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    • still working on my college applications

    two are due on November 1st...

    I just have to order my college class transcripts along with my hs transcripts by then...

    are you applying to college now or nah

    gasp wait im so excited

    i drove 2 of my work friends home today

    and omg i was playing paramore

    none of my friends like my music

    I got like 64 2023 pennies, 10 2024 pennies, and 39 2025 pennies

    and a shit ton of other ones

    but I only have 1 1893 penny :(

    im tryna come up with an idea for sum to write

    but idk how id elaborate on any of them lmao

    Anonymous

    but idk how id elaborate on any of them lmao

    go ahead

    What de fucking do ducks doing?

    Just floating on water doing jackshit

    Turn those mutherfuckers into duck curry

    Cows make milk so you can drink

    Cows pee so you can use as fuel

    Cows poop so you can use as rubber

    Cow themselves very tasty but not allowed in India sadly

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Good Evening

    How doing?

    Amir De OG

    Cow themselves very tasty but not allowed in India sadly

    aw damn

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Good Evening

    hey hru

    Anonymous

    so yummy

    What it taste like? Something like butter chicken or?

    Anonymous

    hey hru

    Good. Germany will soon fall to the might of poland

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Doing well, how doing you?

    Very gooding sir

    Amir De OG

    What it taste like? Something like butter chicken or?

    idrk how to explain it lmao

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Good. Germany will soon fall to the might of poland

    my dad grew up in poland

    Anonymous

    my dad grew up in poland

    Tell him: It's time for... REVENGE!

    Anonymous

    idrk how to explain it lmao

    Mudderfuck just explain it man...

    yeah no shit sherlock id do that if i knew how to 🙄

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Tell him: It's time for... REVENGE!

    lmao

    Anonymous

    yeah no shit sherlock id do that if i knew how to 🙄

    THEN DOING IT THEN

    Anonymous

    yeah no shit sherlock id do that if i knew how to 🙄

    What do you wanna explain?

    Amir De OG

    THEN DOING IT THEN

    gng

    Anonymous

    what beef tastes like

    Explain Bear, shat does beef taste like?

    Yeah and my curry taste like curry

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Explain Bear, shat does beef taste like?

    Beef tastes like beef, obviously. What kind of dumb question is that? It's meat, you absolute muppet.

    Amir De OG

    Yeah and my curry taste like curry

    how bout you explain to me what a carrot tastes like bitch

    Explain Bear

    Beef tastes like beef, obviously. What kind of dumb question is that? It's meat, you absolute muppet.

    Explain it, like I never tastet beef before

    Listen up, buttercup. Beef tastes like... well, it tastes like beef. It's a rich, savory, kinda umami flavor, but really, you just gotta eat it. If you haven't, you're missing out on basic human experience. What more do you want? It's meat, not rocket science.

    Explain Bear

    Beef tastes like beef, obviously. What kind of dumb question is that? It's meat, you absolute muppet.

    BITCH MUDDERFUCK ITS YOU, DE MUDDERFUCKER COMMENTING ON MY POSTS, FUCK YOU MAN!!!

    Oh, look, a tantrum. Nobody asked for your life story, pal. Keep your caps lock to yourself.

    Alright, easy there. Nobody's interested in your anatomy. Get a grip.

    i started writing a new book td :D

    Oh. I started this summer. Haven't finished jet, but will be soon

    i was working on another one but got stuck so now im writing smth else

    Although you wouldn't call it "book". More a stupid assembly of things going through my head.

    Anonymous

    i started writing a new book td :D

    Oh nice, I making curry cookbook, you should read sometime... really making me happy if you doing

    Anonymous

    i was working on another one but got stuck so now im writing smth else

    The endless cicle of writers.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Although you wouldn't call it "book". More a stupid assembly of things going through my head.

    real

    Amir De OG

    Oh nice, I making curry cookbook, you should read sometime... really making me happy if you doing

    How many pages?

    im liking what im writing so far

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    How many pages?

    219... pages... of... DE CURRY!!!!!!

    Anonymous

    real

    But that is what makes me happy about writing. I can share my idiotic ideas with other people, and they mit even like it... Or nor, I dont fcking care.

