what u do with madi

IT IS NOT SEXTING AND IT IS NOT ALL I DO WITH HER

WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING EVERYONE SEES

not all?

she likes YOU more than both (me and cosmo) of us (she likes u more than both of us like u)

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ayo

No one said thats all u do

so u don't deny sexting

HUHH

wtf

THEYRE BEING MEAN TO ME

WHY

you started it

WE. DO. NOT. SEXT.

huh

keep playing the victim

h u h

right...

yes you do

totally believable

2 teenagers

Don’t make me bring up what you did with Wade

what else could they do

uhm

but u obviously lie to yourself and actually truly believe it

Weren’t you saying you were “basically dirty talking” with someone yesterday?

You can’t be talking

do it bring it up bc Madi wrote all of it so I’d hate to see what she says to u

that’s someone I’ve actually met irl and see every day

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

i agree

I can tho

i concur

u always talk about doing dirty things with madi

so...

wowy wowzers

don’t you dare bring up how u and madis relationship functions cause then ur basically baiting me to say smth on it

I’m done arguing with children, im going to go spend time with my girlfriend WHO I DO NOT SEXT WITH

slay

the fact that you have to deny it that many times-

ur a child.

you are a child and “spend time” is wild

yo, were just messing with u

this is definitely more interesting than shakespeare

yes

I wasn’t I’m serious asf abt what I say

no shush guys macbeth is playing

oh...

Hey guys

hi

hi

hi

Duolingo???

thats crazy

Wsg nate

yes

its one of the new kids from 2 days ago

wsg

just messing with jake

I forgot to do my Spanish will I vanish

alr

cya

thats crazy

duo has my family

Vanisimo

Wait did Cosmo just leave

or whatever

indeed i do

nah

Run

well she's sitting right next to me so

Oh damn

nah ill just like run out eh classroom rn

the*

Arsonisfun nice pfp

i'm sure the teacher would love that

thx

hey, duo, i know someone who needs to be blackmailed

WHO

Tom Nook = Life

(:<

id start a cult for him

agreeeed

Who needs to be blackmailed

me

blackmail e

Oh damn

me*

what did e do to u

idk

lets find out

lol

euler

he made pi

Y'all love yapping

and tau

ong bro

yup

3.14159....

yapping is life

3.14159265358979323458

dang

Y'all be yapping over the same shit every day

i got a number wrong there

i only have the first 5 digits memorized

mayed not this our captains, Macbeth and Banquo? Captain. Yes, as sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion. If I say sooth, I must report they were As cannons overcharged with double cracks, So they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe. Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds Or memorize another Golgotha, I cannot tell— But I am faint. My gashes cry for help. Duncan. So well thy words become thee as thy wounds: They smack of honor both.—Go, get him surgeons. [The Captain is led off by Attendants.] [Enter Ross and Angus.] Who comes here? Malcolm. The worthy Thane of Ross. Lennox. What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look that seems to speak things strange. Ross. God save the King. Duncan. Whence cam’st thou, worthy thane? Ross. From Fife, great king, Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky And fan our people cold. 15 19 valor’s minion: the favorite of valor, meaning the bravest of all. 20 22 unseamed him . . . chops: split him open from the navel to the jaw. 25 25–28 As the rising sun is sometimes followed by storms, a new assault on Macbeth began. ANALYZE CHARACTER AND THEME Annotate: Mark words in the Captain’s speech that reveal Macbeth’s character traits. Predict: What kind of person is Macbeth? 30

3.1415926535

3.14159 smth idk

I’ll drain him dry as hay. Sleep shall neither night nor day Hang upon his penthouse lid. He shall live a man forbid. Weary sev’nnights, nine times nine, Shall he dwindle, peak, and pine. Though his bark cannot be lost, Yet it shall be tempest-tossed. Look what I have

i only know that many lyrics

Who do you think is lurking

3.141592653589793238462

Cosmo how the fuck

cosmo makes me think of cosmo

the green fairy

texans with british accents is wild

fr

they sound like a rich british kid

"daddy i want THATT one"

please daddy please daddy please

frr

Imagine living in Texas

it sounds weird unless you add the accent

fr

imagine not

texas SUCKS

“Daddy, I WANT a squiRELL!”

