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im back bbg still doing school so i wont be able to chat as consistantly but im here

how'd you get relapse protocol

i fake dated her. i know her schedule

she ought to wake up in like 2 hrs or so

AND I AM REALLY DATING HER BC I DONT NEED TO PRETEND TO BE WITH A GIRL TO SAY I HAVE A GF I SINGLE FUCK

i know im just saying so that when she sees shell wake up

besides i don't believe im yet emotionally mature enough for a relationship

gotta take care of school shit first

jomoki2

AND I AM REALLY DATING HER BC I DONT NEED TO PRETEND TO BE WITH A GIRL TO SAY I HAVE A GF I SINGLE FUCK

well the point of the prank was literally just a prank so like

BBG

you clearly dont know my schedule as well as you think

i have classes on thursdays so i wake up early to get ready

my calculations were incorrect. omg the whole world is falling apart

hiiii

ilyt

jomoki2

hru love

im ok hbuu

good bord by school tho

jomoki2

12 days

thats so long 😭

ITS OK LOVEE

also i finally for a razor so i could shave

yayayayy

i miss u too

its so sad not being able to tty during the day

ikkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

leave

breendann shoots better then youuu

fdszxcvghjiuytrfdc bnmlko'uy7tfrdxcbnkirf

lwk you gotta chill

all you done is annoy us since you got here

if you aint gonna contribute to the conversation going on then close the tab and focus on your school

why you callin her a dumbass when

breendann shoots better then youuu

not in school dumbass

its a thursday

why are you not in school

sorry mal had to go to restroom

please, if you don't got something helpful to say, don't say it

jomoki2

sorry mal had to go to restroom

loser

get back to your middle school studies

jomoki2

sorry mal had to go to restroom

hiiiii

whatd you do to your hand 😭

wait jomoki were you in shed when matty ice broke daniels nose?

jomoki2

hiiiiii

ily

guys i have a redbull

breendann shoots better then youuu

i fell off the truck then my hand bended

ow

ive somehow never broken anything

that doesnt count

it was my left pinky

also we dont know for sure if it was broken or messed up some other way

jomoki2

ONG I WANT

boo

ilym

HA

SCARED YOU

no

guys guess what kinda redbull i got

mal

guys guess what kinda redbull i got

uh

United Kingdom UK

I left early btw

hi king hru

Cosmo idk

a canned one?

not funny

im good

i have class at 12

mal

i have class at 12

im homeschooled so i dont go to class every day all day

i got an exam in like half an hour

LOOOOSER

jomoki2

aww im sorry

muah

im gonna miss you so fucking much the next 12 days

me toooooooooooo

im fine. im studying it rn last second adhd style

ngl i didnt check any of my assignment for my college comp class til yesterday and its all due friday

and i have yet to check my college psych and that shits due saturday

least i hope it is

nah

im good at locking in and getting shit done

mal

me toooooooooooo

im gonna die

dont die pls

breendann shoots better then youuu

yall do it because yall two acting really thristy

girl

girl

jomoki2

im gonna die

no

no youre not

12 days toooo loooonnnggggg

nooooooooooooo its not

it used to be 14 days

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now its only 12

im gonna die of sadness and boardem

jomoki2

im gonna die of sadness and boardem

no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

ooohhh thats good way to put it

jomoki2

nah ethan a fuck nga

bros been violating his restraint order.

oh my comp homework is easy

aint rlly a thing that we want or care to explain to you

breendann shoots better then youuu

yall dont have phones?

we do js cant text temporarily

thats as detailed as im gonna get

hence the 12 day countdown

shi mal should we get jomoki on bit?

Cosmo idk

aint rlly a thing that we want or care to explain to you

Fr

whats up

if its squishy but not too squishy

dark green skin, soft but not mushy

so i cant eat the hard ones :<

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mayziee.

so i cant eat the hard ones :<

pause

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spam is a reason to get banned jsyk

mal

no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

can i not eat it if its hard

jomoki2

i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

yayayayayay

mayziee.

can i not eat it if its hard

its not preferred

let it sit out for a few days

i was in my feals all night

breendann shoots better then youuu

wdym

ban

jomoki2

i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

ive sent you a billion random texts already so sorry in advance lmao

mayziee.

ty bye

bye daughter

mal

ive sent you a billion random texts already so sorry in advance lmao

...

