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  • Eat my child, ill kill you.

    i love eating children

    seeing as i'm sitting next to you i may or may not be alive

    ElsatheAquarius

    Look, you're talking to urself

    nah they just my fan

    ElsatheAquarius

    I can tell ur the same person

    shut up lil bitch

    no we just know each other irl

    ElsatheAquarius

    coz you were made on the same day

    and because we were both bored in english class

    we can send a message at the same time if you wanna prove it

    i don't wanna make a video about shakespeare

    Average Starry Fan

    shut up op

    I'm the original poster? Gee thx even tho this ain't my post

    he has an interesting name tho

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'm the original poster? Gee thx even tho this ain't my post

    I hat eyou kys

    DuoIingo

    and because we were both bored in english class

    ohhh oki

    omfg toast why do u keep moving chats

    ElsatheAquarius

    ohhh oki

    mk coolio

    Average Starry Fan

    I hat eyou kys

    Idrc if you hate me, and i would rather not kill my self thankyou very much

    ElsatheAquarius

    Idrc if you hate me, and i would rather not kill my self thankyou very much

    w h a t ?

    Average Starry Fan

    Opal dont like you i dont like you

    opal wants to like her

    Average Starry Fan

    Opal dont like you i dont like you

    ohh i met opal the other day

    Average Starry Fan

    sure

    no sure

    Average Starry Fan

    Opal dont like you i dont like you

    okay, idrc. I didn't even do anything to her, she's just being over dramatic - a always

    Average Starry Fan

    what time is it for you arson?

    uhhh 3:18

    ElsatheAquarius

    okay, idrc. I didn't even do anything to her, she's just being over dramatic - a always

    shut yo buitch ass up

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i want to be parentless. i don't want to call anybody mommy

    lmao

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u guys in texas

    yea

    Average Starry Fan

    fuck you mean nah

    I don't wanna "shut my buitch ass up" you cunt

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    who the hell are u

    lmao i just changed my username i'm arson's friend

    ElsatheAquarius

    I don't wanna "shut my buitch ass up" you cunt

    shhhhhhh

    I KNOW A GOOD MURDERER

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    stop instigating the drama

    I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

    The Radio Demon

    Whom?!

    ONE OF MY FRIENDS

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

    Opal is no no

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    "whom"

    You do not know how close I was to use profanity I swear-

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

    shut up bitch

    The Radio Demon

    You do not know how close I was to use profanity I swear-

    ded cat

    Average Starry Fan

    shut up bitch

    why would like like for me to adopt?

    ElsatheAquarius

    I like you shy (as a friend)

    A mirror? (Same)

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

    what did she say

    I’m sorry I don’t think I can believe anything you’re saying right now, I think it’s best for all of us if you leave the website for a while, you told us your mental health was bad. Also, no one would ever pose as you, and I never did. I’m sorry but there isn’t a way I can forgive you, you’re kind of a toxic person and you’ve never been there when people turned against me and you’re kind of fake so for my sake I don’t want this anymore, el. One thing she said to me

    arsonisfun

    what is even goin onnnnn

    idk mann

    Average Starry Fan

    change your name to elsa the retard

    Fuck you.

    bro wrote a whole paragraph

    ElsatheAquarius

    I’m sorry I don’t think I can believe anything you’re saying right now, I think it’s best for all of us if you leave the website for a while, you told us your mental health was bad. Also, no one would ever pose as you, and I never did. I’m sorry but there isn’t a way I can forgive you, you’re kind of a toxic person and you’ve never been there when people turned against me and you’re kind of fake so for my sake I don’t want this anymore, el. One thing she said to me

    shut up

    i dont even know whats going on but its great

    arsonisfun

    what is even goin onnnnn

    Does it look like I know?

    Average Starry Fan

    git

    Who would you like me to adopt?

    arsonisfun

    i dont even know whats going on but its great

    who should i root for guys??

