Hello!

hello

Im stealing amy from you toast

wha

I have an unpinned grenade in my pocket

better leave him for me

Hiii

can i have it

hmmmm

depends

how far away is north carolina from indiana

y u m

Throw it at the homeless

only if you come with me

YOU WANT ME TO CUM WITH YOU?

bring toast too

WE ARENT DOING A NUT OFF

toast is good at throwing stuff

I ONLY DO THAT WITH PEOPLE I KNOW REALLY WELL

anyway

do yall want my first name

why not

is it ultimate sigma alpha

my name?

bet

my name is...

im so tired jerfknjwfijak

homless homar

ah

well i’ll be back in 15

Nuh uh

yuh uh

ah i seen that

My friends gonna join

Men

For real

ok so big daves real name is-

big dave change you name and pfp to ice spice

DO IT YOU STUPID SLAVE

MY ENGLISH TEACHER WANTED TO FLUNK ME IN JUNIOR HIGH

THANKS ALOT

NEXT SEMESTER ILL BE 35

I WHACKED HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH AN ERASER

CHASED HIM WITH A STAPLER

STAPLED HIS NUTS TO A STACK OF PAPER

damn

why are so many of toast’s people joining

i’m amy :)