he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
mal♡
yall
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are
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so
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lame
kris67
shut the fuck up
mal♡
no
kris67
i took a mirror selfie today and i look really mad in it
kris67
after weights
mal♡
damn
kris67
yeah
kris67
lowkey tuff tho
kris67
lowkey miss my ex
kris67
lowkey want food
mal♡
food is yummy
mal♡
exes are bad
mal♡
well mine is idk abt yours
mal♡
and tuff stuff is tuff
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
heeeeelo
mal♡
heyy hru
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
ggood hey hbu hey I'ma ask u a question tomorrow if thats fine, I wont be on very long
mal♡
im good and ok
kris67
ex is not bad
kris67
except when she is
mal♡
real lmao
mal♡
mine was js bad
mal♡
all around
mal♡
bro like
mal♡
ok wait this story basically sums him up
kris67
i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me
kris67
and if she still don’t wanna give me a second chance after dat
kris67
move on
mal♡
he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count
mal♡
damn
kris67
i added her on airbuds to see if she would add me back and she blocked me before i could unsend the request
mal♡
oh damnn
kris67
receipts have estrogen in them
kris67
don’t touch them unless you wanna be a femboy
mal♡
bro was as feminine as it gets personality wise
kris67
then idk
mal♡
i swear he was on his period every day of the fucking month
mal♡
musta heard abt the receipts too late
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
damn
kris67
mal♡
he also got mad when i hung out with friends cus then i wouldnt answer his texts immediately
mal♡
oh
kris67
who dis
kris67
homelander blow
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
who me?
kris67
yuh
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
I'ma leave if I'm intruding in the convo
mal♡
youre not
kris67
nah i jus wanna kno who u are gng
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
alr my fault my fault
kris67
u good twin
kris67
were you here when i was here back in 24
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
um no, but I've been here for a while
kris67
ohh
kris67
ok
kris67
bye
kris67
guys
𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰
cya
mal♡
bye kris
mal♡
bruh i js missed my mouth and spilled apple juice on myself
mal♡
anyone there
Cosmo idk
yeah
mal♡
hi
Heroin Monkey
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