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    • im back bbg still doing school so i wont be able to chat as consistantly but im here

    how'd you get relapse protocol

    i fake dated her. i know her schedule

    she ought to wake up in like 2 hrs or so

    AND I AM REALLY DATING HER BC I DONT NEED TO PRETEND TO BE WITH A GIRL TO SAY I HAVE A GF I SINGLE FUCK

    i know im just saying so that when she sees shell wake up

    besides i don't believe im yet emotionally mature enough for a relationship

    gotta take care of school shit first

    jomoki2

    AND I AM REALLY DATING HER BC I DONT NEED TO PRETEND TO BE WITH A GIRL TO SAY I HAVE A GF I SINGLE FUCK

    well the point of the prank was literally just a prank so like

    you clearly dont know my schedule as well as you think

    i have classes on thursdays so i wake up early to get ready

    my calculations were incorrect. omg the whole world is falling apart

    jomoki2

    hru love

    im ok hbuu

    good bord by school tho

    jomoki2

    12 days

    thats so long 😭

    also i finally for a razor so i could shave

    its so sad not being able to tty during the day

    fdszxcvghjiuytrfdc bnmlko'uy7tfrdxcbnkirf

    Chicken

    fdszxcvghjiuytrfdc bnmlko'uy7tfrdxcbnkirf

    lwk you gotta chill

    what did i do gng

    all you done is annoy us since you got here

    if you aint gonna contribute to the conversation going on then close the tab and focus on your school

    not in school dumbass

    why you callin her a dumbass when

    Chicken

    not in school dumbass

    its a thursday

    why are you not in school

    sorry mal had to go to restroom

    please, if you don't got something helpful to say, don't say it

    jomoki2

    sorry mal had to go to restroom

    loser

    get back to your middle school studies

    jomoki2

    sorry mal had to go to restroom

    hiiiii

    Anonymous

    why are you not in school

    doctor my hand broke

    whatd you do to your hand 😭

    wait jomoki were you in shed when matty ice broke daniels nose?

    Anonymous

    whatd you do to your hand 😭

    i fell off the truck then my hand bended

    Chicken

    i fell off the truck then my hand bended

    ow

    ive somehow never broken anything

    thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

    also we dont know for sure if it was broken or messed up some other way

    awww now gimme a trashcan

    guys guess what kinda redbull i got

    Anonymous

    guys guess what kinda redbull i got

    uh

    United Kingdom UK

    I left early btw

    hi king hru

    Cosmo idk

    a canned one?

    not funny

    so yall not in class?

    Anonymous

    i have class at 12

    im homeschooled so i dont go to class every day all day

    i got an exam in like half an hour

    im gonna miss you so fucking much the next 12 days

    im fine. im studying it rn last second adhd style

    ngl i didnt check any of my assignment for my college comp class til yesterday and its all due friday

    and i have yet to check my college psych and that shits due saturday

    jomoki2

    im gonna miss you so fucking much the next 12 days

    yall do it because yall two acting really thristy

    im good at locking in and getting shit done

    Anonymous

    me toooooooooooo

    im gonna die

    Chicken

    yall do it because yall two acting really thristy

    girl

    12 days toooo loooonnnggggg

    edited ·

    now its only 12

    im gonna die of sadness and boardem

    jomoki2

    12 days toooo loooonnnggggg

    dooooo the boom boom boom boom

    nah ethan a fuck nga

    jomoki2

    12 days toooo loooonnnggggg

    You can do it, soldier

    jomoki2

    im gonna die of sadness and boardem

    no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

    ooohhh thats good way to put it

    jomoki2

    nah ethan a fuck nga

    bros been violating his restraint order.

    Anonymous

    no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

    yall dont have phones?

    oh my comp homework is easy

    aint rlly a thing that we want or care to explain to you

    Chicken

    yall dont have phones?

    we do js cant text temporarily

    thats as detailed as im gonna get

    hence the 12 day countdown

    shi mal should we get jomoki on bit?

