Hello!

im back bbg still doing school so i wont be able to chat as consistantly but im here

what up man

how'd you get relapse protocol

ur not my bbg

man stfu

she's prolly asleep now

i fake dated her. i know her schedule

she ought to wake up in like 2 hrs or so

AND I AM REALLY DATING HER BC I DONT NEED TO PRETEND TO BE WITH A GIRL TO SAY I HAVE A GF I SINGLE FUCK

i know im just saying so that when she sees shell wake up

also im playing

yeah ik

besides i don't believe im yet emotionally mature enough for a relationship

gotta take care of school shit first

well the point of the prank was literally just a prank so like

i know

BBG

oh wow ur up early

you clearly dont know my schedule as well as you think

i have classes on thursdays so i wake up early to get ready

my calculations were incorrect. omg the whole world is falling apart

omg love

ilysm bbg

lmao

hiiii

ilyt

hru love

ooh uks on

bbg

also

12 days

im ok hbuu

good bord by school tho

thats so long 😭

YA I KNOW IM SORRY

ITS OK LOVEE

also i finally for a razor so i could shave

congrats

yayayayy

yipeeee

i miss you

so much

i miss u too

its so sad not being able to tty during the day

ikkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

fdszxcvghjiuytrfdc bnmlko'uy7tfrdxcbnkirf

leave

lwk you gotta chill

what did i do gng

all you done is annoy us since you got here

if you aint gonna contribute to the conversation going on then close the tab and focus on your school

alright goat

goat?

girl

not in school dumbass

why you callin her a dumbass when

its a thursday

why are you not in school

sorry mal had to go to restroom

please, if you don't got something helpful to say, don't say it

loser

get back to your middle school studies

hiiiii

hiiiiii

doctor my hand broke

damn

that sucks

whatd you do to your hand 😭

wait jomoki were you in shed when matty ice broke daniels nose?

ily

ilyt bbg

.

i fell off the truck then my hand bended

guys i have a redbull

ow

ive somehow never broken anything

pinkie

freaky pinkie

that doesnt count

does so

ONG I WANT

it was my left pinky

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

also we dont know for sure if it was broken or messed up some other way

it got messed up

boo

...

ilysm

ilym

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HA

SCARED YOU

awww now gimme a trashcan

no

guys guess what kinda redbull i got

I left early btw

uh

a canned one?

hi king hru

Last week thursday

not funny

Im good hbu

im good

wsp uk

so yall not in class?

i have class at 12

aww im sorry

He jerked it

im homeschooled so i dont go to class every day all day

i got an exam in like half an hour

LOOOOSER

muah

k

im gonna miss you so fucking much the next 12 days

me toooooooooooo

im fine. im studying it rn last second adhd style

ngl i didnt check any of my assignment for my college comp class til yesterday and its all due friday

and i have yet to check my college psych and that shits due saturday

least i hope it is

...

cooked

nah

yall do it because yall two acting really thristy

im good at locking in and getting shit done

im gonna die

dont die pls

I left school last week thursday

girl

boy

girl

im gonna die

boy boy

no

yes

no youre not

12 days toooo loooonnnggggg

nooooooooooooo its not

it used to be 14 days

now its only 12

im gonna die of sadness and boardem

dooooo the boom boom boom boom

ok thats fair

your gonna die of ethan

nah ethan a fuck nga

You can do it, soldier

retarted preme

no youll be sad and bored and then the 12 days will be done and itll be happy again

ooohhh thats good way to put it

bros been violating his restraint order.

yall dont have phones?

uh its a long story

oh my comp homework is easy

aint rlly a thing that we want or care to explain to you

we do js cant text temporarily

thats as detailed as im gonna get

mhm

hence the 12 day countdown

shi mal should we get jomoki on bit?

Fr

help

hm?

whats up

how do you tell when

an avacado is ready

It looks yummy, idk

if its squishy but not too squishy

dark green skin, soft but not mushy

so i cant eat the hard ones :<

stfu

.. dont start

pause

Asshole

spam is a reason to get banned jsyk

strike 2

hehyeheheheh

one more you're gone

The hqrd ones are the best MMFGH

no like fr

i wrote u smthing ill text it to you if i remember

can i not eat it if its hard

yayayayayay

its not preferred

I did once

wdym

let it sit out for a few days

Itsceditble

i was in my feals all night

ok

Ban

ban

ty bye

ive sent you a billion random texts already so sorry in advance lmao

bye daughter

...

yall all short af besides mal

mal is short tho

im super tall

6'7

js kidding

shes 6'7

im 67 inches tall

7'6 you mean

...

