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  • shut the fuck up

    i took a mirror selfie today and i look really mad in it

    lowkey miss my ex

    lowkey want food

    food is yummy

    exes are bad

    well mine is idk abt yours

    and tuff stuff is tuff

    im good and ok

    except when she is

    mine was js bad

    ok wait this story basically sums him up

    i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

    and if she still don’t wanna give me a second chance after dat

    mal♡

    ok wait this story basically sums him up

    he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count

    kris67

    i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

    damn

    i added her on airbuds to see if she would add me back and she blocked me before i could unsend the request

    mal♡

    he carried tissues in his pockets so when he would go to the store he didnt need to touch the receipts cus he read that receipt paper reduces your sperm count

    receipts have estrogen in them

    don’t touch them unless you wanna be a femboy

    bro was as feminine as it gets personality wise

    i swear he was on his period every day of the fucking month

    musta heard abt the receipts too late

    kris67

    i just gotta explain that i didn’t actually cal her ugly and i was low-key tryna hang a lot she just never texted me

    damn

    he also got mad when i hung out with friends cus then i wouldnt answer his texts immediately

    𝔩𝔦𝔩 ℨ𝔞𝔫𝔢 ♰

    damn

    who dis

    mal♡

    oh

    homelander blow

    nah i jus wanna kno who u are gng

    were you here when i was here back in 24

    bruh i js missed my mouth and spilled apple juice on myself

    anyone there

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