    Cosmo idk

    aint rlly a thing that we want or care to explain to you

    Fr

    how do you tell when

    an avacado is ready

    if its squishy but not too squishy

    dark green skin, soft but not mushy

    so i cant eat the hard ones :<

    Comment deleted
    Orlaith

    so i cant eat the hard ones :<

    pause

    Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    spam is a reason to get banned jsyk

    Anonymous

    no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

    i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

    can i not eat it if its hard

    jomoki2

    i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

    yayayayayay

    Orlaith

    can i not eat it if its hard

    its not preferred

    Cosmo idk

    one more you're gone

    wdym

    let it sit out for a few days

    i was in my feals all night

    jomoki2

    i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

    ive sent you a billion random texts already so sorry in advance lmao

    Orlaith

    ty bye

    bye daughter

    Anonymous

    ive sent you a billion random texts already so sorry in advance lmao

    ...

    yall all short af besides mal

    Cosmo idk

    ban

    you the owner

    me and cosmo both have the ability to ban you

    Anonymous

    7'6 you mean

    girl you ain't 2 inches taller than your dad

    thats why we're also able to delete what you send

    ok ok chilllllll bud

    Cosmo idk

    girl you ain't 2 inches taller than your dad

    check your math friend

    also i measured myself whoever was saying im not 6'2 u were right

    Anonymous

    me and cosmo both have the ability to ban you

    I shouldbve been mod too 👿👿👿

    Chicken

    ok ok chilllllll bud

    i was answering youre questions goofy

    United Kingdom UK

    I shouldbve been mod too 👿👿👿

    you fs shoulda

    jomoki2

    OPAL IT WAS U

    wait what

    i was 6'2 and a half

    Anonymous

    hiiiiiiiiii

    hii how are you doing today

    Anonymous

    midget

    crazy coming from down there

    good I leave soon but I'm js checking in like usual

    jomoki2

    i was 6'2 and a half

    that sounds like the little kids who are like "im 9 and a half"

    jomoki2

    crazy coming from down there

    the only thing down there is my veiny ahh dih

    Anonymous

    that sounds like the little kids who are like "im 9 and a half"

    heeehehhe

    jomoki2

    crazy coming from down there

    i cant help being short

    if i cut an avacado

    United Kingdom UK

    Yo

    yooo long time no see

    do i put the other half in the fridge

    Anonymous

    i cant help being short

    besides you love me anyway so it doesnt matter

    Orlaith

    do i put the other half in the fridge

    i believe so

    im alergic to avocado

    edited ·
    Anonymous

    bye daughter

    ily

    jomoki2

    im alergic to avocado

    no one asked

    United Kingdom UK

    Avocado is a fruit btw

    it got dat seed

    jomoki2

    im alergic to avocado

    hehe i remembered that

    United Kingdom UK

    Spread his seed

    bruh

    Anonymous

    ilyt

    iltsm bbg

    opal 😿

    WHAT HWAT

    I GOT MY HANDS ON A REDBULLLLLLLLLLLLL

    I THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET ONE TIL FRIDAY

    Anonymous

    I GOT MY HANDS ON A REDBULLLLLLLLLLLLL

    glazing bro

    BUT MY FRIEND GOT ME FROM WORK YESTERDAY AND TOOK ME TO GET SOME

    SO MY PARENTS WOULDNT SEE

    Cosmo idk

    wsp opal

    hello cosmo

    OPAL I ORDERED A NEW WALLET TOO ITS SO PRETTY

    opal 😿

    CAN I SEEEEEE

    LEMME GET A SCREENSHOT

    United Kingdom UK

    Good boy

    shush

    polo g is a lerical mastermind

    opal 😿

    hru doing Cosmo?

    im on a freak study session with a classmate for my calc 3 class

    jomoki2

    polo g is a lerical mastermind

    Kendrick is better

    rap is just ass in general

    opal 😿

    OKOK

    imma take off the tassel but HEHE

    Cosmo idk

    im on a freak study session with a classmate for my calc 3 class

    calc 3??? is bro Albert Einstein??

    Anonymous

    imma take off the tassel but HEHE

    OOO I like this

    Cosmo idk

    rap is just ass in general

    I thought you liked Israeli rap

    opal 😿

    I thought you liked Israeli rap

    gag

    Anonymous

    i love the color

    it is very pretty

    opal 😿

    calc 3??? is bro Albert Einstein??

    hes like 30 iq points higher than me more or less

    jomoki2

    polo g is a lerical mastermind

    everybody goes through something its all about perservering

    opal 😿

    it is very pretty

    js like u twin

    Cosmo idk

    hes like 30 iq points higher than me more or less

    iq isn't real bruh

    Anonymous

    js like u twin

    <3

    broo guys we need to call again

    I'm still not over the prank btw

    jomoki2

    everybody goes through something its all about perservering

    speeding down the wrong path found my lane and i rerouted

    "in love with a special spaghetti monster"

    opal 😿

    "in love with a special spaghetti monster"