yall all short af besides mal

im super tall

6'7

js kidding

7'6 you mean

me and cosmo both have the ability to ban you

mal

7'6 you mean

girl you ain't 2 inches taller than your dad

thats why we're also able to delete what you send

Cosmo idk

girl you ain't 2 inches taller than your dad

check your math friend

also i measured myself whoever was saying im not 6'2 u were right

mal

me and cosmo both have the ability to ban you

I shouldbve been mod too 👿👿👿

breendann shoots better then youuu

ok ok chilllllll bud

i was answering youre questions goofy

United Kingdom UK

I shouldbve been mod too 👿👿👿

you fs shoulda

genuinely

breendann shoots better then youuu

ok ok chilllllll bud

We are perfectly chill

opallllllllll

hiiiiiiiiii

jomoki2

im 6'2.5

midget

im good hbuuu

mal

midget

crazy coming from down there

good I leave soon but I'm js checking in like usual

jomoki2

i was 6'2 and a half

that sounds like the little kids who are like "im 9 and a half"

jomoki2

crazy coming from down there

the only thing down there is my veiny ahh dih

mal

that sounds like the little kids who are like "im 9 and a half"

heeehehhe

jomoki2

crazy coming from down there

i cant help being short

do i put the other half in the fridge

mal

i cant help being short

besides you love me anyway so it doesnt matter

mayziee.

do i put the other half in the fridge

i believe so

bye daughter

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mal

bye daughter

ily

i dont like avocado

mayziee.

ily

ilyt

United Kingdom UK

Avocado is a fruit btw

it got dat seed

jomoki2

im alergic to avocado

hehe i remembered that

BAHAH

OPAL

OPAL GUESS WHAT

jomoki2

iltsm bbg

muah

opal 😿

WHAT HWAT

I GOT MY HANDS ON A REDBULLLLLLLLLLLLL

peach ofc

I THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET ONE TIL FRIDAY

BUT MY FRIEND GOT ME FROM WORK YESTERDAY AND TOOK ME TO GET SOME

breendann shoots better then youuu

glazing bro

...dont start

SO MY PARENTS WOULDNT SEE

breendann shoots better then youuu

glazing bro

stfu

OPAL I ORDERED A NEW WALLET TOO ITS SO PRETTY

mal

OPAL I ORDERED A NEW WALLET TOO ITS SO PRETTY

CAN I SEEEEEE

opal 😿

CAN I SEEEEEE

LEMME GET A SCREENSHOT

polo g is a lerical mastermind

opal 😿

hru doing Cosmo?

im on a freak study session with a classmate for my calc 3 class

jomoki2

polo g is a lerical mastermind

Kendrick is better

rap is just ass in general

opal 😿

OKOK

imma take off the tassel but HEHE

Cosmo idk

im on a freak study session with a classmate for my calc 3 class

calc 3??? is bro Albert Einstein??

mal

imma take off the tassel but HEHE

OOO I like this

Cosmo idk

rap is just ass in general

I thought you liked Israeli rap

i love the color

opal 😿

I thought you liked Israeli rap

gag

opal 😿

calc 3??? is bro Albert Einstein??

hes like 30 iq points higher than me more or less

jomoki2

polo g is a lerical mastermind

everybody goes through something its all about perservering

opal 😿

it is very pretty

js like u twin

Cosmo idk

hes like 30 iq points higher than me more or less

iq isn't real bruh

omg frrrrr

i have trauma from it

so its ok

jomoki2

everybody goes through something its all about perservering

speeding down the wrong path found my lane and i rerouted

"in love with a special spaghetti monster"

opal 😿

"in love with a special spaghetti monster"

GAG

mal

i have trauma from it

you've got a cure for that thats two words. first ones 5 letters. last word 4 letters

jomoki2

ok WHAT KENDRICK SONG

sing about me im dying of thirst

bc he has some shit music and some ok shit too

Cosmo idk

you've got a cure for that thats two words. first ones 5 letters. last word 4 letters

reddd bull

jomoki2

bc he has some shit music and some ok shit too

100/10 ragebait buddy

my dad has a tesla and its no bueno

0/10 to drive

mal

my dad has a tesla and its no bueno

Elon musk is a bih

fr

my dad js got it for work tho

cus its cheaper than paying the gas

hes interesting

he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

opal 😿

he's so chopped broooo

FR

Cosmo idk

he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

bro is cracking the atmosphere

im litsening to "until i found you" and "yellow" is next

Cosmo idk

he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

you wanna be penetrated by big black tubes

jomoki2

im litsening to "until i found you" and "yellow" is next

until i found you is SO good

then "she will be loved"

im litening to my "forever love" playlist

Cosmo idk

ew no

stop denying your gayness

edited

your need for dick

jomoki2

im litening to my "forever love" playlist

hell yeah

opal 😿

bro was built for some dih

kachow

gng im straightening my hair td

it dried funky cus i went to bed with it wet

TY

its not nice now tho its uneven

which is fine

i dont mind straightening it occasionally

opal 😿

I dyed my hair red so its all fried

ohhh real

i have red temporary dye that i use and it also acts as a hair mask

smells delicious and makes my hair feel delicious

10/10

gonna use it for when i see bruno mars

I'm getting my hair done and dying it red soon I'm so lit boi

mal

hell yeah

made it for when im chilling with you in the future bbg

YAYAYAYYAYAY

opal 😿

I'm getting my hair done and dying it red soon I'm so lit boi

yesssssssssssssssssss

i need a haircut next month

MUAHH

how are y'all in love already its been like 29 days

magic

cus my little pony

duh

thats what cosmo wants

im in love and in my love tehehehehe

mal

cus my little pony

Uhh i think you mean "magical donkey land"

catch him singing adore you to the big samoan men

United Kingdom UK

Uhh i think you mean "magical donkey land"

no.