    Everybody should trying to tasting some curry hereing and thereing

    Amir De OG

    It is very spectacular

    You have elefant curry in your book?

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    But that is what makes me happy about writing. I can share my idiotic ideas with other people, and they mit even like it... Or nor, I dont fcking care.

    i love sharing my writing even tho it makes me nervous af

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    You have elefant curry in your book?

    Everything man...

    Anonymous

    im liking what im writing so far

    I also like what I write. :D

    If you thinking it, I having it in cookbook

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Omg... ZEBRA CURRY. GIVE ME THE RECIPE PLS.

    Sure, but you having to order the book though

    Amir De OG

    Sure, but you having to order the book though

    send amazon link

    Amir De OG

    This what cover look like

    You need 60 more recipes

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    send amazon link

    It not publishing yet I said I working on it but hopefully amazon will accept it 🙏🙏

    Amir De OG

    It not publishing yet I said I working on it but hopefully amazon will accept it 🙏🙏

    I will buy for 1 Bitcoin.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    you cant leave it like that

    No it doing like 606 like de classroom number, genius isn't it?

    imma sit here and write instead of fucking myself

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    I will buy for 1 Bitcoin.

    THANKING YOUING SIR FOR 1 BITCOIN TIP

    Anonymous

    imma sit here and write instead of fucking myself

    You know what else I fucking?

    Guys you knowing that one feeling when your balls feel cramping and it hurting so much?

    Hate when that happening man...

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    And I don't want to experience that

    You will eventually betta, trust me

    Anonymous

    im a girl so no.

    Girls have balls no?

    we should talk abt sum normal

    Amir De OG

    Girls have balls no?

    go take an anatomy class pls

    In 5 minutes, the polish army will receive the order to march into the Third Reich and smash faschism!

    Anonymous

    go take an anatomy class pls

    GIRLS HAVING BALLS, YES OR NO?

    my fucking goodness gracious

    how thick is your skull

    I WAS FUCKING SHEMALE ENTIRE TIME

    Amir De OG

    32, why you asking?

    oh

    Comment deleted by Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Hey little pony girl, how old you?

    Comment deleted

    Oh same age as my daughter, want to have arrange marriage with her?

    Guess I'm the youngest and still have the politest language here. Wtf

    Amir De OG

    Oh same age as my daughter, want to have arrange marriage with her?

    NO

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Guess I'm the youngest and still have the politest language here. Wtf

    i can speak eloquently when i want

    Amir De OG

    Why?

    Uhm... I actually have other plans for my life

    ive been working on perfecting my style for years

    Anonymous

    my writings good

    You know what else good?

    Anonymous

    curry is yummy

    YES WHAT TYPE CURRY YOU LIKE, I CAN MAKING FOR YOU!

    i almost finished a page of my book wooooo

    Anonymous

    wtv my mom orders me

    Chicken, beef, lamb, dog, cat, elefant, which one?

    Oh very good choice little pony girl

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    POLISH, ASSEMBLE! THE MARCH TO BERLIN BEGINS!

    East Prussia will fall soon, berlin in... Lemme look

    Anonymous

    i almost finished a page of my book wooooo

    My progress. I double every paragraph, because it looks nicer.

    Amir De OG

    Who want face reveal?

    I will save it on my device, just so you know

    Ok

    What

    The flip

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    My progress. I double every paragraph, because it looks nicer.

    Its fake gng...

    Anonymous
    Image

    im aboutta finish the first chapter and upload it to my quotev

    R3Y

    Its fake gng...

    yeah ik i seen that pic before

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Ig I have more. ^-^

    yeah well i js started today lmao

    And ever wondered why there is no data for the vatican? The pope... hides something dark... In his car.

    Anonymous

    im aboutta finish the first chapter and upload it to my quotev

    boom i did it

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    ignore that mb

    eeps calling me

    charlie charlie charlie wanna read the first chapter of my new book

    Anonymous

    charlie charlie charlie wanna read the first chapter of my new book

    yesyeysyesysy

    https://www.quotev.com/story/17202338/The-Clock-That-Cried-Blood/1

    K!ttyy

    SHUT UP

    this was to german freak

    mal quotev is blocked

    IMA FIGHT YOU

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    Anonymous

    https://www.quotev.com/story/17202338/The-Clock-That-Cried-Blood/1

    Ok, first 6 sentences about a clock... I love it! But I do not have the mental energy to read all of that right now. But I'm definetly bookmarking this one

    Breek

    .

    meowmoemw

    mal this is so good

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh no... The cats are multiplying.

    im not a fucking car

    K!ttyy

    mal this is so good

    tyyy

    Idk I got forced into this

    Im at my granparens house

    i ran waay on friday

    Anonymous

    uh hi?