    GAG

    ok WHAT KENDRICK SONG

    Anonymous

    i have trauma from it

    you've got a cure for that thats two words. first ones 5 letters. last word 4 letters

    jomoki2

    ok WHAT KENDRICK SONG

    sing about me im dying of thirst

    bc he has some shit music and some ok shit too

    Cosmo idk

    you've got a cure for that thats two words. first ones 5 letters. last word 4 letters

    reddd bull

    jomoki2

    bc he has some shit music and some ok shit too

    100/10 ragebait buddy

    call me in a tesla

    my dad has a tesla and its no bueno

    Anonymous

    my dad has a tesla and its no bueno

    Elon musk is a bih

    my dad js got it for work tho

    cus its cheaper than paying the gas

    Elon musk has like a crazy breeding kink

    opal 😿

    Elon musk is a bih

    fr

    he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

    opal 😿

    he's so chopped broooo

    FR

    Cosmo idk

    he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

    bro is cracking the atmosphere

    im litsening to "until i found you" and "yellow" is next

    Cosmo idk

    he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

    you wanna be penetrated by big black tubes

    jomoki2

    im litsening to "until i found you" and "yellow" is next

    until i found you is SO good

    then "she will be loved"

    Ethan is my femboy and Cosmo is my twink

    im litening to my "forever love" playlist

    Cosmo idk

    ew no

    stop denying your gayness

    edited ·

    your need for dick

    bro was built for some dih

    jomoki2

    im litening to my "forever love" playlist

    hell yeah

    opal 😿

    bro was built for some dih

    kachow

    gng im straightening my hair td

    it dried funky cus i went to bed with it wet

    ur wavy hair is pretty tho

    its not nice now tho its uneven

    I dyed my hair red so its all fried

    i dont mind straightening it occasionally

    opal 😿

    I dyed my hair red so its all fried

    ohhh real

    i have red temporary dye that i use and it also acts as a hair mask

    smells delicious and makes my hair feel delicious

    gonna use it for when i see bruno mars

    I'm getting my hair done and dying it red soon I'm so lit boi

    Anonymous

    hell yeah

    made it for when im chilling with you in the future bbg

    opal 😿

    I'm getting my hair done and dying it red soon I'm so lit boi

    yesssssssssssssssssss

    i need a haircut next month

    how are y'all in love already its been like 29 days

    im in love and in my love tehehehehe

    Anonymous

    cus my little pony

    Uhh i think you mean "magical donkey land"

    catch him singing adore you to the big samoan men

    United Kingdom UK

    Uhh i think you mean "magical donkey land"

    no.

    jomoki2

    im in love and in my love tehehehehe

    trueeeeee

    oh bbg i got a new highlighter

    but only needed the blue one

    the world is ugly by mcr is such a good song

    Anonymous

    the world is ugly by mcr is such a good song

    REAL

    OH CEMETERY DRIVE MY MCR

    jomoki2

    REAL

    litsening to Iris now

    United Kingdom UK

    Of this site i mean

    and the dick

    OMG I HAVENT HERD THINKING OUT LOUD IN SO LONG

    honestly ed sheeran was so overrated for a long time and now hes lowkey underrated

    something just like this

    Chicken

    im fine syht

    sure buddy

    jomoki2

    sterio hearts

    I LOVE THAT SONG

    Anonymous

    sure buddy

    i im gng

    Anonymous

    shes so cute

    u cuter love

    jomoki2

    u cuter love

    no u dear

    jomoki2

    nope u

    none

    Anonymous

    no sir

    yes ma'am

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Anonymous

    eheheheheheeh

    muah

    Orlaith

    I like someone

    oh?

    but i dont think id have a chance with them

    Anonymous

    muahh

    u are the cutest ever

    i think its too soont o like someone so i dont wann hrut them or use them as rebound if i did a chance

    ok thats fair but do u know them personaly

    jomoki2

    u are the cutest ever

    maybe in your opinion smh

    jomoki2

    ok thats fair but do u know them personaly

    wdym? i mean ive known him for a few days, another park of it being to soon

    i js get attached easy and fast

    and it happend with him

    Anonymous

    maybe in your opinion smh

    its facts

    Anonymous

    it is rlly soon

    yeah

    i still like hurt bad from emily

    but like hes a safe haven a distraction from that

    id stay away from any more relationships for a long ass time

    thats real be his closest friend and if u help him through this hell like u trust

    no hes right mal

    your the cutest ever

    jomoki2

    thats real be his closest friend and if u help him through this hell like u trust

    i mean he calls me cute

    he tells me he thinks im pretty if i eever doubt myself

    ok well if u still hurt then set with that and understand why it hurts like just sit and think for a while and thats what i usally do to understand myself deeply