jomoki2

im in love and in my love tehehehehe

trueeeeee

NOO

byeeeee opal

oh bbg i got a new highlighter

well a pack

but only needed the blue one

the world is ugly by mcr is such a good song

im so genuine

mal

the world is ugly by mcr is such a good song

REAL

byeee

OH CEMETERY DRIVE MY MCR

SO GOOD

jomoki2

REAL

litsening to Iris now

hell yeah

United Kingdom UK

Of this site i mean

and the dick

dont lie you gay fuck

OMG I HAVENT HERD THINKING OUT LOUD IN SO LONG

i love that song

honestly ed sheeran was so overrated for a long time and now hes lowkey underrated

something just like this

breendann shoots better then youuu

im fine syht

sure buddy

jomoki2

sterio hearts

I LOVE THAT SONG

ollies here

she sleepin

mk pal

shes so cute

mal

shes so cute

u cuter love

jomoki2

u cuter love

no u dear

no sir

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

im always right

eheheheheheeh

mayziee.

I like someone

oh?

jomoki2

muah

muahh

who?

...

whoooo

but i dont think id have a chance with them

mal

muahh

u are the cutest ever

i think its too soont o like someone so i dont wann hrut them or use them as rebound if i did a chance

thats smart

ok thats fair but do u know them personaly

it is rlly soon

jomoki2

u are the cutest ever

maybe in your opinion smh

jomoki2

ok thats fair but do u know them personaly

wdym? i mean ive known him for a few days, another park of it being to soon

i js get attached easy and fast

and it happend with him

mal

maybe in your opinion smh

its facts

mal

it is rlly soon

yeah

i still like hurt bad from emily

but like hes a safe haven a distraction from that

id stay away from any more relationships for a long ass time

jomoki2

its facts

opinion

thats real be his closest friend and if u help him through this hell like u trust

NO STOP

jomoki2

thats real be his closest friend and if u help him through this hell like u trust

i mean he calls me cute

he tells me he thinks im pretty if i eever doubt myself

ok well if u still hurt then set with that and understand why it hurts like just sit and think for a while and thats what i usally do to understand myself deeply

ok so yall into eachother

im jsut so used to like

turning away from pain and jumping into smthin

or i js get attached rlly easily

just be there for eachother and see where is goes

i mean i defo dont think i have a chance with hi

but hes like so nice to m

so obv u gto a good chance

maybe its cause i ask adaorble

holy fuck im to tired tot type

i romise im not retarted

im hereee

charlie i dont trust this

iim just scared to tell anyone who it is

cus it never ends well

mayziee.

iim just scared to tell anyone who it is

tell me

on the bit

yes you can

im your mother

you can tell me anything

someone might kill someone

i wont kill anyone

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THEN NO

absolutely not

who is it

tell me rn

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HELL NO SORRY DISREGARD ANYTHIFNG I SAID

PLEASE DONT KILL HIM FOR CALLING ME CUTE

he might mean as a sister

idc

thats weird

hes weird

i dont like him

nah 19 and 15 is never ok

just be his friend if anything

i mnea he hanst been like weird or anything

mayziee.

but hes nice

no

ik its sad but like thats 4 years

he's weird

thats predator behavior

age of consent in the us is 17 to 18 ur 2-3 years from that

mayziee.

dont tell cosmo

i wont

age of consent is like 16 in michigan

mayziee.

nuhuh

yes it is

mal

yes it is

yes ma'am :<

damn it is 16 thats crazy

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yalll said that baout the 24 yr old

and yall was right 😅

yup

i have experience

he bought me subway atleast?

grooming

i mean also sexually harrased me over and over

dont talk to him anymore

he's weird

evan 19 and 24 is crazy

and creepy

the 19 year old

no

stop

i js like wont let him be weird

no

the fact that he's talking to you is weird

in and of itself

what if i lied abt my age

because he's already made it clear that he thinks youre cute

so thats weird

mayziee.

what if i lied abt my age

....

