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Eat my child, ill kill you.

i love eating children

seeing as i'm sitting next to you i may or may not be alive

ElsatheAquarius

Look, you're talking to urself

nah they just my fan

no we just know each other irl

ElsatheAquarius

coz you were made on the same day

and because we were both bored in english class

we can send a message at the same time if you wanna prove it

i don't wanna make a video about shakespeare

Average Starry Fan

shut up op

I'm the original poster? Gee thx even tho this ain't my post

he has an interesting name tho

ElsatheAquarius

I'm the original poster? Gee thx even tho this ain't my post

I hat eyou kys

DuoIingo

and because we were both bored in english class

ohhh oki

omfg toast why do u keep moving chats

ElsatheAquarius

ohhh oki

mk coolio

Average Starry Fan

I hat eyou kys

Idrc if you hate me, and i would rather not kill my self thankyou very much

ElsatheAquarius

Idrc if you hate me, and i would rather not kill my self thankyou very much

sure pal

ElsatheAquarius

Idrc if you hate me, and i would rather not kill my self thankyou very much

w h a t ?

Average Starry Fan

Opal dont like you i dont like you

opal wants to like her

Average Starry Fan

Opal dont like you i dont like you

ohh i met opal the other day

Average Starry Fan

sure

no sure

Average Starry Fan

Opal dont like you i dont like you

okay, idrc. I didn't even do anything to her, she's just being over dramatic - a always

Average Starry Fan

what time is it for you arson?

uhhh 3:18

ElsatheAquarius

okay, idrc. I didn't even do anything to her, she's just being over dramatic - a always

shut yo buitch ass up

Cosmologistinterntobe

i want to be parentless. i don't want to call anybody mommy

lmao

Cosmologistinterntobe

u guys in texas

yea

Average Starry Fan

fuck you mean nah

I don't wanna "shut my buitch ass up" you cunt

Cosmologistinterntobe

who the hell are u

lmao i just changed my username i'm arson's friend

ElsatheAquarius

I don't wanna "shut my buitch ass up" you cunt

shhhhhhh

I KNOW A GOOD MURDERER

Cosmologistinterntobe

stop instigating the drama

I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

The Radio Demon

Whom?!

ONE OF MY FRIENDS

ElsatheAquarius

I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

Opal is no no

Cosmologistinterntobe

"whom"

You do not know how close I was to use profanity I swear-

ElsatheAquarius

I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

shut up bitch

The Radio Demon

You do not know how close I was to use profanity I swear-

ded cat

Average Starry Fan

shut up bitch

why would like like for me to adopt?

ElsatheAquarius

I like you shy (as a friend)

A mirror? (Same)

ElsatheAquarius

I'm not it's fucking Toast. Anyway I fucking hate u coz of what you said about me, you should have seen what Opal said to me, ur acting like her now

what did she say

I’m sorry I don’t think I can believe anything you’re saying right now, I think it’s best for all of us if you leave the website for a while, you told us your mental health was bad. Also, no one would ever pose as you, and I never did. I’m sorry but there isn’t a way I can forgive you, you’re kind of a toxic person and you’ve never been there when people turned against me and you’re kind of fake so for my sake I don’t want this anymore, el. One thing she said to me

arsonisfun

what is even goin onnnnn

idk mann

Average Starry Fan

change your name to elsa the retard

Fuck you.

bro wrote a whole paragraph

ElsatheAquarius

I’m sorry I don’t think I can believe anything you’re saying right now, I think it’s best for all of us if you leave the website for a while, you told us your mental health was bad. Also, no one would ever pose as you, and I never did. I’m sorry but there isn’t a way I can forgive you, you’re kind of a toxic person and you’ve never been there when people turned against me and you’re kind of fake so for my sake I don’t want this anymore, el. One thing she said to me

shut up

i dont even know whats going on but its great

arsonisfun

what is even goin onnnnn

Does it look like I know?

Average Starry Fan

git

Who would you like me to adopt?

arsonisfun

i dont even know whats going on but its great

who should i root for guys??

