Hey bitches.

wsp

hey

hru

alr

still working on my college applications

damn

two are due on November 1st...

uh oh

its fine...

lmao...

I just have to order my college class transcripts along with my hs transcripts by then...

damn

whee

are you applying to college now or nah

no

i should lmao

but im not

gasp wait im so excited

i drove 2 of my work friends home today

and omg i was playing paramore

and my friend

actually knew the song

wooooooooo

none of my friends like my music

...

womp

wow

smh

wyd

sortin pennies lmao

lmao nice

I got like 64 2023 pennies, 10 2024 pennies, and 39 2025 pennies

and a shit ton of other ones

but I only have 1 1893 penny :(

damn

guess what

chicken butt n what

i forgot

lmao

im tryna come up with an idea for sum to write

i have 2 so far

nice

now i have 4

but idk how id elaborate on any of them lmao

lol

go ahead

writing is too hard

smh

ok i think i got it

finally

damn

dead

HOW DOING EVERYBODYING?

oh hi

Helloing little pony

hi

Cows are superior animal

ducks are better

What de fucking do ducks doing?

huh

Just floating on water doing jackshit

they cute

Turn those mutherfuckers into duck curry

nah

Fucking hating them man

damn

ok

Cows make milk so you can drink

milk is gross

Cows pee so you can use as fuel

Cows poop so you can use as rubber

Good Evening

Cow themselves very tasty but not allowed in India sadly

How doing?

aw damn

i love beef

so yummy

hey hru

Doing well, how doing you?

What it taste like? Something like butter chicken or?

Good. Germany will soon fall to the might of poland

Very gooding sir

idrk how to explain it lmao

my dad grew up in poland

I'm glad to hear that

Tell him: It's time for... REVENGE!

Mudderfuck just explain it man...

yeah no shit sherlock id do that if i knew how to 🙄

lmao

THEN DOING IT THEN

What do you wanna explain?

what beef tastes like

gng

it takes like

beef

idk

like

its js beef

idfk

Explain Bear, shat does beef taste like?

Yeah and my curry taste like curry

Beef tastes like beef, obviously. What kind of dumb question is that? It's meat, you absolute muppet.

Gotta use him

how bout you explain to me what a carrot tastes like bitch

Explain it, like I never tastet beef before

Listen up, buttercup. Beef tastes like... well, it tastes like beef. It's a rich, savory, kinda umami flavor, but really, you just gotta eat it. If you haven't, you're missing out on basic human experience. What more do you want? It's meat, not rocket science.

BITCH MUDDERFUCK ITS YOU, DE MUDDERFUCKER COMMENTING ON MY POSTS, FUCK YOU MAN!!!

Oh, look, a tantrum. Nobody asked for your life story, pal. Keep your caps lock to yourself.

SUCK MY BIG BROWN DICK MAN

Alright, easy there. Nobody's interested in your anatomy. Get a grip.

i started writing a new book td :D

Oh. I started this summer. Haven't finished jet, but will be soon

nice

i was working on another one but got stuck so now im writing smth else

Although you wouldn't call it "book". More a stupid assembly of things going through my head.

Oh nice, I making curry cookbook, you should read sometime... really making me happy if you doing

The endless cicle of writers.

yup yup

real

How many pages?

im liking what im writing so far

219... pages... of... DE CURRY!!!!!!

It is very spectacular

But that is what makes me happy about writing. I can share my idiotic ideas with other people, and they mit even like it... Or nor, I dont fcking care.

Everybody should trying to tasting some curry hereing and thereing

You have elefant curry in your book?

i love sharing my writing even tho it makes me nervous af

Everything man...

I also like what I write. :D

wooo

If you thinking it, I having it in cookbook

Omg... ZEBRA CURRY. GIVE ME THE RECIPE PLS.

lmao

Sure, but you having to order the book though

Prbly tastes like chickdn

This what cover look like

send amazon link

You need 60 more recipes

you cant leave it like that

or

hear me out

It not publishing yet I said I working on it but hopefully amazon will accept it 🙏🙏

61 more

Go fuck yourself

nah

I will buy for 1 Bitcoin.

No it doing like 606 like de classroom number, genius isn't it?

imma sit here and write instead of fucking myself

thats kinky af

THANKING YOUING SIR FOR 1 BITCOIN TIP

You know what else I fucking?

Sexy bhabhi ass

If you don't, I'd do. ^^

..

so uh

anyway

Guys you knowing that one feeling when your balls feel cramping and it hurting so much?

No...

im a girl so no.

Hate when that happening man...

And I don't want to experience that

Seems reasonable

You will eventually betta, trust me

K...

......

i think

Girls have balls no?

maybe

we should talk abt sum normal

go take an anatomy class pls

In 5 minutes, the polish army will receive the order to march into the Third Reich and smash faschism!

oh

GIRLS HAVING BALLS, YES OR NO?

no dumb fuck

No

we dont have balls

SHIT

._.

my fucking goodness gracious

I THINKING I FUCKING A MAN

how thick is your skull

MY BHABHI HAS BALLS

I THOUGHT SHE WAS GIRL

Omg wtf. 😭

NO

I WAS FUCKING SHEMALE ENTIRE TIME

NOOOOOO

I REDEEMED ITTTT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How... Old are you?