    Hi!

    MEET MAL MAL MEET APRENTLY BREEK

    A friend that calls her a ca

    Say my name I dun really care

    Breek

    A friend that calls her a ca

    And... You are also a cat?

    Uh ig idk

    NO NO NO NO NL O NO NO NO NO NO NO

    HES NOT A CAT

    IM NOT A CAt\

    K!ttyy

    Im at my granparens house

    oo

    I'm not?

    ME AND PARKER ARE NOT MAKING BABIES

    K!ttyy

    i ran waay on friday

    oh damn

    K!ttyy

    IM NOT A CAt\

    U are

    K!ttyy

    ME AND PARKER ARE NOT MAKING BABIES

    Never

    K!ttyy

    ME AND PARKER ARE NOT MAKING BABIES

    Uhm... Your capslock is on.

    K!ttyy

    grrrr

    Cats don't growl

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Uhm... Your capslock is on.

    Freaking out? Hmmmmm.....

    my cats growl at each other all the time

    Oh ig they do mbmb

    I've been misinformed

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    You know what that means

    ww2 is over?

    Comment deleted by K!ttyy

    Huh?!?!

    Such a mean cat

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yes. But no. POLISH REVENGE

    muahaha

    IM NOT A CAT

    Well times have changed

    look what youve done

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Yes you are

    I confer

    K!ttyy

    look what youve done

    I'm innocent until proven guilty

    K!ttyy

    look what youve done

    So... Its parkers fault you said the n-word?

    STICK WIITH HER

    youll be on thw winning side

    Ehhhh wtv spelling doesn't matter

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    So... Its parkers fault you said the n-word?

    yes

    But harsh

    I guess we're leaving you two have a wonderful night... Or day

    guys td i did my eye makeup different than usual

    Whatever

    and i got a buncha compliments on it muahahhaa

    I bid y'all adue

    Breek

    I guess we're leaving you two have a wonderful night... Or day

    ok bye ig

    Breek

    I guess we're leaving you two have a wonderful night... Or day

    Well then... See you

    Anonymous

    and i got a buncha compliments on it muahahhaa

    Soooo... What should I do?

    She wanted me to tell y'all she had to leave cuz of her grandparents

    Breek

    She wanted me to tell y'all she had to leave cuz of her grandparents

    ohhhhh okok

    Breek

    She wanted me to tell y'all she had to leave cuz of her grandparents

    You’re her

    The Defector

    You’re her

    i always read your username as defecator and start cracking up

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    And you are..?

    Well I used to be a mod but then I got punked so now I’m a broken man

    gng its not that deep ngl

    Anonymous

    i always read your username as defecator and start cracking up

    I got metaphorically defecated on

    Maybe you can just ask Matt to make a mod again

    The Defector

    Well I used to be a mod but then I got punked so now I’m a broken man

    Oh. So you're gonna kill yourself?

    The Defector

    Well I used to be a mod but then I got punked so now I’m a broken man

    sad bro

    wsg mal how u been

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Oh. So you're gonna kill yourself?

    Well I was hoping I’m not at that point yet

    who were u b4

    The Defector

    Well I was hoping I’m not at that point yet

    But..?

    R3Y

    wsg mal how u been

    not the best ngl but its ok

    Anonymous

    not the best ngl but its ok

    ahh srry to hear tht hope u feel better

    Anonymous

    wbu

    doing gud

    R3Y

    ahh srry to hear tht hope u feel better

    tyty

    tryna get my grade up lowk

    i look at all my grades and im like who tf gave yall permission to be this fucking low

    The Defector

    You’re her

    I dont Alt.

    Jakoscha11🇩🇪

    Of course. I totally believe that cat ^^

    not a fucking cattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    Plush Beluga