    Average Starry Fan

    Wadeypoo

    Uhm..........................

    arsonisfun

    who should i root for guys??

    idk who the asshole is rn

    Comment deleted
    Average Starry Fan

    MEMEMEMEMEME

    k u seem chill so yea

    Comment deleted
    The Radio Demon

    I used profanity

    nice

    El why are you so desperate to be my friend? I mean I want to but I don’t know if I can trust you anymore, I’ve done similar things and I apologized but people are on good terms with me now because I left them alone You need to learn how to respect boundaries and leave people alone and I asked you nicely many times but you refused to listen to me and the fact that you think we’re best friends after all this is weird I’m sorry Another thing she said to me

    ElsatheAquarius

    El why are you so desperate to be my friend? I mean I want to but I don’t know if I can trust you anymore, I’ve done similar things and I apologized but people are on good terms with me now because I left them alone You need to learn how to respect boundaries and leave people alone and I asked you nicely many times but you refused to listen to me and the fact that you think we’re best friends after all this is weird I’m sorry Another thing she said to me

    she spittin

    the real question is nta or yta

    Comment deleted

    literally where did this come from

    brb guys we're gonna go against each other in nitro type

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    let me talk to her

    she ain't online anything rn

    no actually why is there so much drama for a joke site tho

    Average Starry Fan

    No

    toast, if you stop talking to her, she will stop talking

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    toast, if you stop talking to her, she will stop talking

    BUT SHES THE OPP

    ElsatheAquarius

    "eee yayy" ha.ha.ha. how pathetic lol

    lmao talking like they in an anime

    ElsatheAquarius

    "eee yayy" ha.ha.ha. how pathetic lol

    don't be mean :(

    Comment deleted
    Average Starry Fan

    BUT SHES THE OPP

    shes not off the top. she is just very aggresive when it comes to her feelings

    arsonisfun

    no actually why is there so much drama for a joke site tho

    lol

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    calm down

    Not wehn they after my children

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    shes not off the top. she is just very aggresive when it comes to her feelings

    F U C K O F F in a very polite way

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    guys, fucking calm the hell down

    fr

    Average Starry Fan

    ADOPT ARSONISFUN

    uhmm

    Average Starry Fan

    BUT SHES THE OPP

    ^^^^^

    Average Starry Fan

    AND I JUST MET ARSON

    and we r instant soulmates fr

    ElsatheAquarius

    says you, you deformed rat

    defromed rat?

    The Radio Demon

    I am glad i am the supplier of popcorn

    gimme

    ElsatheAquarius

    wtf is an opp?

    you are so autistic

    your hair is so greesy nd ragidy its fallin out

    how much of a loser are you to not know what opp means

    your face looks like a racoon that got ran oever 7 times

    The Radio Demon

    Otherwise I’d be as broke as you guys

    i love this guy

    huh so autistic? Says the kid that got sent home for throwing a stapler

    our english table took an autism test the other day

    arsonisfun

    i love this guy

    Haha thank you! Why? I want to know so I can enhance that stuff and be a better person

    THEY ARE MAKING A MISTAKE ATTACKING MY CHILD

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    el, stop

    I'm not stopping until they stop

    ElsatheAquarius

    huh so autistic? Says the kid that got sent home for throwing a stapler

    you fr look autistic too

    IDGAF IF HE AINT FAMILY BUT I ADOPTED HIMM CAUSE HE FEELS LIKE FAMILY

    The Radio Demon

    Haha thank you! Why? I want to know so I can enhance that stuff and be a better person

    cuz u just randomly appear and give popcorn

    Anonymous

    IDGAF IF HE AINT FAMILY BUT I ADOPTED HIMM CAUSE HE FEELS LIKE FAMILY

    thats nice

    looking like u done snuck onto earth

    arsonisfun

    thats nice

    Shut.

    i feel like im the only person here who doesn't have beef with anynone

    Anonymous

    Shut.

    i meant it in a good wayyyy

    urfavvirgo

    u look like a balding man

    Your family tree looks like a wreath

    arsonisfun

    i meant it in a good wayyyy

    ik but im not ehh i dont like being nice

    arsonisfun

    i feel like im the only person here who doesn't have beef with anynone

    no you have beef with a 3 year old actually

    ElsatheAquarius

    Your family tree looks like a wreath

    no ?

    Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    angel, can u please unblock me on quotev.

    l8r

    Comment deleted by arsonisfun
    ElsatheAquarius

    Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

    el

    ElsatheAquarius

    Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

    should I post ur face?

    it's getting heated in here damn

    DuoIingo

    it's getting heated in here damn

    ikr

    emily god dindt even make thtat

    Anonymous

    emily god dindt even make thtat

    she an alien

    The aliens threw its ass out

    she too fucking ugly for everyone

    urfavvirgo

    she an alien

    You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

    DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

    ElsatheAquarius

    You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

    I am defenitely attractive enough to judge YOU

    ElsatheAquarius

    You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

    el, leave this shit behind

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u guys are so immature for bullying a 12yo

    k

    Anonymous

    DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

    Emmmmmm

    arsonisfun

    cuz u just randomly appear and give popcorn

    Haha ok!