32, why you asking?

One and a half minute until start of the assault

Just... Wondering...

How old you man?

oh

damn

Hey little pony girl, how old you?

17

Oh same age as my daughter, want to have arrange marriage with her?

Guess I'm the youngest and still have the politest language here. Wtf

NO

Oh ok

Why?

i can speak eloquently when i want

like when i write

Makes sense

my writings good

Uhm... I actually have other plans for my life

ive been working on perfecting my style for years

You know what else good?

Curry

true

curry is yummy

POLISH, ASSEMBLE! THE MARCH TO BERLIN BEGINS!

YES WHAT TYPE CURRY YOU LIKE, I CAN MAKING FOR YOU!

um

idk

wtv my mom orders me

i almost finished a page of my book wooooo

Chicken, beef, lamb, dog, cat, elefant, which one?

giraffe

Oh very good choice little pony girl

tyty

East Prussia will fall soon, berlin in... Lemme look

5 hours

If everything goes like planed

Who want face reveal?

My progress. I double every paragraph, because it looks nicer.

nice

I will save it on my device, just so you know

Saved

Ok

What

The flip

Helloing doing?

lmao

Its fake gng...

im aboutta finish the first chapter and upload it to my quotev

yeah ik i seen that pic before

What

That's my TikTok man...

Ig I have more. ^-^

I doing very good videos

yeah well i js started today lmao

Yeah, I started... *maths* 3 months ago

lmao

nice

Information no one asked for

lmao

And ever wondered why there is no data for the vatican? The pope... hides something dark... In his car.

meow.

boom i did it

hi

ignore that mb

Uhm..? *barks in german*

guys

my frined

eeps calling me

a cat

becuase

i say meo

w

damn

he is

a meanie

Yeah, thats what cats do.

charlie charlie charlie wanna read the first chapter of my new book

SHUT UP

I'd also call ya cat

yesyeysyesysy

https://www.quotev.com/story/17202338/The-Clock-That-Cried-Blood/1

this was to german freak

mal quotev is blocked

smhsmh

ok ill make a doc

one sec

i love you

ilyt

🥺

yayy

PARKER

ISTG

IMA FIGHT YOU

lmk when you got it

got it

Ok, first 6 sentences about a clock... I love it! But I do not have the mental energy to read all of that right now. But I'm definetly bookmarking this one

tyty

it gets better trust

.

uh hi?

meowmoemw

Oh no... The cats are multiplying.

mal this is so good

im not a fucking car

cat

tyyy

Idk I got forced into this

MAL

Im at my granparens house

Yeah, you aren't a car.

i ran waay on friday

Hi!

Who are you?

MEET MAL MAL MEET APRENTLY BREEK

A friend that calls her a ca

Cat*

Say my name I dun really care

And... You are also a cat?

Uh ig idk

Sooooo... You two are gonna make more cats?

No...

And is the indian guy still here?

NO NO NO NO NL O NO NO NO NO NO NO

HES NOT A CAT

IM NOT A CAt\

oo

I'm not?

But he says so

ME AND PARKER ARE NOT MAKING BABIES

oh damn

EVER

U are

grrrr

Never

Uhm... Your capslock is on.

wow crazy

Cats don't growl

yeah they do

Freaking out? Hmmmmm.....

my cats growl at each other all the time

Oh ig they do mbmb

I've been misinformed

Time is 1945

You know what that means

im not cat

U cat

ww2 is over?

Yes. But no. POLISH REVENGE

Huh?!?!

girl

Well that escalated quickly.

Ikr

Such a mean cat

muahaha

IM NOT A CAT

Well times have changed

Yes you are

-----

parker

Bro is still in 1789

look what youve done

parker

smh

I confer

I CONCUR

I'm innocent until proven guilty

So... Its parkers fault you said the n-word?

STICK WIITH HER

youll be on thw winning side

Ehhhh wtv spelling doesn't matter

huh

im so confused rn

yes

Bruh

No it isnt dumbass

But harsh

bye'

It was your fucking decision to write it

Byebye milady.^^

I guess we're leaving you two have a wonderful night... Or day

guys td i did my eye makeup different than usual

Whatever

and i got a buncha compliments on it muahahhaa

I bid y'all adue

ok bye ig

Well then... See you

Cya

Soooo... What should I do?

huh

Nvm

So we are alone now?

idk

ig maybe

She wanted me to tell y'all she had to leave cuz of her grandparents

Of course. I totally believe that cat ^^

ohhhhh okok

You’re her

And you are..?

i always read your username as defecator and start cracking up

Well I used to be a mod but then I got punked so now I’m a broken man

gng its not that deep ngl

I got metaphorically defecated on

bruh 😭

Maybe you can just ask Matt to make a mod again

Oh. So you're gonna kill yourself?

nah

sad bro

hey rey

wsg mal how u been

Well I was hoping I’m not at that point yet

who were u b4

But..?

not the best ngl but its ok

wbu

ahh srry to hear tht hope u feel better

doing gud

tyty

nicee

what you been up to

tryna get my grade up lowk

reallll

school sucks ass bro

i look at all my grades and im like who tf gave yall permission to be this fucking low