i dont lie abt my age

ok

but i dont wanna lose him i alkready attached :<

no

he's done

no

we're not doing this

no

he's not safe

no

thats not a thing "not letting him be wierd" i get is u get emotionally attached easily but he os 19 ur 15 thats not ok in any way and if he thinks of u in that way theres no "not letting him be wierd" he is wierd but he might not like u like that and just think of u as a sister but still be carful

yeha what if he thinks of me likie a sister

i dont trust that it's a sister thing

i mean me and parker met when he was 18

and he thinks of me as a sister

parker has a gf

and isnt making moves on you

he didnt when we met

ya fs i dont think the sister this is really a possibilaty

normal adult guys dont call 15 year olds cute if they see them as a sister

they just dont

no i mean

he's weird

he's done

STOP YELLNING AT ME

and if he's not gonna be done then i will talk to him myself

i dont know u like at all but for ur wellbeing stay for away

thats like genuenly creepy af

and if you wanna tell him that im the one that said he needs to be done then that's fine

ill take the blame

but js no he's a creep

ahsnikko is so pretty

fair

me too ngl

i think mckenna grace is the prettiest ever

i love her sm

silly

i forgt i was quitting wje

op ok

bye then

ilyt

SAME

haadi got drunk last night bc he drank hand sanitizer

wtf 😭

but we had the most genuen convo ever bro

daamn

he a lil hungover rn at the house

omg lmao

real

lmaooo

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nooo

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nooo sorry im on the phoneee

okok

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ILYY

noooo

i wish

breendann shoots better then youuu

just kiss already

fag

mal

i wish

if we were in person the first thing i would do id kiss you

hehe

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like when i fly in the second i see u

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Dont tell me to shut up.

Ignoring your childish "insult"

jomoki2

like when i fly in the second i see u

sounds wonderful

im off the phone now bbg

was talking to my pastor

i straightened my hair

it looks sm better now lmao

it dried to weirdly

lol my haie is really wver rn

oooo

its like alm curls

jomoki2

its like alm curls

whaaaaaaaaat

bro my hairs getting so longggg

twinsss

ilytttt

yes

yessss i promise

muuuuuuah

I HAVE A 2 HOUR TEST

NOO

YOU GOT THIS

I BELIEVE IN YOU

alm done tho im on 45-50 questions

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

HELLLLLL YEAH

WOOP WOOP

FUCK a 15 min video

GOOD JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

YAYAYAYYAAYYAYA

omg bro

idk how to do geometry tho bc gemeli or gpt both suck at it

I HATE GEOMETRY

so yesterday i went to tacobell with 2 of my friends

MY FRIEND

IS THROWING UP NOW.

i just cant respond bbg

okkk

IM SCARED

she throwing up today

i alm threw up yesterday

noooooooooooo

theres a stomach thing going through my church rn

jomoki2

im ok now

thats good

I DONT WANT IT THO

i felt like shit for like 30-45 mins then fell asleep for 6 hours

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daaaaamn

BUT I MIGHT

ALSO THERE WAS ANOTHER ANT IN MY ROOM

evan though i got 8 FUCKING HOUSE OF SLEEP WITCH OS CRAZY

ON MY FLOOR

jomoki2

evan though i got 8 FUCKING HOUSE OF SLEEP WITCH OS CRAZY

WHAAAAAAT

NO THEYRE COMING FOR ME

ya 8 hours then 6 more

THEY HATE ME AND WANNA KILL ME

jomoki2

ya 8 hours then 6 more

thats insane

i hate ants

and i hate throw up

i hate everything.

no

but at least u dont got red imported fire ant

im scared.

there all aroung the fire pit and i wanna torture them bro

TORTURE THEMMM

Red Imported Fire Ants inflict painful stings that form pustules, itching for up to two weeks.

idk how to tortue them the best tho

SLICE THEM UP WITH A KNIFE

it says to pour boilig water

delicious

but theres like 10 entrances to the collony

burn them

and then feed them to penis

penis i cooked you sprinkles

also im thinking of making a small shack type thing in the woods out of sticks

ooooooooooo

but we dont got a shovel to make a base or foundation to put sticks/logs into

ohh damn

17

in this sites prime we’d fill several chats a day

and there’d be like 8 ppl talking at a time

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oh shit i just heard the guy say he can see everythign thats on our screens

jomoki2

i love you mal

i love you too

also ive been watching the SAME VIDEO SINCE I ENDED THE TEST AND ITS FINALLY OVER

jomoki2

oh shit i just heard the guy say he can see everythign thats on our screens

shit

jomoki2

also ive been watching the SAME VIDEO SINCE I ENDED THE TEST AND ITS FINALLY OVER

BRO

this is hell on earth bru

im sorry love

that granny is honestly adorable

nah alg i think im gonna have to do sumer shcool tho bc i cant do school at the house now bc i would text u

nooooo

okkk