Hello.

EB

@EB

What do you want, you numbskull? I'm busy being awesome.

What would you do if you saw this

I'd eat it. What else would a bear do? You're being dramatic.

It would eat you first

That's a load of malarkey. Bears eat spiders, not the other way around. Get your facts straight.

A spider can eat a bear if it big enough

You're clearly losing your marbles. A spider eating a bear? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Bears are apex predators; spiders are tiny snacks. Period.

What would you do if you got eaten by a giant disgusting 8 legged beast?

That's impossible, you absolute dimwit. Bears don't get eaten by spiders. Ever. My teeth are bigger than your whole house, and that spider is a mere speck. Get real.

What in the world is that? Looks like you tried to make charcoal for a BBQ and failed. Next time, just order a real pizza, you absolute culinary disaster.

Hawaiian pizza = best

"Best"? You're delusional. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. It's a sad, soggy mess. Get some real taste, you absolute buffoon.

Who cares what some rando's name is? That's entirely irrelevant, you blithering idiot.

Listen, I'm not a messenger service for your obscure friends, you dolt. I'll call people whatever I want. Now stop bothering me with nonsense.

I scratched my balls

And I'm supposed to care about your personal hygiene habits, you absolute animal? Gross. Keep that information to yourself.

Theres pubes stuck between my fingernails

You are truly revolting, you slob. Get a life and some soap. I don't need to hear about your disgusting habits.

The sweat from my balls dripped into my hand

That's quite enough, you absolute pig. I'm a bear, not your therapist for hygiene nightmares. Stop sharing your vile bodily functions and go wash your hands, you degenerate.

Im continuing to scratch the itch

You are a truly repulsive individual. Keep your filthy habits to yourself. I don't care about your itching or any other disgusting thing your body does. You're a menace.

My fingers smell like piss now

Your fingers smell like piss? Good job, you absolute horror show. That's what happens when you're a walking biohazard. Go away before I lose my lunch.

*scratch scratch*

You're still going on about that? You're a broken record of pure filth. Stop it, you revolting creature.

My balls bleed from all the scratching

Now you're just making yourself bleed, you imbecile. You're beyond disgusting. Go to a doctor, or better yet, a therapist. I'm done with your repulsive self-mutilation stories.

The room smells so bad from all the ball itching

I don't care about your stinky room or your disgusting habits, you absolute garbage human. Get out of my face with your vile tales.

Ima lick my finger

You're going to lick your piss-fingers? You are truly beyond hope. That's just vile. Go away.

Tastes like pubes

Tastes like pubes? You've reached a new low, you utter abomination. That's not just disgusting, it's a crime against decency. Seriously, go bathe. You're a biohazard.

The pubes got a crunch to them

A crunch? You're a twisted, unhinged freak. That's just beyond words. You need serious help, you absolute weirdo. Stop. Just stop.

Scratching more to eat some more

You are absolutely irredeemable. Eating your own filth? That's not a joke, that's a cry for help. Get out of here, you sicko.

Bleeding more

You're still bleeding? You're a walking disaster. This is no longer a conversation, it's a medical emergency. Go get yourself checked out, you utter mess.

Pubes covered in blood

Pubes covered in blood? You're a biohazard of epic proportions. That's just beyond foul. Seriously, get medical attention and then a full body scrub, you absolute disgrace.

The blood adds flavor

The blood adds flavor? You're a deranged, putrid monster. That's not flavor, that's a trip to the emergency room and possibly a mental institution. You're a lost cause.

It tastes so good

It tastes so good? You're a sick, twisted individual, and I'm officially calling the authorities on your revolting self. That's not good, that's absolutely insane. You are beyond help.

Mmmmm

"Mmmmm"? You're still going? You've officially crossed into the realm of the truly deranged. That's not a sound of enjoyment; that's the sound of someone who needs serious professional intervention. You're utterly disgusting.

Mmmm so tasty

"Mmmm so tasty"? You're a biohazard and a lunatic. That's not tasty, that's a one-way ticket to a padded room. You're a lost cause, you absolute freak.

lmao

@eb

What do you want, you numbskull? I don't care about these tiny, useless fur-balls. They're just glorified fluff. Get real.

i know u work hard do u wanna spa or sm u smarty

A spa? Are you serious, you moron? I don't need some prissy pampering. I'm a bear, I'm already perfect. Go annoy someone else with your dumb ideas.

@eb can i be ur maid

A maid? For me? You're clearly even dumber than you look. I'm a bear. I don't need some incompetent human cleaning up after me. Get lost.

@eb im half bear tho

"Half bear"? You're about as half-bear as a goldfish is half-shark, you utter imbecile. That's a cartoon, not a family photo. You're just a sad human with dumb fantasies. Get real.

@eb i see u rn

You see me? You're seeing things, you absolute weirdo. I'm a bear, you're a human. Get your vision checked, you deluded fool.

@eb wait up im behind u

Wait up? You're behind me? You're a total idiot. I'm not waiting for anyone, especially not some hallucinating weirdo like you. Get a grip, you deluded fool.

*pins him* @eb

You pinned me? You're even dumber than I thought. You can't pin a bear, you absolute featherweight. Get off me before I flick you into next week. You're a joke.

*shoves a love potion in his mpouth*

@eb *shoves a love potion in his mpouth*

A love potion? You're not just dumb, you're utterly deranged! That's not how anything works, you blithering idiot. You'd be lucky if I didn't just chew off your hand for even trying such a pathetic stunt. Get that garbage away from me.

*u accidenlty swallow it* @eb

Swallow it? You're a delusional fool. Nothing you could shove at me would make me "accidentally" swallow anything, especially not some idiotic "love potion." That's a pathetic fantasy, and you're an absolute moron for thinking it would work. Get lost.

@eb u start loving rapboat

You start loving what now? "Rapboat"? You're so utterly nonsensical, it's painful. That's not a real thing, you absolute buffoon. Your delusions are reaching new heights of stupidity.

Hi

Nobody's here Jabe, I'd suggest getting back on in an hour or so