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    be slightly less more immature for once

    n

    Anonymous

    DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

    Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

    The Radio Demon

    Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

    shes changing the subject

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And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

    The Radio Demon

    Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

    Sense when did u have beef w. me? Tf.

    ElsatheAquarius

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

    no ones reading thsi

    ElsatheAquarius

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

    HELP U DO LOOK BRITISH

    urfavvirgo

    UR FACE IS SO MESSED UP

    I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

    damn

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

    ky

    ElsatheAquarius

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

    WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS GONEEE

    ElsatheAquarius

    I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

    I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

    ElsatheAquarius

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

    cpy and pate

    urfavvirgo

    I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

    fuck off

    PLEASE GUYS CALM DOWNNNN DAMNN

    Average Starry Fan

    MLLLLLALLLALALALALALLALALALLA

    HEY TOAST

    urfavvirgo

    I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

    emily, shut ur goddamn mouth and stop getting angry at a person on the other side of the planet

    urfavvirgo

    HES BEING IRRITATING

    You're the strongest argument I've ever seen for abortion

    arsonisfun

    PLEASE GUYS CALM DOWNNNN DAMNN

    They woooooont want some popcorn? A cadaver or 10$ or name your price I actually don’t give a shit as long as I get something )

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    emily, shut ur goddamn mouth and stop getting angry at a person on the other side of the planet

    well lucky for u my mouth ain’t open

    Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?

    cos i unblocekd u on quotev

    ElsatheAquarius

    Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?

    im saving this insult

    urfavvirgo

    are u acoustic too?

    They’re not a guitar.

    Average Starry Fan

    FUCK MY KEYBARD

    Having a little dick doesn't mean you can be a big one

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    el, stop

    Give up. It won’t work. Enjoy the show. They’ll tire or one will kill themselves eventually.

    i'll follow you

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    this isn't a show i want to enjoy

    Your loss then

    The Radio Demon

    Give up. It won’t work. Enjoy the show. They’ll tire or one will kill themselves eventually.

    fr

    Anonymous

    bye resta yall

    bye bye

    urfavvirgo

    it’s called TYPING

    You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

    wait arson i feel like i know you

    The Radio Demon

    Do you like Hazbin Hotel?

    I DO

    The Radio Demon

    Do you like Hazbin Hotel?

    yea i watched it

    ElsatheAquarius

    You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

    the self projection smh

    ElsatheAquarius

    You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

    el, save the insults for other people

    beeee

    wait arson i feel like i know you

    huh

    ElsatheAquarius

    You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

    nuh uh shes actually like genuinely gorgeous

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    el, save the insults for other people

    nah

    arsonisfun

    huh

    the way you talk is familiar

    The Radio Demon

    YES! WHOS UR FAV CHARACTER

    obvi alastor

    I’m not the one who got straight up bullied by strangers as soon as she showed what she looked like

    arsonisfun

    yea i watched it

    Who’s your favourite character?

    The Radio Demon

    YES! WHOS UR FAV CHARACTER

    ALASTOR

    mal♡

    nuh uh shes actually like genuinely gorgeous

    YOU SO PRETTYYY

    beeee

    the way you talk is familiar

    wdym

    The Radio Demon

    YESSSS

    I like Alastor, Angel, husk, Charlie and literally everyone except for valentino and the “bad” guys lol

    arsonisfun

    wdym

    wait what state do you live in

    urfavvirgo

    YOU SO PRETTYYY

    BRO I RECENTLY FOUND LIKE MY FAVOURITE EYESHADOW ITS BEEN MISSING FOR AGES ND NOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AOUT MYSELF LMAO

    The Radio Demon

    I like Alastor, Angel, husk, Charlie and literally everyone except for valentino and the “bad” guys lol

    i think everyones fine except the "bad guys" too ig

    mal♡

    BRO I RECENTLY FOUND LIKE MY FAVOURITE EYESHADOW ITS BEEN MISSING FOR AGES ND NOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AOUT MYSELF LMAO