    ok so yall into eachother

    im jsut so used to like

    turning away from pain and jumping into smthin

    or i js get attached rlly easily

    just be there for eachother and see where is goes

    i mean i defo dont think i have a chance with hi

    but hes like so nice to m

    so obv u gto a good chance

    maybe its cause i ask adaorble

    holy fuck im to tired tot type

    mallll where u at bbg

    i romise im not retarted

    charlie i dont trust this

    iim just scared to tell anyone who it is

    Orlaith

    iim just scared to tell anyone who it is

    tell me

    Anonymous

    tell me

    i cant

    you can tell me anything

    someone might kill someone

    Comment deleted by Orlaith

    dont tell anyone

    Comment deleted by Orlaith

    HELL NO SORRY DISREGARD ANYTHIFNG I SAID

    PLEASE DONT KILL HIM FOR CALLING ME CUTE

    he might mean as a sister

    nah 19 and 15 is never ok

    just be his friend if anything

    i mnea he hanst been like weird or anything

    ik its sad but like thats 4 years

    age of consent in the us is 17 to 18 ur 2-3 years from that

    Orlaith

    dont tell cosmo

    i wont

    age of consent is like 16 in michigan

    damn it is 16 thats crazy

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    yalll said that baout the 24 yr old

    and yall was right 😅

    he bought me subway atleast?

    i mean also sexually harrased me over and over

    dont talk to him anymore

    evan 19 and 24 is crazy

    no i talk to him

    i js like wont let him be weird

    the fact that he's talking to you is weird

    what if i lied abt my age

    because he's already made it clear that he thinks youre cute

    Orlaith

    what if i lied abt my age

    ....

    i dont lie abt my age

    but i dont wanna lose him i alkready attached :<

    thats not a thing "not letting him be wierd" i get is u get emotionally attached easily but he os 19 ur 15 thats not ok in any way and if he thinks of u in that way theres no "not letting him be wierd" he is wierd but he might not like u like that and just think of u as a sister but still be carful

    yeha what if he thinks of me likie a sister

    i dont trust that it's a sister thing

    i mean me and parker met when he was 18

    and he thinks of me as a sister

    and isnt making moves on you

    he didnt when we met

    ya fs i dont think the sister this is really a possibilaty

    normal adult guys dont call 15 year olds cute if they see them as a sister

    STOP YELLNING AT ME

    and if he's not gonna be done then i will talk to him myself

    i dont know u like at all but for ur wellbeing stay for away

    thats like genuenly creepy af

    and if you wanna tell him that im the one that said he needs to be done then that's fine

    ahsnikko is so pretty

    i think mckenna grace is the prettiest ever

    i forgt i was quitting wje

    haadi got drunk last night bc he drank hand sanitizer

    but we had the most genuen convo ever bro

    he a lil hungover rn at the house

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    Comment deleted by jomoki2

    yall still taking

    nooo sorry im on the phoneee

    Comment deleted by jomoki2
    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    just kiss already

    Chicken

    just kiss already

    fag

    Anonymous

    i wish

    if we were in person the first thing i would do id kiss you

    Orlaith

    fag

    shut up YOU BUM

    like when i fly in the second i see u

    Chicken

    shut up YOU BUM

    Dont tell me to shut up.

    Ignoring your childish "insult"

    jomoki2

    like when i fly in the second i see u

    sounds wonderful

    im off the phone now bbg

    was talking to my pastor

    it looks sm better now lmao

    lol my haie is really wver rn

    jomoki2

    its like alm curls

    whaaaaaaaaat

    bro my hairs getting so longggg

    I HAVE A 2 HOUR TEST

    alm done tho im on 45-50 questions

    GOOD JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    idk how to do geometry tho bc gemeli or gpt both suck at it

    so yesterday i went to tacobell with 2 of my friends

    i just cant respond bbg

    i alm threw up yesterday

    theres a stomach thing going through my church rn

    jomoki2

    im ok now

    thats good

    i felt like shit for like 30-45 mins then fell asleep for 6 hours

    ALSO THERE WAS ANOTHER ANT IN MY ROOM

    evan though i got 8 FUCKING HOUSE OF SLEEP WITCH OS CRAZY

    jomoki2

    evan though i got 8 FUCKING HOUSE OF SLEEP WITCH OS CRAZY

    WHAAAAAAT

    ya 8 hours then 6 more

    THEY HATE ME AND WANNA KILL ME

    jomoki2

    ya 8 hours then 6 more

    thats insane

    but at least u dont got red imported fire ant

    there all aroung the fire pit and i wanna torture them bro

    Red Imported Fire Ants inflict painful stings that form pustules, itching for up to two weeks.

