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shut the fuck up

i took a mirror selfie today and i look really mad in it

lowkey miss my ex

lowkey want food

food is yummy

exes are bad

well mine is idk abt yours

and tuff stuff is tuff

im good and ok

except when she is

mine was js bad

ok wait this story basically sums him up

i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

and if she still don’t wanna give me a second chance after dat

mal♡

ok wait this story basically sums him up

he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count

kris67

i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

damn

i added her on airbuds to see if she would add me back and she blocked me before i could unsend the request

mal♡

he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count

receipts have estrogen in them

don’t touch them unless you wanna be a femboy

bro was as feminine as it gets personality wise

i swear he was on his period every day of the fucking month

musta heard abt the receipts too late

kris67

i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

damn

he also got mad when i hung out with friends cus then i wouldnt answer his texts immediately

𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

damn

who dis

mal♡

oh

homelander blow

nah i jus wanna kno who u are gng

were you here when i was here back in 24

bruh i js missed my mouth and spilled apple juice on myself

anyone there

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