Average Starry Fan

Wadeypoo

Uhm..........................

arsonisfun

who should i root for guys??

idk who the asshole is rn

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Average Starry Fan

MEMEMEMEMEME

k u seem chill so yea

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The Radio Demon

I used profanity

nice

El why are you so desperate to be my friend? I mean I want to but I don’t know if I can trust you anymore, I’ve done similar things and I apologized but people are on good terms with me now because I left them alone You need to learn how to respect boundaries and leave people alone and I asked you nicely many times but you refused to listen to me and the fact that you think we’re best friends after all this is weird I’m sorry Another thing she said to me

ElsatheAquarius

El why are you so desperate to be my friend? I mean I want to but I don’t know if I can trust you anymore, I’ve done similar things and I apologized but people are on good terms with me now because I left them alone You need to learn how to respect boundaries and leave people alone and I asked you nicely many times but you refused to listen to me and the fact that you think we’re best friends after all this is weird I’m sorry Another thing she said to me

she spittin

the real question is nta or yta

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literally where did this come from

brb guys we're gonna go against each other in nitro type

Cosmologistinterntobe

let me talk to her

she ain't online anything rn

Average Starry Fan

(love you too pookie)

EEEEE YAYYY

no actually why is there so much drama for a joke site tho

Average Starry Fan

No

toast, if you stop talking to her, she will stop talking

Cosmologistinterntobe

toast, if you stop talking to her, she will stop talking

BUT SHES THE OPP

ElsatheAquarius

"eee yayy" ha.ha.ha. how pathetic lol

lmao talking like they in an anime

ElsatheAquarius

"eee yayy" ha.ha.ha. how pathetic lol

don't be mean :(

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Average Starry Fan

BUT SHES THE OPP

shes not off the top. she is just very aggresive when it comes to her feelings

arsonisfun

no actually why is there so much drama for a joke site tho

lol

Cosmologistinterntobe

calm down

Not wehn they after my children

Cosmologistinterntobe

shes not off the top. she is just very aggresive when it comes to her feelings

F U C K O F F in a very polite way

Cosmologistinterntobe

guys, fucking calm the hell down

fr

Average Starry Fan

ADOPT ARSONISFUN

uhmm

Average Starry Fan

BUT SHES THE OPP

^^^^^

Average Starry Fan

AND I JUST MET ARSON

and we r instant soulmates fr

ElsatheAquarius

says you, you deformed rat

defromed rat?

The Radio Demon

I am glad i am the supplier of popcorn

gimme

ElsatheAquarius

wtf is an opp?

you are so autistic

your hair is so greesy nd ragidy its fallin out

how much of a loser are you to not know what opp means

your face looks like a racoon that got ran oever 7 times

The Radio Demon

Otherwise I’d be as broke as you guys

i love this guy

huh so autistic? Says the kid that got sent home for throwing a stapler

our english table took an autism test the other day

arsonisfun

i love this guy

Haha thank you! Why? I want to know so I can enhance that stuff and be a better person

THEY ARE MAKING A MISTAKE ATTACKING MY CHILD

Cosmologistinterntobe

el, stop

I'm not stopping until they stop

ElsatheAquarius

huh so autistic? Says the kid that got sent home for throwing a stapler

you fr look autistic too

IDGAF IF HE AINT FAMILY BUT I ADOPTED HIMM CAUSE HE FEELS LIKE FAMILY

The Radio Demon

Haha thank you! Why? I want to know so I can enhance that stuff and be a better person

cuz u just randomly appear and give popcorn

Anonymous

IDGAF IF HE AINT FAMILY BUT I ADOPTED HIMM CAUSE HE FEELS LIKE FAMILY

thats nice

looking like u done snuck onto earth

i feel like im the only person here who doesn't have beef with anynone

Anonymous

Shut.

i meant it in a good wayyyy

urfavvirgo

u look like a balding man

Your family tree looks like a wreath

arsonisfun

i meant it in a good wayyyy

ik but im not ehh i dont like being nice

arsonisfun

i feel like im the only person here who doesn't have beef with anynone

no you have beef with a 3 year old actually

ElsatheAquarius

Your family tree looks like a wreath

no ?

Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

Cosmologistinterntobe

angel, can u please unblock me on quotev.

l8r

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ElsatheAquarius

Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

el

ElsatheAquarius

Everyone who goes to your funeral will be glad you never came to theirs.

should I post ur face?

it's getting heated in here damn

DuoIingo

it's getting heated in here damn

ikr

emily god dindt even make thtat

Anonymous

emily god dindt even make thtat

she an alien

The aliens threw its ass out

Anonymous

The aliens threw its ass out

she too fucking ugly for everyone

urfavvirgo

she an alien

You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

ElsatheAquarius

You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

I am defenitely attractive enough to judge YOU

ElsatheAquarius

You are not attractive enough to be that stupid. Double whammy

el, leave this shit behind

Cosmologistinterntobe

u guys are so immature for bullying a 12yo

k

Anonymous

DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

Emmmmmm

arsonisfun

cuz u just randomly appear and give popcorn

Haha ok!