    idk how to tortue them the best tho

    SLICE THEM UP WITH A KNIFE

    it says to pour boilig water

    but theres like 10 entrances to the collony

    and then feed them to penis

    penis i cooked you sprinkles

    also im thinking of making a small shack type thing in the woods out of sticks

    jomoki2

    OMG LOOK

    niceeee

    but we dont got a shovel to make a base or foundation to put sticks/logs into

    yo grandma mal are you 16 or 17?

    in this sites prime we’d fill several chats a day

    and there’d be like 8 ppl talking at a time

    edited ·

    oh shit i just heard the guy say he can see everythign thats on our screens

    jomoki2

    i love you mal

    i love you too

    also ive been watching the SAME VIDEO SINCE I ENDED THE TEST AND ITS FINALLY OVER

    jomoki2

    oh shit i just heard the guy say he can see everythign thats on our screens

    shit

    jomoki2

    also ive been watching the SAME VIDEO SINCE I ENDED THE TEST AND ITS FINALLY OVER

    BRO

    this is hell on earth bru

    mal.. i found you!

    that granny is honestly adorable

    nah alg i think im gonna have to do sumer shcool tho bc i cant do school at the house now bc i would text u

    ononononononononononoonononoonononon

    im tryna pick what to wear today

    ohhhhh thats real af

    doesnt matter what u wear u still the most beautifull girl ever

    i was gonna say that cold

    well my pants will be of when im there so u can take mine ig

    i have 10 mins to pick my fit im stressing

    i gtg bbg my friends gonna pick me up any second

    im gonan miss you so much bbg

    u can keep texting me and ill see it but wont be able to respond

    my friends gotta hurry up i can’t with my grandma

    at least i got my redbull

    my shoes have flowers on them

    MAL PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

    mal please please please just give him a chance to be my freind please

    its true i didnt think thit would work but if u ever have like an hour just sit in ur room and think over what happend and just try to understand evan if u cant just try

    Cosmo idk

    who is he

    jordan

    U CAN TALK TO PPL WHO ARENT GROOMING U

    hes not grooming me

    Jomoki , dont you fucking tell my father to shut up.

    ive dealt with her for over 2 yrs

    ok fine justs litsen to mal she smart af and be carefull

    Orlaith

    Jomoki , dont you fucking tell my father to shut up.

    hey, no need to get so defensive about me

    u need defence lil miss elbow fighter

    ok cosmos heres the story i told mal not to tell you

    jomoki2

    ok fine justs litsen to mal she smart af and be carefull

    yo, mal n I know how to deal with ts

    Orlaith

    ok cosmos heres the story i told mal not to tell you

    mk

    hes 19 and he was caling me cute and if i was like saying im ugkly or doubting mysel fhed be like "for what its worht i think your pretty" but when he called me cute it was more of a if i did smthin he found cute he pointed out that he found it cute

    and obvi with him being 19

    he hanst asked or doneANYTHIGN sexual

    he knows you're 15 right?

    hes against it when i say smthin about it with someone else

    yes he knows im 15

    and i have no doubt if i told him to not clal me cute or anyhting like that

    if i told him to stop he would

    and i dont think its weird cause

    has he asked for you to like send pics, even if they're appropriate?

    he seems againdt the sexual shit i do

    Cosmo idk

    has he asked for you to like send pics, even if they're appropriate?

    no never

    i genunily think when he calls the things i do cute or anyhting he dosnet mean it weirdly

    sorry i know alot of my friend have gone through some bad shit and bring 19 and callign a 15 year old cute is kinda bad ngl imjust thinking outloud bc its like im 16 and i would never call a 12 year old cute

    and that convo i showed you has to be proof

    jomoki2

    sorry i know alot of my friend have gone through some bad shit and bring 19 and callign a 15 year old cute is kinda bad ngl imjust thinking outloud bc its like im 16 and i would never call a 12 year old cute

    i get that

    ill be careful i promie

    i wont sne dhim any pics or anyhting

    and if he tried to be inaporite ill tell you ok

    as far as I can tell he's chill but socially very awkward

    but i genunily think he calls me cute like the way that parker calls me kitty

    its kinda weird that parker calls me kitty

    but he has no bad intetions

    wait, jomoki, are you on your school email on ur computer?

    so i think its ok

    nah its a dif one i cant get emails tho

    and tbf and tbh, the reason we talked is because of me

    i wanted him ont he btrix i intited the first call

    he wasnt going out of his way to talk to a 15 yr old

    jomoki2

    nah its a dif one i cant get emails tho

    perfect. so go to google extentions, look up veepn, install it, click on the plugin, and turn it on. qustodio cant track thru

    anyways we can spam to the end of the post now