Wsg Jake

wsg jake

wsg Jake

shut up domesticated californian texan transplant

wsg jake

not bro pulling out the verruca salt

YOU RUINED THE LINE

California is dope

fr

Glad someone gets it

california for the win

Hell yeah

I've been to california once

my hoodie is from california

lol yeah

im from it guys

3.1415926535897932384626433832795

Same

its so fun fighting homeless ppl for a dollar

I am east cost

Fr

i was in cali like 3 weeks ago

i have your old address mwahaha

East coast is better smh

cali sucks

Arson what part?

i puked on a homeless guy once

what?????

la

i was in cali this summer

Nice

I went to california when I was 8

oh yeah i remember that story

I used to live in San Diego

dont question me

nicee

why????

i think ive been there

I went to San Francisco

ive been to many places in cali and hated them all

nice

cities suck

shushhh

dont ruin the illusion

Imagine living on the west coast

ew

fuck no

East coast is PEAK

good thing im in texas

its too bright

Damn

im in maine

ew

ew

I'm in New York

ew

ew

cities are too fucking bright, stink like shit, and have too many goddamned people

ewx3

actually thrift stores there are great

i used to live in flordia

Brooklyn is the best burrough

las vegas is the worst

REAL THOUGH

im going there rn

Fr?

las vegas yay

...

my choir and theatre program have a new york trip this year but i couldnt go

gambling yay

debt yay

I get to leave new york for two weeks

my wife left me yay

las vegas is the brightest place on the planet

wild

imagine

I live in a city

fr

i fucking hate it because of that.

Nice have fun

thx

my uncle is in vegas rn

arsonisfun what should I call you

arson

Ok arson

coolio

i know her real name lmao

woooowwww

arson have you ever commited arson

I know yours

It is duolingo

yes.

damn

indeed

I used to burn stuff when I was younger

i believe it

jk

I LOVE BURNING STUFF

Bro it's so fun

but imma do it to a book i bought

oh the weird one

cuz IT FUCKING SUCKS

Nice I used to burn leaves in the fall

like 3 days ago sombody set this girls hair on fire

no my school one

not the weird one

you should burn the library one

Bro your school is so ghetto

ong bro

fr

nate is going through it

My school is ghetto as FUCK

i am bro

nate probably was the one who did it

my brothers name is nate

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

im surrounded by rich kids actually it's insane

dont snitch ok bro

IM STALKING YOU

NO BECAUSE THEYRE SO SPOILED

k bro ill see u tonight

People in my school are either very rich or very poor

u wont see me tho

WTF

I SAW 6 PEOPLE WEARING LULULEMON IN THE HALLWAY YESTERDAY

WITHIN 5 STEPS OF EACH OTHER

💟

EWWW LULULEMON GIRLS ARE THE WORST

FR

oh and td this teacher got stomped on by 3 students

It's so expensive too...

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE A STANLEY DIE

damn

wait no

my friend has one

my sister had one

nvm

My sister's the defenition of preppy ong

she threw that shit away

i hope u find her hanging in her closet

oop nvm she good

lol

Damn

nah i heard they aren't even spill proof

Smh

like why

they arent

lol

at least ur sister doesn't want to be a fashion designer

Very true

wait that dope tho free clothes

imagine it now buddy

bro my sister wants to be a rapper

all the bling bling

they want to buy the expensive stuff.

w o w

and she does acro

tell her not to start her rapper name with lil

My sister wants to be an influencer or a gymnast

rip

ugh not the influencers

i named my bunny lil hops

NO

hes gone

influencers are bad

fr

bro her "rapper name is lil princess

STOP

She has like 20 followers on tiktok and thinks shes famous

nooo

HELP

fr bro get me tf out of here

lmaooo i have 400 followers on a random photo editing app i'm more famous than her

guys lets just appreciate the drama free zone rn

yes omg it's so amazing

idk why but theres always beef goin on

bro dont jinx it

Fr its annoying

well technically our classroom has drama going on rn

You're still in school?

yeah

yea like i just wanna not pay attention in school

we're reading shakespeare

Its 4:36 pm

3:36

it's 3:36 here

crazy

Damnnn

i had a half day

and then i have auditions after school

I got virtual school

wydm

oh nvm

my old district has no school tomorrow

My city is going through a storm rn

lucky

i love storms

we had parent teacher conference so we got to leave erly

brooo

lucky

imagine

maybe i should take one for the team and kms

half day yay

uhm no

bad rachel

not rlly i think my mama got a conference with my math teacher and she be doing the most

do arson not hanging

damnnn

huh rachel

my parents be yelling at the teachers fr

rip

My parents don't care about my teachers

ur right i can burn more things alive

They just care that I get a good grade

crazy

nah but i get good grades so that never usually happens

i love how i have no followers and arson has 6

im a smartass guys

I got alll the A's

ALL the hoe

SAME

hoes*

i have As too

ALL THE MONEY

damn i have one b and thats in math

Duolingo I just followed you

yay thanks

but the rest i have all a's

My parents would flip if I got a b

tbh

damn

my parents if i have a c or lower just tell me to bring it up

they dont even yell or anything

Lucky wtf

but if i get an f thats my ass

damn

Who's stallking rn

arson is stalking me

stalking is crazy

how does one get an f

fr

wait what grade u in nate

10th

nice

same

same

We're all old men on the site

yeah

hi

im a 40 yr old

I'm in 11th

hi?