Anonymous

DID I DELL U WAHT HAPPEND AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

The Radio Demon

Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

shes changing the subject

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And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

The Radio Demon

Nope! Does it look like we care? Are you that bad at reading people!

Sense when did u have beef w. me? Tf.

ElsatheAquarius

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

no ones reading thsi

ElsatheAquarius

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

HELP U DO LOOK BRITISH

hi

HEY

urfavvirgo

UR FACE IS SO MESSED UP

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

ElsatheAquarius

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

ky

ElsatheAquarius

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS GONEEE

ElsatheAquarius

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

ElsatheAquarius

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Britain, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the por

cpy and pate

urfavvirgo

I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

fuck off

PLEASE GUYS CALM DOWNNNN DAMNN

Average Starry Fan

MLLLLLALLLALALALALALLALALALLA

HEY TOAST

HEY EM

urfavvirgo

I’m so glad that ur slow self knows how to use google

emily, shut ur goddamn mouth and stop getting angry at a person on the other side of the planet

WHO

HEY BEE

urfavvirgo

HES BEING IRRITATING

You're the strongest argument I've ever seen for abortion

arsonisfun

PLEASE GUYS CALM DOWNNNN DAMNN

They woooooont want some popcorn? A cadaver or 10$ or name your price I actually don’t give a shit as long as I get something )

Cosmologistinterntobe

emily, shut ur goddamn mouth and stop getting angry at a person on the other side of the planet

well lucky for u my mouth ain’t open

Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?

cos i unblocekd u on quotev

ElsatheAquarius

Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?

im saving this insult

urfavvirgo

are u acoustic too?

They’re not a guitar.

Average Starry Fan

FUCK MY KEYBARD

Having a little dick doesn't mean you can be a big one

Cosmologistinterntobe

el, stop

Give up. It won’t work. Enjoy the show. They’ll tire or one will kill themselves eventually.

i'll follow you

Cosmologistinterntobe

this isn't a show i want to enjoy

Your loss then

The Radio Demon

Give up. It won’t work. Enjoy the show. They’ll tire or one will kill themselves eventually.

fr

Anonymous

bye resta yall

bye bye

urfavvirgo

it’s called TYPING

You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

wait arson i feel like i know you

The Radio Demon

Do you like Hazbin Hotel?

I DO

The Radio Demon

Do you like Hazbin Hotel?

yea i watched it

ElsatheAquarius

You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

the self projection smh

ElsatheAquarius

You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

el, save the insults for other people

beeee

wait arson i feel like i know you

huh

ElsatheAquarius

You're so ugly your mother had to close her eyes and think of other babies while breastfeeding you

nuh uh shes actually like genuinely gorgeous

Cosmologistinterntobe

el, save the insults for other people

nah

arsonisfun

huh

the way you talk is familiar

The Radio Demon

YES! WHOS UR FAV CHARACTER

obvi alastor

I’m not the one who got straight up bullied by strangers as soon as she showed what she looked like

arsonisfun

yea i watched it

Who’s your favourite character?

The Radio Demon

YES! WHOS UR FAV CHARACTER

ALASTOR

mal

nuh uh shes actually like genuinely gorgeous

YOU SO PRETTYYY

beeee

the way you talk is familiar

wdym

The Radio Demon

YESSSS

I like Alastor, Angel, husk, Charlie and literally everyone except for valentino and the “bad” guys lol

arsonisfun

wdym

wait what state do you live in

urfavvirgo

YOU SO PRETTYYY

BRO I RECENTLY FOUND LIKE MY FAVOURITE EYESHADOW ITS BEEN MISSING FOR AGES ND NOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AOUT MYSELF LMAO

The Radio Demon

I like Alastor, Angel, husk, Charlie and literally everyone except for valentino and the “bad” guys lol

i think everyones fine except the "bad guys" too ig

mal

BRO I RECENTLY FOUND LIKE MY FAVOURITE EYESHADOW ITS BEEN MISSING FOR AGES ND NOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AOUT MYSELF LMAO