you the owner

Mod

me and cosmo both have the ability to ban you

girl you ain't 2 inches taller than your dad

thats why we're also able to delete what you send

ok ok chilllllll bud

check your math friend

also i measured myself whoever was saying im not 6'2 u were right

I shouldbve been mod too 👿👿👿

im 6'2.5

i was answering youre questions goofy

you fs shoulda

genuinely

We are perfectly chill

hello chat

opallllllllll

hiiiiiiiiii

OPAL IT WAS U

midget

i measured myself

wait what

i wasent 6'2

i was 6'2 and a half

hii how are you doing today

im good hbuuu

crazy coming from down there

good I leave soon but I'm js checking in like usual

that sounds like the little kids who are like "im 9 and a half"

the only thing down there is my veiny ahh dih

LOLLLL

help

heeehehhe

Yo

hee hee

i cant help being short

if i cut an avacado

yooo long time no see

do i put the other half in the fridge

besides you love me anyway so it doesnt matter

i believe so

Likewise

Yes

ok thx bye

bye daughter

im alergic to avocado

sadily

ily

i dont like avocado

Avocado is a fruit btw

ilyt

no one asked

jk

it got dat seed

hehe i remembered that

Spread his seed

BAHAH

bruh

iltsm bbg

OPAL

OPAL GUESS WHAT

WHAT HWAT

muah

I GOT MY HANDS ON A REDBULLLLLLLLLLLLL

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

hat flavor

what

peach ofc

tuffffff

I THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET ONE TIL FRIDAY

glazing bro

wsp opal

BUT MY FRIEND GOT ME FROM WORK YESTERDAY AND TOOK ME TO GET SOME

...dont start

SO MY PARENTS WOULDNT SEE

hello cosmo

stfu

hru doing Cosmo?

:C

OPAL I ORDERED A NEW WALLET TOO ITS SO PRETTY

CAN I SEEEEEE

Stay sad

Good boy

he's 13 bro

LEMME GET A SCREENSHOT

OKOK

shush

polo g is a lerical mastermind

im on a freak study session with a classmate for my calc 3 class

Kendrick is better

rap is just ass in general

imma take off the tassel but HEHE

calc 3??? is bro Albert Einstein??

nah

OOO I like this

I thought you liked Israeli rap

i love the color

gag

it is very pretty

hes like 30 iq points higher than me more or less

everybody goes through something its all about perservering

js like u twin

iq isn't real bruh

<3

broo guys we need to call again

omg frrrrr

fr

I'm still not over the prank btw

loser

i have trauma from it

so its ok

same here

speeding down the wrong path found my lane and i rerouted

"in love with a special spaghetti monster"

What was it

GAG

LMAOOO

ok WHAT KENDRICK SONG

you've got a cure for that thats two words. first ones 5 letters. last word 4 letters

sing about me im dying of thirst

bc he has some shit music and some ok shit too

reddd bull

nuh

100/10 ragebait buddy

different one

lol im not mad XD

call me in a tesla

my dad has a tesla and its no bueno

What

Sybau

0/10 to drive

Elon musk is a bih

fr

my dad js got it for work tho

tuff

cus its cheaper than paying the gas

Elon musk has like a crazy breeding kink

hes interesting

he's so chopped broooo

fr

he's a lil bit autistic but uh hes penetrating the atmospherre with big metal tubes

FR

bro is cracking the atmosphere

im litsening to "until i found you" and "yellow" is next

you wanna be penetrated by big black tubes

ew no

until i found you is SO good

Cosmo is a twink

then "she will be loved"

FOR REAL

Just say yes gng 🫩🥀

Ethan is my femboy and Cosmo is my twink

im litening to my "forever love" playlist

stop denying your gayness

your need for dick

bro was built for some dih

hell yeah

kachow

hoiyah

gng im straightening my hair td

All of his holes are perfectly dih shaped

YAYAYAYAY

it dried funky cus i went to bed with it wet

ur wavy hair is pretty tho

TY

:D

its not nice now tho its uneven

which is fine

I dyed my hair red so its all fried

i dont mind straightening it occasionally

ohhh real

i have red temporary dye that i use and it also acts as a hair mask

smells delicious and makes my hair feel delicious

10/10

gonna use it for when i see bruno mars

I'm getting my hair done and dying it red soon I'm so lit boi

made it for when im chilling with you in the future bbg

YAYAYAYYAYAY

yesssssssssssssssssss

i need a haircut next month

MUAH

MUAHH

how are y'all in love already its been like 29 days

magic

cus my little pony

duh

duh

dih

thats what cosmo wants

im in love and in my love tehehehehe

Uhh i think you mean "magical donkey land"

catch him singing adore you to the big samoan men

no.

trueeeeee

gtg guys

cya!

NOO

byeeeee opal

Bye Opal

oh bbg i got a new highlighter

well a pack

but only needed the blue one

the world is ugly by mcr is such a good song

ohhhh niceeee

I love how genuine that no was

im so genuine

REAL

Ima hop off cya

byeee

Of this site i mean

OH CEMETERY DRIVE MY MCR

SO GOOD