he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
mal
yall
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are
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so
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lame
kris67
shut the fuck up
mal
no
kris67
i took a mirror selfie today and i look really mad in it
kris67
after weights
mal
damn
kris67
yeah
kris67
lowkey tuff tho
kris67
lowkey miss my ex
kris67
lowkey want food
mal
food is yummy
mal
exes are bad
mal
well mine is idk abt yours
mal
and tuff stuff is tuff
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heeeeelo
mal
heyy hru
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ggood hey hbu hey I'ma ask u a question tomorrow if thats fine, I wont be on very long
mal
im good and ok
kris67
ex is not bad
kris67
except when she is
mal
real lmao
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mine was js bad
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all around
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bro like
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ok wait this story basically sums him up
kris67
i just gotta explain that i didnβt actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me
kris67
and if she still donβt wanna give me a second chance after dat
kris67
move on
mal
he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
mal
damn
kris67
i added her on airbuds to see if she would add me back and she blocked me before i could unsend the request
mal
oh damnn
kris67
receipts have estrogen in them
kris67
donβt touch them unless you wanna be a femboy
mal
bro was as feminine as it gets personality wise
kris67
then idk
mal
i swear he was on his period every day of the fucking month
mal
musta heard abt the receipts too late
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damn
kris67
mal
he also got mad when i hung out with friends cus then i wouldnt answer his texts immediately
mal
oh
kris67
who dis
kris67
homelander blow
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who me?
kris67
yuh
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I'ma leave if I'm intruding in the convo
mal
youre not
kris67
nah i jus wanna kno who u are gng
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alr my fault my fault
kris67
u good twin
kris67
were you here when i was here back in 24
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um no, but I've been here for a while
kris67
ohh
kris67
ok
kris67
bye
kris67
guys
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cya
mal
bye kris
mal
bruh i js missed my mouth and spilled apple juice on myself
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anyone there
Cosmo the Intern
yeah
mal
hi