SO REAL FOR THAT

beeee

wait what state do you live in

texas

arsonisfun

texas

same-

arsonisfun

i think everyones fine except the "bad guys" too ig

I like husk, I like sarcasm in general lol

The Radio Demon

KILLING

MURDERING

urfavvirgo

Liar

If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

urfavvirgo

SO REAL FOR THAT

I GOT NEW MASCARA TOO CUS MY OLD ONE WAS EMPTY LIKE IM ALLLLL SET NOW

arsonisfun

im stalking u

creepy

ElsatheAquarius

If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

el, can u shut the hell up

The Radio Demon

AND ARSON TO REMOVE EVIDENCE

YESSS

mal

I GOT NEW MASCARA TOO CUS MY OLD ONE WAS EMPTY LIKE IM ALLLLL SET NOW

WHAT MASCARA

Cosmologistinterntobe

el, can u shut the hell up

No.

Cosmologistinterntobe

el, can u shut the hell up

I don’t think so. It’s too hard. I repeat, you loss…

my favorite eyeliner fell behind my bookshelf

urfavvirgo

WHAT MASCARA

ITS SMTH FROM ELF ND ITS THE SAME AS MY OLD ONE J NEW ND IT WORKS TO WELL

ElsatheAquarius

If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt

could never be salty when u look like THIS 👨‍🦲

beeee

my favorite eyeliner fell behind my bookshelf

BURN

mal

ITS SMTH FROM ELF ND ITS THE SAME AS MY OLD ONE J NEW ND IT WORKS TO WELL

THERES THIS ONE MASCARA I LIKE ITS FUVE DOLLARS AND ITS THE WATRPROOF LASH PRINCESS ONE

The Radio Demon

Bye bye kind person

bye byee

urfavvirgo

THERES THIS ONE MASCARA I LIKE ITS FUVE DOLLARS AND ITS THE WATRPROOF LASH PRINCESS ONE

OOOO

FOR MY FIRST THING OF MASCARA I GOT WATERPROOF ND I LOVED IT

I gtg it’s late and I have school tomorrow and I’ll prob be on looking at ship memes anyways so byeeeeeeere

Cosmologistinterntobe

can u guys stop giving a crap about ur appearances for a bit?

Nah

i gtg too cause class is almost over

BUT NOW I GO TO TARGET ND J GET WTVS CHEAPEST CUS MY EYELASHES ARE NICE AS IS CUS THEYRE THICK I J NEED THEM TO BE LONGER

ElsatheAquarius

Nah

you should start caring abt ur appearance tbh

Cosmologistinterntobe

nah

not u I’m talking to l

Cosmologistinterntobe

can u guys stop giving a crap about ur appearances for a bit?

i honestly dont care that much but if theres simple little things i can do to feel better than ill do it

mal

BUT NOW I GO TO TARGET ND J GET WTVS CHEAPEST CUS MY EYELASHES ARE NICE AS IS CUS THEYRE THICK I J NEED THEM TO BE LONGER

REAL

mal

i honestly dont care that much but if theres simple little things i can do to feel better than ill do it

^^^^^^

urfavvirgo

you should start caring abt ur appearance tbh

I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

ElsatheAquarius

I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

Cool.

urfavvirgo

REAL

who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

ElsatheAquarius

I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

u look like a clown

ElsatheAquarius

I do now, I use a specific skincare routine now

Coz I actually agreed that I looked ugly

like im not aboutta take 20 minutes to get ready in the morning but like smth simple like a little mascara nd eyeshadow it takes like 3 minutes nd boosts my confidence a bit cus i like being sparkly

Heroin Monkey

who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

a lot of ppl disagree with u💀

Heroin Monkey

who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

i get short fake nails but not lashes

nd i only wear fake nails for holidays like christmas

or if i get some for a birthday or smth

i also have a shitty skincare thing that my parents forced me to do because i had bad acne

but i dont like stuff like that near my eyes

Heroin Monkey

who buys fake hair eyelashes and nails, theres no appeal.

I use fake nails but not eyelashes, i wear mascara every day tho

mascara is amazing

Cosmologistinterntobe

i also have a shitty skincare thing that my parents forced me to do because i had bad acne

u should care abt appearance if u gonna be a cosmologist💀

dude i got face lotion from my grandparents for christmas nd its so nice

Cosmologistinterntobe

u even know what cosmology is?

oh im thinking abt cosmetology

mal

dude i got face lotion from my grandparents for christmas nd its so nice

lotion

Heroin Monkey

lotion

mhm

DuoIingo

i love eating children

Dolingo????

Cosmologistinterntobe

thats arson's friend

yupp