    SO REAL FOR THAT

    beeee

    wait what state do you live in

    texas

    arsonisfun

    texas

    same-

    arsonisfun

    i think everyones fine except the "bad guys" too ig

    I like husk, I like sarcasm in general lol

    The Radio Demon

    KILLING

    MURDERING

    urfavvirgo

    Liar

    If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

    urfavvirgo

    SO REAL FOR THAT

    I GOT NEW MASCARA TOO CUS MY OLD ONE WAS EMPTY LIKE IM ALLLLL SET NOW

    arsonisfun

    im stalking u

    creepy

    ElsatheAquarius

    If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

    el, can u shut the hell up

    The Radio Demon

    AND ARSON TO REMOVE EVIDENCE

    YESSS

    mal♡

    I GOT NEW MASCARA TOO CUS MY OLD ONE WAS EMPTY LIKE IM ALLLLL SET NOW

    WHAT MASCARA

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    el, can u shut the hell up

    No.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    el, can u shut the hell up

    I don’t think so. It’s too hard. I repeat, you loss…

    my favorite eyeliner fell behind my bookshelf

    urfavvirgo

    WHAT MASCARA

    ITS SMTH FROM ELF ND ITS THE SAME AS MY OLD ONE J NEW ND IT WORKS TO WELL

    ElsatheAquarius

    If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

    could never be salty when u look like THIS 👨‍🦲

    beeee

    my favorite eyeliner fell behind my bookshelf

    BURN

    mal♡

    ITS SMTH FROM ELF ND ITS THE SAME AS MY OLD ONE J NEW ND IT WORKS TO WELL

    THERES THIS ONE MASCARA I LIKE ITS FUVE DOLLARS AND ITS THE WATRPROOF LASH PRINCESS ONE

    The Radio Demon

    Bye bye kind person

    bye byee

    urfavvirgo

    THERES THIS ONE MASCARA I LIKE ITS FUVE DOLLARS AND ITS THE WATRPROOF LASH PRINCESS ONE

    OOOO

    FOR MY FIRST THING OF MASCARA I GOT WATERPROOF ND I LOVED IT

    I gtg it’s late and I have school tomorrow and I’ll prob be on looking at ship memes anyways so byeeeeeeere

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    can u guys stop giving a crap about ur appearances for a bit?

    Nah

    i gtg too cause class is almost over

    BUT NOW I GO TO TARGET ND J GET WTVS CHEAPEST CUS MY EYELASHES ARE NICE AS IS CUS THEYRE THICK I J NEED THEM TO BE LONGER

    ElsatheAquarius

    Nah

    you should start caring abt ur appearance tbh

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    can u guys stop giving a crap about ur appearances for a bit?

    i honestly dont care that much but if theres simple little things i can do to feel better than ill do it

    mal♡

    BUT NOW I GO TO TARGET ND J GET WTVS CHEAPEST CUS MY EYELASHES ARE NICE AS IS CUS THEYRE THICK I J NEED THEM TO BE LONGER

    REAL

    mal♡

    i honestly dont care that much but if theres simple little things i can do to feel better than ill do it

    ^^^^^^

    urfavvirgo

    you should start caring abt ur appearance tbh

    I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

    urfavvirgo

    REAL

    who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

    ElsatheAquarius

    I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

    u look like a clown

    ElsatheAquarius

    I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

    Coz I actually agreed that I looked ugly

    like im not aboutta take 20 minutes to get ready in the morning but like smth simple like a little mascara nd eyeshadow it takes like 3 minutes nd boosts my confidence a bit cus i like being sparkly

    Heroin Monkey

    who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

    a lot of ppl disagree with u💀

    Heroin Monkey

    who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

    i get short fake nails but not lashes

    nd i only wear fake nails for holidays like christmas

    or if i get some for a birthday or smth

    i also have a shitty skincare thing that my parents forced me to do because i had bad acne

    but i dont like stuff like that near my eyes

    Heroin Monkey

    who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

    I use fake nails but not eyelashes, i wear mascara every day tho

    mascara is amazing

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i also have a shitty skincare thing that my parents forced me to do because i had bad acne

    u should care abt appearance if u gonna be a cosmologist💀

    dude i got face lotion from my grandparents for christmas nd its so nice

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u even know what cosmology is?

    oh im thinking abt cosmetology

    mal♡

    dude i got face lotion from my grandparents for christmas nd its so nice

    lotion

    Heroin Monkey

    lotion

    mhm

    DuoIingo

    i love eating children

    Dolingo????

    Where's Amy, wade n that?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    thats arson's friend

    yupp

    Emboldened Angus